Mrs. Lizzy Is Dizzy! (6 page)
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Authors: Dan Gutman
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Lockdowns are even cooler than fire drills. Fire drills are still cool because we get to stand around on the playground instead of learn stuff. One time I hypnotized Andrea, and she went crazy and pulled the fire alarm.
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That means “What are
you
doing here?” in grown-up talk.
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That’s silly. Parents can’t fit in a backpack. Except for really small parents, I guess.
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If you’re reading this book with a parent or teacher, tell them to do the yodeling part. It will be hilarious.
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Actually, you
can
hear a pin drop. Somebody dropped a pin one time, and I heard it.
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The difference is that you put the jelly on first.