Rivals (28 page)

    Finally, just as he was leaving for Cotchester, the PM had summoned him, wanting him to lean on the British Lions to cancel their tour of South Africa to encourage the athletes to boycott the European Games next month.

    Rupert lost his temper. 'Politics shouldn't be brought into sport,' he snapped. 'I'm not going to pressure anyone to boycott anything. You've absolutely no idea what it's like to be an athlete. How would you have liked it if the day you became Prime Minister, someone had ordered you to refuse the job, and you'd been almost certain you'd never get another chance? You can't force people to abide by principles you wouldn't dream of sticking to yourself.'

    And the Prime Minister had dismissed Rupert very frostily, saying she hoped he'd have second thoughts on the matter.

    'I feel like a football at the end of the Cup Final,' said Rupert as he collapsed into the black Government car beside Sydney, his official driver. 'Everyone's having a go at me today. Who won the three-thirty?'

    They discussed racing until the Heathrow exit, then Rupert fell asleep. Sydney liked working for Rupert. He enjoyed the

    glamour and Rupert's erratic hours brought him spectacular overtime.

    Gerald Middleton, Rupert's private secretary, sat in the back with the light on, going through Rupert's red box, streamlining as much as possible, pencilling in little notes on what action to take. Glancing at the sprawled elegant figure in front, with the head fallen sideways, Gerald fought the temptation to stroke the sleek blond hair. Rupert would never know the self-control Gerald had to exert day after day, never to betray his feelings. It must be some death wish that made him pour all his energies into Rupert's career, ensuring Rupert's rapid escalation up the political scale to the head of a far grander ministry, away from Gerald that

    is, unless Rupert did something silly, like going on Declan's programme tonight.

    Gerald looked at his watch. They were cutting it very fine. Just as well Rupert

    wouldn't have time for too many whiskys in Hospitality beforehand.

    Cameron went to the control room early. She liked to have half an hour before the programme to take a deep breath and think about what she had to do. As she closed the door, the Jaws theme belted out from the sound room next door. This joke had been going on ever since she was made Controller of Programmes. She found it very unfunny, but, looking though the glass windows and the vertical blinds at the guffawing sound men on one side and the vision controllers on the other, it obviously creased up everyone else.

    Rupert's cool unsmiling face stared out at her from every single monitor screen, except those that would feed in stills, telecine and video tape to illustrate aspects of Rupert's life during the programme. On the studio floor they were checking the order of the stills. Up on the monitor came pictures of Rupert winning the World Cup and standing on the Olympic rostrum with his arm in a sling, of his beautiful ex-wife Helen, of Beattie Johnson and Nathalie Perrault and Amanda Hamilton, wife of the Foreign Secretary. There was Jake Lovell, Rupert's arch-rival on the circuit, and his chef d'equipe, Malise Gordon, who'd ended up with Helen. They looked

    like characters in some glamorous Hollywood mini-series. Declan was clearly hell bent on carnage.

    The rest of the crew drifted into the studio after their dinner break. Daysee Butler, weighed down with stop watches and blue mascara and wearing a new pale-pink jersey with a large grey cat knitted on the front, took up her position on Cameron's left.

    'Rupert'll be here in five minutes. Go and meet him, Daysee, and take him straight to Make-up,' said Cameron.

    On the monitor she could already see Declan slumped in his wizard's chair. Flicking the key switch, she warned him of Rupert's arrival.

    'Are you going to have a drink with him beforehand?'

    'I am not.'

    He looks shattered, thought Cameron. He'd lost so much weight recently. His black hair was even more threaded with grey. The violet shadows under his eyes reminded her of Patrick. But she mustn't think of Patrick.

    'Just do a Maurice Wooton on Kim, Dec, and Tony'll die happy.'

    'As long as he dies,' growled Declan, 'I don't care if he's happy or not.'

    Rupert, Sydney and Gerald waited in Reception, looking at photographs of Declan, Charles Fairburn and James Vereker, who was no longer obscured by the Christmas tree.

    'Fuckin' 'ell, it's Farah Fawcett Major,' said Sydney, as Daysee swayed down the royal-blue steel staircase, giving them the benefit of her bouncing strawberry-blonde hair and undulating figure.

    'Can I take you straight to Make-up, Minister?' said Daysee.

    'Can't you and I go to the Cotchester Arms instead?" said Rupert.

