Authors: Philip Kerr
This was pathetic, of course, but I really didn’t know what the fuck else to say. I had to say something and the Greek detective was at least polite enough not to laugh.
‘Plus, we have an important match against Chelsea on Saturday. I think any lawyer might be able to show that we will suffer real damage if we can’t play that game. At the very least we’ll be contacting the British Ambassador and asking him to speak with your minister at the earliest opportunity.’
‘Oh, I don’t think we’ll have any problem in preventing you from leaving Greece, Mr Manson. The Minister of Public Order and Citizen Protection, Konstantinos Miaoulis, has already approved my request. Being under investigation as a potential suspect is always a very good reason to prevent any EU citizen from exercising their right to leave a country. Even a whole football team. But if I might offer a word of advice: legal arguments involving the European Union are not popular in the Greek courts right now, for obvious reasons.’
‘Thanks for the tip, Chief Inspector. Of course it’s not up to me but to our proprietor and to our club chairman, Mr Hobday; however, I suspect we’ll probably be engaging some local lawyers as well as asking our ambassador for his assistance.’
‘Of course, of course. And you’ll want this telephone number.’ Varouxis took out a pen and wrote a number on a piece of paper. ‘It’s the British embassy, on Ploutarchou Street. 210-7272-600.’
‘Thank you. I’ll call him just as soon as we’ve finished talking.’
‘Anticipating your objections it was also my superior’s suggestion that we should meet again, tomorrow morning at the GADA. That’s the police headquarters on Alexandras Avenue, in Athens. You really can’t miss the place; it’s opposite Apostolis Nikolaidis, the Panathinaikos stadium. You, your proprietor, your lawyers, the ambassador – whoever you like – can put questions to the minister, Lieutenant General Zouranis, and to me, of course.’
‘All right. Shall we say three o’clock tomorrow afternoon? The sooner we can clear this matter up, the sooner we can all fly back to England.’
‘Three?’ Varouxis winced. ‘Generally we stop work at two. Let’s say ten o’clock.’
‘Ten it is.’ I paused. ‘I have a question. You keep talking about the dead woman, the unfortunate girl. Doesn’t she have a name?’
‘Not yet. But given the hour of her arrival as well as some forensics in Bekim Develi’s bungalow, I think it’s fair to assume that she may have been a prostitute. I don’t suppose you recognised her?’ He winced again. ‘Forgive me. What I mean to say is, did you see her hanging about the hotel, sir? In the bar, perhaps?’
‘I’m afraid not, Chief Inspector. You know, my own bungalow was right next to Bekim’s. If I’d heard him up to something, I’d have put a stop to it. For a serious breach of discipline like that I’d have fined him a lot of money, probably.’
He nodded. ‘I have another question for you.’
I shrugged. ‘Fire away.’
He reached into his jacket pocket and withdrew a pendant on a piece of leather string – an amulet depicting the palm of an open right hand. It reminded me of something I’d seen recently but what I couldn’t quite recall.
‘They removed this from around his neck at the hospital and gave it to the coroner’s office. Did you know he was wearing it?’
‘No,’ I said. ‘And if I had I’d have told him to remove it immediately. FIFA forbids players to wear any kind of jewellery during a football match. You can get booked for that kind of thing.’
He tugged at his experimental beard for a moment, which gave me a better understanding perhaps as to why he had grown it: to give him pause for thought. ‘In view of what you’ve just said – that wearing such a thing is forbidden, can you imagine why he would have run the risk of wearing such a thing?’
‘No. Is this Greek?’
‘I believe it’s Arabic.’
‘What is it, anyway?’
‘This is supposed to provide defence against the evil eye. Christians call it the hand of Mary. Jews call it the hand of Miriam. But Arabs call it a
hamsa
: the hand of God.’
‘This can’t be allowed to stand,’ said Vik. ‘We have a game against Chelsea on Saturday and we have to be back in London to beat him.’
To Viktor Sokolnikov, beating Roman Abramovich was more important than almost anything, as evidenced by the fifty grand bonus he’d previously offered every City player if we won. Every Russian billionaire probably measures himself against the Chelsea owner although quite a few – for example, Boris Berezovsky – are found wanting.
