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Authors: Jilly Cooper

Tags: #General, #General & Literary Fiction, #Fiction - General, #Television actors and actresses, #Television programs, #Modern fiction, #Modern & contemporary fiction (post c 1945), #Cabinet officers, #Women Television Producers and Directors, #Aristocracy (Social class), #Fiction

Rivals (72 page)

    Cameron grinned. 'Touche.' Then instantly she became serious again. 'But that was because Tony Baddingham was inordinately fond of me and gave me carte blanche to ride roughshod over all the staff, and also gave me an unlimited budget, while cutting the budgets of all other programmes to nothing. Morale at Corinium was and is absolutely rock bottom.

    'Declan O'Hara -' she looked at Declan, pleading with him to glance up or react in some way 'is

    one of the all-time greats of television. But when he was at Corinium, he was very nearly broken by Tony, who forced him to interview people of total insignificance, big businessmen, local dignitaries, people whose influence he believed he needed to win the franchise. Fortunately Declan escaped and formed Venturer.

    I've spent the last two months working with him and learnt that you don't need to terrorize people, or reduce them to hanging themselves, to make good programmes. Once you've got the authority, if you'll forgive the pun, you get far more out of people by kindness and interest in their welfare.'

    The Welsh judge put on his spectacles for a better look at Cameron. Really she was a most astonishingly attractive girl. She could read for the Bar if ever she got fed up with television.

    'ITV audience figures are plummeting,' went on Cameron accusingly, 'because so many of the programmes are so awful, and because most of the companies are run by accountants who aren't prepared to take risks any more. Why spend ten million on a serial which may fail, when for peanuts you can buy a quiz from another company?

    'Venturer's going to change all that. We're going to revitalize ITV and not only make really good programmes right across the board, but also change the scheduling of the whole network so it's based on an exact analysis of what the public wants. At the moment it is simply a ragbag of whatever happens to be lying around, or fits in with the resources of the contributing company. We know what difficulties lie ahead. We know we can't produce profitable results if we have to make continually uplifting programmes. We'll need your help, understanding and guidance all along the way. But I promise you, unlike Corinium, we are not April when we woo, and December when we wed. I'm sorry, I've gone on too long.' She collapsed back into her chair, embarrassed.

    It was some comfort that Rupert put his hand over hers with real pride.

    'Normally your chairman would sum up at this stage, but I think we've all heard quite enough about Venturer's policy from Miss Cook,' said Lady Gosling. 'Thank you all for coming.'

    After all the effort it was a very curt dismissal. Feeling utterly despondent, Venturer filed out of the room. Even worse, as they were smuggled out of the underground car park they went slap into the press, who were out in force clamouring to get a quote from Rupert about the memoirs. Fortunately they concentrated on getting pictures of him and didn't notice the rest of the moles cringing inside the convoy of cars.

    For want of anything better to do, they all went back to Freddie's for a wake. On the way there, Janey, Billy and Freddie fold Cameron about Declan. and Maud.

    'But the IBA ought to be told,' stormed Cameron. 'Someone's got to wise them up what an absolute bastard Tony is.'

    'You made a pretty good job of it just now,' said Freddie. 'And Declan won't hear of it.'

    As soon as he got to Freddie's, Rupert took Cameron aside.

    'Thank you for turning up, sweetheart. You were absolutely

    marvellous.'

    Cameron shrugged. 'If you can get a gold with a dislocated shoulder, I can talk too much with a broken heart.'

    'Christ, I admire you.'

    'I'd so much rather you'd loved me,' said Cameron sadly.

    For a second Rupert lowered her dark glasses, and winced to see how red and swollen from crying her eyes were.

    'I'm so sorry, angel. You know you can stay on at Penscombe as long as you like. I won't be there for the next

    few weeks.'

    'Where are you going?' asked Cameron, suddenly frantic.

    'America, this afternoon. The only hope is to get the hell out of England until the dust settles.'

    'So you won't be back for Christmas?'

    Rupert shook his head wearily. 'What Christmas?'

    'Or for the IBA verdict on the 15th?'

    The result's a foregone conclusion. Couldn't you feel the tidal waves of disapproval and distaste emanating from those tweed bosoms throughout the interview? We haven't a hope.'

    'Probably not,' said Cameron, glancing at Declan who was now slumped in a chair, shivering uncontrollably with an untouched glass of whisky in his hand. 'But Declan's going to need a lot of support in the next few days.'

    'Not from me,' said Rupert bitterly. 'The best thing for all

    the O'Haras would be to have me out of their hair.' He looked at his watch. 'I'd better be off.'

