Read Mix 'N Match (No Match for Love) Online
Authors: Lindzee Armstrong
Tags: #contemporary romantic comedy
She held up a hand, cutting him off. “Being nineteen is all about instability. You have to let me experience that.”
Mitch swallowed. When he was nineteen, he’d been keeping his three siblings fed and clothed.
But Jasmine deserved more than that. She deserved freedom and flexibility, even if she abused it.
“Okay,” he said slowly. “But a deal is a deal. I won’t pay for your apartment unless you’re in school.”
“I can’t hold a job and still do the internship.”
“I know. I’m offering to let you move back home. My housekeeper just went on maternity leave, and the agency hasn’t sent a replacement yet. I will allow you to take over her duties in exchange for room and board for the period of one semester. If you haven’t been promoted or made any sort of significant headway by Christmas, you’ll go back to school or start supporting yourself.”
“What about my contract for the apartment here?”
“The semester hasn’t even started yet—I’m sure we could sell it.”
Jasmine folded her arms, and Mitch held his breath, wondering which option she’d chose. If she moved back home, he could keep a closer eye on things and make sure she was heading in the right direction.
“I . . . I think I’d like to move back home.”
Mitch closed his eyes, relief sweeping over him. She wasn’t returning to school, but this was the next best thing. He couldn’t believe she’d agreed to it. “You must really feel strongly about this internship.”
Jasmine offered a small smile. “Moving back in with you won’t be too bad. But you can’t treat me like I’m still in high school.”
“Okay, but you also have to accept that while living under my roof, you’ll live by my rules. I expect you to keep me informed of your whereabouts and keep up your end of the bargain.”
“I know how to vacuum.”
Mitch’s lip twitched. “You always were the cleanest one in the family.”
Jasmine wrapped her arms around him in a tight hug. “Thank you, Mitch.”
“One semester. Four months. You’d better work harder than you ever have in your life.”
“I will. I love you.”
“I love you, too.” He gave her a tight squeeze. “You remember that I’m leaving in the morning, right? You’ll have to find someone to buy out your contract and move home yourself. I’m sorry I won’t be here to help.”
“I’ll be fine.”
Mitch nodded and walked to the door. “Call me anytime, day or night.”
“I will.” Jasmine gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. “Try to have fun in Europe, okay? I’ll miss you.”
“I’ll miss you, too. I expect a full report on the internship when I return.”
“You’ll get it.” Her eyes shone with happiness.
As Mitch drove home, he couldn’t get that bubbly, bright smile out of his mind. Maybe Jasmine would be okay in the end, and he really was worrying for nothing.
He stayed up most of the night, carefully packing and repacking for the trip before getting as much work out of the way as possible. Sleeping on the plane would help him adjust to Paris time, and had the added benefit of preventing long conversations with Zoey.
How bridezilla would Brooke turn if he got something wrong? This was so far outside his comfort zone, it was on another planet. Weddings had a way of changing otherwise reasonable people into screaming banshees.
And Brooke was sending Zoey as his backup. He was doomed.
Luke’s driver picked Mitch up right on time. He must’ve dozed off, because he jerked awake when the car pulled to a stop.
The door opened a crack, and light spilled in.
“Be careful with that bag, please,” Zoey said, her voice muffled by the partially closed door. “It has all my makeup in it, and I don’t want a powdery mess when we get there.”
The trunk popped open, and the car sagged as a suitcase was placed inside.
“Sorry,” Zoey said, still outside. “Those are my shoes. I couldn’t make up my mind what to bring, so it’s pretty heavy.”
Mitch’s nose crinkled as he mentally went over their itinerary for the next two weeks. How many pairs of shoes did she really need? He’d packed three—his everyday dress shoes, special occasion dress shoes, and tennis shoes for when he exercised.
Zoey slid into the car beside him, careful to keep the middle seat empty. Her gorgeous hair, streaked with vibrant and unnatural teal highlights, was piled on top of her head in a messy bun. She wore stretchy lounge pants in a bright pink that hugged her every curve. He forced his eyes to stop traveling her body and focus on her face.
“What?” she snapped.
“How many bags did you bring?”
“Not that it’s any of your business, but six.”
“What can you possibly have to fill six bags?” He didn’t think he could fill more than three suitcases if he packed his entire wardrobe.
“Not all of us wear the same three suits every day.” Zoey yanked the door closed and buckled her seatbelt.
“You know there are baggage limits for flying, right?” Originally, she was supposed to fly to France commercially. He’d booked her first-class ticket himself.
“Not when you travel by private plane.”
“But you didn’t know you were traveling that way until yesterday. It would’ve cost a fortune to check all those bags, and I’m guessing they’d all be over the weight limit, too.” If Zoey wasn’t careful, she’d be bankrupt by thirty.
“I can tell this trip is going to be a blast. There’s nothing I love more than a man who criticizes me every two seconds.”
Her words hit him right in the chest. Is that really how she saw him—a critical, nit-picky jerk? He cleared his throat, cheeks burning with embarrassment. Thank heaven his dark skin never showed a blush. “I didn’t mean to criticize you. I was just worrying about the financial ramifications of how much you pack.”
“And what did you bring, one tiny bag?”
It wasn’t tiny, but he had managed to fit everything into one large-ish suitcase. “I’m an efficient packer.”
