“You owe us some money,” I shot back, trying to redirect the conversation before I called him something offensive.
“Oh yeah, expenses. Ten bucks okay?” he said, reaching into his wallet.
“Thirty.”
“What? No way.”
“Ten for parking. Five for gas. Five for discretionary refreshments.”
“That’s only twenty.”
“And ten for my producing skills. I normally charge twenty bucks, but I’m giving you the family rate.”
Phil snorted. “For thirty, I’ll need receipts of course.”
“I’ll mail them to you . . . of course.”
He shook his head as he opened his wallet and took out some bills, and I got the feeling he didn’t like me as much as he liked Kallie.
“Five-dollar bills, please,” I said, pointing to them helpfully.
He handed them over like he couldn’t wait to be rid of me. “You’re a pushy one, aren’t you?” he said.
I beamed as I pocketed the cash, and I could tell by the disgusted look on his face that pushy wasn’t necessarily a bad thing to be.
By the time I got to the elevator, everyone had already gone downstairs. I jabbed the elevator call button, then waited an eternity as it ground its way back toward me. I didn’t have a clue what Kallie had said, but whatever it was, she hadn’t checked it out with censor Tash beforehand, that was for sure. But it was too late to undo the interview now. I could only hand out the bills as quickly as possible, and hope that Dumb’s good graces could be bought for the bargain price of five bucks apiece.
I ran outside as soon as the elevator deposited me on the ground floor, but Tash was already laying into her nemesis.
“Break it up. I’ve got money,” I shouted, stuffing a bill into each of their hands.
“What’s this?” asked Josh. He held the bill like it was a piece of used toilet roll.
“It’s your share of Dumb’s first paid gig.”
Josh froze. “Hold on. You don’t mean—”
“You told me I had a month to get you a paid gig. I did it.”
“By ‘paid gig,’” said Josh, curling his fingers into air quotes, “we didn’t mean five bucks.”
“Fine print’s a bitch,” I agreed sympathetically.
Our discussion would probably have gone on much longer, except that Tash had pocketed the money and commenced verbally assaulting Kallie again, and I knew I needed to intervene.
“What’s going on?”
“Nothing,” bristled Tash. “Kallie’s just explaining who made her spokesperson for Dumb.”
Kallie’s eyes brimmed with tears. “I didn’t mean for him to ask me all the questions.”
Tash rolled her eyes. “Then refuse to answer. Tell him that someone else can speak instead.”
“I’m sorry. I really am. I just wasn’t thinking.”
“Damn right. You didn’t even have a single intelligent answer.” Tash flicked at the ring in her lip. “We’re not just trying to have some fun, as you put it. Maybe that’s all this is to you, but it actually
matters
to me.”
“I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”
“For Christ’s sake, stop saying sorry. I never wanted you in this group anyway.”
“But I was voted in.”
“Did you see my hand go up?”
Kallie shook her head. Now that her hair was getting wet from the misty rain it seemed to lose some of its life, hanging slick against her head. “I just thought I could probably win you over. I love what we do. And I’ve been practicing hard. You can tell, right? I really nailed it at the recording session.”
Tash laughed. “Are you kidding me? Wake up, Kallie. We told Baz to shut down your channel. . . . You never played a note on that recording.”
Kallie looked like she’d just been slapped. “That’s not true.”
“Of course it is. You didn’t really think we’d let you screw it up, did you?”
Kallie turned to me, waited for me to deny it. And although I knew that it was in the group’s best interests for Kallie to leave, I still hated not being able to tell her that Tash was lying.
I would have understood if Kallie had said something terrible right then, but she didn’t. She simply smiled like she understood, and forgave us all anyway. She studied the five-dollar bill again, proof that she’d lived the life of a rock star for a few precious days, and began walking away.
Josh hurried after her, stopped her and wrapped an arm around her. Kallie buried her face in his shoulder and cried as he ran his hands across her back, up and down, up and down, and down, down, down, until they rested provocatively on her butt. With a shuddering breath, Kallie pulled away and continued her solitary march down the lamp-lit street. I wondered if she knew where she was going. I worried that she was lost.
