Opening the Marriage (10 page)

Mom gave her pointers: “Relax your gag reflex
in order to swallow the second half. Slow your breathing and take
your time until your throat gets used to it. You’ll gag if you try
to swallow too much, too soon.”

Every time her lips rubbed against the rim of
his penis head he cringed in delight. James sped past the point of
no return without a backward glance and exploded into her eager
mouth. It had been a while, so he drove with the full tank.

“Hey, let me show you your new home. It’s got
more shit than an outhouse.”

3D pornos are weird, with dicks shooting cum
at the camera. James had ducked more than once, just out of
instinct.

“Mom, I can’t believe you love to be
spanked!” “Jimmy, show my girl how good it hurts.” He started
finger-fucking her with one hand while slapping her booty with the
other. His hand left palm prints on her ass cheek, but still she
urged him on.

James sported enough wood to reforest the
Amazon, so he used his arms to force her legs wide. He placed her
feet over his shoulders while her mother slipped his cock into her
daughter.

Jasmine suddenly looked at him as if he was a
mugger who pulled out a knife. She must have seen a ghost because
she arched her back and screamed at him like a horror movie victim.
James was not sure if she had an orgasm or a heart attack. Then she
flooded him.

Jasmine gazed up at him as if he was a
fucking God. Her entire face looked like a smile. “Thank you,” she
whispered, which struck him like a frying pan. Nobody had ever
thanked him for sex before.

“You’re gonna buy me boobs so I can seduce
your father? You’re like a combo of Jesus and Santa. You’re fucking
Janta Clause.” “Yes, but once you marry my father and I marry your
daughter, we probably shouldn’t have sex anymore.”

A final drop of cum grew at the tip of his
penis. She showed it to him, then carefully licked it off like
cream from a cupcake.

She took off her gorgeous dress to reveal a
killer body serving a life sentence for man-slutter. “I’ll strip
and give you a lap dance if you fuck the shit out of me
afterwards.” “What about our kids? They’re waiting for us at the
restaurant.” “Fuck’em. I need to get laid. And I suspect you do,
too.”

He petted Jasmine’s pussy mound like a
kitty, and sure enough, Jasmine purred. His fingertip gently pushed
her pubes like a hairbrush. She dug her fingernails into the back
of his shirt to punish him for making her feel so good.

Jasmine heard her mother huffing and puffing
like she was about to blow a house down. Annoyed, she kicked her
ankles up on the seat in front of her while James fucked her,
startling an older couple who apparently disapproved of sex in
public.

Jasmine gargled the mouthful of cum to judge
its flavor. It seemed rude to spit it out, so she swallowed, vowing
to never suck an Arab prince off ever again. It tasted too tangy,
like when Panda Express pours too much sauce on their orange
chicken.

Bob opened his eyes in shock to see his naked
daughter-in-law riding his pony to another orgasm. Then he saw his
son licking the shit out of his wife to get the taste of cum out of
his mouth.

69-ing in micro-gravity with Earth in the
background was wonderful. He exploded so hard into her mouth that
he lost a few neurons. Jasmine tried to swallow every drop, but
several wads got away. Bob, still fucking Gina, bumped into Jasmine
who flew to the biggest constellation of cum, snapping her jaws
like a shark. Gina pushed against Bob as she stretched to gobble
one floating in the opposite direction.

The gorgeous guide leaped into the air, then
expertly took off her clothes in mid-air. Now wearing only tiny
pink panties as her big tits floated free, she flipped over like a
swimmer reaching the end of the pool to intercept a wad of cum
before it splattered against the observation window. Three
cameramen recorded the hottie opening her mouth and engulfing the
jism with the blue Earth in the background. This would soon become
the year’s favorite screensaver.

Their naked guide grabbed Jasmine in the air.
It was like the two finalist for Miss Nude Universe suddenly making
out. Each knew the other would taste like cum, and that knowledge
only seemed to rev up their engines as they matched speed and
angle.

Gina floated over and spread her legs. A
liter of Bob’s cum threatened to drip out of her. “Want some more?”
Gina asked Daniela. “Oh, fuck yeah!” Oddly enough, they drifted
just out of reach. James watched them claw at each other, grasping
nothing but hot air, the scene looking increasingly bizarre. Bob
bumped his wife into the hottie, then positioned himself above them
so Gina could suck him hard again.

