Read Soul of a Whore and Purvis Online
Authors: Denis Johnson
As Jesus promised in the Gospel of Mark
That we shall cast out devils and lay healing
Touches on the sick, I touch you now!
Unloose the string on this man's tongue! Begone!
[
SYLVESTER
calms.
]
â¦Now tell me, what did Peter Piper pick?
SYLVESTER
: He picked your nose, you meddling piss, and I'd
Pay money to see him shove it up your holeâ¦
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled
Rubber baby buggy bumpersâwow.
This Mumble-Stumb's red-dogged my vocalize
From minute one. I had full-on, obscene
Tourette's till Mama whipped it out of me.
But let's just stop this tent revival hereâ
Before you get me past the point of cure
And on into the tongues and rattlesnakes.
You gotcher cookies. Come, girl, let's go home.
BILL JENKS
: DEMON! NAME YOURSELF!
NOW!
MASHA
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Dark
Delight.
Dark Delight at Manor Downs. Fifth race!
SYLVESTER
: One down! All right, now, where's my sheetâ
Back off now. Give her room. Give me my sheet!
I've lost my lightâDon't you turn the lights on?
CLERK
: Once in a while. But I never like what I see.
BILL JENKS
: Let me do my work.
SYLVESTER
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â I need that demon!
MASHA
quakes at
BJ
'
s approach.
JOHN
: You can't expel a demon in the name
Of nothing but yourselfâit's blasphemy.
BILL JENKS
: Just let me take a whack at it. You'll see.
JOHN
: It's blasphemy. The Bible's clear on that.
Mark says, “In
my
name cast out devils.”
BILL JENKS
: Your good ol' brother Mark?
JOHN
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Come on!
BILL JENKS
: All right, I will. I'll call on old JC.
â¦Jesus Christ, they crucified you, huh?
Holy Jesus, they crucified you good.
Jesus Christ, they threw you in the pit
And fed you meals of Spam and Wonder breadâ¦
But the crucifiers never ride the Greyhound.
Jesus Christâ¦
[
He falls to his knees.
]
It's Bill Jenks, fresh from prison.
Been out half a day, and my report
Says, Lord, it's still the world they killed you in.
Says, Lord, the world is desperate and mean.
Lord, come on now, turn an ear to me.
Your Catholic priests are pederastic homos.
Your preachers are sluts. They clutch your Book
In one hand green from moneybags and poke
Your Word with fingers reasty from young cunts.
The sonsabitches crucify
Occasionally a savior while revering
Prophets their fathers lynched. The motherfuckers
Live unchallenged, prosper, die unpunished.
God, I hate them. Jesus hated them, too.
Don't dispute meâJesus Christ reviled them.
He saw who held the hammer and the nails.
He recognized who would and wouldn't hurt him,
And so he palled around with dwarfs and whores,
People everybody hatedâtax collectors,
Lepers, urchins, strangers, widows, dummiesâ¦
Come on now, Jesus, turn an ear to me.
Jesus Christ, I am a criminal.
I am a tax collector, whore, and midget:
You have nothing to fear from the likes of me,
And nobody else in here is gonna hurt you,
For the crucifiers never ride the Greyhound.
Jesus Christ, I beg you for the power.
I beg you for the power and cryâ¦DEMON!
[
He lays hands on
MASHA;
she writhes and screams.
]
DEMON, I BANISH YOU TOâ
MASHA
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â HEAR ME, HEALER!
â¦Spare me banishment to the pit of Hell,
But leave me to the world of things and men,
And I will grant you prophecies three.
SYLVESTER
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â YOU WHORE!
JOHN
: Bill Jenks: Something good will come of this!
SYLVESTER
: Mashaâdemonâbuddyâtalk to meâ
MASHA
: Only spare me the pit, and I will flee.
Spare me the pit, and I will prophesyâ¦
BILL JENKS
:â¦OK, I'll take the deal. No pit of Hell.
