Molly Moon & the Morphing Mystery (13 page)

“At least they're nice,” Petula said, finding a white stone on the floor and picking it up to suck.

“Maybe they are, but if we get stuck inside their bodies and under their personalities, maybe they won't know how to let us out even if they wanted to.”

“I can be a night watchdog,” Petula said, collecting some sacks together. “I can let you both sleep and then wake you up before too long passes.”

So that is exactly what they did.

The three dogs snuggled together and took it in turns to be guard—guard of the hut and a guard of time. Neither Micky nor Molly slept longer than two hours at a time. Then they'd stay awake for half an hour to ensure their control over their dog bodies before going back to sleep again. Petula was the last sentry. When a local church bell struck ten
A.M.
, she woke Molly.

“Time to get up,” she said, nudging her on the shoulder. “You were tired. It's ten o'clock in the morning.”

Molly yawned and stared at the sky heavy with gray rain clouds. It was cozy and warm now in the dog nest. Molly listened to the sound of Micky's sleeping bulldog breath and thought how nice it was being snuggled up close to her brother and her friend Petula. And as Molly looked at Petula's black face, she was struck again by how amazing it was to be beside her pet and to actually be able to talk to her.

“It's really nice to be able to talk to you, Molly,” Petula said. “You're just how I knew you would be.”

“I know,” Molly said with a smile. “You are just how I knew you were, too. A little bit cheeky and funny, a little bit bossy and very brave. It was really brave of you to follow us to London, Petula. You are a very good friend.”

“I had to, Molly. That's what real friends do. They help each other out when there's trouble.” Petula rubbed her nose in Molly's fur. “We've been through a lot together, haven't we?”

For a moment the two dogs lay close to each other, enjoying being together. Petula broke the silence.

“So,” she pondered, “all you've got to do now is get the book. And when you do get your paws on it, you have to turn into a
human
in order to read it.
Then
you can find out how to do the morph back to your own body.”

Molly nodded. “That's exactly right, Petula. You've hit the nail on the head.”

“Or,” Petula replied, “as a dog might say, I've knocked the cat on the nose.”

Both dogs smiled, then Petula looked serious. “Molly, it's going to be difficult for me to keep up with you as you follow Black and the book. But I'll try. I can sense where you are, and I'll be there for you whenever I can be. Remember these three barks.” Petula gave a short chirpy bark. “That barking means I'm safe. If I howl, that means I'm in trouble or that someone else is. If I bark incessantly and urgently, then that means you have to watch out.”

Molly rubbed her wet nose on Petula's velvety black ear. “Good plan. Look, in a minute, Petula, we'll
probably change into birds—those two blackbirds on the lawn. We must get to Buckingham Palace for Black's eleven o'clock appointment with the queen. He'll be carrying that book around wherever he goes from now on. Magglorian will show you the way. And don't worry, Petula, we'll get through this, and after that we are all going to have a lovely time.”

Petula nuzzled into Molly.

“That's what I love about you, Molly. Your optimism. You always trust that things will work out.”

“They will.” Molly said this far more surely than she felt it. But Petula felt Molly's fear. It rose from her like electric smoke.

M
iss Hunroe was in her lavish rooms back at the museum. She sat in a white negligee and a sky blue dressing gown, having breakfast. Flipping her gold coin over and over the fingers of her left hand, she admired the table set before her. It was laid with a priceless Ming tea set of white-and-blue porcelain that she had stolen from the Victoria and Albert Museum. Her maid, Elspeth, who was dressed in a light blue uniform, had brought toast, scrambled eggs, and a dish of wild blueberries. A dark blue flute lay beside them, and Elspeth was pouring Miss Hunroe's tea. The rhapsody of all the blues about her gave Miss Hunroe the greatest of pleasure. She reached for her cup. As she did so, a crack of lightning lit up the gray morning sky outside, giving Elspeth a
shock. Her arm jolted, and the tea spilled. A few hot drops scalded Miss Hunroe's outstretched hand.

“OW!” Miss Hunroe shrieked. “You clumsy
fool
!”

The hypnotized woman dropped her head in shame.

“I'm so sorry, madam,” she begged. “Can I get you some ice?”

“No, you certainly can't,” Miss Hunroe snapped. She turned to the coin that moved over the fingers of her left hand and, with dexterity and a hard look in her eye, flipped it high into the air. She caught it in the palm of her right hand and smacked it down on the back of her left hand. “Heads you lose,” she declared. Then, slowly lifting her mascaraed eyes to Elspeth, she said, “For that, Elspeth, you will not eat for…hmm…for two days.”

“Yes, madam,” the maid said as though she'd simply been asked to make sure there were newspapers on the table every morning. She curtsied. “Is there anything else I can do for you now?”

“No.”

With that, Elspeth left Miss Hunroe to eat her breakfast. Miss Hunroe ate elegantly and hungrily, and finished by wiping her mouth on her blue napkin.

