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The Griff: A Graphic Novel
(with Ian Corson)
Bite Me
Fool
You Suck
A Dirty Job
The Stupidest Angel
Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
Island of the Sequined Love Nun
Bloodsucking Fiends
Coyote Blue
Practical Demonkeeping
Cover illustration by Ally Fell
Art throughout is in the public domain. Images courtesy of the author.
Grateful acknowledgment is made for the source of the epigraphs on the introductory pages to Parts II and Part III. From Wassily Kandinsky,
Concerning the Spiritual in Art,
M. T. Sadler (translator), Dover Publications (1977 paperback edition).
This book is a work of fiction. The characters, incidents, and dialogue are drawn from the author’s imagination and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
SACRÉ BLEU.
Copyright © 2012 by Christopher Moore. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the nonexclusive, nontransferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.
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