Inappropriate Thoughts (Victoria Wilde #1) (33 page)

"Someone’s jealous." Victoria looked at Jillian
with a smirk.

"Am not."

"Are too," Jillian said, and the girls shared a
big smile.

"Oh, go ahead and screw a guy with a super-cock
like that. I hope you can’t walk the next day... oh, and give him a
blowjob, and your jaw will never be the same, I’m sure."

Victoria stared at him, waiting for him to look
her way. When he finally made eye contact with her, she stared
intently at him. "I’ve been with one bigger than that." After
pausing for effect, she gave him a wicked smile. "I could walk
fine, my jaw didn’t hurt at all, and I was never more satisfied in
my life."

He watched as Jillian and Victoria high-fived
one other. After rolling his eyes, he returned his weary eyes to
the screen.

As the scene progressed to the part Victoria
really wanted them to see, Jillian and Brian’s mouths shot wide
open. This was her favorite part, as well, and Victoria watched
with her breathing labored.

"Is he really going to put that in her... ass?"
Jillian glanced at Victoria. Victoria's reply was nothing more than
a slow nod fueled by a marijuana-induced trance.

Jillian's eyes shot back to the screen.
"How?"

"I told you, it opens up."

"Hand me that joint." Jillian shook her head.
"I’m going to need it."

Antonio pressed the huge head of his giant
penis to the woman's tiny seam, causing her to let out a low,
guttural moan. He pushed harder, and it opened up and swallowed him
whole, gripping him tightly. After groaning, he pushed it all the
way inside and began pumping back and forth rapidly. The woman
screamed out in absolute delight.

"Wow." Jillian gasped. Her hand rested on
Brian’s thigh. There was a huge bulge in Brian’s pants. Looking
over at the two of them, Victoria noticed Brian’s situation, and
grinned.

"They’re going at it pretty hard there," Brian
said.

"They’re pros. Don’t you try that. You two need
to take it slow."

Jillian looked wide-eyed at the screen. "Yeah,
slow."

Antonio was now lying flat on the bed while
the woman was bouncing violently up and down on top of him, with
his cock buried deep inside her ass and a look of unbridled ecstasy
on her face.

"She really looks like she’s, uh, enjoying
that." Without thinking, Jillian moved her hand to Brian’s
bulge.

"You guys should steer clear of that position
until you get some practice under your belts."

Jillian leaned toward Brian and kissed him
softly as she continued rubbing his groin. Breathing heavily, he
slipped his hand over her ass.

"You are so sexy." Jillian gazed into his
eyes.

The horny couple was both lost in the moment and
still high while they continued making out and groping on the sofa
next to Victoria. Watching them with a sexy smile, she found the
real life action a little more interesting than the actors on the
screen. Jillian grabbed Brian’s zipper and began to pull. He put
his head back and closed his eyes. She got it halfway down before
stopping to look at Victoria. "Oh, sorry, I... uh..."

"Don’t be sorry."

"I think we’re going to go." Jillian sat up
straight and put her hands on her thighs.

"You could stay, and I’ll walk you through the
whole process," Victoria said. "I’ve got this special lube that is
perfect for backdoor."

After their eyes met, Jillian and Brian gave her
skeptical looks.

"You could be my case study. You'd really be
helping me out."

After shrugging, the randy couple shared a
look that said that this might somehow be a good idea. The pot was
really kicking in. Widening their eyes, they shared a smiling
nod.

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In tennis, players
alternate serving for an entire game. The game is pretty simple.
Just hit the ball over the net, keep it between the lines, and hit
it before it bounces twice. A player gets two chances to hit
his/her serve into the service box. A serve that fails to go "in"
is called a "fault," and two faults back-to-back are called a
"double fault." If you double fault, you lose a point. It takes
four points to win a game, but you must win by two points. The
scoring goes this way: love or zero, fifteen, thirty, then forty,
and then the next point is the game. (Don’t ask me why it isn’t
thirty, forty-five... and could the term
love
make tennis sound any wimpier?)
If the players are tied at forty, it’s called "deuce," and at that
point, a player must win by two points. Once a player wins a point
after deuce, he or she is said to have the "advantage," since only
one more point is needed to win the game. Matches are broken into
"sets." The first player to win six games wins a set, as long as
he/she wins by two games. If players are tied at six games all, the
set will be decided in a "tiebreak," during which points are
counted one-by-one, and the first player to seven points wins the
tiebreak. More on tiebreaks later...

Matches are won when a
player wins two out of three sets, although longer, five-set
matches are played in Gram Slam tournaments like Wimbledon and the
U.S. Open. Players are generally expected to win, or "hold," their
serve. A serve hit so perfectly that the other player does not
touch it is called an "ace." A player who loses his/her service
game is termed to have his/her serve "broken." A shot hit so well
that the other player does not get their racquet on it is called a
"winner." A series of shots between players is called a "rally."
Players who rush the net in an attempt to aggressively end a rally
are called
"
serve
and volleyers," while those who avoid the net and stay back are
called "baseliners."

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