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Authors: Charlaine Harris
It wasn’t until I got back to my car that I took a good look at the ring Tante Ju-Ju had given me. It wasn’t the gold signet I’d expected. It was green plastic, and in place of the vévé of Baron LaCroix, it had a simple circle with two lines on either side.
“In brightest day, in blackest night,” I said. She’d given me a Green Lantern power ring.
ABOUT THE AUTHORS
PATRICIA BRIGGS
is the #1
New York Times
bestselling author of the Mercy Thompson and Alpha and Omega books. She is grateful that although most adults who play all day with their imaginary friends get sent to the funny farm, authors get paid to do it. She currently lives in eastern Washington State with her family and a small herd of horses.
VICTOR GISCHLER
’s work has been nominated for the Edgar
®
and Anthony awards, and has been translated into Turkish, French, German, Italian, Spanish, Japanese, Portuguese, and Czech. His novel
Gun Monkeys
is being made into a film with Ryuhei Kitamura attached to direct. He has scripted such titles as
Punisher
,
Deadpool Corps
,
Death of Dracula
, and
X-Men
for Marvel Comics. He lives in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, with his wife, Jackie, and son, Emery. He loves his giant charcoal grill. His fantasy novel based on the characters he created for this anthology is in the works.
JAMES GRADY
, author of
Six Days of the Condor
(adapted into a Robert Redford film), received Italy’s 2004 Raymond Chandler Medal, France’s 2001 Grand Prix du Roman Noir, and Japan’s 2008 World Baka-Misu award. In 2008, London’s
Daily Telegraph
named Grady as one of “50 crime writers to read before you die.” Montana-born Grady’s short stories have won numerous awards. He has written for film and TV, and is also a contributor to AOL’s news site
PoliticsDaily.com
. He and his wife, writer Bonnie Goldstein, live inside D.C.’s Beltway.
New York Times
and
USA Today
bestselling author
HEATHER GRAHAM
majored in theater arts at the University of South Florida. After a stint of several years in dinner theater, backup vocals, commercials, and, of course, bartending, she stayed home following the birth of her third child (of five) and began to write, working on fiction—horror, paranormal, historical, suspense, and romance. After some trial and error, she sold her first book, and since then she has published more than a hundred and fifty books in all genres. She wrote the launch books for Shadows and Mira, and has been published in more than twenty languages around the world. She loves all her associations—Romance Writers of America, Horror Writers Association, Mystery Writers of America, International Thriller Writers, and Sisters in Crime—and is pleased to have been honored with awards from Waldenbooks, B. Dalton, Georgia Romance Writers,
Affaire de Coeur
,
Romantic Times
, and more. She has been quoted, interviewed, or featured in such publications as
The Nation
,
Redbook
,
People
, and
USA Today
, and has appeared on many newscasts, including local television and
Entertainment Tonight
. Heather loves travel and anything to do with the water, and is a certified scuba diver. Her greatest love remains her family, but she also believes her career has been an incredible gift, and she is grateful every day to be doing something that she loves so very much for a living.
SIMON R. GREEN
has hit middle age, and middle age is hitting back. He rides motorcycles, appears in open-air productions of Shakespeare, and once appeared naked in a production of
Tom Jones
. His series include the Forest Kingdom books; the Deathstalker books; the Nightside books; the Secret Histories starring Shaman Bond, the very secret agent; and his latest series, Ghost Finders. He really would like to take a little rest, sometime soon. He has lived most of his life in the small country town of Bradford-on-Avon, the last Celtic town to fall to the invading Saxons in A.D. 504. He has worked as a shop assistant, bicycle repair mechanic, journalist, actor, and Chippendale. One of those may be a lie.
CHARLAINE HARRIS
, author of the Sookie Stackhouse and Harper Connelly novels, has won numerous awards, including the Anthony and the Romantic Times Lifetime Achievement Award. Her first book was published in 1981. She lives in southern Arkansas with a current count of four rescue dogs and one husband. Her three children are grown and more or less out of the house.
STACIA KANE
is the author of the gritty dystopian urban fantasy Downside series starring Chess Putnam and featuring ghosts, human sacrifice, drugs, witchcraft, punk rock, and a badass ’69 Chevelle. She bleaches her hair and wears a lot of black.