Everyone shuffled back to the car, until only Josh and I remained on the sidewalk. As he approached me, he waved the five-dollar bill accusingly.
“What did he do, pay our expenses?”
“Does it matter?”
“You think you’re clever, huh?” he sneered. “Well, if you’re really our manager now, then sort out this mess.”
“How, Josh?”
“Kallie is a member of this group, same as everyone else. They don’t like it, then too bad.”
“She shouldn’t have joined in the first place.”
“You voted her in.”
“It was a mistake.”
“Live with it. Just the same as we live with Ed.”
I almost laughed. “Not the Ed argument again. We’ve been through this, remember?”
“Yeah, I remember. And it’s the same thing.”
“No, it’s not. Ed can actually play his instrument. Ed is a musician. Heck, Ed has a functioning brain.”
Josh’s head whipped up. “Yeah, well, you know what I think? I think that even if Kallie were the best musician in this band, you’d still hate her. So would Tash. And if everyone had treated you the way they just treated Kallie, you wouldn’t have lasted a single day as our manager. And you know why we didn’t treat you badly?”
I rolled my eyes—I knew what was coming. “Because I’m deaf.”
“No. Because I convinced Will and Tash to give you a chance to prove yourself. We gave you a month, but all you needed was three weeks. Don’t you think it’s hypocritical you couldn’t even give Kallie half that long?”
Josh acted like he was waiting for me to respond, but I think he knew there was nothing more to say. For once, he was absolutely right, even if I couldn’t bring myself to admit it.
CHAPTER 22
Over breakfast the next morning I stared at Kallie’s junior year portrait on my laptop screen. I remembered when I first saw it in the school yearbook, a passport-sized photo with all the mysterious allure of a
Vogue
photo shoot. And now here it was again, blown up to fill the entire screen.
I glanced up from the computer to see if Finn had come downstairs yet, but no. He probably figured there was no need to be on time for school when he was always late leaving at the end of the day. I finished my last piece of waffle and checked out the photo again.
Maybe I should have been thrilled. All press is good press, right? But there was something deeply unsettling about seeing Kallie’s likeness gracing a website run by a
concerned parents’ support group
. And the photo was just too large, like the authors had decided that their audience would enjoy ogling Kallie even more than reading the text below.
I scanned the article. It was chock-full of phrases like “positive message,” “endearingly humble,” and “ideal role models.” I tried to reconcile these observations with my own experience of Dumb—Josh’s overflowing ego, Tash’s overflowing temper—but the two just wouldn’t mesh, so I kept reading . . . and discovered the article wasn’t about Dumb at all, although the band’s name appeared often. It was All About Kallie, and whatever she had said on the radio had clearly enchanted concerned parents across Washington State.
And that wasn’t the only site dedicated to preaching the gospel of St. Kallie. Even religious bloggers got in on the act, describing Dumb as ideal role models for teens everywhere. Some splashed older photos of Kallie across the screen, ones I hadn’t even seen before. Below one of them, a caption read: “Kallie Sims—modest, kind, and beautiful too!” Another described Kallie as “not only stunningly gorgeous, but a supremely talented lead guitarist.”
I read that last sentence again, tried to pretend it didn’t really use the word “talented” in connection with her playing. Heck, she hadn’t played at all on the recording. And while I knew I should be laughing at a situation so completely improbable, I just couldn’t. Because as Finn entered the kitchen and stared at me like he was about to administer CPR, it dawned on me that Kallie had just become the face of Dumb—a pretty face that Tash was no doubt eager to rearrange.
CHAPTER 23
It was raining hard by the time school ended, so I stood just inside the main doors and watched a thousand students disgorge like water down a drain. Several of them actually flicked their heads in my direction as they passed, which represented a serious shift from my customary invisible state. True, they didn’t actually say anything to me, but as far as I could tell, they didn’t often say anything to each other either. In any case, I kind of liked the attention.
