Porn Star (18 page)

Looking around, Dennis noticed that most of
the women in the crowd had very large breasts, much larger than
Cassidy’s. He knew that most of these women if not all would never
fit into the shaft. He poked Cassidy and said, “You do it.”

“No fucking way,” she replied. “I’m not going
into some tiny little hole. I’m claustrophobic.”

“You’re the only one with small enough tits,”
Dennis said, realizing that anywhere else that would be something
he would never say.

“My tits are not small,” Cassidy barked
back.

Dennis pointed at the other women’s chests
and Cassidy backed down. “I don’t care how big my tits are, I’m not
going down in a hole.”

“You will save lives,” Dennis pleaded.

“You have no tits, you do it!”

“My shoulders are far too wide,” he replied
not knowing for sure if he was right. He didn’t want to go down in
the hole either.

Cassidy stood and thought about it. If she
couldn’t get attention from her awesome sexy body, maybe she could
get attention from being a hero. In her mind, it was all the same.
“Ok, I’ll do it, but I want a camera crew there to record the whole
thing. I want this all over the news.”

“The television people are already here, all
you have to do is volunteer.”

Cassidy stepped forward from the crowd and
approached the lead man shaking her hips and twirling her hair.
When she got in front of the camera crew, she announced she was the
girl for the job and waved to the camera.

The foreman took out his measuring tape and
wrapped it around Cassidy’s bust and gave the thumbs up to the
crane operator.

“Ok Miss,” the foreman said. “The cable is
already down the hole and we can’t send down another so you’ll have
to slide down the cable that’s already there.”

“What if I slip, or let go,” Cassidy
asked.

“Then it’s a ninety foot drop to the pod,
unless you get cockeyed and stuck in the hole.”

“Then what?” Cassidy asked.

“Then we abandon this hole and start
over.”

“And me?”

“We find a nice marker and place it over your
new grave.”

“Can’t you put an emergency rope on me to
pull me up?”

“Yeah, but if you got stuck and we had to
pull you up, the rope would eventually cut you in half and leave
you in pieces. That’s a fucking tight hole.”

“Then I change my mind. I’m not going down
there just be get stuck and cut in two and buried.”

“Wait a second, all you have to do is hold
onto the rope, the chances of you falling are slim to none. Just
slide down and kick the latch. The pod, with you on it goes down
into the hole and everyone gets rescued.”

“Ok, that sounds better,” Cassidy said
nervously.

The foreman signaled for his crew to hook
Cassidy up with some gloves and a clip to attach her to the cable.
They slid her part way into the hold and signaled for her to start
sliding down the cable slowly. It didn’t take long for her to
disappear into the darkness of the hole and she was gone. It was
then they remembered they forgot to give her a radio.

At the bottom of the hole, where the pod was
stuck, Cassidy felt around for the latch she was supposed to move.
She found it right away and pushed it with her foot sending the pod
falling down the hole along with her still grabbing hold of the
cable. As the pod moved, she felt a strange suction that caused a
wind that blew around her hair. It didn’t take long before the pod
reached the bottom, fell through the roof of the cave and and
struck the cave floor with a thud. Cassidy bounced off the pod and
landed in a puddle of dirty water.

“Are you ok?” a tall man asked her. He was
muscular, wore a hard hard

hat and no shirt. He looked like one of those
guys that did strip shows.

Cassidy stood up and tried to act like she
wasn’t in pain. She perked up her tits a bit, dusted the dirt off
her jeans and smiled at the workman. It was then she realized she
was missing a tooth. “Fuck, what happened?” she asked almost in
tears.

“It’s ok miss,” the worker said. “Not every
girl can be pretty.”

“What?” Cassidy asked as if she had just
heard the most ridiculous thing in her life. “Not pretty? Who are
you talking about?”

“I’m assuming they sent you down because you
didn’t have much to lose looks wise,” the worker said seriously.
“No offense, but you aren’t much to look at.”

In shock, Cassidy grabbed her head and began
to get dizzy. The comment didn’t register with her and she felt
like she was going to faint. Then she became nauseous and threw up
on the ground. Raising her head and wiping the vomit from her lips
and hair she said, “Are you saying I’m ugly?”

