A party of three figures was picking its way up the slope of the cliff to the spot where Phaethon stood with Oshenkyo. All three wore blue-green housecoats of antique design, with flared shoulders and long skirts, and many pockets to hold a dozen house instruments. The one in the middle (perhaps the leader) had a design of gold attention-thread running through the chest pockets. Their faces were shadowed by wide flat straw hats whose brims hung over their shoulders. The color elements in the housecoats were not correctly attuned; all three figures were surrounded by a web of green-blue rainbows, shifting glints and shadows, and it made them look as if they were walking underwater.
The lead figure seemed to be a base humaniform until he was within ten feet of Phaethon. The color play of his malfunctioning coat had hidden his true silhouette. As the stranger approached, Phaethon saw he had a second pair of arms and hands springing from his doubled shoulders. Beneath the shadow of his hat, his face was an immobile mask of bony cartilage, with three or four pairs of eyes and secondary eyes, microwave horns, infrared sockets, electrodetection cells, and ELF antennae. The face lacked a nose; the mouth was an insectoid clamp.
Phaethon’s gaze swung left and right. The other two wore standard faces, male and half-male, with teeth made of glittering diamond. The male had a beard woven with many-colored sensation strands. The half-male had similar strands dangling from her hair. The two wore black metallic cusps covering their eyes, perhaps a crude type of sense-filter and interfacer, controlled by blinks and eye motions. The man was sucking on a colored strand drooping from his moustache.
The quadruple-armed leader stepped forward and looked Phaethon’s gold-and-black armor up and down. Phaethon returned the inspection.
Phaethon recognized the fellow’s body design from the late Fifth Era, when the mass-minds, losing money and prestige, had attempted to cut costs on space services by having specialized serf-bodies replace expensive EVA machinery. The serf-creatures were immensely strong, having been used as longshoremen and hullsmiths, and could perceive many frequencies of radiation at once. Their space suits or second skins could be made much more cheaply than the elaborate space armor needed by a human-shaped man. Serfs required very little food and water; their bodies could recycle much of their own waste materials.
The serf-form had been extinct for centuries, and, as far as Phaethon knew, they had never been patronized by a single consciousness. But it was an excellent body to be exiled in, being long-lasting and very frugal.
Phaethon thought the creature was hideous.
The fact that they were dressed in something other than advertisements or simple polymeric homespun led Phaethon to believe that these three represented the upper class of whatever “society” existed among these outcasts. The Peers of the poor, so to speak.
Phaethon noticed that the other two, hissing and slurping, chuckling and murmuring to each other, had both bent close to stare at Oshenkyo’s new ear. The she-man uttered a breathless giggle of awe and delight; the man was nodding slowly, pleased and impressed, his straw hat bobbing.
The buzzing, flat voice of a mechanical speaker issued from the chest area of the serf-creature. “Self identifies as Vulpine First Ironjoy, base neuroform with nonstandard invariant extensions, I Uncomposed and Unschooled. Compatriots identified as Lester Nought Haaken, base, ejected from a limited non-hierarchy mind-partnership, Ritual Murder Reformation School; second compatriot identified as Drusillet Zero Self-soul, sub-Cerebelline neuroform, multiple personality stasis-lock, self-schooled.”
The half-male, evidently Drusillet, straightened up and spoke in a contralto she-man voice: “Incorrect! My school is the Omnipresent Benevolence Assertion! Many children are its members, filled with love and kindliness, protected from all life’s ills and harms! Soon, oh so very soon now, they will recall their love and gratitude for all the benefits I’ve shown to them, and force the Hortators to rescind their ban on me!”
Lester, likewise, made a preemptory gesture, and spoke up: “There is no Ritual Murder Reformation School; such a thing exists only in horror stories. I am and always shall be a member of the Privacy School. My thoughts are my own, not open to examination or review. If I want to throb with the desire to lie, cheat, steal, and kill, then that is nobody’s business but my own, provided I don’t act on it, right? Don’t let Ironjoy here baffle you, New Kid. We, none of us, are criminals here.”
Oshenkyo chimed in, “No criminals. Just unpopular, eh?”
Lester said, “Some of us suffer for a Righteous Cause.”
Phaethon nodded. “A pleasure to make the acquaintance of someone who shares my feelings in the matter, good sir. I, too, suffer tribulations for a cause I deem to be just and right.”
