Miss Wrong and Mr Right (2 page)

I pulled on some plastic wellies. Mum made a fuss about my hair. I batted her hand away and stepped outside.

Jamie was standing behind the gate at the end of the drive, tall, lean and heart-stoppingly handsome in his wedding suit. He was still wearing his rose buttonhole with a spray of gypsophila, and the sun glinted off his chestnut hair. I walked towards him, my wellies sloshing through the mud.
 

‘What the hell Nat?’ he said when I approached the gate.

‘I know. I’m so sorry.’

‘That’s it? You’re sorry?’ He opened the gate and went to come in. I put my hand up and went through it joining him on the other side. I closed the gate behind me.

‘I’m not ready…’ I said.

‘How aren’t you ready? You put the dress on, you got in the car… You walked up the aisle?’

I just stared at him.

‘Do you know how humiliating it was? They kept playing the Wedding March over and over again, expecting you to come back… I’ve got cousins who’ve come over from Canada. They’ve spent a fortune on their plane tickets!’

‘When I said I wasn’t ready, I meant…’ I tried to explain, but Jamie went on.

‘My cousins go back in a week. My aunt is already asking if we can do it on another day…’

‘Do what on another day?’

‘Get married. Auntie Jean said she had wedding jitters before she married my Uncle Paul. She said she nearly did what you did, and bolted for it, but they’re still happily married after thirty-five years.’

I looked up at his handsome face. He wanted me to tell him it was just wedding jitters.

‘This is different,’ I said softly.

‘How?’

‘It wasn’t just jitters. I don’t want to get married. Well, I don’t want to get married right now.’

‘When do you want to get married?’ he asked.

‘It could be tomorrow, it could be next week, next month… I could be thirty-five, Jamie. But right now, I don’t want to get married.’
 

His face clouded over.
 

‘I thought we were in love,’ he said in a matter-of-fact way.

‘We are, but don’t you think it feels different now we’re not going to university together? We planned to leave home, get away from here and start a new life.’

‘We can retake our exams,’ he said. ‘Try again for university next year.’

‘The college where they do retakes is miles away. We’ve got no car, no money. What if I fall pregnant by accident?’

‘Would that be a bad thing?’

‘So we’d be jobless, homeless, with a baby too?’

‘We could live with my parents.’

‘What? In your bedroom with the beanbag and the Star Wars posters?’
 

‘Or your parents.’

‘I wouldn’t expose a newborn child to those nutters…’ I said.
 

Despite himself, Jamie laughed. A lock of his hair fell over his forehead and I reached up and tucked it behind his ear.

‘I just feel that if we got married now, we’d miss out on life. We were so stupid. We did no work for our exams. We just spent all our time…’

‘Shagging?’ grinned Jamie weakly.
 

‘We did other things too, like, the cinema, and we went for walks,’ I added.

‘And we did shag on several of those walks, and in the cinema. You seemed pretty happy,’ he grinned. He leant in and went to kiss me.

‘Jamie, please can you be mature about this. I’m trying to be serious…’

‘I’m immature am I?’ he said pulling back. ‘Why didn’t you open your gob about this before our families booked a whole bloody wedding?’

‘Everyone got so excited and carried away, and there never seemed a right time… until…’

‘Until you got to the altar?’ he finished. I reached out and grabbed his hand.

‘Don’t you worry about the future? How your life is going to end up?’ I asked.
 

He looked nonplussed.
 

‘Dunno, I don’t really think about it…’

‘Well, I have been thinking about it. I want a decent life, with a career and prospects!’
 

‘Oh, nice. So life with me isn’t good enough?’

‘It’s not just about you. I don’t want to be stuck here in bloody Sowerton! I don’t want to just be your wife, and get trapped here!’ I shouted, making a grey-haired lady wobble on her bike as she passed us on the road.

‘Natalie. You agreed to marry me,’ said Jamie losing his temper and gripping my arm. ‘You can’t do this! You can’t back out!’

I pulled away, lost my balance and landed on my backside. I sat there for a moment, sinking into the mud and feeling the wet begin to seep through my trackies.
 

‘I’m sorry,’ he said, helping me up. I stood there for a moment. Jamie ran his finger round the collar of his shirt. He looked so good in his morning suit.

‘So, that’s your final answer. You won’t marry me?’

‘No,’ I said softly.

‘Fine,’ he said. ‘You’ll never have to see me again.’
 

‘That’s not what I want!’

‘It’s simple. Either you want me or you don’t,’ he said defiantly.

