Rivals (73 page)

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Authors: Jilly Cooper

Tags: #General, #General & Literary Fiction, #Fiction - General, #Television actors and actresses, #Television programs, #Modern fiction, #Modern & contemporary fiction (post c 1945), #Cabinet officers, #Women Television Producers and Directors, #Aristocracy (Social class), #Fiction

    'Your envelopes. Best of luck.'

    Thank you,' muttered Declan.

    He waited politely until she'd gone, then shoved them in his coat pocket. Like bills, he never believed in opening unpleasant things. Out of the window he saw a group of horses and riders jingling back to the stables at Hyde Park, back to oats and a warm straw bed. Christ, how peaceful in life to be a horse. And how beautiful they were. He'd have to put The Priory on the market immediately, but he might get a day or two's hunting before he left.

    'Mr O'Hara.'

    'I'm sorry. I was just leaving.'

    'Would you come upstairs and have a word with Lady Gosling?'

    'Not much point really. Nice of her to bother, though.'

    'She asked me to collect you,' said the bespectacled woman firmly.

    Lady Gosling sat in her office, behind a huge desk. The Director General and his deputy sat on the sofa. The room was full of smoke. They'd obviously all had a good lunch.

    'Good afternoon, Mr O'Hara.' Lady Gosling rose slightly, holding out her thin freckled hand.

   Declan held out his, realized he was still holding the bit of holly, and blushed.

    'Rather premature to celebrate,' said Lady Gosling dryly. 'I should sit down if I were you.'

    Declan mumbled he would prefer to stand.

    'Well,' she began sternly. 'There were certainly some patchy moments in your bid. Freddie Jones obviously has an exceptional grasp of finance, and Cameron Cook was first class. What a very bright, courageous girl. And, of course,

    some of your programme plans are extremely interesting.' -What's she going on about? thought Declan wearily. It was

    like a condemned man being told that he's got a really sympathetic hangman.

    'Some of the publicity, on the other hand, has been

    perfectly frightful,' went on Lady Gosling fiercely. 'And your security left a lot to be desired. However, we were impressed'

    by this.' She handed Declan some sheets of paper.

    At the top of the first were three typewritten lines. It was

    a little time before Declan's tired eyes could make out what:

    they said.

    'We, the undersigned, wish to state we would like to support Declan O'Hara's bid for the Corinium franchise. He makes the kind of television we believe in, and in the brief time he was at Corinium we were all impressed by his utter integrity and kindness to staff at all levels. If his consortium were awarded the franchise we would all like to work for him.'

    Slowly, slowly, Declan's eyes travelled down the list of names: Georgie Baines, Cyril Peacock, Daysee Butler, Deirdre Kilpatrick, Mike Meadows, then on to PAs, tea girls, secretaries, production buyers, designers, security men, receptionists, best boys, gaffers, producers, sparks, riggers, researchers, make-up girls, engineers, floor managers, directors, commissionaires, canteen ladies, sound men, vision mixers. He turned the page. The list went on in three columns down to the bottom of the next page, and then down to the bottom of the next and swam before his eyes.

    Declan turned towards the window. The horses had all gone in. He pressed his hands to his eyes, his great shoulders shaking.

    'That's a most impressive document,' said Lady Gosling gently. 'I should frame it and look at it if ever you feel low.'

    Declan turned to her, frantically rubbing his eyes.

    'I'm sorry to let them down,' he said in a choked voice. 'It was good of you to show it to me.'

    'On the contrary,' said Lady Gosling. 'You haven't let them down at all. Why don't you open those envelopes.'

    Still clutching his piece of holly, Declan's hands were trembling so much, he tore the white envelope and had to piece the letter together.

    'Dear Mr O'Hara,' he read incredulously, 'We have great pleasure in telling you that the Venturer Consortium has been awarded the Corinium franchise.'

    Declan read the letter three times in silence. Then he opened the brown envelope, which contained contractual

    details.

    'I wouldn't bother to try and absorb those at the moment,' chipped in the Director General, also in a slightly unsteady voice, 'but it's all good news. Well done.'

