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Authors: Jennifer Crusie

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“No,” Gwen said. “But I didn’t want to stand in your way.”

“Nobody stands in my way,” Tilda said and carried the paint can out through the office.

I should be like that
, Gwen thought, and imagined announcing to Ford, “Nobody stands in my way.” Although why it had to be Ford was a mystery. She should say it to Mason. “Mason, you’re a nice person, but I don’t want you to run the gallery.” Although if he’d get them out of debt, the whole family would be free. He could have the gallery if he’d get them out of debt. At this point, he could have
her
if he’d get them out of debt.

Davy came in from the street, whistling, and went into the office.

Of course, that would mean she’d never scuba dive. But the family would be safe.

That was the problem. Once you’d given birth, you never really thought “I” or “me” again. It was always “we.” What’s best for “us.” Even though what’s best for “us” was often lousy for “me.” She had two beautiful children and an equally beautiful grandchild, all of whom were fairly happy and healthy and who loved and supported each other. She didn’t have to go to a horrible job every day, she could work Double-Crostics whenever she wanted, and nobody ever said, “Gwennie, don’t do that.” At least not for the past five years anyway. It was all good.

Well, mostly good. While it was true that Tony had been domineering, there’d also been some very nice things about him. Like sex, for example. That was a loss. She’d been okay with celibacy, but then it had started raining men at the Goodnights’ and suddenly she was getting a lot of lunches. And piña coladas. Maybe she should think about it, make a plan. She was only fifty-four. Mason was clearly interested, a good steady man who understood finance and loved the gallery. Really, it was a no-brainer. She closed her eyes and tried to seriously imagine a life with Mason.

Scuba diving
, she thought, and her mind washed through with blue-green water and bright-colored fish, like one of Homer’s paintings, only real, with sun on her face, and the water flowing over her body, and Ford-

Oh, for heaven’s sake
, she thought and got up to move the chairs into the office. She could sweep the floor. That didn’t involve tools. Or a great deal of thought.

Tilda came out of the office with a paintbrush. “You okay?”

“Fine,” Gwen said. “Couldn’t be better.”

“Davy wants to paint the front today.” Tilda nodded her head back at the office where Davy was now looking doubtfully into an open paint can, Nadine frowning over his shoulder. “We might have to block off the entrance.”

“And that would be a problem because so many people come in?” Gwen said. “I don’t-”

The street door to the gallery opened, and an older man with dark red hair and darker eyes came in, something about him very familiar. “Hello?” Gwen said, trying to place him.

“Hello, darling,” the man said, and Gwen had one horrible moment when she thought he might have been somebody she’d slept with before Tony and had now completely forgotten. He was somewhere between fifty and eighty, so the age range was right.

“Do I know you?” Gwen said, fingers crossed that she didn’t.

“Call me Michael, love,” he said, so innocently her eyes narrowed. “I’m looking for Davy Dempsey. Tall boy, dark hair. Is he here?”

“Davy?” Tilda said, surprised. “He’s back-” She stopped because the man smiled at her warmly and detoured around her to open the office door. “Uh, wait-”

Inside the office, Davy looked up and froze, and Gwen thought,
It can’t be another hit man. How many people hate this guy
?

“I should have known,” the man said to Davy, his voice light. “Me on the road, running for my life, and you here with a daisy hand.”

“Daisy hand?” Gwen said.

“Three queens,” Davy said grimly. “Hello, Dad.”

Chapter 15

“H
OW THE HELL
did you find me?” Davy said, when he was staring at Michael across the table in Simon’s room. It seemed odd that there was nothing on the table. He kept expecting Michael to pull out a deck and start dealing.

“That friend of yours, Simon,” Michael said. “I called him in Miami a couple of weeks ago, looking for you.”

“And he gave me up,” Davy said, planning on having a talk with Simon later.

“It took some persuading,” Michael said.

Davy sighed. It was Michael. Simon hadn’t had a chance.

“And then it took me a while to get here,” Michael went on. “I had commitments. And Greyhound is not the Concorde.”

“You took the
bus
?” Davy said, dumbfounded. “That’s not like you.”