MASHA
: Hand on the cross.
BILL JENKS
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Hand on the cross. No pit.
Prophesy away, and walk the world
As long as men and things inhabit here.
SYLVESTER
: He's got my damn predictions! I'm a pauper!
MASHA
: Hear me, William Jennings Bryan Jenks:
I prophesy that you shall meet your mirror.
I prophesy that you shall raise the dead.
I prophesy one more: That like all men
William Jennings Bryan Jenks shall die,
And on his death an innocent shall be killed.
[
BJ
lays his hands on her.
]
I FLEE!
JOHN
:          â¦She's limp. That thing is gone.
SYLVESTER
: Three predictions? That's your total score?
Three predictions worth exactly zero?
Son of a bitch. She could've made you wealthy
Ten times over. What a rube you are.
[
A siren; pulsing red and blue light that continues until blackout.
]
Here comes the ambulance to the whore hospital.
BILL JENKS
: I shall meet my mirror? I keep clear
Of mirrors. I don't like their face.
I guarantee I'll never raise the dead.
And naturally I'll die. But all the rest
Is nonsense. Let me see your racing form.
Maybe she's just handicapping horses.
CLERK
[
holding radio
]: Hey thereâJohn Cassandraâon the news:
They set your mother's date an hour ago.
Isabel Cassandra: Death by poison!
JOHN
wails.
Lights narrow:
GRANNY
,
the cross, the sign:
SURPLUS STORE.
HT
sings as he enters from Surplus Store.
HT
:
If you ever get to Houston
Boy you better walk right
You better not gamble
And you better not fight
â¦What's all the fuss? Where'd everybody go?
Ma'am, I heard my friend I'm waiting on
Raising his voice in here. I know his voice.
GRANNY
wakes to see
HT
standing before the cross.
GRANNY BLACK:
Whose ghost are you? Which one? Which murdered angel?
HT
: Do I look like a ghost? I'm not a ghost.
(Am I a ghost?â¦I don't remember dyingâ¦)
I'm waiting on a friend, a friendâI
know
his voiceâ
GRANNY BLACK
: Harold Thomas Watson! I see you!
I feel your fangs sinking into my soul!
I didn't tell him to! Nobody told him!
Demons sent and fetched him, slapped him, rocked himâ
Everybody knew he'd kill somebody.
I'm
the one he should have killedâhe loved me!
I'm
the one he should have killedâI loved him!
I swear I'm leaving town. I'm bound for Dallas.
I won't be here among your children nor
Your children's children on the Huntsville streetsâ
They'll never have to look at me again!
Leave this poor old woman to the black
And miserable damnation love has earned her.
Her wailing blends with ambulance's siren.
BLACKOUT
About a year later.
Split scene: Left, hospital waiting room. Right, hospital room.
Lights up stage right:
Hospital room. Early summer morning. Dark but for the light of the monitors, and a bit of dawn.
SIMON
lies in bed, a silhouette.
Â
SIMON
: I have kissed your prayers kissed your prayers
Roller coaster rollin' through the rain
The oceanic shoulders of the throng
Undulating slowly breakfastward
Mobile tit!
NURSE
has entered. She opens the window.
NURSE
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â A lovely one is coming!
Lovely! I'll just crack the jamb before
The hot of the day, so's you can breathe the morning.
â¦O, Lordy God, it smells so sweet and green
It almost nearly stinks.
SIMON
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Soft fuck-me music
Plays the little baby radio
Bare room shaken by a passing train
NURSE
: The little baby radio. That's cute.
She turns on radio. While she fluffs his pillows, records his vitals, etc.:
JIMMY BOGGS
[
sings on radio
]:
All your promises
The things you said
NURSE
: That Jimmy Boggs is just untalented.
JIMMY BOGGS
[
sings on radio
]:
Using grand words
Like eternity and love
NURSE
: A singing voice like garbage cans turned over.
She cuts the radio.
