Soul of a Whore and Purvis (5 page)

JOHN
: Look. I recognized you. You knew that.

I recognized your face a year ago,

My first day on the yard. I watched you stand

Exactly still, more left-out and alone

Than any creature there, not halfway in

Your own skin, more the newcomer

Than me—but you'd been there two months.

Never saw a prisoner looked so much

Like somebody in prison. Every inch

And ounce of you in bondage. Sure, they had

The background on you, all the Christian bunch,

But nobody could figure out your story—

The famous shaman, healer of multitudes,

Standing in the yard with this, like, music

Coming down around your head, this

Jazz falling apart around you, man…

Look, my mother, I…my mother, sir…

BILL JENKS
: There's nothing I can do to help your mother.

JOHN
: You have the gift, you have the power to heal,

You can help whoever you decide.

Don't you see, you're touched by the same fingers

That turn the earth.

BILL JENKS
:                         Well, tell the fingers to get

Their claws outa me!…I can't help your mother!

MASHA
bangs the receiver against the pay phone unit repeatedly.

MASHA
: WHAT! A BUNCH! A MOTHAH! FUCKIN! COCK-

SUCK!

GAAAAAAAAH!

[
MASHA
strikes the machine harder and harder. She

doesn't stop.
]

WAAAAAAAAH!!!

[
Keeps beating the machine. Sings like Bessie Smith:
]

GIMME A REEFAH

AND A GANG A GIN

SLAY ME 'CAUSE I'M IN MY SIN!

[
She's berserk, assaulting the phone.
]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Simultaneously, the
CLERK
erupts.

CLERK
: I have HAD IT HAD IT HAD IT HAD IT, BOY.

Do you think I'm more than human?

I've only got two hands!

I can't take care of everything at once!

I don't have superstrength and X-ray eyes

To deal with you-all! I'm not Superman!

I'm not Captain Marvel! I'm not the Hulk!

To drag myself each morning from sweet dreams

Into your sleazy Greyhound station nightmare

Of God-forsaken apparitions with

Madness and sadness congealing in their eyes

And sell them TICKETS TICKETS TICKETS TICKETS!

Look at this!—Look at this woman doing

All a human can to destroy that thing!

Nothing stands between the realm of sanity

And total chaos but myself alone!

I'm all alone at the bulwarks of the world!

MASHA
: HAAAAAAAH!! GAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

MASHA
lifts the nearest standing ashtray. She slings it mightily at the pay phone.

CLERK
stops openmouthed in mid-tirade.
MASHA
repeats the action, going at it full tilt.

She busts the device clean off the wall and attacks it on the floor. Her fit worsens. She collapses, jerking, growling.

OTHERS
: Get her off the floor. Put her on a bench.

Get her lying down.

Get her sitting up!

Get something in between her jaws!

Don't let her bite!

SYLVESTER
enters from street door.

SYLVESTER
[
aside
]: There you are, you little magic thing!…

STAND ASIDE, PLEASE, DOCTOR COMING THROUGH.

GIVE WAY, THE DOCTOR'S IN THE HOUSE.

UH UH UH UH DOCTOR COMING THROUGH.

OTHERS
: Thank goodness, Doctor. Hold her! Hold her!

She is strong!

Her spit is foaming like a case of rabies!

SYLVESTER
: Nothing to alarm ourselves about.

CLERK
: It's typical! It's standard stuff! It happens

All day long in here! It's par for the course!

SYLVESTER
: Loosen her uh loosen her uh…clothing.

I deal with this stuff daily, too—the human

Body, human physique, the human form…

Did the patient make any predictions?

Often this variety of seizure

Takes them in a way they make predictions—

No? Perhaps you didn't recognize—

Uh sometimes they uh sometimes—Have a look

Now, at the racing form. Anything sound familiar?

Any of those names of horses there?

OTHERS
: Missy, can you hear?

Somebody get some water—

SYLVESTER
: I don't like uh I don't like to seem

Presumptuous, but I'm in charge here now.

Stand back and let me practice medicine!

BILL JENKS
: Where's your bag?

SYLVESTER
:                                My bag?

BILL JENKS
:                                              Your bag of tools.

SYLVESTER
: My bag? Where am I, 1882?

I'm not a country doctor. I don't drive

A buggy through the daisies. That's a 'Vette

You'll see out there, you care to look, the blue

Corvette, the '98. And I paid cash.

And anyway we don't need implements.

We're not on the brink of surgery here.

A little air, a couple minutes' rest is all.

But I, myself, could use a little shot.

What're we sippin' behind the desk today?

Spare us an ounce or two, my boy, come on,

Don't balk—we understand, and we approve:

Only a natural monstrosity

Uh uh uh uh uh

Or penitential masochist endures

Eight hours in the Greyhound totally sober.

CLERK
: I'm in agreement with you there! I quite agree!

SYLVESTER
: Well—save a drop for company!

Can't have the citizens dispatched along

The routes by a comptroller in a state

A state of uh uh giddy inebri
ation
—

Who knows uh uh
how
things would uh! end up?

CLERK
: They'd end up just exactly like they are,

With no one getting anywhere. Go on,

Kill it, sir, it's Everclear—

Seems like she's calmer—

JOHN
:                                           Honey, just lay back.