We were in the royal suite at the Grande Bretagne Hotel in the centre of Athens which Phil Hobday had taken to use as our team offices while we remained stuck in Greece; and at eight o’clock the next morning it was there we met the lawyers from Vrachasi, one of the top firms in Athens, that Vik had engaged to fight what amounted to the team’s open arrest.
‘I want a petition filed before the Greek court today,’ he insisted. ‘And I don’t care what it costs.’
Dr Olga Christodoulakis, the senior partner from Vrachasi, was a large brunette in her forties with a pretty face and a manner as brisk as her own handwriting. She wore a bright green blouse that did little to restrain her enormous bosom and a tight black skirt that wasn’t so much a pencil as a decent-sized fountain pen. She spoke excellent English with an American accent, but her bag-carrier of an associate – a younger man named Nikos something – was more fluent and just occasionally she said something in Greek and he chipped in with a swift translation.
‘That’s going to be difficult,’ she said. ‘The Greek courts are on strike at the moment. Which means that we’re going to have to ring around the city and try to find a sympathetic judge who’s prepared to break the strike to hear our case.’
Phil Hobday was horrified. ‘Judges going on strike? I never heard of such a thing.’
‘If the state doesn’t pay what they owe you then there’s not a lot of incentive for you to go to court,’ she said. ‘But right now that’s not your biggest problem. I gather from the police that they intend to wait on the pathologist’s report on the dead girl before deciding what to do next. The trouble with that is that the doctors handling all of the police autopsies are on strike, too.’
‘Jesus Christ,’ exclaimed Vik. ‘This is like being back in Russia.’
‘Can’t another hospital do the autopsy?’ suggested Phil. ‘A private hospital. Like the Metropolitan Hospital in Piraeus. That’s where they took Bekim Develi, wasn’t it? They’re not on strike.’
‘I’m afraid that would never happen,’ said Dr Christodoulakis. ‘The Laiko General Hospital of Athens, on St Thomas’s Avenue, has been handling police autopsies in Athens since 1930. This is not about to change just because of one strike. The doctors there are owed money by the state, the same as the lawyers. And to try to go around that would cause more trouble than it’s worth. Even if we wanted to I doubt we’d find any pathologist who would dare to take this job.’
‘I’m afraid she’s right. These are the unfortunate facts of life in Greece right now.’ Toby Westerman, from the British Embassy in Athens, looked pained, although that was probably his default expression. His thinning brown hair was combed from the back to the front which lent him the look of an unruly schoolboy, an effect that was enhanced by an old school tie and a pair of glasses that were almost opaque with fingerprints.
‘It’s like something out of Kafka,’ said Vik. ‘At this rate, the guys might be stuck here for weeks.’
I hadn’t read any Kafka but I had read
Catch-22
, which was what the situation reminded me of. And I had another concern: discipline. Keeping a rein on eighteen players in a city like Athens during August was going to be difficult. Just the night before several of them had slipped out from the hotel complex in Vouliagmeni to visit a lap-dancing club on Syngrou Avenue.
‘Who was this girl that she can cause so many problems?’ demanded Vik.
‘A hooker,’ said Phil. ‘That much seems certain.’
Vik got up from the table and walked around the dining area before helping himself to coffee from a silver pot on the sideboard. With the suite’s expensive draperies, crystal chandeliers, gilt mirrors, bronze sculptures and original oil paintings, he looked quite at home. Beyond the drawing room and through the door you could see a bed big enough for any self-respecting oligarch and a couple of mistresses. Or hookers.
‘I mean, just because she might have shagged Bekim doesn’t mean he knew anything about her. Since when did that make you responsible for the rest of someone’s life?’
He stared out of the window but his temper was not assuaged by the fine view of the Acropolis and Constitution Square. I didn’t blame Vik for being upset. The Greek constitution and its poorly functioning legal system was depressing. I was feeling upset myself but not about our catch-22 situation in Athens so much as what had happened back in London. Bekim’s girlfriend, Alex, had taken an overdose of cocaine the previous night and was now at Chelsea and Westminster Hospital where her condition was officially described as ‘poor’.
‘Your policemen,’ Vik asked our buxom lawyer. ‘What are they like?’
‘What he means is can they be bought?’ asked Phil.
‘Exactly, so,’ said Vik. ‘Well, why not? This is a heavily indebted country in its seventh year of recession. According to the annual Corruption Perceptions Index this country is the most corrupt country in the EU.’