The four of them looked like a twisty pretzel
in front of an Imax image of the Earth. They floated horizontally.
Jasmine licked Daniela’s clit. Daniela sucked Bob’s cum out of
Gina’s pussy, while Gina bobbed up and down on her husband’s
cock.

“I think I’ve figured out anal.” They
scrambled out of the strap that held them together and struggled to
change their relative positions. They looked like those suicidals
who jump off of buildings, the way their arms and legs flailed in
all directions.

Watching his wife suck his father while
floating in the air lit James up like a Christmas tree.

“Should I stop?” Bob asked Daniela since he
only got the tip of his dick in her ass. “If you do, I’ll fucking
throw you off this rock! Fuck me hard, bitch.”

“Who’s got the next biggest dick after my
husband and son-in-law?” Gina asked. The Russian pulled down his
pants, ignoring his new wife slapping him hard. “Well, get on up
here. My ass won’t fuck itself.”

As Earth grew larger in the giant window, his
wife, mother-in-law, and their hostess collectively took nine cocks
in micro-gravity in mid-air as millions of viewers back on Earth
watched.

COVETING MY NEIGHBOR’S WIFE

The super-hot wife needs money, and so enters
a Faustian bargain with the horny neighbor: $10,000 a month for
unlimited sex-on-demand. But he has no idea how long the insatiable
sex vixen has been denied pleasure, forcing him to step up his game
to give her the deep dicking she so badly needs. But what will the
husband do when he finds out?

Excerpts: I exploded in her mouth like a fire
hydrant. And she kept going. She drained me of every drop, a
swallower in a world of spitters. She looked up at me, my penis
still in her mouth, and moaned. No lie, my cock twitched against
her tongue.

"Harder!" she ordered me. I didn't know if
she referred to my sucking her nipple or fingering her cunt, so I
did both harder and she gushed all over my hand with a scream of
relief. I have never made a woman cum that hard before. My wife is
so afraid of waking the kids it's like mugging a mime.

When it comes to eating pussy, men hope for
guidance while women expect mind reading. I tried different tactics
to win over her clit, adjusting according to her grunts, until I
discovered the winning combination and spanked that baby until she
screamed.

She wore super-high heels, so we fucked
standing. I bent her over the couch, grabbed her hips, and pounded
her like a boxer. I stabbed her so hard, long, and fast that I made
her whimper. Oh, wait, that was me. It just felt so good. I didn't
want to come without her, so I reached around with both hands to
tweak a nipple and her clit. That did it. Her virgina muscles
gripped my pole like a golfer and I flooded her pussy.

I didn't want to get into a fight in the
club, so I said it loud enough to be heard over the music. "I just
came inside her, and she's not wearing panties. Maria, show them."
All three gathered around and dear Maria must have descended from
Amazons because she spread her legs wide so they could see my spunk
flowing out of her. She sunk a finger into her pussy to scoop out
my "polvo," as she called it. Maria may as well have maced them.
With their complete fucking attention, she held up her finger to
their noses, forcing them back, smiled at me and sucked my juice
off her finger with a groan of inner satisfaction.

SEX ZOMBIES

The new Uganda government wants legislation
criminalizing homosexuality, and so invites leading homophobes to
help. Dick, the president of Oral Roberts University, brings his
hot young mistress. But when she tells him she’s pregnant, he dumps
her deep in the jungle. But monkeys infect Dick with a virus that
inflames that part of the brain that controls sex drive, and
everyone he infects becomes mindless nymphos. As billions turn into
sex zombies, mankind is literally screwed.

EXCERPTS:

"I know a guy with five dicks -- his pants
fit him like a glove."

"Make me suck your giant cock," she demanded.
The thing flopped out like a baseball bat from Santa's bag.

What made her special was her love for the
special sauce. A girl who loves swallowing retains her value as she
ages or gains weight.

Dick threw her on the bed, then threw himself
on top of her. The bottom of the mattress pressed Tony's face into
the hard floor.

Tony cringed at Dick’s loud moaning and
groaning. He sounded like a wilderbeast crossing a river.

