Authors: Chris Bunch; Allan Cole
"Second, when a cadreperson addresses you, you will come to attention, you will salute, you will address him by his rank, and you will do exactly what he tells you to do."
He nodded sideways to Carruthers. The corporal ran forward to one recruit. "YOU!" she shouted.
"Yes."
The corporal's fist sank into the trainee's stomach, and he collapsed to his knees, retching. Carruthers took one step to the side. "YOU!" she screamed at the trembling woman.
"Yes…corporal," the trainee faltered.
"JUMP!"
The girl gaped. Carruthers' fist blurred into her chin, and she went down.
"THEY AREN'T LISTENING, SERGEANT." She sidestepped.
"YOU!"
"Yes, corporal," the third trainee managed.
"JUMP!"
"Yes, corporal!"
The recruit started bounding up and down. "THATS NOT
HIGH ENOUGH!" The trainee jumped higher.
Carruthers watched, then shook her head in satisfaction. She rank back to her position beside Lanzotta.
"Third," Lanzotta went on as if nothing had happened. "You will run everywhere except inside a building or when otherwise ordered.
"And fourth—" Lanzotta stopped. "The fourth rule is that everything you can do is wrong. You walk wrong, you talk wrong, you think wrong, and you are wrong. We are here to help you start doing things right" Lanzotta turned to Halstead.
"Corporal. Take this trash out of my sight and see if there's anything you can do to improve them."
"YES, SERGEANT." The corporal snapped a salute, then ran to one side of the formation. "Right…face!" he shouted.
Sten blinked as he found his body responding to hypno conditioning he'd been programmed with in the sleep lectures.
"Forward…
harch!
…double-time…
harch!
" The formation of trainees stumbled forward.
"This is your home, children," Halstead's voice boomed down the long squad barracks. Sten and the other recruits each stood next to a bunk.
"We give you a bed, which you'll be lucky to see four hours a night," Halstead went on. "You got one cabinet to put your equipment in. We will show you how to store it.
"I know most of you were brought up in a sewer works. You will keep this barracks clean. But it will
never
be clean enough."
Halstead walked to the door. "You have two minutes to gape around. Then fall outside to draw clothing and equipment."
The barracks door slammed shut. There was silence for a moment, then the excited buzz of conversation. Sten looked around the room at his fellow trainees. They looked fit, healthy, and terrified. He wasn't quite the smallest of the group, but close.
"Farmers. All farmers," the trainee beside the next bunk said.
Sten looked at him. It was the young man from the tourist world.
He held out a vertical palm to Sten. "Gregor."
Sten touched palms, and introduced himself. "Is there something the matter with farmers?" he asked curiously.
"Not a thing. Just what the Empire needs to make into heroes." Gregor might have curled a lip.
"But not you?"
Gregor smiled. "You are on it. Not me."
Sten lifted an eyebrow.
"Officer. That's the ticket. You hide and watch. When they start combing the losers out…" Gregor smiled again.
Halstead's whistle shrilled suddenly. Boots clattered as the trainees dashed for the door.
"YOU'RE TOO SLOW, CHILDREN. WAY…TOO…SLOW. THE
LAST FIVE OUT ARE ON MESS DUTY!" Halstead bellowed.
"NEXT!" the corporal screamed. Sten, standing naked in the long line, wondered if Halstead could talk normally. Probably not, he decided. The trainee in front of Sten dashed to the large coffin, ran inside, put his toes on the mark, and Halstead banged the door shut.
He waited, then jerked it open. "OUT OUT OUT," he bellowed.
The man jumped out, and ran down the corridor to a dispenser trough that was already filling with packaged uniforms.
Sten pulled his head out of the ultrasonic barber. He ran his fingers dubiously over his suddenly bare skull.
Carruthers grinned at him and growled, "Yeah, you look even dumber than you feel."
"Thank you, corporal," Sten shouted, and ran back to the waiting formation.
Sten, the clumsy transport bag dangling from one shoulder, ran back toward the barracks.
"FASTER, FASTER," screamed Halstead. "THAT ONLY
WEIGHS FORTY KILOS, SCUM."
Out of the corner of his eye Sten saw Carruthers kneeling on the chest of one recruit who'd gone down under the weight of the bag.