    In silence Declan shook hands with them, then presented the piece of holly to Lady Gosling and walked out of the room. Totally forgetting Freddie's driver waiting in the underground car park, he took a lift to the ground floor. Outside the building the press surged forward.

    'How d'yer do, Declan?'

    Then, seeing he was fighting back the tears, they divided and let him through as he walked unsteadily off in the general direction of Holland Park.

    Gathered round the radio, because there was no television news till six o'clock, the Venturer consortium pounced on every bit of news. A great cheer went up when the reporter said that Tony Baddingham had been seen driving away from the building looking stony-faced.

    'Perhaps we haven't come to another wake, after all,' said Freddie, in amazement. 'Let's have a drink anyway.'

    'Maybe the IBA want us to merge in some way with Corinium,' suggested Cameron.

    'Count me out then,' said Charles. 'I'd rather stay on the

    dole.'

    They all jumped as the wireless crackled.

    The latest news on the franchise front,' said the commentator, 'is that Declan O'Hara has just come out of the IBA building in tears, so I'm afraid things look bleak for Venturer. He's just walked through the crowds and was last seen headingtowards South Kensington tube station like a man in deep shock.'

    Cameron looked at Patrick. That's that, then.'

   That bugger Baddingham's beaten us after all,' said Dame Enid furiously. 'I'm bloody well going to tell Gwendolyn Gosling how he enticed Maud away and bribed Beattie Johnson. I don't give a damn what Declan says, we must be] able to appeal.'

    'I don't fink we can,' said Freddie wearily. The decision's final.'

    'Nothing's final,' said Dame Enid briskly.

    Taggie went white. 'You don't think Daddy will do something silly?'

    'Of course not,' snapped Cameron, because she had thought the same thing and was frightened too.

    Lizzie took Freddie's hand. 'I'm so sorry, darling.'

    Freddie shook his head, near to tears too, unable to speak.

    Next minute Freddie's chauffeur rang from the car: 'I 'card the bad news on the radio, Mr J. I've picked up Mr O'Hara at South Ken.'

    'Is he OK?' said Freddie.

    'Well, he's not making much sense, but I'll bring him back to Holland Park.'

    Ten minutes later Declan walked into the drawing-room. For a second he looked like a thundercloud, so they all knew finally there was absolutely no hope. Then for the first time in weeks, he gave his wicked schoolboy grin: 'It's all right, my darlings. We got it.'

    There was a stunned silence, followed by an explosion of cheering; everyone was hugging each other. Janey burst into tears, so did Charles. Dame Enid and Billy were wiping their eyes.

    'Fuckin' 'ell,' yelled Freddie, jumping up and down.

    'Good Lord,' said Henry.

    Taggie suddenly found herself hugging Cameron. 'We got it,' they both screamed simultaneously.

    'Are you quite, quite sure?' said Bas incredulously. 'Can we see the proof?'

    Grinning broadly, Declan got the torn white letter out of his pocket. Everyone crowded round to have a look.

    'Bloody hell, it's true,' said Janey, giving a whoop of joy and hugging Billy. 'We can move back to Penscombe.'

    'I'm going to be the next Trevor MacDonald,' shouted

    Wesley.

    'I might even keep my cottage after all,' said Marti.

    'What decided them finally to give it to us?' Cameron asked Declan over the Tarzan howls and the deafening fusillade of champagne corks.

    'Mostly you,' said Declan, putting an arm round her shoulders. They thought you were marvellous, and they adored Freddie, but it was everyone,' he went on, raising his hand for silence. 'It was all of you turning up at the IBA that finally swung it. A case of everyone ventured, everything won. In the end, none but the brave deserved the franchise.' He wiped his eyes. 'I'm so proud and happy for

    us all.'

    'So am I,' said Henry, who'd been laboriously doing sums on the back of an envelope, 'I had one thousand pounds on

    us at 2-1.' 'Christ,' said Bas. 'You can almost buy Joanna Lumley for

    that.' Everyone screamed with laughter and started hugging

    everyone else all over again.

    Over at Rutland Gate, Caitlin lay in Archie's arms.

