Get In Her Mind, Get In Her Bed (21 page)

If she chooses One Million Dollars, Flip over the napkin, carefully so the sugar packet does not fall out, and show her that you predicted her to choose the money.

Finally if she chooses Immortality, open up the napkin, be careful not to show the back of the napkin, and give her the Immortality packet with the writing on it.

If you’re worried about the napkin on the table when doing the trick, don’t be, you’re in a restaurant, napkins are supposed to be on the table, she won’t even notice.

Salt Shaker Through Table

For this trick you will need a salt shaker, a coin, and a napkin. Tell everyone that you are going to make a coin pass through the table. Place the coin on the table. Place the salt shaker on top of the coin. Finally place the napkin over the salt shaker. Fold the napkin around the salt shaker so that it takes on its shape. Say a few magic words and pull the salt shaker and napkin off the coin and viola, nothing, the coin is still there. Slide the napkin and salt shaker back off the table and let the salt shaker fall into your lap. You will disguise this movement by getting upset at the coin. Pick the coin up and say, “Listen here coin, stop embarrassing me, you are going through that table.” After your little display, Take the napkin, which has taken on the shape of the salt shaker, and place it back on the coin. Everyone will assume the salt shaker is still there. Take your free hand and slam it down on top of the table, smashing the napkin. Lift the napkin up saying, “Whoops, I did it too hard, I sent the salt shaker through instead of the coin.” Take the salt shaker, which is sitting in your lap, and pull it up from under the table to show everyone that it indeed go through.

Magic Ash

If the state you live in still allows smoking in bars dip your index finger in an ashtray so that some ash remains on the tip. Light a cigarette and ask the target to face you. Tell her to extend both hands palms up. Grab her hands as if to position them into fists. This is when you will wipe you index finger with the ash on their palm. When done positioning her fists, tell her to keep her hands up. Take a lit cigarette and tap some ash in your hand and close your fist. Tap your fist on top of hers and hold both of your fists up at eye level. Ask her, “Which hand is the ash in?” She will say which hand she thinks it is in. Do nothing and tell her to open the hand you originally wiped the ash in. She will be amazed that the ash has magically moved to her hand.

Fifty Cent Drinks

When a girl you are digging comes back with a full drink in her hand, take out two quarters and place them down on the table. Propose the following, “I bet you fifty cents that I can finish your drink without touching the glass.” You will have her interest and even if you don’t fifty cents is such a small price that she will still say yes. Pretend to focus all your energy into her drink, struggle for about five to ten seconds. Pick up her drink and start drinking while pushing the fifty cents in her direction. When she says, “Hey you touched the glass!” Tell her, “I know, you win, here’s your money.”

Make sure you have hit it off pretty well with the girl before do this, she may get mad, but if the mood is light and fun she will laugh with you about it. Only once has a girl ever gotten pissed and walked off, and then I just moved to the next one and scored another drink for fifty cents.

Two Beers Vs. One Shot

Bet a girl that you can drink two beers before she can drink one shot as long as you get a one beer head start. Explain to her that she can not touch either of your glasses of beer and you can't touch her shot glass. She also can't start to drink her shot until you put your first glass down. If she accepts, drink your first beer and place your empty glass upside down over her shot glass. Since she can't touch your glass you can take your time on the second beer.

Dartboard Bet

Not really a trick, but a fun way to create a group and a fun competitive atmosphere. Place a dollar bill in the center of the dartboard. How you get the dollar to stay is up to you, a dart through the middle works best. The object is to hit the dollar bill with three darts in a row. You can hit the bill anywhere but it has to penetrate the dollar and stick to the board. The rules are the following:

You must take your first shot from the throwing line.

Second shot is taken one step forward of the throwing line.

Third shot is taken two steps backwards of the throwing line.

It can be done, but it is very hard to adjust your throw for each of tries. Charge a dollar per try and the winner gets the pot, it’s a lot of fun and very competitive.

9-Drink Recipes

It always pays to know how to make certain drinks, plus it gets the girls liquored up and ready to party. You can instantly become a party favorite by knowing how to make the more popular drinks. You always want to know the major drinks that will get everyone messed up as well as a few girly drinks, just for the ladies.

Long Island Iced Tea
 

-1 Part Vodka 

-1 Part Tequila 

-1 Part Rum 

-1 Part Gin 

-1 Part Triple Sec 

-1 1/2 Parts Sweet And Sour Mix 

-1 Splash Coca-Cola 

-Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass 

-Pour into a shaker and give one brisk shake 

-Pour back into the glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top 

-Garnish with lemon

AMF
 

-1/2 oz Curacao, blue 

-1/2 oz Gin 

-1/2 oz Rum 

-1/2 oz Vodka 

-3 oz Club Soda 

-1 tsp Sour Mix 

-Pour all ingredients except club soda into glass with ice cubes, top with soda.