“I am temporarily embarrassed of funds,” Michael said, with the ghost of a grin.

“I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today! My father, Wimpy.”

“I have to keep a low profile,” Michael said. “There appears to be a warrant out for me.”

“That also is not like you.” Davy sat back, unconcerned. “You usually don’t get caught.”

“There was a woman,” Michael said darkly.

“There always is.”

Michael grinned at him. “You should talk. I walk in and find you with three. You’re me all over again, boy.”

“I am
nothing
like you,” Davy said.

Michael laughed. “You’re right, you’re nothing like me, you
are
me. Of all my children, Davy boy, you’re my heir.”

“Oh, good. I’ve always wanted to own two decks of marked cards and a penny whistle.”

“Now, Sophie,” Michael went on as if he hadn’t heard, “she had the skill, right from the beginning. She could look at you with those big brown eyes and take you for everything you had. But she didn’t have the heart for it.”

“She has morals,” Davy said, thinking,
And because of that, she’s a soft touch, which you know all too well
.

“And little Amy, she loved it, but she didn’t have the skill. Too scatterbrained. But you, you were born for this. You have the skill and the heart, you have it all, you could be greater than I am-”

“Oh, spare me,” Davy said, fed up. “Look at you, the Great One. On the lam at sixty, scamming for quarters, playing monte for motel money, that’s your idea of greatness?”

“It’s action, isn’t it?” Michael said. “That’s what Nick the Greek said.”

“Yeah, that’s what Nick the Greek said when he was washed up, playing two-bit poker instead of high-roller,” Davy snapped. “That’s what he said before he died broke. Is that how you want to live?”

“It’s
living
.” Michael leaned forward. “It’s not sitting around wishing you were living and denying what you were born for. It’s not shilling for the freaking FBI.” He shook his head at Davy. “You miss it. Don’t tell me you don’t. What are you doing for the kick these days, Davy my lad? Picking daisies?”

“Okay,” Davy said. “Back off on the Goodnights. And in Gwen’s case that means literally. She’s got a steady guy with money who’s getting serious. Stay away.”

“Ah, that’s not for her,” Michael said. “Women like Gwen Goodnight do not go for steady men.”

“She deserves somebody she can count on,” Davy said. “That is not you.”

“She deserves a damn good time,” Michael said. “That’s most definitely me. Besides, she can’t count on anybody. Nobody can. You’re born alone and you die alone, Davy. So you better know yourself, because you’re the only one who ever will.”

“I know myself,” Davy said grimly, “and I’m happy.”

“After all I’ve taught you,” Michael said sadly. “How many times did I tell you, the guy to beat at the table is the one who doesn’t know what makes him weak and what makes him strong. And now look at you, pretending you’re someone else, shirking your gift.” He shook his head. “Good thing for you I showed up.”

“Oh, yeah,” Davy said. “We’re all thrilled when you show up. I have news for you. I’m not playing the game anymore, and neither are Sophie and Amy.”

“Then you’re not living,” Michael said. “I’d worry, but I know you too well. You’ll be back. You need the edge.”

“Did you come here for a specific reason?” Davy said. “Or just to piss me off?”

“I’m on my way to see my grandson,” Michael said, settling back.

Davy thought of the hell Michael could make for Sophie, her peace shattered, her reputation ruined in a small town that never forgot anything, not to mention the monetary damage he could do when he sang his song to her. “No you are not.”

“A man is entitled to see his grandson,” Michael said, expanding a little. “Sophie would want me there. I hear she named him after me.”

“She named him Dempsey, which is not specifically you. And you are staying out of her way, the same way I do. She has a good, law-abiding life and she doesn’t need us screwing it up for her.” He stood up. “The fun’s over. You’re leaving now.”

“I thought we’d both go,” Michael said, not getting up. “This weekend. Family reunion. You could keep me in line.” He smiled at Davy cheerfully. Too cheerfully.

“You don’t know where she is,” Davy said, relaxing.

“Of course I do,” Michael said. “She’s here in Ohio.”

“It’s a big state,” Davy said. “You wouldn’t think so, but it is. Have a nice time searching it.”