    'Are you sure that was all right,' he asked her for the hundredth time, as he stroked her flat white belly.

    'Of course it was.'

    'I thought guys were supposed to go off girls the moment they'd had them, but I love you more than ever. You're so beautiful. Did it hurt very much?'

    Caitlin giggled: 'One has to suffer to be beautiful. And we've got the whole holidays ahead of us. Have you got masses of work to do?'

    'Yes,' said Archie.

    'So have I. We can do it together.''Are you hungry? I am. I'll see if there's anything in the larder.' Archie got up. Naked, still slightly plump, but to Caitlin entirely beautiful, he peered through the curtains. At three-thirty, it was getting dark.

    'Holy shit,' said Archie. 'My mother's just getting out of a taxi.'

    Frantically Caitlin kicked the bottle under the bed, put the two glasses in the bedside cupboard, dragged on her jeans, her black cardigan and her boots, and shoved her shirt, bra, pants and socks into her carrier bag. Archie turned off the bedroom lights.

    Going into the drawing-room a minute later, Monica found Archie and Caitlin sitting on either side of an empty fireplace. Caitlin was reading Country Life upside-down.

    'Hullo, Mummy,' said Archie heartily, getting up and kissing her. 'I thought you'd be at Dad's celebration piss-up. I was about to join you.'

    'It's been cancelled,' said Monica numbly. 'We've lost the franchise.'

    'What!' exploded Archie. 'We couldn't have. All the papers said it was in the bag.'

    'They were wrong. For security, the IBA leave MI5 standing.'

    'My God, I'm sorry.'

    Caitlin couldn't take it in. 'D'you mean Daddy's got it?' she said slowly.

    'I don't know.' Monica looked at Caitlin dazedly. 'I suppose so.'

    Still in her fur coat and headscarf, she sat down very suddenly on the sofa, stared at her rough gardening hands, with their huge diamonds, and burst into tears. Archie, who'd only seen his mother cry once years ago when one of her labradors had to be put down, was utterly helpless. It was like watching the Titanic sink.

    'I just feel so sorry for him,' sobbed Monica. 'I know he's done dreadful, dreadful things, left no stone unturned to try and win the franchise, but he wanted to beat Rupert and Declan so very badly.'

    Rushing across the room, Caitlin put her arms round

    Monica.

    'I'm so sorry. I'm delighted for Daddy of course, but it's like the Boat Race. Someone's got to win, but it doesn't stop it being horribly, desperately, publicly humiliating for the crew who don't. There, please don't cry. Get her some brandy,' she ordered Archie. 'Will you be terribly poor?'

    'No,' gulped Monica, 'I don't think so. Tony's got all his other companies. It's just that he minded so much, and it's such a shock. He was so certain.'

    Struggling to her feet, desperately wiping her eyes, saying she must find a handkerchief, she stumbled off to her bedroom.

    Thinking of the unmade bed, Archie and Caitlin looked

    at each other in horror.

    'I must be going senile,' gulped Monica when she returned, wiping her eyes and blowing her nose. 'I could have sworn I made my bed this morning.'

    'You've been under a terrific strain,' said Caitlin sympathetically. 'My father topped up a whisky and soda with milk the other day.'

    'But I never leave it unmade,' whispered Monica. 'I can't afford to go to pieces. Tony's going to need so much support.'

    She made a face like a little girl drinking medicine as she took a gulp of the brandy.

    'I'll go and make it for you,' said Caitlin. 'That'll make you feel better. Then Archie and I are going to get you some lunch.'

    In the middle of Venturer's amazed and joyful celebrations, the telephone rang. Dame Enid picked it up. Not bothering to put her hand over the receiver, she yelled: 'It's the boring old fart for you, Declan.'

    'Congratulations, Declan,' said the Bishop of Cotchester heartily. 'Delighted you've finally got the franchise. With the festive season nearly upon us, I've been pondering much on the nature of forgiveness. I think, on balance, my flock will understand if I overlook Rupert Campbell-Black's lamentablebehaviour. I would like to reconsider my position vis-d-vis Venturer.'

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