Cosmopolitan
 

-Cranberry juice 

-1 oz Vodka 

-1 oz Triple sec 

-Slice of lime 

-Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass

Sex on the beach
 

-1 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps 

-1 1/2 oz Vodka 

-2 oz Cranberry Juice 

-2 oz Orange Juice 

-2 oz Pineapple Juice 

-Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass

Hard Lemonade
 

-1/2 oz Vodka 

-1/2 oz Gin 

-1/2 oz Tequila 

-1/2 oz Rum 

-1/2 oz Triple Sec 

-Dash of Cola 

-Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass

Amaretto Sour
 

-1 1/2 oz Amaretto 

-3 oz Sour Mix 

-Shake and strain into a glass 

-Garnish with a cherry and an orange slice

Appletini
 

-1 1/2 oz Green Apple Twist Vodka 

-1 oz Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps 

-Stir ingredients together with crushed ice in a glass, and serve

Bloody Mary
 

-1 1/2 oz Vodka 

-3 oz Tomato Juice 

-1 Dash Lemon Juice 

-1/2 tsp Worcestershire Sauce 

-2-3 Drops Tabasco Sauce 

-1 Wedge Lime 

-Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into glass over ice cubes 

-Add salt and pepper to taste 

-Add the wedge of lime and serve

Pina Colada
 

-3 oz Light Rum 

-3 tbsp Coconut Milk 

-3 tbsp Crushed Pineapples 

-Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice 

-Blend at a high speed for a short length of time 

-Pour into a glass and serve with a straw

Fuzzy Navel
 

-1/3 oz Peach Schnapps 

-1/3 oz Orange Juice 

-1/3 oz Lemonade 

-Mix all ingredients into glass, top with ice

Margarita
 

-3 oz Tequila 

-1 oz Triple Sec 

-2 oz Lime Juice 

-Salt 

-1 Cup Crushed Ice 

-Rub rim of cocktail glass with lime juice, dip rim in salt

-Pour all ingredients into a blender and blend at high speeds

-Add 8 oz of strawberries or another fruit of your choice for taste

Here is a home made drink that is great for getting people shit housed.

Call This Mother Fucker What You Want To
 

-1 1/2 part Rum 

-1/2 part Triple Sec 

-1/2 part Amaretto 

-1/2 fill Orange Juice 

-1/2 fill Sour mix 

-1/2 part Rum 151 

10-Drinking Games

Drinking games exist for one reason only, to get messed up. It’s a great way to bring a group together and have a fun time. If you learned anything in college, it was how to play these games. If the pitchers are cheap and the money is flowing, start a drinking game in the bar. Before you know it you will have a group of twenty or more people gathering around trying to play.

Century Club

Take a shot of beer every minute for one hundred minutes. This one gets to be pretty tough, especially for the last twenty shots or so. The important thing is to have a somewhat sober time keeper to accurately watch the clock and pour the shots in the later rounds. Different rules can include, not being able to use the bathroom or being allowed to throw up. If you are short on time, grab some cheap wine and play to fifty.

Hero

This game is played with two dice and one cup. Fill the cup with a shot or two of beer. Two players are involved, the person who has to drink, and the person rolling the dice. The player with the dice cannot begin rolling the dice until the drinker touches the cup. The object is to finish the beer before the other person can roll a seven, eleven, or doubles. If the player is able to finish the beer before a seven, eleven, or doubles is rolled, they take over the dice and get to choose the next victim. If they do not finish the beer, they go again. It is called hero because at anytime, any of the other players can grab the cup and drink the beer, catching the player rolling the dice off guard.

High, Low, Smoke, Fire

The only purpose of this game is to drink. Take a deck of cards and deal one card. Then guess the if next card will be, higher than the current card, lower than the current card, red, or black. They must get three in a row correct before being able to pass to the next player, or they can continue trying to build up the stack. Take one drink for every card in play. Aces are both high and low. If you guess high or low and the card that is dealt is the same number as the current card, you drink double the stack.

Fuck the Dealer

This game is best played with a group of six or more people as a lot of drinks are given out. This game is played with a deck of cards, with the turns going clockwise around the table. The player gets two chances to guess the next card. On the first attempt, if the player guesses correctly they can give out ten drinks. If they guess wrong, the dealer will look at the card and say if the card is higher or lower then what they guessed. The player will guess again. If the player guesses correctly they can issue out five drinks. If they guess wrong, they must drink the number of drinks they were off by. For example, the player guesses, “Seven”, the dealer looks at the next card, which is a four, and says, “Lower.” The player guesses again and this time says, “Five.” They were off by one so the player takes one drink.

Kings Cup

The king of drinking games! Combines many classic drinking games into one and gets everyone sitting around the table messed up. Take one big empty mug and place it in the middle of the table. Take a deck of cards and spread them out around the mug. Each player takes turns drawing a card. According to which card is drawn, a particular activity is performed based on the rules. This is best played in large groups.

King

When a King is drawn, the person who draws the card has to pour some of their drink into the community mug. They can pour as little or as much as they want. Whoever draws the fourth King must chug the community mug.