The only thing better than catching a
self-righteous religious hypocrite having sex with a teenage girl
is catching the hypocrite having sex with a teenage boy.

“For a guy named Dick, you sure are a big
douche bag.”

She must have snorted an aphrodisiac given
the way she tore off her clothes and guided that black stud inside
her. Tami placed her ankles over his shoulders, with him still
standing and her feet pointing at the deep blue sky. The giant's
bulging black muscles riveted Tony as he thrust in and out of his
twin sister's pussy.

Tony pulled the monster cock from his
sister's pussy and aimed it just in time to catch the second wad of
thick white cum right between the eyes. Unable to breathe but not
caring, a fourth and fifth load coated his teeth like
toothpaste.

Tony had never felt so horny -- which, for a
teenager, is really saying something.

Oh, God, his ass hurt! It ached like a
dentist numbed it with Novocain, then drilled for teeth.

He woke up to find an obese African woman
riding him like a stallion, waving her hands like in a fucking
parade. Tony felt betrayed by his penis which, by now, should know
he doesn't like pussy.

The guy up her ass came next. Tony made the
mistake of looking too closely and discovered that many other men
must have cum up his sister’s chute. The sight of so much cum
flowing out of an anus disgusted him, which it shouldn't, because
that was actually his kind of thing.

The zombie must have came so hard into Tami
that he lost some neurons because he tumbled into the next guy in
line, who fell into the zombie behind him. The zombies grunted
angrily while untangling themselves like drunk retards, trying to
either argue or explain.

"Mom!" He barely recognized his zombified
mother, with her hair down and clothes off. Those fucking aerobic
exercises really toned her up. Mom didn't even glance at her kids
as she sat on Mr. Green's cock, sucked some guy they didn't
recognize, and took a third cock up the ass from Mr. Whitney.
"Okay, I can understand Mr. Whitney. That fucker's cut like a
statue, but David Green? Really? You gave it up to that
weasel?”

The kids watched their mother swallow the
stranger's jism -- not once, but twice, with a groan of
satisfaction that made them feel ill.

"Jesus, mom gives good head. Where'd that
bitch learn to suck like that. Certainly not with dad, or else why
would he always be in a bad mood?"

Grunting like he had constipation, he grabbed
their mother's head and exploded into her eager mouth so hard some
jism shot out of her nose. Unfortunately, his dick slipped out
halfway through and splashed cum all over her face. Some must have
seeped into her eye because she started screaming in pain while
squinting.

On the alter, Mom screamed her orgasm to the
heavens as a statue of Jesus looked benignly on. "Can we now drag
our naked mom from this church orgy so the police outside can lock
her up? What would Jesus do?"

"The doctors and nurses were the first to get
infected, so all the hospitals are wild orgies now. It's like this
church orgy, but with primo drugs."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VIRGIN HUNTER

SUMMARY: Before he became America’s greatest
president, 22 year old Abraham Lincoln was a hot stud who fell in
love with a beautiful virgin named Ann Rutledge. The years they
spent together were the happiest of his life, and he remembered her
frequently forty years later as president.

EXCERPTS: “You can’t be first, but you can be
next,” she heard herself telling Mr. Lincoln. As he suspected, she
was a screamer.

Her hands explored his body with the urgency
of an Indian attack. When the huge cock fell out, it smacked her
face with such a thud that she screamed in delight. “I didn’t know
God made them this big. Was your father an elephant?” “No. But
sometimes he was a horse’s ass.”

Every time her lips pulled back on the rim of
his penis head, his toes curled. Every time her nose dove into his
pubes, he forgot to breathe. Every time her suction power
threatened to peel off his foreskin, he thanked God

A spasm warped his body. Something squeezed
his head like too small a hat. He sucked his chest down into his
stomach. His eyes bulged, then he couldn’t see for the tears. His
hair stood up and his arms flapped like spaghetti. Then he blew a
wad of cum in her mouth with enough force to knock a cowboy off his
horse.

His hips bucked like a bronco, followed by so
many musket shots that he should have named his penis the
Winchester. She continued to plow his field, eager to unearth every
last seed. And she still didn’t use her hand! The only other woman
who ever licked his stamp barely got the head in her mouth while
jerking him fast with both hands -- yes, damn it, he was that
big!