    'Can I ask you just one favour?' said Cameron. 'Could I possibly keep Blue?'

    The doorbell rang and they both jumped thinking it might be Taggie. Freddie's secretary answered it and the next moment a man marched into the room. For a second Cameron thought she was hallucinating, for it seemed as if the old Declan, the forceful, confident, aggressive, clear-eyed, suntanned Declan, whom she remembered so clearly that first day he arrived at Corinium, had just walked through the door. Then she realized it was Patrick, thickened out, weathered and bronzed from five months working on a sheep farm. He'd obviously come straight from the airport, and being Patrick, even in a family crisis, had bothered to buy duty free whisky and cigarettes. He'd need them both over the next few days.

    Near to tears, Declan rose to his feet. Ignoring everyone else in the room, Patrick went over and put his arms round him.

    'It's all right, Pa,' he said gently, 'I rang home first. Taggie told me about Mum. It was a terrible thing for her to do, but she had reasons. It'll be all right. It's you she loves. She'll come back.'

    He was like the father comforting the child.

    'She sabotaged the franchise,' groaned Declan, 'and it was all my fault.'

    'Rubbish,' said Patrick. 'The responsibility for that lies elsewhere.'

    He let go of Declan and turned towards Rupert, his face hardening. 'You deliberately set out to seduce Cameron because you wanted her on Venturer's side, didn't you? Well that's for fucking her up.' The next moment he'd smashed his fist into Rupert's right jaw and, as Rupert reeled sideways, caught totally by surprise, Patrick hit him again on the right eye with his other fist. 'And that's for fucking up Taggie,' he added, as Rupert crashed to the ground.

    In the press over the weekend there was endless speculation as to which of the wronged husbands named in Rupert's bonk-statement (as the memoirs were now known), had given Rupert the black eye.

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    The next two weeks were terrible for Venturer. Deeply guilty that his utter failure to pull himself together at the meeting had finally cost them the franchise, Declan went home to Penscombe. Taggie and Patrick made sure he was never alone, as he seemed to sink deeper and deeper into depression, constantly vacillating between loathing Maud for betraying him and longing to have her back. There was no word from her; she seemed to have totally vanished.

    Patrick, displaying patience and understanding way beyond his years, spent hours talking to his father: 'Taggie said Mum was absolutely gibbering with terror before The Merry Widow. It was such a colossal distance from obscurity back to the limelight. A little amateur production perhaps to you, but to her it wasn't just an extra step to cross the Frogsmore, but a vast leap over a five-hundred-foot-deep ravine. She needed you so desperately to witness her triumph or catch her if she fell.'

    'I know,' groaned Declan. 'Because I always had to fight so hard to keep her, I never realized how much she needed me.'

    'And you know she lives any part she plays. In her head she's now become poor bullied Nora in A Doll's House, marching out with a slammed door on an insensitive tyrannical husband. She wanted to hit back, to slam the door on your figures.

    'And finally you mustn't underestimate the influence of Tony Baddingham. I know the effect he had on Cameron. He is pure lago. He only had to point out how brilliant, beautiful and sexually voracious Cameron was; how you were spending more and more time with her; how could the two of you not be having an affair? You know what an imagination Mum has. This was even more immediate than P. D. James. Imagine, too, the appalling things he must have said about you, and finally the escape from poverty he offered her: new dresses, new jewels, furs, no more brown envelopes, or creditors at the gate, even warmth.' Patrick shivered. After the Australian summer The Priory central heating left a great deal to be desired. 'And he was around all the time, and you were away, or preoccupied with the franchise or Yeats, and Mum was probably turned on because the whole thing was so utterly verboten. All he had to do was to switch on his electric carving knife, dip it in washing-up machine powder and turn it in the wound.' Declan winced: "I can understand all that, but deliberately

    to hand over all our secrets.'

    'She may not have done,' said Patrick. 'Taggie was out a lot cooking. Tony probably came to the house. The plans were on your desk. Your writing isn't that indecipherable.'

    'D'you think I should go round to The Falconry and kill

    him?'

    Patrick gave a wintry smile. 'I wouldn't. You know how

    Lady Gosling abhors violence.'

    Taggie, who was kept enormously busy cooking for parties and filling up people's deep freezes for Christmas, made heroic attempts to be cheerful, but she worried Patrick far more than Declan. Never one to grumble, she refused to discuss Rupert, but Patrick knew she was bleeding to death inside.