SYLVESTER
: Entranced and uncommunicative…

MASHA
: LEMME DO THE HULA FOR YOU, BABY.

SYLVESTER
:…She's fainted.

JOHN
:                                    Doctor, why is her
voice
like that—

SYLVESTER
: She's coming out of the physical part of it now.

We're entering the most important phase,

Prognostications, uh uh
sooth
saying—

BILL JENKS
: Soothsaying? Buddy, what the hell is sooth?

SYLVESTER
: We'll see a period of trancelike, “twilight

Semi-consciousness” we uh uh uh

Physicians like to call it, during which

—Does anybody have a racing form?

—I happen to have a racing form myself!

—I'm going to whisper names and races so

Our patient hears them in her twilight state

And then I think you'll uh uh be
intrigued
—

Intrigued
, I say—all right, we've got the fifth

At Manor Downs. A lovely uh uh uh—

Outside of Austin there. They'll go the mile.

THE FIFTH AT MANOR DOWNS. THE FIFTH. Luke's Luck.

Blue Streak, Destroyer, Dark Delight, Shazam.

MASHA
: Idiot of ages!

SYLVESTER
:                “Idiot—”

Uh, no, the six: Shazam. Shazam, in fact,

Is six, and number five is actually—

MASHA
: Idiot idiot idiot! This one heals!

SYLVESTER
: Settle down and pick me out a winner—

JOHN
: This is William Jennings Bryan Jenks…

SYLVESTER
: Jenks! The Shameful Shaman! Traveling?

I do enjoy a Greyhound trip myself.

It's magical. You get to
see
the country.

BILL JENKS
: Who are you?

SYLVESTER
:                         I asked you first.

BILL JENKS
:                                                      I didn't hear you ask.

MASHA: SYLVESTER…

BILL JENKS
:                O! Sylvester!—

SYLVESTER
:                                          Uuh uh uh—

BILL JENKS
: Sylvester's Big-As-Texas Topless Lounge!

SYLVESTER
: Back off!—
Who is it now addresses me?

MASHA
: You know me.

SYLVESTER
:                    
Give me now predictions three.

MASHA
: Nothing for you.

SYLVESTER
:                      Nothing? Uh. Huh. Huh—

MASHA
: You've let her go, you fool. She's found the healer.

SYLVESTER
: This guy? uh uh uh—this guy's a fraud.

Predictions three…

MASHA
:                              Get rid of him.

SYLVESTER
:
Give me now predictions three.

MASHA
: Get rid of him, or I abide in silence.

SYLVESTER
: Aw, come on, demon! Gimme couple
races
!

Look at the odds on uh uh Dark Destroyer!

…We're getting nothing here. [
To
BJ
] You'll have to leave.

Now
, please. You'll have to uh uh uh to leave—

BILL JENKS
: Sucker, I been trying to leave all day.

You put me on a bus, I'll disappear.

JOHN
: This is a
demon
, brother! You can
heal
her.

SYLVESTER
: You are jinxin' my routine! Now blow!

GRANNY BLACK
wakes.

GRANNY BLACK:
Hot! Hot! Why do they say it's air-conditioned?

BILL JENKS
: I wish I could nap as sound as you, young lady.

CLERK
: Go grubbing on a grave all night;

Gnaw the dirt above a killer's corpse

While Huntsville lies in bed. Next day you'll nap.

GRANNY BLACK:
I never grubbed on a grave! You slander me!

I think you're addled by the heat!

I think you're positively shatterpated!

MASHA
: ARLENE.

GRANNY BLACK:      
Lonnie?

MASHA
:                                ARLENE.

GRANNY BLACK:
                                     Is it… ?
Lonnie
…

MASHA
: I'll see you tonight.

GRANNY BLACK:
                Lonnie…

MASHA
: Sleep, sleep, Arlene. I'll see you tonight.

GRANNY BLACK:
All right, Lonnie. Yes, my love…

SYLVESTER
:                                                            My Lord.

I've never seen her do like that. Uh…Uh…

BILL JENKS
: DEMON!…DEMON!…DEMON! NAME YOURSELF!

MASHA
: In whose name do you cast me out, Healer?

SYLVESTER
: That's a damn good question. Who exactly

Asked you to the party, anyway?

In whose name do you cast out demons?

BILL JENKS
: I cast out demons in my own damn name.

JOHN
: That ain't gonna work.

BILL JENKS
:                           You'll watch it work!

SYLVESTER
: Now uh uh this disturbed young gal and I

Have got a sort of system up and running,

And your insertion of uh uh yourself

Is absolutely unacceptable.

BILL JENKS
: NAME YOURSELF!

SYLVESTER
:                                    JACKHAMMER!

BILL JENKS
:                                                                  …What?

I beg your pardon? Demon name yourself?

SYLVESTER
: Jackhammer Jake! I batter this man's throat.

SYLVESTER
howls and shakes.

BILL JENKS
: To tell the truth, I wasn't expecting this.

Hold him down, John.—Don't let go of
her
!—

Pry them jaws. Wider…Jackhammer Jake!

BJ
spits on his finger and touches it to
SYLVESTER
'
s tongue.

SYLVESTER
: Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

BILL JENKS
:                                        Jackhammer Jake!

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