Then there was a knock at the door.

“Come in.”

Miss Oakkton entered. Behind her, uncertain whether to enter or not, cowered Miss Teriyaki and Miss Suzette.

“I said
come in
,” Miss Hunroe repeated. She picked up her flute, and as though speaking to it, said, “Miss Teriyaki and Miss Suzette! The two idiots who couldn't follow a taxi. Have you managed to track Mr. Black down now?”

“Erm…well, not yet,” Miss Suzette stammered. “We spent de night outside the casino. We weren't sure whezair he went there or to his hotel home, or—”

“Then get out of my
sight
.” Miss Hunroe's voice was cutting and vicious. She looked up cruelly. “And don't speak to me again until you know his exact location.”

The two women fled the room.

Miss Hunroe picked up her flute and began to play.

Miss Oakkton sat down. “Ahhhh,” she sighed, taking a pinch of tobacco from her ivory box and putting it in her mouth to chew. Then, as though the music had possessed her, she rose up again. The notes from Miss Hunroe's flute floated to the roof of the museum, and Miss Oakkton began to dance. “Aah!” she exclaimed, doing a clumsy pirouette, dancing like an absurd cartoon elephant. “Very nice, very
pretteee
!”

Miss Hunroe stopped playing and clapped her
hands crossly. “Do stop dancing around the room in that ridiculous way! You look unhinged! Stop it!”

 

Molly and Micky flew away from the hotel garden just as Lily Black came out onto her balcony. She peered down at the garden below. Then she started staring at the stone balcony ledge in front of her. “Bugs! So you've changed into bugs now, have you, nosy boy and nosy girl? You're going to wish you never learned to morph!” With a nasty viciousness, she slapped the stone. “There, you're dead bugs now!”

For a moment she seemed calm. Then, realizing that the dead bugs in front of her might easily be just that—dead bugs—her temper rose again. She threw her angry gaze about the garden.

There were two thrushes now on the lawn. Lily disappeared inside her bedroom and returned with three glass bottles. These she hurled at the innocent birds, laughing as they flew off.

“I'll get you!” she shouted. She turned to two squirrels in a tree. “And if it's you, I'll get
you
, you Squirrel Nutkins.” Her sharp blue eyes shone nastily. A window nearby opened, and an elderly man leaned out.

“Young lady, would you
shut up
? Some people are trying to sleep. If you don't, I'll complain to the hotel.”
Lily narrowed her eyes and wrinkled her nose and stuck out her tongue.

“Could even be you and your missus, Grandpa,” she muttered. Then, looking up at the heavy, water-laden sky, she went back inside her room.

 

Molly and Micky as blackbirds found Buckingham Palace easily. They flew higher and higher into the rainy sky and landed on the edge of a skyscraper. From here the London traffic looked like a metallic-colored river, and the twiggy tops of trees seemed the size of footballs. They saw the Thames River and the big wheel, the London Eye, that was for tourists to ride. Micky knew that Buckingham Palace would be fairly near to that, and sure enough, there it was, up a long, wide road.

After a smooth, wet, downhill glide, they arrived at the palace's grand gardens, landing on one of its gravel paths. Scores of windows on the rear facade of the building flashed in the dull, cloudy morning sunshine. On top of the roof, a flag flew.

“She's in,” Molly twittered as a low, booming bell chimed a quarter to eleven. At the same time, a flash of lightning lit up the sky.

“Who's in?” tweeted Micky.

“The queen. That flag flying means that she's in.
She's somewhere inside, reading the papers or signing royal documents.”

Molly and Micky flew up to the largest of the balconies on the second floor of the palace. Perching on the iron rails there, they peered through the drip-stained window. Inside was an empty room. They fluttered to the next window. Inside this one was an empty hall with richly brocaded walls and old fancy furniture. They hopped along to the next balcony.

Past pale yellow curtains was an old-fashioned sitting room with old, ornate sofas and gilt-legged desks and chairs. Large portraits of past kings and queens, of princes and princesses, hung on the finely papered walls. A crystal chandelier with thousands of droplets of glass was suspended from the ceiling like an eighteenth-century UFO. And underneath it, sitting on a spindly stool, was Theobald Black. He was talking in earnest to a gray-haired lady who sat with her back to the window. A white-gloved butler set down a silver tray bearing teapots and poured the woman a cup of tea.

“Jeepers, that's
her
,” Molly whistled.

 

AH2 stepped out of the Cork Street Police Station and zipped up his parka against the cold. He fished his
small tracking device from his pocket and extended its antenna.

A policeman watched from his office window. “Alien hunter indeed,” he said, polishing the metal button on the top of his bell-shaped police helmet. “Fruit-and-nut case, more like.”

AH2 read the gadget's screen and converted it to map form to see where the Moon alien was. He squinted at the results.

“I don't believe it.”

Setting off at a firm pace, he began walking toward Green Park.