“Ugly’s not the right word, I would say plain
is a better one.”

“Plain? You might as well say I’m a dog,” she
said spitting up blood from her missing tooth.

“Just so you know, where I come from, I am
considered very hot, I am a porn star, I’ve been in over three
hundred DVD’s.”

“What did you do in the DVD’s?” he asked.

“What do you think? I fucked, sucked and
banged anyone they set me up with, I am a star.”

“No offense, but most of the women back home
look better than you.”

Livid and at the end of her rope, Cassidy
walked over to the worker and punched him in the chest. Her hand
bounced off like a rubber ball against his tight muscles.

“What are you doing?” he asked.

“Take that back before I punch you
again!”

“You punched me?” he asked. “I thought a
pebble hit me.”

Just then Dennis spoke up, “How’s it going?”
to the surprise of Cassidy and the worker. Cassidy almost shit her
pants.

“How the fuck did you get down here?” Cassidy
asked.

“I have super powers remember?”

“You said you couldn’t fit down the hole a
while ago, and now you can?”

“Oh, I didn’t use the hole, I transported
myself through the ground. It’s a new power i discovered. I can go
through walls, and water, and mountains.

“I’ve been down here ten minutes, when did
you discover this new power?”

“Five minutes ago, while I was waiting for
you to get down here.”

“I’m missing a tooth,” Cassidy said.

“I see that,” Dennis replied.

“Do you have a super power to fix that?”

“Not that I know of.”

“Can you try, seems you might have more power
than you thought."

Dennis closed his eyes and concentrated on a
new tooth for Cassidy, He waved his hands, moved his arms and
wiggled around like a worm. Then he looked at Cassidy and told her
to smile. The tooth was still gone. “Sorry, didn’t work.”

“Do you need me for anything else?” the miner
asked.

“No, but I do have a question,” Cassidy asked
rubbing her tongue where here tooth used to be. “What do you mine
down here?”

“Nothing, this isn’t an actual working mine,
we just hang out here six days a week.”

“What? Why do you do that?”

“Because our wives are bitches, and its
tradition, we’ve been doing this since the twenties.”

“So what do you do here all day?” Cassidy
asked.

“Watch sports, play video games, stuff like
that,” the miner replied.

“This is so fucked. You’re wives, as hot as
they are spend all six days a week dressed like hookers while you
guys play video games in this dark hole.”

“Yeah, kind of sucks, we’re so acclimated to
the dark that we can only come out at night.”

“Don’t you guys get horny? I mean you’re
wives are in town and you are down here?”

“That’s not a problem, you see, we hire an
escort service that sends girls down here nonstop twenty four hours
a day. There isn’t a moment when someone isn’t getting laid down
here.”

“And your wives are cool with that?” Cassidy
asked.

“I don’t know, I never asked them.”

“Do they know?”

“Yes, some of them belong to the escort
service.”

“So you might be fucking one of your buddy’s
wives?”

“I’m sure I have, I don’t ask for names.”

“Is your wife an escort?”

“Better not be, I’d fucking kill her if she
was.”

“Wait a second, are you saying its ok for you
to fuck an escort but not ok for her to be one?”

“You got it,” the miner replied.

“Isn’t that a bit hypocritical?”

“If she wants to fuck, she knows where to
find me.”

“If you want to fuck, you should know where
to find her as well,” Cassidy replied.

“You’re starting to piss me off now, I think
I’ll get back to my video game.”

“Do you get paid to play videogames and watch
sports?”

“No, my wife has a job, she pays for it
all.”

“Wow that must be nice.”

“It is, now fuck off,” the miner said and he
walked back to where he came from.

“Now what do you want to do?” Dennis asked
Cassidy.

“I want to look around, see what they got
down here,” she replied. “Can you use your superpowers to find us
something interesting to look at?”

“I don’t have xray vision remember?” Dennis
said. “But I think we should look over this way,” he said pointing
to his right, he didn’t explain why. The two hobbled down a path
lit up by lanterns placed in the walls every twenty feet. The
current path led down a long tunnel with bare walls. Seemed to be a
place that wasn’t used for video games or television watching.
“Check out these walls,” Dennis said like a geologist.