‘So you’re going to blackmail me? Wedding or nothing?’ I asked.

‘Yes, wedding or nothing,’ he said.
 

We stared at each other for a few moments. He was waiting for an answer, but I couldn’t give it. He turned suddenly and walked away, crossing the road to the green by the pub.
 

I should have gone after him. I should have gone after him and stopped him, but something held me back. I watched him cross the green, and vanish round the corner into the pub. I burst into tears and for a few minutes had to hold onto the gate until I had composed myself. Then I trudged my way back up the drive. When I reached the back door my mother pulled it open.

‘Well?’ she said grinning hopefully. She grabbed my arm so I could balance and pull off the wellies.
 

‘It’s over,’ I said.
 

Mum hit the roof. She ranted whilst everyone looked on. She said I’d never find anyone as good as Jamie, that I’d made a fool of myself and the family, and that she might as well go up to bed and die of shame.

‘Okay Annie,’ said Dad firmly taking my mother’s arm. ‘That’s enough.’

‘I think this vill be the making of Natalie,’ said Gran, stubbing out her cigarette in the fruit bowl. ‘She needs to see the vorld! I vas lucky enough to, ven my family had to flee persecution from the Nazis…’

‘You didn’t have to flee,’ shouted Mum. ‘The Hungarians were Nazi allies! And you always said how handsome you thought Hitler was.’

‘Don’t be so ridiculous, Annie…’ snapped Gran. ‘I thought Himmler vas the handsome one. If Himmler had been in charge, the Nazis vould have done so much better.’

‘Do you hear this Martin?’ Mum said to Dad. ‘This is the woman I had to grow up around. No wonder my nerves are shot!’

Gran stood up. She eyed my wedding cake for a moment.

‘Natalie, I vas planning to go on to London after your vedding, to stay with my friend Paulo; he has a flat right in the middle of everything… You could come vith me?’

‘London!’ said Mum. ‘Why would she want to go all the way there?’

‘I think Natalie needs some time away, so the dust can settle,’ said Gran.

‘What? A holiday?’ I asked. The thought of staying in Devon and watching the mushroom cloud rise above the wreck of a wedding was giving me anxiety.

‘Think of it as a coming of age,’ said Gran. ‘Paulo runs an open house, everyone is velcome. He plays clarinet for the London Symphony Orchestra.’

‘And who’s going to pay for this?’ asked Mum.

‘I vill take care of Natalie,’ said Gran.

‘Maybe I could go? Just for a bit?’ I said, the idea suddenly seeming like my saviour. Mum’s lips thinned.

‘She is an adult now,’ said Dad.

‘You could bring your friend too,’ said Gran gesturing to Sharon.

‘Really?’ said Sharon. ‘Wow, I’ve never been to London before.’

‘What about me?’ asked Micky. ‘Can I go to London?’

‘You’ve got school Micky,’ said Mum.

‘That’s not fair! Why does Natalie get to go to London? I hate you!’ cried Micky.

‘Micky love, you can go to London with your Gran, when you’re older,’ said Dad.

‘Even if I don’t leave someone at the altar?’ asked Micky.

‘Um… yes,’ said Dad.
 

There was a silence. Gran came over and put her arms around me and Sharon.

‘So that’s decided. You are coming to London, vith me, yes?’

I looked at Sharon’s excited face and I nodded.

‘Ok, let’s go to London,’ I said.

That evening, we went to London. And since then, I’ve rarely been back.

Act One

Fifteen years later…

The key

I woke early with the summer sunshine pouring through the window, marking out squares on the bedroom wall of my flat. I stretched and sat up in bed. My boyfriend Benjamin was still asleep beside me. I watched him for a moment, and traced my fingers lightly over his muscular back. His eyelids flickered under his long dark lashes, but he didn’t stir. A rush of excitement for the day ahead propelled me out of bed. I took a quick shower, pulled on a loose summer dress, and then went to make breakfast.
 

My flat is tiny, and the kitchen is a little like the galley of a ship, thin and narrow with everything on the walls; cooker, fridge, washing machine, microwave. I closed the kitchen door quietly, so I wouldn’t wake Benjamin. Under a long window at the end, overlooking the communal garden is a small breakfast bar where I’d laid out my makeup, hairdryer, and hair straighteners. I popped a capsule into the coffee machine and plugged in the straighteners to heat up. I loathe my frizzy hair and spend a fortune on product to tame it. I have it down to a fine art, and can do it in twenty minutes. I switched on the radio quietly and jiggled along to the music as I drank my coffee, and dried and styled my hair.