    Daysee looked at her watch. 'I don't think there's time,' she said seriously. 'You're on in fifteen minutes.'

    'I don't want any make-up. All I need is a vast whisky, said Rupert.

    Gerald handed Daysee some photographs.

    'Here are the pix of the '76 Olympic Games.' 'Oh thanks,' said Daysee. 'I'll get Graphics to soft-mount them.'

    'Sounds like a contradiction in terms,' said Rupert. 'Soft-mounting means sticking a photograph on a background from which it can easily be peeled off,' explained Daysee patiently.

    'Definitely Farah Fawcett NCO,' muttered Rupert to Gerald as they follow Daysee upstairs.

    'You're lovely and brown,' said the make-up girl, applying a touch of Nouveau Beige to the shine on Rupert's nose and forehead.

    'Skiing last weekend,' said Rupert.

    He wondered for the millionth time why the hell he'd agreed to do this interview. Partly, he knew, it was Cameron taunting him about being afraid of Declan. But, in between frantic hard work and cavorting in bed and on the ski slopes with Nathalie Perrault, he had kept remembering Taggie in floods at Patrick's party over her father's catastrophic finances. Daysee brought Rupert a dark mahogany whisky, which Gerald immediately took to the make-up department wash basin and diluted with water.

    'You haven't eaten all day, Minister.' 'Yes, Nanny," said Rupert. 'I'd better take you down,' said Daysee. Gerald straightened Rupert's blue spotted tie. 'For Christ's sake be careful. If he asks you anything you don't like, just say you didn't come on the programme to discuss personal matters. Don't bitch up other ministers. Try not to lose your temper.'

    Rupert grinned. 'Anyone would think I was off to my first term at prep school.'

    Gerald didn't smile. 'You behave like it sometimes.'

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    Large orange letters outside the studio said: No Entry When Flashing.

    'I should think not,' said Rupert, draining his whisky and giving the glass to Daysee. 'Do they want me to expose myself on air?'

    'Christ, he's photogenic," said Cameron in the gallery, as she watched Rupert sit down opposite a tense, unsmiling Declan. 'Look at that jawline, and the way his eyes lengthen when he smiles.'

    'Declan's nervous,' said the Vision Mixer, as the sound man tested both men for level. 'Listen to the quiver in his voice.'

    In his earpiece, Declan could now hear Daysee discussing a boyfriend who was coming to dinner tomorrow.

    'The recipe says lots of garlic, but I think I'll leave it out. That Rupert's dead attractive, isn't he?'

    Declan looked at Rupert, lounging, so relaxed, radiating elitism and privilege with his Red Indian suntan, his beautifully cut suit and his blue silk shirt matching his insolent blue eyes. He thought of Taggie sobbing with humiliation after Valerie Jones's party, and of Maud sobbing in his arms the night of Patrick's twenty-first, and his resolve hardened.

    'Either of you need a touch-up?" asked the make-up girl, whisking on with her steel basket.

    'I'd love to give you one,' said Rupert.

    The make-up girl blushed. Rupert leaned forward and looked at the name-tape on one of Declan's odd socks. It said Charlotte Webster-Lee.

    'She's a friend of Caitlin's,' snapped Declan.

    'I think I used to know her mother very well,' said Rupert. 'Is Charlotte blonde with blue eyes?'

    Can't he let up for a second? thought Declan savagely.

    Trouble ahead, decided Rupert, as he chatted idly with the crew about Cotchester's chances against Wandsworth United on Saturday. This man's out to bury me.

    'One minute to air, Declan,' said the Floor Manager.

    'Good luck,' said Cameron.

    'Stand by tape,' said Daysee.

    The floor manager raised his hand to cue Declan, the red light flashed on, and he was off.

    'My guest tonight needs no introduction. He has been described as the greatest show jumper in the world, the handsomest man in England, the icing on the cake of the Tory party. He is, of course, the Minister for Sport, and the MP for Chalford and Bisley, Rupert Campbell-Black.'

    Dispensing with the introductory package, Declan weighed straight in: 'Do you mind being described as the handsomest man in England?'

    'Why should I?'

    'You're not frightened of being dismissed just as a pretty face?'

    'No.'

    'Of being dragged into the Tory party just to add an element of much-needed glamour?'

    'No, because it's not true.'

    'For what other reason could you possibly have been brought in?' said Declan dismissively.