Dr Christodoulakis shifted uncomfortably on her large backside.
‘Ordinarily I might answer yes,’ she said carefully. ‘But with two government ministers involved, and the press already invested in the story, the possibilities for a
miza
or a
fakelaki
...’ She glanced at the bag carrier.
‘A backhander,’ said Nikos.
She nodded. ‘They are limited. For such a public case it would not be wise for anyone to take a backhander. But even if you did manage to bribe the investigating police officers you should also be aware that the Greek police are not to be trusted. They’re closely related to the Golden Dawn – right-wing neo-Nazis.’
‘I don’t see that their politics matter very much,’ said Phil. ‘A bent fascist can be just as useful as a bent communist.’
Toby Westerman put his hands over his ears theatrically, and managed to look like one of the three wise monkeys. ‘I don’t think I should be listening to this kind of talk,’ he said.
‘Rubbish,’ said Phil. ‘What do you think the Germans have been doing since the beginning of the recession? They’ve been bribing the Greek government not to bring down the whole edifice of the EU temple. When the European Central Bank is involved a very large bribe is called a bail-out.’
Vik laughed.
‘You’ve met him, Scott,’ he said. ‘This Greek Chief Inspector. What was your impression of him?’ He looked at Dr Christodoulakis and grinned. ‘Our manager, Mr Manson, knows all about bent cops, let me tell you. Being an ex-con you might say he’s an expert on the subject. Isn’t that right?’
I answered politely – more politely than the abbreviated biography Vik had just given of me might have led the two Greek lawyers to expect. ‘It was my impression that Varouxis is a man who takes his responsibilities very seriously. And in spite of the sheer bloody inconvenience of what he had to tell me, he struck me as a fair sort of man.’
It all seemed a very long way from football; and I thought I’d better try to fix that since it was the only thing I really knew about.
‘He even went to the trouble of telling me that he’s a Panathinaikos fan which means he holds no love for Olympiacos. He didn’t have to do that. And he could have given us the bad news
before
the match last night. The fact that he didn’t speaks for itself. And don’t let’s forget this: it’s not just Chelsea we have ahead of us but Olympiacos again, at home: the second leg of our Champions League match, next week. The Chelsea game can be postponed. I imagine Richard Scudamore is already expecting your call, Phil. But the situation with UEFA is going to be harder to fix. If we can’t play the home leg against Olympiacos then we stand a good chance of going out of the competition at the first hurdle.’
‘Christ, yes,’ said Phil. ‘He’s right, Vik. Just to stay in the Champions League is worth anything up to fifty million quid.’
Vik nodded. ‘At the very least,’ he said, ‘I think we need to know what the police know. Can this be done?’ He was looking at Dr Christodoulakis now.
‘Yes,’ she said. ‘I’m sure we can find out what they know and what they manage to find out. That much is possible. My instincts tell me that the dead girl’s the key to everything. The more we know about her the greater the possibility that we can find someone who knows what happened to her in the moments that led up to her death, which might put your team in the clear. You might consider posting signs around Piraeus and the Marina Zea where her body was found, offering a small reward for information about the dead woman. You’re right about one thing, Mr Sokolnikov. In Greece money doesn’t just talk; it shouts in a voice of thunder from the top of Mount Olympus.’
The GADA – the Attica General Police Directorate – was immediately across the road from Apostolos Nikolaidis, where we parked our fleet of cars. Bedecked in Panathinaikos’s shamrock green, the stadium looked as if it belonged in Glasgow or Belfast. After Silvertown Dock and the Karaiskakis Stadium, the AN Stadium was a bit of a third-world ruin; to say that it had seen better days was something of an understatement. On the crumbling walls were the mainly English slogans of Panathinaikos,
Last End Fan Club
,
Mad Boys Since 1988
,
Victoria 13
,
East End Alcoholics
, and crudely painted scenes celebrating the club’s former glory, daubed years before by naïve, inexpert hands. It was hard to believe that these ‘mad boys’ could be the descendants of the proud Athenians who had built the Parthenon.
‘Jesus Christ,’ exclaimed Phil. ‘What a slum.’
‘Isn’t it?’ said Vik. ‘Reminds me of home. Kiev, not London.’
‘No wonder they hate Olympiacos,’ said Phil.
But seeing it had given me an idea.