"You've got to understand," Carruthers crooned, "we're just trying to help you, skeek." She suddenly bellowed, without getting off the panting man, "NOW ON YOUR FEET!"
"Oooh," Lanzotta moaned as he walked down the long line of trainees. "You think you look like soldiers?"
He stopped in front of one trainee. Instantly Carruthers and Halstead were beside him. "Son, your tunic lines up with your pants fastening."
"DID YOU HEAR THE SERGEANT?" Halstead howled as he yanked the trainee's cap down over his eyes. "HE SAID YOU
LOOKED LIKE DRAKH," Carruthers screamed in the boy's other ear. Lanzotta went on, as if the two bellowing corporals weren't there. "We want you to look your best." He shook his head sadly and walked on, as Halstead straight-armed the recruit back across his bunk, which collapsed sideways.
Lanzotta stopped in front of Sten.
Sten waited.
Lanzotta looked him up and down, then stared into Sten's eyes. A smile touched the corners of his mouth again, and he walked on.
There was a heavy whisper in his ear. "I think the sergeant likes you," said Carruthers. "He thinks you'll make a fine soldier.
I do too. I think you ought to show us all just how good you are."
Pause.
"DROP! DO PUSHUPS! DO MANY, MANY PUSHUPS!"
Sten went down, caught himself on his hands, and started down. Carruthers sat on his shoulders, and Sten collapsed to the floor. "I SAID DO PUSHUPS," Carruthers shouted.
Sten fought to lift himself clear of the ground. Carruthers got up.
"ON YOUR FEET," she howled. Sten snapped up, back at attention.
"I THINK WE WERE WRONG. I DON'T THINK YOU'LL
EVER MAKE A SOLDIER," Carruthers shouted. "YOU WON'T
EVEN MAKE A GOOD CORPSE."
Sten stood motionless.
Carruthers glowered at him for a moment, then went on to the next victim.
"Your father didn't love you, did he, trooper?"
"NO, CORPORAL."
"Your mother hated you, didn't she?"
"YES, CORPORAL."
"Why didn't your mother love you?"
"I DON'T KNOW, CORPORAL."
"She hated you because she was losing business until she had you aborted. Isn't that right, recruit?"
"YES, CORPORAL."
"Who is the only person who loves you, trainee?"
"YOU ARE, CORPORAL."
Sten winced as Carruthers hurled the recruit against the wall.
"WHERE ARE YOU FROM, SCUM?"
"Ryersbad Four, corporal."
"WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"Ry—Ryersbad Four, corporal."
"GET THAT TRASHCAN, RECRUIT."
"Yes, corporal."
"PICK IT UP. OVER YOUR HEAD."
The garbage cascaded over the recruit's shoulders.
"GET IN IT."
The trainee knelt, lowering the steel container over his body.
Instantly Carruthers and Halstead thudded kicks into the can.
"SCUM—
crash
—YOU DONT HAVE ANY HOME—
crash
—THE GUARD IS YOUR ONLY HOME—
crash
—WHERE ARE
YOU FROM—
crash
."
"Nowhere, corporal," came the muffled voice from inside the can.
Halstead moaned, and tried to tear his cropped hair.
"It's hopeless," he said quietly. "Absolutely hopeless."
Screaming again:
"RECRUIT, YOU WILL GET OUT OF THAT TRASHCAN."
He helpfully kicked the container over. The trainee crawled out, his uniform stained and smeared.
"YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST FOUND A HOME, RECRUIT.
NOW YOU TAKE THAT CAN OUT OF HERE TO THE
MESSHALL. AND I WANT YOU TO STAND IN IT AND TELL
EVERYONE WHO COMES BY THAT THAT'S YOUR HOME."
"Yes, corporal."
The recruit shouldered the container and stumbled toward the door.
"In your bunks," Lanzotta snapped.
The naked recruits dove for their beds. Lanzotta walked toward the door.
"I want you to know something, children," he said. "I can truthfully say that I have never spent a worse first training day with a sorrier group of scum. I'm not even going to enjoy killing you. Don't you agree?"
"YES, SERGEANT," came the shout from a hundred bunks.