    'I know more about sport than anyone else in the party,' said Rupert simply. 'Having lasted in show jumping for sixteen years on what must be the most gruelling circuits in the world, I can cope with the pressures. One day you're king of the castle in show jumping, next day you're bottom of the

    heap. It's helped me to be resilient about the ups and downs of politics.'

    'Do you find politics as satisfying as show-jumping?'

    'Of course not, but it has its compensations.'

    'What are they?'

    The Olympic Fund has just passed four million and we've still got eighteen months to go. Soccer violence is down by seventy percent. Comprehensive schools are gradually upping competitive sport and' Rupert

    grinned nastily 'England

    trounced Ireland at rugger last Saturday.'

    Gerald, sipping Perrier in the board room, winced. That was a cheap point. Rupert shouldn't have made it.

    The Government makes two hundred million pounds a year from tax on football pools,' accused Declan, 'and yet you're asking the clubs to spend two million this year tightening up their security to reduce football violence. Why don't you give them some help?'

    'With footballers earning one hundred thousand pounds a year and stars like Garry Lineker changing hands for over a million I think the football clubs can put their own houses in order.'

    'Some people feel you're taking a strong line on soccer violence because it's electorally attractive.'

    'Do they?' said Rupert politely.

    Shit, thought Declan, I walked right into that one.

    Rupert relented: 'Just because something is electorally attractive, doesn't make it wrong. I want to clean up the terraces and make them safe places for fathers to take their families again or

    the game'll be drained of its support and future talent.'

    Declan changed tack: 'I see from the evening paper that you're backing the British Lions tour of South Africa, thereby giving your blessing to a corrupt and evil regime.'

    'Rubbish,' said Rupert, wondering if the PM was listening. 'Sport's outside politics. Athletes are so briefly at their peak, they should be allowed to compete where and against whom they like. It's bloody easy to have principles when you're not making the sacrifices.'

    And so the programme went on, with nice bitchy repartee flashing back and forth, but on the whole Rupert deflected Declan's needling easily.

    Then Declan said: 'You've been described as the Prime Minister's blue-eyed boy.'

    'Boy's pushing it. I'm thirty-seven,' said Rupert, 'but as I've got blue eyes, I don't see how I could be anything else.'

    'She seems to prefer good-looking men.'

    'She'd need her head examined if she didn't,' said Rupert coldly. 'Do you prefer dogs yourself?'

    'You've always got on well with women,' said Declan. 'Wasn't it Amanda Hamilton -' a large glamorous picture of the Foreign Secretary's wife appeared on the screen 'who

    drew you into politics?'

    'And her husband Rollo,' said Rupert quickly. 'They both

    encouraged me.'

    Despite repeated probing from Declan, Rupert refused to give an inch on the subject of Amanda Hamilton.

    'It was Mrs Hamilton,' said Declan pointedly, 'who drove you down to your first meeting with your constituency. Do you find a conflict between your ministerial and constituency

    duties?'

    'Of course,' snapped Rupert. 'I don't have enough time to devote to my constituency. They come first; they're the people who voted me in. I've lived in the area all my life, and I don't want a bloody great motorway half a mile from Penscombe any more than they do.' Gerald put his head in his hands. Tony, purring with pleasure, was pacing up and down the board-room carpet. 'Rupert is beginning to lose his temper,' he said softly. I can't help it, thought Sarah, I still love him. 'Was it merely lust for power that drove you into politics?' asked Declan dismissively.

    'It certainly wasn't the money, or the free time,' snapped Rupert. 'Most ministers are hopelessly overworked. The civil service want control and pile work on to keep us quiet. Sometimes you get home at three in the morning after a session in the House, then still have to go through your box. That's when the trouble starts. You're so zonked you OK a nuclear power station in your constituency and six months later you realize to your horror what you've done. I'm very lucky. I have an exceptional private secretary in Gerald Middleton. He does all my donkey work, and wraps my knuckles if I go too far. I'm also lucky,' went on Rupert, yawning ostentatiously, 'because on the circuit I learnt to grab sleep at any time.'

    'With anyone?' said Declan. He was taunting Rupert now.

    'No,' drawled Rupert. 'I've always been selective.'

    'That's not what your press cuttings say.'

    A still of Samantha Freebody, the starlet who'd told all about sleeping with Rupert while he was married, appeared on the screen, followed by a succession of beauties including Amanda Hamilton's daughter, Georgina, Beattie Johnson and Nathalie Perrault.