On the pavement opposite, two women—one with a walking stick and in a red shiny raincoat, the other, tubbier and in a frilly dress—who were pretending to be consulting a map, watched him go. As he strode off down the gallery-lined street, the women turned to walk down it, too. One limped, the other waddled. Miss Teriyaki's stick kept slipping on the wet pavement, while Miss Suzette's voluptuous, frilly scarf kept blowing across her face. This crazy man seemed to know how to find Molly Moon. And Molly Moon, they had both decided, would probably be very near Mr. Black and the hypnotism book.

Miss Hunroe was furious with them for not keeping
up with Mr. Black the night before, so they were determined to get things right now. “Oh, do hurry, you snail!” Miss Suzette tutted as they hurried through a covered arcade full of chocolatiers and fancy shops that sold leather gloves and luxurious items like mustache combs. “Try to limp faster, or we'll lose him. Like we lost that cab last night. It was all your fault. If you'd been less lazy and more alert we would have seen what Black was up to.”

Miss Teriyaki flashed an angry glare at Miss Suzette. “You're not exactly an Olympic runner yourself, you frog,” she panted, hurrying as fast as she could past an expensive underwear shop. “Your frilly dress is cooler than my red patent-leather coat. It's easier for you. And you haven't sprained your ankle. Let me remind you that tomorrow or the next day I will be back to my normal fit self. But you have never been fit.” Grunting as she picked up the pace, she added, “Oh, I love these shops! They remind me of Paris. When I own Paris, I'll spend all my time in the shops!”

Miss Suzette stopped suddenly and turned with a furious look on her face. “What
are
you talking about,
when you own Paris
?”

“Exactly what I say,” Miss Teriyaki replied smugly. “When I own Paris. Miss Hunroe has promised me Paris! Which city has she said you can have?”

“You foolish woman,” Miss Suzette replied scathingly. “Do you really think she would give Paris to
you
? She gave it to me months ago. I was
born
there! Paris is in my blood. There must be some mistake.” A sly look crossed her face. “You do know, Miss Teriyaki, there is also a place called Paris in Texas, America? She was probably offering you that.”

“No, she wasn't.”

“Yes, she was.”

“No, she wasn't.”

“Of course she was. You know Miss Hunroe
far
prefers me to you. She never would have offered you the real Paris in France!”

“You old witch!” Miss Teriyaki cried, her feelings visibly hurt. Then her face changed. She thrust her hand at Miss Suzette. “I don't expect Miss Hunroe gave you a ring like this. She didn't, did she? Hah. Favorite indeed. Miss Hunroe loves me. There you go!”

“Oh, shut up and hurry up, you slug,” huffed Miss Suzette. “If we don't get Mr. Black now, she'll hate us both, and then neither of us will get Paris or Venice or anything.”

Clip, clip, clip
went their shoes and the walking stick on the marble passage floor. Then they were out of the arcade onto the busy street beyond it, just in time to see AH2 disappear through the open gates of the entrance
of Green Park. A rain was spitting down, and the skies above were growing grayer.

“I'm sure I heard him say Buckingham Palace,” Miss Teriyaki exclaimed breathlessly. “Perhaps we should hail a cab.”

“Don't be so lazy, Teriyaki!” Miss Suzette wheezed, wiping some dribble from the corner of her mouth with a lace hanky. She put up her frilly-rimmed umbrella and set off through the park.

Outside high railings in front of Buckingham Palace, a handful of tourists stood watching the changing of the guards. A bearskin-hatted sergeant shouted commands, and three serious red-uniformed soldiers, also in tall black furry hats, took it in turns to march up and down the palace forecourt.

Miss Teriyaki and Miss Suzette crossed the road to stand by the railings fifty yards from where AH2 had joined the tourist throng. Miss Teriyaki reached into her handbag for her cell phone.

“I'm going to alert Miss Hunroe,” she said, beginning to text a message. “I have a feeling she ought to be here.”

Miss Suzette nodded. “And I'm going to set up a little Molly Moon trap all of my own.” Beside her a red-haired Chinese woman in a denim trouser suit raised a camera to her eye and snapped.

“That will be a classic picture,” interjected Miss Suzette with warm charm.

“Oh, yes, it will be,” said the Chinese tourist.

“Are you alone, dear?” asked Miss Suzette, smiling.

“Alone? Oh, yes, I am,” said the young woman, completely trusting the sweet-looking, chiffon-collared lady.

“You speak very good English.”

“Oh, yes,” the Chinese woman replied. “I have spent ten years at school learning it.”

“Lovely!” Miss Suzette replied. There was a pause as the young woman took another photograph. Then, like a horrid, fat, poisonous spider, Miss Suzette swung her web.

“I say, could you check my eye? I seem to have a speck of dust there—can you see anything?”

The innocent Chinese woman turned. She gazed into Miss Suzette's piggy eye. And before she knew it, she was hypnotized.