“I’ll find out,” Michael said. “Good God, boy, it’s not like I mean her harm. I love her. She’s her mother all over again. And she has my first grandchild. I want to see the boy, see the men my girls married.”

He said it with such sincerity that Davy was impressed. “You lie through your teeth and you make it sound like ‘Danny Boy.’ I’m amazed they ever got enough on you to arrest you.”

“Technically they didn’t,” Michael said. “It was a bum rap. And I’m telling the truth. I want to see this boy.”

“This boy was born a year ago.” Davy folded his arms and stared down at his father grimly. “Your girls were married three years ago. You’re looking for cold cash, a warm bed, and a hot meal in a place the law won’t find you, and once you get there you’ll scam somebody, and it’s a little town and everybody will know, and Sophie will be humiliated. And here’s some news that may not have trickled down: Amy married a cop. I know this guy. He is not sentimental. He will not think you’re a colorful old grandpa. If there’s a warrant out for you, he will can your ass without blinking.”

“You have such a cynical view of human nature,” Michael said thoughtfully.

“Gee, wonder why,” Davy said, feeling like a thirteen-year-old even as he said it.

“It was that woman,” Michael said. “I warned you about her.”

“What woman?” Davy said, legitimately confused.

“That Cleopatra blonde,” Michael said. “That one you had in L.A. She had you so roped you couldn’t have scammed a Sunday school. She was the worst thing for you. She made you bitter.”

“Oh, I don’t know,” Davy said, surveying him. “There’ve been darker influences.”

“Where is she now?” Michael said. “Still married to that anchor guy she dumped you for?”

“No,” Davy said. “She killed him. Then she married somebody else and killed him, too.”

“I’m not surprised,” Michael said. “So where is she now?”

“Here,” Davy said. “Stalking her third.”

“I knew it.” Michael sat back. “You’re still chasing her.”

“No,” Davy said. “I’m chasing my money. She has it.”

“That was careless of you,” Michael said. “Leave her alone. Make some more.”

“I’d rather get my old stake back, thanks,” Davy said. “It’s-”

“You know, this place is not bad.” Michael looked around the room. “That gallery, it’s a sweet setup. You could do some damage here.”

“No,” Davy said, trying to forget that he’d thought the same thing. “This is legit. And the Goodnights are another family you will not be ruining.”

“So what are you doing here?” Michael said.

“They’re my way to Clea,” Davy said. “She needs them, and I can use them to get to her.”

“That’s my boy,” Michael said. “So which one are you spending nights with? The kid’s too young, and Gwennie’s keeping company with a steady guy. That leaves the brunette with the glasses.” He nodded. “Not bad. My guess is, she’s not stupid and she won’t fold in a pinch. Nice ass, too.”

“I’ve never liked you,” Davy said.

Michael’s shoulders shook, which for him was roaring laughter. “I missed you, boy.”

“I didn’t miss you.” Davy walked over to the door and opened it. “And now you’re leaving.”

“I don’t think so,” Michael said, looking around. “This is a nice room.”

“It’s Simon’s,” Davy said. “And he makes full use of it.”

“So where are you sleeping?” Michael got up, and then nodded. “Right. With the glasses. And Gwennie has a stable guy.”

“Which means there’s no room in the inn.” Davy pointed to the hall. “Out.”

Michael ambled toward the door. “I think we should go next weekend,” he said as he passed Davy. “I think-”

Across the hall, Dorcas opened her door. “I’m
painting
over here,” she said, fixing Davy with her glare.

“An artist,” Michael said, shaking his head at her in admiration. “And we broke your concentration. A thousand apologies.”

“One’s enough,” Dorcas said. “That and shutting up.”

“The artistic temperament,” Michael said. “Fascinating. Could I see your work?”

Dorcas blinked at him.

“Dorcas, this is my father,” Davy said. “He’s a liar, a cheat, and a seducer of women, and he’s looking for a place to stay. Avoid him at all costs.”

“Michael Dempsey,” Michael said, taking her hand. “Dorcas. Lovely name. It means ‘lily’ in Gaelic.”