    'Coming to 2. We must catch Rupert's reaction after this lot,' said Cameron. 'Take 2.'

    But Rupert's face was expressionless.

    Declan picked up a cutting from the table: 'One Gloucestershire peer has described you as "rather a nasty virus, that everyone's wife caught sooner or later".'

    'If you'd seen his wife, it's definitely later,' said Rupert lightly, but there was a muscle going in his cheek.

    'With the advent of AIDS, don't you feel you should mend your ways?'

    'Sure,' said Rupert. 'I'm giving up casual sex for Lent.'

    Tony was getting restless, and, picking up a telephone, dialled the control room:

    Tell Declan to stop farting around and put the boot in.'

    'Tony says put the boot in, Declan,' Cameron told Declan. 'Get him on to cruelty.'

    Declan squared his shoulders. 'Over the past two years you've expressed sympathy for the football hooligans.'

    Rupert stared at his shoes. 'Most of them probably lead appallingly dull lives during the week. Many are out of work,

    or just turning lathes in a factory. The terraces are their stage, their chance to vent the frustrations of the week. They generally riot because they're losing, or there's been a bad penalty at half-time.'

    'You were a bad loser, weren't you?' said Declan gently.

    It was the voice of Torquemada, the pale intent face of the Grand Inquisitor.

    Rupert looked wary: 'What's the point of competing -except to win?"

    'Even to the extent of beating up your horses?" Rupert's eyes narrowed, but he just stared back at Declan, saying nothing.

    'Look at this picture,' said Declan, showing a still of a horse so thin it was almost a skeleton.

    'This was one of your horses, Macaulay. You beat him up so badly he wouldn't jump for you, so you sold him to the Middle East, where he ended up in the stone quarries."

    'That was bad luck,' said Rupert. 'I sold half-a-dozen horses to the same Sheik. One of them's at stud in America now. Two of them are still with him. The horse didn't click with him so he sold it on.'

    'And your deadly enemy Jake Lovell nursed the horse back to health, and then entered it in the World Championship, and in the finals, when you all had to ride each other's horses, Macaulay wasn't very keen on having you on his back. Remember this?'

    On the screen came a clip of Rupert being finally bucked off, then being chased round the ring by the maddened horse, before taking refuge in the centre of a vast jump.

    'Coming to 2, take 2,' screamed Cameron, frantic once again to get the reaction on Rupert's face. But once again it was completely blank. Only his long fingers clenched round the glass of water on the table betrayed any emotion.

    'He's going to walk out,' said Tony happily.

    'You'd beaten up that horse so badly,' said Declan, almost in a whisper, 'that it remembered and went for you. What d'you feel seeing that clip today?'

    There was another long pause.

    That I was in the wrong sport,' said Rupert slowly. 'With me running that fast, neither Seb Coe nor Lovell would have had a chance against me in the 1500 metres.'

    For a second the two men glared at each other. Then Rupert grinned and Declan started to laugh.

    'Have you got any regrets you treated your horses so badly?'

    'I didn't treat them all badly or they wouldn't have jumped so well. Of course I regret it, but it helped me understand the football hooligans; poor sods out of work, their fathers out of work, often their grandfathers too. Out of sheer frustration at not winning, they resort to violence.'

    'You were in work.'

    'I know. There was really no excuse.'

    'You treated women very badly in the past.'

    Rupert shrugged helplessly. 'I liked winning there too."

    'Jake Lovell,' went on Declan remorselessly, 'was your arch rival because you bullied him at school.'

    'Are we having oranges at half-time?' protested Rupert, shaking his head.

    Declan smiled slightly. 'Jake Lovell finally got his revenge by running off with your wife, Helen, in the middle of the 1980 Olympics. How did you feel at the time?'

    Rupert'll kill Declan in a minute, thought Gerald in panic. No one's ever dared ask him these questions.

    'I was principally outraged that she should distract me and Jake, when we should have been concentrating on a team gold,' said Rupert.

    'But you still got your medal, despite dislocating your shoulder, and riding with one arm.'

    'That was just to show them that, even riding one man short and one man injured, we could beat the whole world.'

    Prompted by Declan, Rupert went on to talk about the Olympics and Rocky, the horse he'd won a gold medal on, who still lived at Penscombe.