“What about them?” Cassidy asked.

“I wonder what dug out this cavern? This
doesn’t look like water wear.”

“Might have been a race of mutant human like
beings that evolved to live in caves,” Cassidy replied.

“I like that answer,” Dennis said. “I knew
you were smart, but that was pretty good.”

“Or it could be volcanic, or tectonic in
nature.”

“Let’s go with the mutant race of human
beings. If they were mutants, what do you think they would look
like?” he asked as they walked further into the cavern.

“Albino, definitely albino, with white hair
and eyes. Really creepy. And they would squint a lot and move about
using echolocation like bats do.”

“How many fingers would they have?” Dennis
asked.

“None, they would have one flapper for a
hand. That way they could burrow through the rocks.”

“Would they have a language?”

“Yes, but it would be nothing like ours, it
would be more like chirping, like a bird speaking to another
bird.”

“I see,” Dennis said. “I like that. How far
do you want to go before we head back?”

“Are you a chicken shit?”

“Yes, and I have no bread crumbs to leave
behind to follow back.”

“Fine, we can stop here and go back,” Cassidy
said with disappointment. Turning around she saw an albino creature
with white squinty eyes and a flapper for a hand. “Oh my God
Dennis, do you see that?” she asked.

Dennis jumped back a bit in shock and said,
“Where did you come from?”

The creature replied with a faint British
accent, “I was in the bathroom, why did you need to go?”

“He doesn’t chirp,” Dennis said to
Cassidy.

“I hear that,” she replied.

“Do you two need some assistance?” the
creature asked.

“We were just heading back to the main
chamber, we didn’t want to get lost,” Dennis replied.

“Really? Did they tell you about us?” the
creature asked.

“No, should they have?”

“I suppose so, we eat people like you,” the
creature replied.

“Are you kidding me?” Cassidy asked.

“No, not at all, I kind of like the taste of
human, tastes like human. That’s a little joke we like to use
before we eat you.”

“Are there more of you? We are two against
one, we can take you!” Dennis snapped back assuming a defensive
posture.

“Oh hell yes, hundreds of us, all over the
place. We don’t usually come near the main cavern, we wait for
someone like you to wander off.”

“I won’t go down without a fight,” Dennis
said holding up his fists.

“I wouldn’t expect you to, I’d expect you’d
put up a pretty good fight actually. Makes your meat tenderer. The
way I like it. Yum, I can imagine you now, chewing you up in my
mouth.”

“Step aside,” Dennis said.

“No, I don’t think so,” the creature
said.

“I said step aside!” Dennis yelled.

The creature cracked a smile and rubbed where
its nose should be. “You just wait a while until my family arrives
and we’ll take you to supper.”

Dennis bravely stepped forward and tried to
intimidate the creature into moving out of his way. The creature
didn’t move, it just continued its stupid hunched over grin. Like
it was missing dentures.

“What are you doing?” the creature asked.

“Move or I’ll move you!” Dennis yelled.

“Go ahead, try,” the creature said with a
smile.

Dennis stepped in close and pushed on the
creature. It almost fell over.

“Crap, I didn’t realize how strong you were,
you work out?” the creature asked.

“You’re a wimp, move or I’ll stomp on
you!”

“Now don’t be so judgmental, I don’t get a
lot of good nutrition down here. My arms aren’t what they used to
be.”

Dennis took a swing and backhanded the
creature across his head knocking him to the cave floor. There was
no thud, it weighed about thirty pounds.

“That fucking hurt you bastard!” the creature
said looking up at Dennis and Cassidy.

“I’m not sorry, goodbye,” Dennis said and the
two humans headed back down the cave towards the main cavern.

“Wait a second, you didn’t get your wish!”
the creature yelled.

Dennis stopped in his tracks and turned back
around. “What wish?”

“You get a wish when you beat me up,” the
creature said.

“Ok, I’ll play along, I wish I had all the
money I ever needed.”