As I was gathering up my Blackberry, Kindle, and laptop from their unofficial charging station on the floor beside the fridge, the kitchen door opened and Benjamin came in. He had on just his boxer shorts and he was rubbing his eyes.

‘Sorry, did I wake you up?’ I asked shoving everything into my oversized handbag.
 

‘No. Mmmm. You look nice. Namaste,’ he growled putting his hands around my waist and pulling me against him. He is very tall; I reach up to his shoulder. He was warm and firm against me, and I put my hand up and ran it through his short salt and pepper hair. His hands moved down to my thigh and started to slide up the material of my skirt. He leant down and kissed me, then pulled away a tiny bit and flashed me a wicked smile.

‘You’ve brushed your teeth before breakfast,’ I said.

‘Yes,’ he said and pulled me against him.

‘I can’t, Benjamin,’ I said. ‘I have to get to work…’

‘Busy girl,’ he said, releasing me with a sulky pout.

‘I’m hardly a girl Benjamin,’ I said, checking my bag again and locating my sunglasses.

‘Yes, you are knocking forty… hang on,’ he said and left the kitchen.
 

‘I’m only thirty-five!’ I said peering at my reflection in the chrome kettle. I waited for a couple of minutes, then seeing the time, went through to the bedroom.
 

‘What are you doing? I have to go,’ I snapped. He was perched on the end of the bed with his backpack open, pulling out clothes, his laptop, shoes, a tightly packed wash bag.

‘Why don’t you at least leave your wash bag here?’ I said. ‘And I could leave mine at yours? And maybe my hair straighteners? We lug so much stuff across London to see each other…’

‘Natalie,’ sighed Benjamin still rummaging through his bag. ‘It’s important to have our own space. Keeps it exciting…’

‘I’d find it exciting not to pack a mini suitcase on wheels every time I stay over,’ I said. He carried on rummaging through his backpack, a pile of stuff growing on the carpet beside him. At the bottom he found a plastic wallet. He opened it and extracted a biro and one of the leaflets he’d had printed for the yoga studio he runs. Under the ‘BENJI YOGA’ logo he scrawled his email address and wrote, ‘ATTN: Ryan Harrison - discretion assured.’ He held it out to me.
 

‘Benjamin,’ I said crossing my arms.

‘Natalie you promised me you would give this to Ryan Harrison,’ he said.

‘Yes… But, jeez not today. Give it a few days.’

‘Yes, and then he finds somewhere else to practise yoga.’

‘We don’t even know if he does yoga?’

‘He’s a hugely famous television actor from Los Angeles. Believe me. He does yoga.’

Benjamin stood up, and took my head in his hands.

‘You are the theatre manager Natalie, the boss. I trust you to do the right thing… It will be good for me, and in turn good for us. Maybe I could reconsider you leaving some things at my flat.’

‘Okay,’ I said taking the leaflet. ‘I’ll do my best.’

‘Thank you Natalie. Namaste.’ He leant in and kissed me, then started to repack his bag.

‘You know, you could still come along tonight to the launch party. Sharon’s coming too…’

‘I won’t miss my meditation workshop. It’s important to me,’ said Benjamin.

‘This is important to me,’ I countered.

‘It’s nice that we both have important things in our lives Natalie,’ he said, not getting what I meant. He zipped up his backpack and came with me to the front door. I grabbed the dress garment bag containing my outfit for later, and checked in my bag that I had my keys.

‘Why don’t I give you a key,’ I said impulsively, seeing the spare on my bunch of keys. Benjamin paused.

‘Um, okay,’ he said. There was an awkward silence as I wrestled it off the key ring. I finally got it free and handed it to him.

‘There, now you’re…’

‘Able to open the door myself,’ he finished. I killed some time putting the keys back in my bag, hoping he might offer to give me a key to his place in return, but he lost patience, leant across and opened the door.

‘Right, well I’ll see you?’

‘Soon Natalie, soon. And don’t forget the leaflet. Namaste,’ he smiled, and closed the door.
 

It was still early when I came out of the security gate onto Beak Street. The late July sun was dazzling, promising a hot day. I made my way past the pub next door. The cobbled terrace out front was being hosed down, and a rainbow hung in the air as a little of the spray landed on my bare arms with a delicious prickling cool. Further along, a lorry was idling by the kerb and there was a clinking of beer barrels being unloaded. I slipped on my shades and crossed the road.