SIMON
: Your holy pussy your precious cunt
There's never been a sweeter ride to Hell
NURSE
: How quiet and
delicious
is the air.
Like anything can happen in the world.
What an atmosphereâ¦Ah, God. Ah, Godâ¦
They mow the lawns, it drags me back to Dallasâ¦
I wish they had the ice-cream trucks againâ¦
Meanwhile,
WILL
BLAINE
has entered in medical smock.
WILL
: You wish they had the ice-cream trucks again.
SIMON
: The generous wide feet of pachyderms
NURSE
: We're almost done here, Doc.
WILL
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â I'm not a doctor.
Just a tech.
NURSE
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Blood?
WILL
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â In a sense.
NURSE
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Let's seeâ
SIMON
: Geezing bugspray in the slimy night
NURSE
:âDo you have orders? I don't seem to haveâ
WILL
: Uhâno. I'm not your colleague. Actually,
Simon is my brother.
NURSE
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Simon's brother!
But it's a little early, don't you think?
Official hoursâ
WILL
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â I drove down from work.
Been floating on that road since midnight, after
the post-injection wrap-up drinks at Mursky's
Bar and Grill but definitely mostly Bar,
Drifting through the general emptiness
From Huntsville: Seven hours in the rain
and more than slightly drunk, and I saw never
A single car. Or house. Or tree. Or star.
NURSE
: O well, that's Texas! It's a long old ways
Between and not a whole lot when you get thereâ¦
My niece got married to a Huntsville man.
WILL
: I'm over at the Unit. At the Walls.
NURSE
: The Walls?
WILL
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â The prison?
NURSE
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â O. The prison? O!
They executed someone there last night!â
Some crazy feller killed his wife and all
His little childrenâ¦Well, my niece's husband
Thomas Hill works at the Walls. I guess
He goes around confusing people, too,
Looking like the uniform of something else.
â¦Well now, since you're a tech, you're probablyâ¦
There's things to do the
fam
ily might notâ¦
We like to avoid unsightly
sights
â
WILL
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â The bag.
NURSE
: I'm gonna change the bag, and such.
WILL
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â OK.
NURSE
: His little children! God Himself can't tell you
Why that feller killed them. Well, he did,
And now it's eye for eye and tooth for tooth.
They strapped him to the slab andâlife for life.
WILL
: I'd say that's pretty much it, in a nutshell,
That's what we do.
NURSE
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â You do?
You
do? Do
you
?
WILL
: With his last breath he proclaimed his innocence.
SIMON
: A whitetail deer goes walking past in the rain
A dream of volcanoes rides past on a train
A spider crouched alive betwixt her lungs
NURSE
: I'm sorry; but it stops himâ
WILL
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â When you yank
His crotch a couple yanks, it shuts him up?
NURSE
: Manipulation of the scrotalâ
well
â
I know! The whole world's highly entertained!
He's quite a favorite hereabouts. A team
From Dallas, on the first of every month,
Descends upon us, specialists from Dallasâ
WILL
: How about that!âlining up to plunk
The magic twanger of my brother's scrotum!
My helpless brother's balls! Nurseâ¦Vandermere:
I'm not here visiting the vegetable.
This thing they're gonna doâI'm here for that.
NURSE
: Whatâthing?
WILL
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Wal now I don' perzackly know.
I would assume the staff would know.
NURSE
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â The staff?
WILL
: The personnel employed here. Such as you.
NURSE
: I don't know
any
thing about a
thing
.
WILL
: A medical procedure, I presume,
At which, for reasons they have not explained,
They want the whole damn family to assemble.
NURSE
: Butâ¦nothing's scheduledâ¦
WILL
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Nothing.
NURSE
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Not a thing.
WILL
: The vegetable's entire day is free.
NURSE
: What you don't seem to realize is a coma
Doesn't make them deaf. They hear us talk,
They understand, and Simon knows what's what.
WILL
: You claim the calabash is cognizant.