“It means ‘gazelle’ in Greek,” Dorcas said, but she didn’t take her hand back, and Davy thought there might actually be color in her cheeks. She nodded toward Davy. “Is he telling the truth about you?”

“Sadly, yes,” Michael said, smiling at her. “I am completely without redeeming value.”

Dorcas smiled back at him.

“But I really would like to see your work,” Michael went on. “I rarely meet artists and never artists at work. May I?”

And while Davy watched with a sinking heart, Dorcas said, “Yes.”

“Don’t do it, Dorcas,” he said.

“Oh, please,” Dorcas said. “Like you’re a prize.” Then she stepped back and let Michael in.

“Jesus,” Davy said and went downstairs to warn the Goodnights about his father.

 

DAVY SPENT the rest of the week painting and hauling furniture and watching Michael with an eagle eye while Nadine and Ethan followed his every order. Gwen planned the details of the opening with skill if not pleasure, and made sure that the advertising was in place and that there would be a reporter to cover the preview. Simon worked on the security, still missing Louise, and on Tuesday, part of his wardrobe. “Your dad borrowed a shirt from me,” he said. “Evidently neither one of you knows how to pack.”

And Tilda came in after work on her mural and painted with Davy, saying, “You know, I never get enough of painting walls.”

“You don’t have to do this,” Davy said. “You worked all day.”

“It’s the least I can do for you,” Tilda said. “You’re working your butt off for us.”

“Actually, the least you could do for me,” Davy began, and then stopped when Tilda looked at him over her glasses. He did not want to hear about her damn vibrator again. “Never mind.”

Tilda nodded and went back to painting. “I can’t believe your dad moved in with Dorcas an hour after he got here.”

“Yes. I know. He is without morals.”

“But he’s efficient,” Tilda said. “It took you a good twenty-four hours to get into my bed.”

“Hey,” Davy said. “If I’d wanted in earlier-”

Tilda looked at him over the tops of her glasses again.

“Right,” he said and kept painting.

Eve and Jeff and Andrew ran errands and did odd jobs and generally oiled the wheels, while Ford pitched in whenever they needed a repair that required actual skill, especially if it meant sharing space with Gwen. Even Mason showed up to monitor the action, so happy about the opening that he cheered everybody else up, with the possible exception of Ford. They were a team, albeit a strange one.

Michael was another matter. When Davy caught him playing monte outside a local high school, he dragged him off, threatened him with death, and gave him a job of his own to do.

“Where’s Michael?” Tilda said when she got home from mural painting on Wednesday.

“Don’t go looking for trouble,” Davy said.

“I like him,” Tilda said. “I wouldn’t give him money, but I like him. What did you do with him?”

“Two birds with one stone,” Davy said. “I told him about Colby.”

“And?”

“And he took him for a quick five thousand this morning,” Davy said. “He’s dropping off half of it at Mrs. Brenner’s as we speak.”

“Five thousand
dollars
?” Tilda said.

“The old man is good,” Davy said, trying not to feel proud.

“What is it he does again?” Tilda said.

“Sales,” Davy said.

“Right. You really think he’s going to give the money to Mrs. Brenner?”

“Half of it,” Davy said. “He’ll do it. He has a strong sense of justice. Just no morals.”

“How you managed to turn out so honest…” Tilda’s voice trailed off as she shook her head.

“It’s a miracle,” Davy said and went to work on the outside of the gallery before God struck him dead.

After that, since he had a stake, Michael stayed home with Dorcas and kept finding his way down to the gallery, and Davy kept an exasperated eye on him, as did Ford, every time Michael went near Gwen.

“That Ford is no fool,” Davy told Gwen on the day of the preview showing. “I like him, even if he is going to kill me.”

“Don’t joke,” Gwen said. “It’s too upsetting.”

“I was kidding. He’s not going to kill me,” Davy said, patting her shoulder.

“You don’t know that,” Gwen said.

“Sure I do,” Davy said. “If he was going to do it, he’d have done it by now.”

“Then why is he still here?” Gwen said, and Davy grinned at her. “Me? But he’s a hit man.”

“I’ve heard they’re a hot date,” Davy said. “You know, guys who are bent go the extra mile.”

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