"I really can't stand it. Good night, children."
Lanzotta flipped off the light switch.
"Are you all exhausted?" came the question in the blackness.
"YES, SERGEANT."
"What?"
"NO, SERGEANT."
The light came back on.
"That's nice," Lanzotta said. "Five minutes. Fall outside dressed for physical training."
He smiled and walked out of the barracks as the recruits stared at each other, stunned.
Sten ran the depil stick over his face again, just to make sure, reslotted it, and picked up his shower gear. He hurried out of the refresher to his bunk. Flipped open the cabinet and, checking the layout chart pinned to the inside wall, put everything away.
He checked the clock. He had a whole minute and a half until he had to dress. He sat down on the floor with a happy moan.
His bunk was already S-rolled for the day, blanket folded in the prescribed manner on top of it.
"Sten. Gimme a hand." Sten pulled himself back up, and grabbed the other end of Gregor's mattress.
The two men looked at each other, and both of them suddenly snickered. "Definitely material for a recruiting livee," Gregor grinned. "By the way. You notice something interesting?"
"There's nothin' interesting on this clottin' world. Except that bed if I could crawl back in it."
"Look around. Somethin' interestin'. There's women in this unit, right?"
"Good thinkin', Gregor. Guess they'll have to make you an officer."
"Shaddup. But you know somethin' more interestin'?
Everybody sleeps alone."
"Probably some rule against anything else."
"Rules ever stop anybody who's in the mood?"
Sten shook his head.
"They put something in the food. That's what it is. Chemicals.
'Cause they don't want anybody getting attached to somebody who probably's gonna wash out."
Sten thought about it. Not likely. If everybody was like he was, they were just too tired to raise even a smile. He decided to change the subject. "Gregor. You said something about you're gonna be an officer?"
"Sure."
"How?"
"I have three things on my side. First, my dad. Don't say anything, 'cause I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but he's a wheel. Our family owns most of Lasker XII. He's got touch.
We've even been presented at court."
Sten looked at Gregor thoughtfully. He guessed that was pretty significant.
"Second. I went to military schools. So I know what they're talking about. And I'll tell you, that's a lot better than the conditioning they pour in us while we're trying to sleep."
"Military schools. Doesn't the Guard have some kind of academy? Just for officers?"
Gregor looked a little uncomfortable. "Yeah, but my dad…I decided it'd be better to start at the bottom. You know, so you understand the troops that you're gonna command. Be one of them, and all that."
"Uh-huh."
"Third. Every now and then, they make an outstanding recruit award and commission the lucky choice. Right out of basic."
"Which you think is gonna be you?"
"Pick somebody else. Look around. Go ahead. Pick somebody."
Sten eyed the recruits, milling into their uniforms.
"Like Lanzotta said. They're just cannon fodder. I'm not saying I'm great, but I don't see competition. Unless…maybe you."
Sten laughed. "Not me, Gregor. Not me. I learned a long time ago, you keep your head down you don't get caught by the big pieces."
The door crashed open. "AWRIGHT, LISTEN UP. WE GOT A CHANGE IN THE TRAINING SCHEDULE SINCE IT'S GETTIN'
COLD OUTSIDE. ITS ALMOST TWENTY DEGREES
CENTIGRADE, AND SO WE'RE GONNA PRACTICE. UNIFORM
OF THE DAY WILL BE COLD-WEATHER GEAR."
Gregor's mouth hung open. "Cold-weather gear? It's the middle of summer!"
Sten jerked his cabinet door open and started pawing an arctic uniform out.
"Thought you'd already learned what Lanzotta said about us thinking."
Gregor wearily nodded, and started changing.
"Report!"
"Sten. Recruit in training!"
Lanzotta leaned back in his chair.
"Relax, boy. This is just routine. As you know, the Empire takes a great deal of interest in seeing that its soldiers are well treated."
"Yessir!"
"Therefore, I've got some questions to ask you. These will be filed with the rights commission. First question: Have you, since your arrival on Klisura, seen any instances of physical maltreatment?"
"I don't understand, sir."
"Have you seen any of the cadre abuse any trainee? It's a severely punishable offense."
"Nossir!"
"Have you witnessed any cadre member addressing any