NURSE
: If
I
was being visited by you,
And
I
was in a comaâI would die!
WILL
: I thinkâIs that my sister-in-law out there?
NURSE
: I'd slip on out to sea and sail away.
WILL
: It is. Ah, God!âthe other one!
Her
sister!
What's this all about?
SIMON
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Who owns the rain
NURSE
: It doesn't take a death grip!
WILL
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Like he cares!
He didn't even blink. He kinda sorta
Rolls his eyes around though, doesn't he.
A six-foot-long Señor Potato-Headâ¦
And not one blister, huh? Not one hair singed.
That's what ya git fer smokin'!âmight as well
Be ashes, huh?
NURSE
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â He got like this from smoking?
WILL
: Not exactly smokingâbreathing smoke,
Smoke inhalation. Very bad for you.
SIMON
: I would kiss you even if it killed me
Meanwhile,
JAN
and
STACY
have entered.
JAN
: Let him a-
lone
!
WILL
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â It shuts him up, or so
I'm toldâand as we've just been demonstrating.
SIMON
: Even if it killed me I would kiss you
JAN
: Simon, hon?â¦I think he's glad to see me!
STACY
: Simon? Can he hear? His
voice
is allâ
SIMON
: Kuala Lumpur Kuala Lumpur Kuala Lumpur
JAN
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â See! He knows Ko-ala Lumpur!
STACY
: All those voices, all those differentâJan,
I never heard those voices before.
Did you ever hear those voices before?
NURSE
: Visiting hours haven't really
started
â
STACY
: He's like a boombox on a merry-go-round!
WILL
: This is Simon's wife, my sister-in-lawâ
JAN
: Jan.
NURSE
: I'm pleased to meet you.
JAN
:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â This is Stacy,
Simon's
sister-in-law, which is because
I'm Simon's wife, and she's my sisterâCalling
Koala Lumpur! Simon!
STACY
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Can he hear?
JAN
: Are you receiving, Simon?
WILL
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â No. He's not.
STACY
: He talked right
to
us!âHe was buying gold
In Koala Lumpur when the fire struck
That shopping mall and pumped it full of smoke
And choked him till he got like this! Now, Simon,
Form your thoughts, take all the time you want,
Visiting hours haven't even startedâ
WILL
: He isn't “forming” any “thoughts.” All right:
You're here; he's here; everybody's here.
Now how about a little explanation?
JAN
: Well! The lights came on!
NURSE
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â It's eight a.m.
It's still a half an hour till
official
â
WILL
: And not “Koala.” K-
U
-A-L-Aâ
JAN
: He was buying
gold
, he was
investing
â
Tragedy strikes us anytime it wants,
Even in places like Koala Lumpurâ
STACY
:
Kua-
la Lumpur,
Kua-
la Lumpur, Janâ
JAN
:âNo matter what you try to call yourself!
You can't escape life even by pretending!
Meanwhile, the
DOCTOR
has entered.
DOC
: So, Simon draws a crowd!
NURSE
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â They jumped the gun
A couple minutes, Docâ
DOC
: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Good morning, all!
SIMON
: I have a dog who is a lilac bush
JAN
: We
have
a dog who is a lilac bush!
SIMON
: Kuala Lumpur Kualaâ¦Kualaâ¦Kualaâ¦
STACY
: LumpurâLumpurâ
Lumpur
, Simon,
Lumpur
!
JAN
: But, see, our dog is
buried
by the lilac!
We always say he's turned in
to
the lilac!
So, Doctor, when he says I have a
dog
,
He's talking about our actual
universe
,
And an
act
ual dog, also an actual
lilac
.
And even if we don't have a koala bear,
There actually
are
koala bears in China,
Or over there where Kuala Lumpur is.
DOC
:â¦Mind is the only actuality.
Breakfast chimes sound.
STACY
: O, Doctorâ¦Nasum? That is soâ¦pro-
found
.