    Outside, the weather was frantically warmer, the snow thawed in patches, leaving fantastic shapes, a sea horse there, a camel here. All down the valley the streams that tumbled into the Frogsmore were still frozen into dirty grey glaciers. Wandering numbly through the fields with the dogs, Taggie

    only noticed the flattened tufts of thick tawny grass sticking up through the snow, like the heads of a thousand Ruperts slain in battle.

    'Too long a sacrifice,' quoted Patrick bitterly, thinking too of his own situation, 'can make a stone of the heart.'

    Cameron, mercifully, was still very busy editing Yeats (Declan had lost all interest in the project), and setting up the programme on stepmothers which Channel Four had commissioned. She popped over on several occasions to cheer Declan up, but managed to avoid times when Patrick was at home. Patrick didn't know if she'd gone back to Tony, or whether Tony was looking after his mother. He and Taggie decided it would be better to do nothing until after the franchise results were announced.

    Sunday, 15th December was D-Day. The form was that from nine o'clock onwards, in an atmosphere of high drama and secrecy, the existing managing directors of all the commercial television companies would roll up at the IBA in their limos at quarter of an hour intervals. Driving past the battalions of reporters, photographers and camera crews, they would be ushered once again into the building from the underground car park and be whizzed up in the lift to yet another empty office. Here, not unlike the suitors in The Merchant of Venice, they would be handed a sealed envelope from Lady Gosling and then be left alone to open it and learn if they had held onto their franchise, or whether, as in some instances, they had to merge with their rivals. Allowed a few minutes to digest this information, they would then be summoned to Lady Gosling's office for a brief word of congratulation or commiseration. Afterwards they would leave the building by the back door or by the front, having sworn not to reveal a word of the results to the press. After all the existing contractors had been seen, the contenders, who hoped to depose them, would come in one by one after lunch and endure the same procedure.

    At four-thirty Lady Gosling would call a press conference to announce the results, which would simultaneously be rushed to the Stock Exchange and the Home Secretary, who would inform the Prime Minister.

    Tony Baddingham was so certain he had retained the Corinium franchise that he'd taken a suite overnight at the Hyde Park Hotel.

    Expectation had been boosted by front-page forecasts in most of the Sunday papers of a definite Corinium victory. The Krug was therefore flowing at a reception for the press and for all Tony's Corinium supporters, as he left for his twelve o'clock appointment with the IBA.

    Tony was relieved the contenders weren't being seen until the afternoon. He would need police protection if he met Declan in the lift. He preferred to gloat over Venturer's utter humiliation at a distance.

    It was a bitterly cold grey day, with an icy wind, which razor-cut the face far more effectively than any East End villain. Rather than walk the two hundred yards from the Hyde Park Hotel to the IBA, Tony made Percy drive round the park and approach 80 Brompton Road from South Kensington. Innumerable cameramen and journalists were mingling on the pavement with the Christmas shoppers as his Rolls drew up.

    Never one to resist publicity, Tony decided to go in through the front door and let Percy take the Rolls round to the car park. There was a frenzy of activity and popping of flashbulbs as he got out. Tony had always kept a high profile; most of the press recognized him. Posing for thirty seconds in his Garrick tie and new Ł900 suit, he told the grey forest of microphones that he didn't believe in jumping the gun, but he was confident, quietly confident, that he'd still be in business that afternoon, before scurrying through the revolving doors of the IBA.

    'Arrogant focker,' snarled Declan who was watching ITN at Freddie's house. 'Don't talk about guns in my presence,

    you bastard.'

    'Don't watch it,' said Patrick, switching off the television. 'It'll only upset you. You ought to change soon, and have a shave.'

    'What's the point of looking pretty for a firing squad?'

    The door bell rang. Declan started. Why did he pray each time it might be Maud?

    'I'll answer it,' said Freddie.

    Freddie's heart was heavy. He knew there was no hope of Venturer getting the franchise, but he'd tried to keep everyone's spirits up for the last two weeks and tried even harder to be a good husband to Valerie. In return Valerie hadn't even bothered to come up to London today, she so detested failure. But as Freddie peered through the spyhole, he felt his heart expand in joy and gratitude, for there, her face as red and purple with cold as a mandrill's bottom, stood Lizzie. Never was a door opened so fast. As he drew her into the house out of the sight of any lurking press, she fell into his arms.

    'You shouldn't be here,' he mumbled incoherently.

    'I know I shouldn't,' said Lizzie, 'but James is being so smug, and I couldn't sit around drinking Tony's champagne. I thought it would poison me.'

    At Tony's house in Rutland Gate, totally oblivious of the franchise affair, with only thought for one another, Caitlin O'Hara and Archie Baddingham met up on the first day of the school holidays.

