Mania and the Executioner (3 page)

I can hear Tia laughing
her ass off twice as hard now.

“How about we go get dinner, come back here and try out the hot tub, and then go to sleep. We can leave the visit to that place for tomorrow. By the way, where is it that we have to go?” I ask Cheza.

“Oh…I don’t know…Jason just said to go to Honolulu and we’d know it when we saw it.” She replies.

Great, thanks a lot Jason!

I put the phone on speaker and call the desk for restaurant recommendations.

“Hello this is the front desk.” The clerk says.

“Hi, this is Cole Treyfair in the Imperial Suite. I was wondering, what restaurants are nearby that you would recommend?” I ask.

“What type of food do you feel like having?” the clerk asks.

“What do you two feel like having?” I ask at Cheza and Natasha.

Natasha says “Hawaiian” as Cheza says “Italian”.
They start to faceoff with each other.

“You got to pick the movie so I’m picking dinner!” Cheza says.

“I ONLY PICKED IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A PORNO!” Natasha shouts.

“We have a wide variety of pornography in
the On-Demand menu.” The clerk says, trying to be helpful.

“Reeeeeeally?”
Natasha says with a sly grin. At the same time, Cheza shouts:

“WHY WOULD YOU PICK A PORNO!?”

“BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO SET THE MOOD!” Natasha shouts back.

“WHAT MOOD COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE TRYING TO SET IN AN AIRPLANE!?” Cheza screams.

“THE ‘MILE HIGH CLUB’ KIND OF MOOD!” Natasha yells like Cheza just asked a stupid question.

“WHA…heh, might actual
ly not be too bad…” Cheza says and then both girls look at me.

My only hope for salvation is to make one of them angry…

“We’ll go with Italian. Which place is closest?” I ask the clerk, hoping that it will be within walking distance so we can leave immediately. Any later than that and I’ll fear for my safety.

“I’ll have the complimentary four course meal sent up, is that alright?” The clerk says.

“I’m fine with that.” Cheza and Natasha say.

“Okay, it will be there in about fifteen minutes. Have a good evening!” The clerk says and then it’s nothing but dial tone.

My plan has backfired in a major way. My only hope is to get them arguing again…sleeping arrangements!

“Sounds like we have some time.
We should figure out our sleeping arrangements and unpack.” I tell them.

“Obviously I’m sleeping with you Cole!” Cheza says as though it were already pre-established.

“Well I want to sleep with him too!” Natasha says in a kind of singsong way that implies she is joking. I feel the argument already convening, I’m saved…for now at least.

Cheza opens her mout
h to object, but pauses and says, “Cole, who do you want to sleep with?”

I am in a predicament here. On one hand, if I choose Cheza, there is a decent chance that she will try to have sex with me after what I said to her when I was handcuffed. On the other hand, if I choose Natasha, there is a decent ch
ance that Cheza will murder me.

(Agree
to sleep with both of them)

“What!?”

(Agree and then when the girls are getting prepared for bed, run to the guest bedroom and lock yourself in)

“That…just might work.”

“Both of you.” I say with a smirk. Both the girls look shocked. Natasha gets this mischievous smile while Cheza’s face lights up, becomes angry when she realizes that my answer includes Natasha, and then lights up again.

“Nah, actually I’ll pass.” Natasha says suddenl
y while looking at me; hers and Cheza’s smiles grow larger as mine falls.

(Oh. This is unanticipated…Well, Good
luck!)

“You’re just going to abandon me like that Airi!?” I say aloud. Natasha raises an eyebrow at me
, but Cheza doesn’t seem to notice from her perch on Cloud Nine while she takes her luggage to the bedroom from the hallway.

“What the hell am I supposed to do!?” I whisper to Natasha.

“Well you love her don’t you?” Natasha asks in a whisper.

“What makes you say that?” I ask.

“The way you look at her mostly. There was also the whole thing in the dream.” Natasha says.

“Well, I know that I love her…I’m just not sure if I love her as anything but a sister…” I tell her.

(There is a joke about The Nile not being just a river in Egypt)

“Shut it Airi.”

“Oh…well, good luck wrestling with those feelings while you are sleeping with her tonight!” Natasha exclaims and takes her bag to the other bedroom.

I take my bag into the master bedroom and unpack five days’ worth of clothes.

When I heard the knock on the door, I was expecting food. Instead, there was a Chef, his two assistants, and two carts full of supplies. The chef walks in the room and goes over to a shutter-style door across from the bar that I thought was just a closet, but actually contains a full kitchen instead.

We had soup, pasta, chicken, and gelato. It was by far the best Italian food I’ve ever eaten.
We also went through two and a half bottles of white wine that were probably a couple hundred a bottle.

“Let’s get in the Jacuzzi!” Cheza exclaims drunkenly, but I suppose that would
happen if I weighed a hundred pounds…oh and if I hadn’t spent the last five months living at the bottom of a bottle. As such, I was hardly even buzzed.

“Yeah!”
Natasha shouts in agreement, also drunkenly, though not as much as Cheza.

“I’m going to pass. I’m tired and my body is still recovering.” I tell them as an excuse.

“Cooooome on Cooooooole!” Cheza whines. I shake my head in response.

“Okay…I’ll be in, in a little bit alright?” Cheza says quietly.

“Alright. Goodnight Natasha, and if I’m asleep by the time you return, goodnight Cheza.” I tell her with a smile to let her know that everything is fine.

I walk into the bedroom, grab my toiletry kit fro
m my bag, and head into the bathroom. I hear the jets come on in the other bathroom and then it occurs to me that they turned on a little too fast for the girls to have gotten undressed and then put on their swimsuits…which Cheza doesn’t have with her because it is in the room.

‘
Well, they are both girls…drunken girls…’ I think with an unsure shrug while brushing my teeth.