“Aha!” exclaimed Lester, slapping Phaethon’s shoulder plate with a brotherly hand. “Kindred souls then! Good to meet you! And take my word for it, this sick society that has rejected us cannot last long! No, sir, the Golden Oecumene will soon collapse under her own over-stuffed rottenness. The machines think they can anesthetize us, force us into unnatural, inhuman modes! But the true bestial nature of man will one day spring forth, roaring! And on that day, rioters will topple the edifices of the thinking machines, rapists and looters will fulfill their dark fantasies, and blood, gushes of glorious blood, will run through the streets! Take note of my words!”
Lester, at this point, was standing too close to Phaethon, and waving his finger in Phaethon’s face for emphasis.
Ironjoy put one of his left hands on Lester’s shoulder and drew him back. “Improper! Allow New Kid to acclimate himself. Talk of other matters after.”
Oshenkyo said, “He got plenty long time to hear all about you theory, Lester.” He turned and squinted at Phaethon, and said, “We all got to hear Lester’s talk. Sort of like hazing. Whoever stand it the longest wins big prize.”
Lester either was inured to this type of joke, or held Oshenkyo in such good fellowship that the comments did not offend him. In either case, he merely gave Phaethon a polite nod, turned to Ironjoy, said, “Oshenkyo’s earned his chit; I’ll send you a bill from my informant, at fifteen cut. Fair?” And, when Ironjoy grunted in agreement, Lester turned again, gave a last, lingering look of envy and wonder at Oshenkyo’s new ear, and then briskly walked away.
Oshenkyo muttered to Ironjoy: “Worth more than fifteen. Lookit that armor shine! Admantium. Is my fish; I say twenty.”
Ironjoy made a curt gesture with his lower right hand. Oshenkyo shut up and stepped back, squinting. It was hard to read the tattoo-scarred face: but he seemed glum. Ironjoy pointed at Phaethon with his upper left hand, evidently a signal to Drusillet, who took out a reading card, face yellowed with age, and stepped toward Phaethon.
Drusillet said, “Open your thoughtspace, please, New Kid. We need to see what you have to offer. Medical routines is what we mostly need. Though information structuring, data compression, and migration techniques also pay off. Let me log you on to the mentality and run a check-through.” And she stepped forward and began to apply the reading head of the card to a jack in Phaethon’s shoulder board.
Phaethon brushed her hand aside before she could meddle with his suit controls.
Drusillet stepped back, mouth open, and she darted a fearful look at Ironjoy. The metal cusps that hid her eyes partly masked her expression, but evidently she had not expected to be rebuffed.
Phaethon spoke: “Sir (or is it miss…?) forgive me, but we have not been properly introduced. And I have personal and very severe reasons for wishing not to log on to the mentality. But perhaps a word or two of explanation would reassure me. Were you thinking of simply making free with my property? Were you attempting to make pirate-copies of my routines? There are a dozen constables floating nearby.” He gestured toward the swarm of bee-sized metal implements, which buzzed through the air overhead.
“No cops!” Ironjoy held up all four hands at once, an eerie, almost menacing, gesture. “New Kid is disoriented. He thinks he is still alive. He thinks the constables will protect him. Explain reality to him! I go. Events will be adjusted.” And with that, he turned with a snap of his green-shivering garments and strode off down the path between the pharmaceutical bushes.
Drusillet was staring at Phaethon in fascinated half-fear. Oshenkyo squatted down not far away, humming to himself, and drawing squirming circles in the dirt with a twig. Phaethon stood with his hands clasped behind his back, his head forward, legs spread, his black cloak falling in folds across his armored shoulders, around his elbows. For a moment, no one spoke.
Drusillet said to Phaethon, “You don’t understand how things work here.”
“I am attentive. Explain.”
“Ironjoy’s not an Afloat, not really. He’s an Ashore; he just doesn’t care how much time he adds on to his sentence. Parts of his brain died, a long time ago, from old age, but he had the other parts propped up with Invariant mind-viruses that they give out for free. Even to us. Anyway, Ironjoy runs the thought-shop here. He’s the only one around who can sell us goodies, or who can run a search engine to locate assignments in the dark markets and back nets.”
“How does this Ironjoy fellow find assignments for you?” asked Phaethon.