“Of course you are. Because you’re a man. All of this” —she motioned to herself— “doesn’t happen without a little help. I have standards to uphold, and I’m not about to let them slip while I’m in Paris for the very first time.”
Mitch wanted to roll his eyes—who needed an entire suitcase for makeup?—but he couldn’t deny that whatever she did, the results were impressive.
They made it to the airstrip without anyone following them. Mitch trailed Zoey up the stairs to the Challenger 604. Zoey froze just inside the interior, her mouth hanging open.
“Holy Toledo.”
Mitch raised an eyebrow. “You’ve never been on Luke’s jet?”
She placed a hand on her hip, glaring at him. “When would I have been on his jet?”
“I don’t know. You’ve known Luke longer than I have.”
“Yeah, but we’ve always been more acquaintances because of Brooke than friends. And he was just an Average Joe from a middle-class family when we met.” She ran a hand along the smooth leather of one of the oversized captain’s chairs. “This is incredible.”
“It gets us where we need to go.”
Zoey gave him an incredulous look. “Can you please just relax for five seconds and appreciate the amazingness that is this airplane? We’re going to be flying in the sky, across the ocean, in a private jet
.
I get to spend the next two weeks living in Paris. This life is unreal.”
Mitch set his briefcase on the small table between the four chairs. He shrugged out of his suit jacket. “This trip is for work, not pleasure. Brooke has a list long enough to keep us busy from the time we wake up until the time we go to sleep every day.”
“I don’t think so, mister. We are taking time out to see the Eiffel Tower, and tour the Louvre, and whatever other Paris must-experiences there are. Brooke will have no problem with that. I’m ninety-nine percent sure. And if she does have a problem with it, well, she’ll be in the blissful newlywed haze by the time she finds out. It’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission, I always say.”
And that right there explained so much about Zoey and why they could never be together. He’d do well to remember that over the next two weeks.
“Welcome aboard Ryder Communication’s Challenger 604,” the flight attendant said. Eliza was in her mid-forties, with chestnut-brown hair and kind eyes just beginning to show signs of wrinkles. She’d been the plane’s only stewardess for as long as Mitch could remember. “Can I get either of you a pre-flight drink?”
Zoey laughed, sinking into the chair across from Mitch’s. “I’ll have a Dr. Pepper.” She gave Mitch a pointed glare. “Since this is a work
vacation.”
“A water with lime for me,” Mitch said. “Thank you, Eliza.”
Eliza nodded and made her way to the galley kitchen near the cockpit. Mitch booted up his laptop and started shuffling through a stack of papers Brooke had given him. “I think the first thing we should do is schedule an appointment to check out the venue. Brooke has one scheduled for Tuesday, but I’ve sent Juliette an email asking her to meet us at Versailles as soon as we land. I want to make sure she’s aware of our needs and has everything prepared for the wedding.”
“This is an eleven-hour flight, plus however long it takes to refuel in New York.”
Mitch rubbed the back of his neck. Why couldn’t they just get through this quickly so he could sleep? “Yeah, I’m aware. I’ve made the trip before.”
“Eleven hours on a plane. Literally, the only people who are going to see you, are me and Eliza. And maybe the pilot.”
“Your point?”
“For that eleven-hour flight, you chose to wear a suit
.
”
“Not everyone goes out in public in pajamas.”
Zoey folded her arms, her lips pursing as her brow drew together in a scowl. “These aren’t my pajamas. They’re yoga pants. I’d think someone as yoga-obsessed as you would know that.”
“I’ve never seen a pair of yoga pants that say
juicy
across the butt.”
“You were staring at my butt?”
Mitch felt his cheeks heat. “You’re twisting my words.”
“You’re wearing a
suit.
On an
airplane.
”
“I like to maintain a professional appearance at all times.” Mitch glanced at his laptop, then quickly opened the email that had just arrived from the wedding planner. “Juliette says she’s okay with the new meeting time. Now are we going to come up with a game plan for when we land, or not?”
Zoey leaned back in the airplane seat that was more like a spa chair, a Dr. Pepper in one hand and her favorite romantic comedy playing on the iPad. The remains of her steak dinner had been taken away moments before by Eliza.
She’d never be able to fly coach after this.
Zoey glanced at Mitch, who couldn’t even relax in sleep. His body was stiff in the recliner, the only movement the rise and fall of his chest. A basic black sleep mask rested over his eyes, something that made her giggle every time she looked at it. His hands were placed atop his stomach, just below his perfectly straight tie. The only hints that he’d tried to get comfortable were the shoes sitting neatly by his chair and the suit coat draped over the coffee table.
Zoey shook her head, forcing her attention back to the movie. She’d tried to follow his example and sleep, but she was too keyed up. They’d spent an hour discussing what they needed to accomplish once landing. Zoey had tried to convince Mitch it wasn’t something they could plan out—they’d visit the venue and go from there. Brooke would have a million last-minute tasks for them that couldn’t be scheduled. It was better to just go with the flow and be flexible.
Mitch hadn’t agreed. No surprise there.
So Zoey let him make his schedule and pretended that she would go along with it. But she was totally making time to play tourist, no matter what he said. Good thing visiting Versailles fit into both their plans.
Eliza made her way down the aisle, a smile on her thin lips. “Can I get you anything?”
Zoey shook her head, unable to stop grinning. “No, thank you.”
“The pilot said to let you know we’ll be landing in about an hour. Holler if you need anything, okay, hun?”