Award-winning author
TONI L. P. KELNER
writes the “Where Are They Now?” mysteries featuring Boston-based freelance entertainment reporter Tilda Harper. The latest is
Blast from the Past
. Her short stories have featured carnivals, vampires, pirates, private eyes, werewolves, and demonic obscene phone callers, but this is her first zombie story. She notes that while the Stickler Syndrome Research Foundation is fictional, Stickler syndrome is a real condition. Visit
www.sticklers.org
to find out more about it.
E. E. KNIGHT
resides in Chicago with his family. He enjoys his short commute between reality and his imaginary worlds but still manages to get lost. He can be found online at
eeknight.com
.
ROCHELLE KRICH
’s debut novel,
Where’s Mommy Now?
, won the Anthony Award and was filmed as
Perfect Alibi
. In addition to writing five stand-alone suspense novels and short stories, she is the author of the Jessie Drake and Molly Blume mystery series (“a sleuth worth her salt”—
The New York Times
).
Dead Air
won the Romantic Times Reviewers’ Choice Award, and
Grave Endings
, a Molly Blume mystery, won the Mary Higgins Clark Award. Rochelle is currently at work on a stand-alone novel,
Mind Games
. Having recently survived a bathroom remodel, she is highly qualified to write about home improvement and “things that go bump in the night.”
MELISSA MARR
grew up believing in faeries, ghosts, and various other creatures. After teaching college literature for a decade, she applied her fascination with folklore to writing the
New York Times
and internationally bestselling Wicked Lovely series (a film of which is in development by Universal Pictures). She has also written a three-volume manga series (
Wicked Lovely: Desert Tales
), a number of short stories, and the adult novel
Graveminder
. All of her texts are rooted in her lifelong obsession with folklore and fantastic creatures. You can find her online at
www.melissa-marr.com
.
SEANAN MCGUIRE
was born and raised in Northern California, explaining her love of redwoods and fear of weather. She majored in folklore at UCB, leaving her with one clear career path: fantasy novelist. Currently, she writes two urban fantasy series with DAW, October Daye and InCryptid, and writes science fiction thrillers as Mira Grant, with Orbit. She lives in a crumbling farmhouse with too many books and several abnormally large blue cats. When not writing, she attends conventions, watches television, and argues endlessly about the X-Men. Seanan is exactly as much of a geek as this bio makes her seem.
SUZANNE MCLEOD
writes the
Spellcrackers.com
urban fantasy series about magic, mayhem, and murder—liberally spiced with hot guys, kick-ass chicks, and super-cool supes. There are currently six books planned in the series. Suzanne was born in London—her favorite city and the home of Spellcrackers .com—and now lives with her husband and geriatric rescue dog on England’s (sometimes) sunny South Coast. In her nonwriting life she occasionally works at renovating property; luckily, she’s yet to meet a client who is truly undead. “Full-Scale Demolition” takes place six months before the start of
The Sweet Scent of Blood
, the first Spellcrackers novel.
S. J. ROZAN
, a lifelong New Yorker, is an Edgar
®
, Shamus, Anthony, Nero, and Macavity winner, as well as a recipient of the Japanese Maltese Falcon award. She’s served on the boards of Mystery Writers of America and Sisters in Crime, and as president of Private Eye Writers of America. She leads writing workshops and lectures widely. Her latest book is
On the Line
. Find her online at
www.sjrozan.com
.
COPYRIGHTS
“Introduction” copyright © 2011 by Charlaine Harris, Inc., and Toni L. P. Kelner.
“If I Had a Hammer” copyright © 2011 by Charlaine Harris, Inc.
“Wizard Home Security” copyright © 2011 by Victor Gischler.
“Gray” copyright © 2011 by Hurog, Inc.
“Squatters’ Rights” copyright © 2011 by Rochelle Krich.
“Blood on the Wall” copyright © 2011 by Heather Graham.
“The Mansion of Imperatives” copyright © 2011 by James Grady.
“The Strength Inside” copyright © 2011 by Melissa Marr.
“Woolsley’s Kitchen Nightmare” copyright © 2011 by Eric Frisch.
“Through This House” copyright © 2011 by Seanan McGuire.
“The Path” copyright © 2011 by S. J. Rozan.
“Rick the Brave” copyright © 2011 by Stacia Kane.
“Full-Scale Demolition” copyright © 2011 by Suzanne McLeod.
“It’s All in the Rendering” copyright © 2011 by Simon R. Green.
“In Brightest Day” copyright © 2011 by Toni L. P. Kelner.
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