Drusillet tucked a strand of her hair between her lips and sucked. Then she shivered and smiled. “You’d be surprised! Everyone always thinks the machines can do everything better and smarter and faster than anyone, so how can anyone ever get a job? But they can’t do everything at once, and so there are certain jobs which, even if we do them slower and stupider, we can still do them for cheaper. Like me. The last thing I did, was going through Devolkushend’s memories to prepare his autobiography, and cutting out or glossing over the parts of his memory that don’t make for good theater. It was rough work, living his stupid life over and over again, but he’s got some fans, or something, so I guess he wanted it done, and on the cheap, too. It required some human judgment; I got a judgment-routine from Ironjoy for that, one of those things put out by Semi-Warlock Critics.”
“Did I correctly hear Ironjoy say you had a Cerebelline neuroform? You express yourself in linear fashion, like a basic, not like a global.”
She suddenly looked shy and sad. “Sub-Cerebelline. Think of a mass-mind with a split personality. As long as my other personalities don’t come to the forefront, as long as I don’t weave myself back into a global whole, I think and act like you lonely people. Just one mind, one point of view, all alone. It’s what I have to do to keep my children safe.”
Phaethon was curious, but saw she would not say more on that topic. Instead, he asked her about her work: “How does Devolkushend, when he hires you, escape falling under the Hortators’ opprobrium?”
“Oh, he’s a Nevernext. They hate the Hortators. Nevernexts, deviants, freaks, they still cut deals with us. And a lot of things are done on the sly, or through schools with high privacy restrictions. Especially now during the masquerade. Some of us dress up and sneak off to go look at the real people…” Her face took on a look of wistful longing. Phaethon pictured her in masquerade, in the rain, peering up at a window or balcony for a distant glimpse of a grown child who might no longer know her. It was a pathetic picture, disturbing. Was it accurate? He did not know.
She said: “The Hortators aren’t the constables, after all, and they can’t get a warrant to read someone’s mind.”
Oshenkyo stood up suddenly and tossed the twig he had been toying with away into the brush with an abrupt motion. “Ironjoy’s top man around here, for sure. Makes sure we all get along, all get some work, some grub, some dream-stuff so we can stand to make it to another sunset. He got good stuff in his shop, good dreams, bad dreams, new thoughts, new selves. You play around, you jack in new stuff, maybe one day you find yourself a persona who can stand living here without no hope. Turn yourself into Mr. Right. But we’re all good friends here. We share and share alike. You got some good stuff on your back; maybe you got some good stuff in your head. Why not help us out, eh?”
Phaethon said, “I may be able to help you out a great deal. Ironjoy’s monopoly seems to be hindering any capital formation. Your ‘share and share alike policies,’ as you call them, certainly would discourage the type of long-term investment we would all welcome. From what you say, the Hortators are much weaker here than I imagined. Among the deviants and Nevernexts there may be enough markets for us, enough work to be had, that, with some new policies, new leadership, and hard work, some real growth and prosperity could be brought to this little community. And perhaps even a type of immortality could be regained; I knew that Neptunian neurocircuits, in their zero temperatures, suffer very little degradation over the centuries.”
Oshenkyo was grinning; clearly the idea appealed to him. He touched his new ear thoughtfully.
Drusillet said in a hushed tone: “What kind of thoughtspace do you carry? What level of integrator is installed in that suit of yours? Do you have enough to carry out the same functions Ironjoy’s shop-mind can carry out?”
“Perhaps if I don’t have what I need, I could build it out of raw materials.”
Drusillet said in a voice of slow astonishment, “Build? What do you mean, build? Only machines build things. Men don’t build things, not now-a-days men.”
“I build things. And I am very old-fashioned, in my own way.”
“How?”
“With determination, will, and foresight. With my brain. With the circuits in my suit. There is plenty of carbon in the environment. I can design and grow circuits and small ecologies.”
He saw their looks of astonishment. He smiled, “Well, I am an engineer, after all.”
“Engineer,” murmured Oshenkyo. Then: “Hey, engineer, my house grows my cakes and lamps all squirley. Maybe you can fix?”
“I’ll certainly take a look at it. The house-mind probably operates from a modular set of neural base-formats. Any part of a working house could be used as a formatting seed to restart the program.”