Ten minutes passed before I saw Kallie, by which time I’d begun to wonder if she’d taken a mental health day. Turns out she was just avoiding anyone connected to the band—not a positive development, but certainly understandable. She stood with her supermodel posse, all head flicks and lip biting. Every boy who passed by ogled them, including Finn, who almost walked into me.
I sensed that the conversation I was about to have with Kallie might be delicate, and I wanted some moral support, so I told Finn I needed him to interpret for me. It wasn’t actually a question, so I was taken aback when he said no.
If you don’t help me, you can walk home,
I signed, making the stakes perfectly clear.
Finn sighed. “Sometimes I really hate you,” he said. But he followed me anyway.
I knew she had seen me—her full lips straightened into a thin line as I approached—but she wasn’t about to initiate a conversation with someone as hopelessly uncool as me. She even turned away from me slightly, forcing me to stand right in front of her before signing.
Finn looked crushed, his eyes half closed while he relayed my message: “Piper wants to check that everything’s okay.”
Kallie curled her lip. “What are you talking about?”
I signed again.
“The band,” explained Finn. “She wants to make sure there’s no problem.”
Kallie stared at Finn, exasperated. “Why are you interpreting for her? I’ve seen her at band practice. I know she can read my lips.”
Finn looked lost, but all eyes were on me, not him. The modelettes shook their heads disapprovingly, like I’d been lying about my deafness all these years. I wanted to scream.
“I’m done, Piper, okay?” said Kallie firmly.
I thrust printouts of the blogs at her—the glowing praise, the Kallie love-fest. She glanced at the text and handed them back. “So what? I’m done. That’s my final answer.”
I took a deep breath, produced a copy of the contract she’d signed. I pointed to a clause embedded deep on page three, the one that stated no member could leave the band without majority approval, under forfeit of $1,000 fine. Mom said it wouldn’t be legally binding for anyone under eighteen, but I was willing to bet Kallie didn’t know that.
Sure enough, Kallie’s face turned ashen. “No way. You wouldn’t.”
I signed,
Yes. I would. People want to see you. My mother is a lawyer. If you leave, she will sue you.
I waited, but Finn didn’t pass along the message. I gave him my death-ray stare, but he returned it with interest, then slung his book bag over his shoulder and skulked away with a shake of his head.
I felt myself redden. “If you leave, Kallie, my mother will take you to court for that money.”
“That’s crazy,” she moaned, but she looked worried.
“No one made you sign the contract.”
Kallie took a deep breath and readied herself for another assault. But when she couldn’t think of anything to say, she began tearing up, right there at the entrance to the school.
I was suddenly acutely aware that our discussion had attracted quite a crowd, most of them gawking at Kallie like she was in the process of spontaneously combusting. Which, in a way, I suppose she was.
“I—I can’t believe you’re doing this,” she cried.
To tell the truth, neither could I, but I didn’t have time to say that, as Kallie was already sprinting toward the girls’ bathroom. And however bad I’d felt the night before, I felt a thousand times worse now.
I tried to shut out the incriminating glares as I shuffled after her. My hand was shaking as I pulled open the restroom door. Thankfully we were the only girls in there, which meant there were no other witnesses as she bit her lip to prevent her whole face from creasing up.
“Why do you hate me so much?” she cried.
“What are you talking about?”
She didn’t answer. She knew I understood her.
“It’s my job to make sure you stay in Dumb,” I said.
“And what if Tash wanted to leave? Would you treat her the same way?”
I rolled my eyes. It was a stupid question, but I couldn’t exactly deny she had a point.
Kallie leaned against a scraped porcelain sink and ripped a paper towel from the dispenser. She dabbed at her eyes slowly, deliberately, like she needed time to think. “Seriously. Why do you hate me?”
I snorted, considered saying “Why the hell do you think?” Only it occurred to me that Kallie was the one in tears, not me. While I was busily stating my case, she was scrabbling around for a sign that I could tolerate her existence.
“I don’t hate you, Kallie. It’s just . . . look at you. You’re beautiful and popular and . . . you have really nice clothes.” (I couldn’t believe that with four years to prepare, that’s the best I could do, but her crying kind of threw me off my game.)