    'Are you sure it's safe,' asked Caitlin as they went into Monica's bedroom, 'and your father won't descend down the chimney like Father Christmas?'

    'No, they'll be whooping it up all day at the Hyde Park,' said Archie. 'And poor Mum will spend her time fending off kisses from ghastly drunken hangers-on like James Vereker. I'm sorry your father hasn't got it.'

    'It's a shame,' said Caitlin. 'He worked jolly hard. So did Tag.'

    'I'll support you,' said Archie, putting a bottle of Sancerre and two glasses on his mother's bedside table. 'Look, are you sure you want to go through with this, and wouldn't rather wait until after we're married?'

    Caitlin, who, despite her habitual air of unconcern, was trembling like an earthquake, shook her head. 'Most people sleep together first these days, just to find out whether they're sexually compatible. Anyway, I reached the age of consent last week. It's awfully tidy in here.' She looked round in amazement. 'You ought to see my parents' bedroom. D'you think we ought to put a red towel underneath us? It'd be so awful if I bled all over your mother's sheets.'

    'What time is it?' whispered Archie.

    'One forty-five,' said Caitlin, looking at the flickering red figures of the digital clock. 'Why?'

    "I want to remember what time the most important thing in my life took place,' said Archie, as he unbuttoned her black cardigan.

    He looks terrible, thought Taggie, as she brushed Declan's dark-blue suit and straightened his tie. The new Harvie and Hudson green-and-blue-striped shirt Cameron had bought him last week in honour of the occasion was already too big. In the last fortnight the thick black hair had become almost entirely silver, and despair and grief had dug even deeper trenches on his forehead and on either side of his

    mouth.

    The clock struck two.

    'Car's here, Declan,' called Freddie from the hall. 'Good luck,' said Taggie, hugging him. 'It'll be over in half

    an hour.'

    One by one the members of Venturer shook Declan's hand and wished him well. Billy gave him the faded four-leaf clover he'd worn in his boot when he'd won the show-jumping silver in Colombia. Henry Hampshire gave him a piece of white heather, foisted on him by a gypsy outside Harrods that morning. Rupert had sent a telex from LA. Professor Gray-stock and the Bishop of Cotchester were no doubt at this moment enjoying their second helpings of roast beef in Gloucestershire. Everyone waved to Declan as he set off.

    'Majestic though in ruin,' said Patrick ruefully.

    'Not yet,' boomed Dame Enid. 'Don't be so defeatist, boy.'

    The media went berserk as Declan's car drew up. It had been a long, cold, somewhat boring day. Not admitted inside the IBA for reasons of security, they had spent their time belting the hundred yards between the front of the building and the back, desperate to get a story. Managing Directors of television companies are enormously powerful but not always very well-known men. One camera crew had had the embarrassment of asking their own Chief Executive what television company he worked for. Another crew wasted a lot of film on their own press officer.

    But everyone knew Declan. Many of the crews had worked with him, and loved him, and wished he could have won. The Christmas shoppers, battered by the cold and each other, knew him too, and cheered and mobbed him. It took him several minutes to fight his way across Brompton Road and, as he went in through the revolving doors, a fat woman gave him a piece of holly for good luck. Coming the other way was Johnny Abrahams, his old boss at the BBC who'd put in a bid to oust Granada.

    'How did you do?' asked Declan. 'They told us to go home,' said Johnny despondently. Declan was taken up in the grey steel lift to the eighth floor and ushered into a large office which said 'Members' Viewing Room' on the door. Inside, a lot of maroon chairs were lined up in front of a large screen. The grey telephone in the corner was dead. A smell of turkey drifted down the passage, the aftermath of Lady Gosling's festive lunch. Out of the window he could see Knightsbridge and the north-east corner of Harrods, strawberry roan against a sullen grey sky with its coloured flags fretted by the icy wind.

    He looked down at the piece of holly which still had two red berries. It was nice that all those people had been pleased to see him. Perhaps one day, when he'd got this mockery of a franchise behind him, he might work again. He wondered what Maud was doing; probably celebrating at the Hyde Park Hotel with Tony by now. Directly below him was Lancelot Place. It was ironic that he was the Arthur who'd promised the IBA Camelot, and Tony was the Lancelot who'd stolen his Guinevere. Oh Christ, he groaned, how could he possibly ever do anything in life without her?

    'Mr O'Hara.'

    Declan started violently, looking round stupidly. A kind-faced woman in spectacles had walked through the door with a tray full of envelopes and handed a white one and a larger brown one to him.

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