“Lesbian experimentation is the reason girls go to the bathroom together.”
Jason says in a memory that just popped up.

I walk back into the bedroom and climb into the left side of the bed, closest to the bathroom, and turn off the light. I’m sure it’s fine.

(You have the capability to join them)

“I am not going to barge in on two drunken naked girls…I don’t have a problem listening in though.” I say out loud as I expand my senses.

“Oh my god Chezarei, this feels so good!” Natasha says.

“I know! This
feels great too!” Cheza says. I’m sure it’s not what I am currently thinking it is.

(Or it is…and you are missing it)

“Sooo not helping Airi!”

“Ooooooooooh…that’s nice.” Natasha
moans.

“I wish Cole were here…” Cheza says. Ugh! This is killing me.

“I know…These jets would probably feel great for a recovering body.” Natasha says. Suddenly, this is killing me a lot less.

“So, how do you feel about Cole?”
Natasha asks.

“I love him…I just wish he would
see me as a woman instead of as his little sister. We aren’t related in any way because Uncle Eric didn’t adopt him. Really, only in his mind am I his little sister.” Cheza replies.

Ouch, that sti
ngs a little; it makes me sound mentally unstable!

(Do not worry. You are not mentally unstable)

“Says the voice in my head.”

“Well, I know of a few things you could try…” Natasha says and then whispers in Cheza’s ear; whispers being the only thing I can pick up over the sound of the jets. Does Natasha know about my extrasensory hearing? Well it’s time I stopped listening anyway…

“COLE!!” Cheza screams and I’m out of bed in a flash, grabbing my Sic blade by the door. I sprint full speed into the other bathroom, with a vague sense that I’m forgetting something…As I round the corner, I see Cheza standing up in the Jacuzzi, pointing at something small on the wall. I say something small because I can’t see it out of my peripheral vision and my total vision is focused on Cheza’s naked breasts.

I would like to take a moment to review what a dumbass I am. I didn’t consider the fact that I was running into a
bathroom with a tile floor that was most likely wet because of the Jacuzzi. I didn’t consider the fact that when running on wet tile, it is difficult to stop at normal speeds, let alone much faster. I didn’t consider that walls are hard. All of these things were taken into consideration after the back of my head hit the tile floor, causing the blood from my mouth and broken nose to spurt almost comically up into the air before coagulating. Reminder number two: Concrete walls are not your friends!

“Cole!” Cheza screams
as she splashes out of the Jacuzzi.

“Chezarei, call Sara and ask wha
t we should do!” Natasha shouts at Cheza, whose naked form is the last thing I see before everything goes dark.

…

Chapter 3: That was completely unethical…

[May 21st]

I wake up in the middle of the night, the projector clock on the ceiling telling me that it is 2:05am with an ambient blue glow. To my left, I see Cheza’s naked back. After grabbing the covers and pulling them up to her shoulders, I slowly sliding out of bed. I quietly shut the door behind me as I walk into the kitchen.

Ah yes, barkeep. I would like a snickers bar and something sugary to drink.
Pineapple juice? Sure, why not. I finish off a glass and start to walk back to the room when I notice the light on in the other bedroom. I quietly walk over while carefully listening. I hear Natasha breathing heavily but nothing else (like the sound of a couple of batteries rattling around). Nonetheless, I knock softly on the door first, and then I open it slowly.

“Hey Natasha, are you alright?” I ask as I peek slowly around the door. Natasha is sitting out of bed, dressed in a tank top and boys-shorts, blanched and covered in sweat.

“Hey Cole, good timing actually; come in.” Natasha says, still breathing heavily. I shut the door behind me, walk over, and sit to the left of her on the bed.

“What’s got you all…
” I say gesturing to her, “at 2 am?”

“Well there are a number of things that could have me swea
ting and breathing heavily at 2am, Cole.” Natasha says while trying to force a smile. “Let’s just say I had a bad dream…Cole, I need you to promise me that you won’t go anywhere without your weapons for the next few days.”

“Yeah, sure Natasha.
Do you want me to get you anything?” I ask.

“Well, could you help me with my shoulders?” Natasha says
while folding her right leg underneath her on the bed so that her back is facing me. “Could you grab my left shoulder and pull it back gently while you massage my shoulder blade?”

“Alright I’ll give it a shot.” I say and I do as she instructed.

“Yeah Cole, that’s it. That feels great. Now use your fingers to massage the tip.” Natasha says. Is it just me or did that sound sexual?

“COLE!?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?” Cheza screams while barging through the door wearing one of my t-shirts. Well, at least I wasn’t the only one who thought it sounded sexual.

“Cheza, this isn’t what it
looks like.” I say calmly.

I’m suddenly very not calm when it becomes sexual as Natasha grabs my left
hand, which was previously pulling her shoulder back, and sets it on her left breast.

“I’m sorry Chezarei, but he’s just so damn good! I can’t help myself!” Natasha says whi
le giving an exaggerated groan.

“FIRST A VAMPIRE HOOKER AND NOW YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH BOOBZILLA!?” Cheza screeches. I would like to tell her that we aren’t actually dating or anything so I
can’t cheat on her, but now doesn’t seem like the time.

“No, Cheza! I was just—” I start to say.

“COLE TREYFAIR! IF YOU DO NOT TAKE ME INTO THAT OTHER ROOM AND HAVE SEX WITH ME, I’M GOING TO STAB YOU!” Cheza screams, completely hysterical.

“Airi, a little
help here?” I plead.

(Avoid words like irrational)

“Thanks, I got that. Anything else?”

(…Do as she says)

“WHAT!?” I scream out loud.

“Perhaps you should just do as she says Cole.” Natasha suggests.

All of the women are against me! I try to channel Jason telepathically; at least I know he’ll have my back.