Read The Broken Chariot Online
Authors: Alan Sillitoe
Time had to be found for interviews in certain newspapers: SENT OUT TO WORK AT FOURTEEN TO GET DAD SOME BEER MONEY. He hated their disgusting headlines, but couldn't deny that he was responsible. Keeping up the image of Bert Gedling was becoming more tedious and difficult, only manageable by exaggerating the role, which made the headlines worse. The deception was getting bad for his self-esteem, and he was terrified at being so much up to his neck in Gedling that he would never be able to come out of him, and have to stay fixed for life in the skin of a monster so mindlessly created.
The only way to go on was to separate himself into three compartments, one containing the all-seeing Herbert Thurgarton-Strang, another the calloused and resentful Bert Gedling, and the third a distillation of someone able to handle both in television interviews. Perhaps Deborah sensed his struggle when she gave a few hints on how to manage. He had worked out certain rules for himself, but nodded appreciatively, as Bert would, when her advice confirmed them. âDon't you know', she said, âthat you never say a straight yes or no to any of their questions?'
âNo, I didn't.'
âNow you do. That way they have less chance of making you say things you might regret. And it gives you time to think about what to say next. Also, never say anything that might lead them to think you're naive.'
He nodded. âI'll try not to.' Having already decided to climb out of Bert Gedling's boots as soon as he unobtrusively could, he wondered, when Deborah went on, if she hadn't been put on to him by Humphries. âYou'd better do as I tell you,' he would say, âand let him think you've fallen in love with him, or you won't have a job any more.' The only way to find the truth was by asking her to marry him, but she had to know who he was first. Even if she was Humphries' secret agent or, worse, that shitmouth Dominic's, her loving performances in bed were so genuine he had nothing to complain about.
At his first television interview she thought he'd scored about seventy per cent, which was good, she added, though it might have been better. The producer, Arthur Hornbeam, said everything was marvellous, but he would, wouldn't he? All the same, he seemed happy with it, and went on to wonder whether Mr Gedling would consider writing plays for the medium. âSomeone like you would be paid top rate. The time's just about right for that kind of stuff.'
He drained his paper cup of cheap whisky, and threw it into the bin. âI'll think about it.'
âBut can you go on churning out the same old thing?' Deborah asked, as they lay in bed.
âStanding on my head, I should think.'
He wasn't so sure, didn't care to deal only with the rough and tumble of low life for the rest of his days. After a few further books from the dustbin of his experience he would scribble about more worldly happenings, expand his imagination, alter the scenery, and become a real novelist, as everyone would expect him to do. Still, it wasn't yet time to disillusion Deborah about his ability to suck at the cow's teat forever, in case she let something drop to Humphries.
Waking in the morning, care had to be taken not to let his accent slide too far into the public school twang. âI'll tell you another thing, luv, it's a lot better writin' books than it is sweatin' blood all week in a factory.'
âI'm sure it is, Herbert. You don't mind the Herbert bit, do you?'
âCall me what you like. Loves yer, don't I?'
âAnd I love you. More coffee?'
âAnother thing is, I reckon it's time I did a bunk from my hole and corner billet near the Elephant. It's too far on the wrong side of the river.' People who assumed he was already a millionaire might wonder where he really came from if he stayed in such a squalid area.
She adjusted a fold of breast inside her brassiere, and reached for a pair of clean pants. âWhy not lease a flat for a few years in Belsize Park? That way you can commute between here and there.'
She used her London expertise, and looked at the Roy Brooks column in the Sunday papers. After a couple of weeks she found a place. âThey want three hundred and fifty a year, as well as five hundred for carpets and curtains. I went there this morning, and it's fine. Let's see it, before someone else makes an offer.'
A woeful Bert tone came up in Herbert's throat on hearing such sums spoken of so lightly. âEight 'undred and fifty quid's as much as I used to earn in a year,' but Herbert, who knew the price to be realistic if not reasonable, choked back more of the same on seeing the flat. âI'll have it.'
Deborah led the helpless booby into Heals to buy the basic amount of utilitarian furniture that would fit with the newly painted walls. Selfridge's was for pots, pans, cutlery and provisions. Cheques fluttered away like leaves from an autumn tree, a day's shopping to suck out all energy. At lunch in the White Elephant neither could say much, though a surreptitious holding of hands and the warm touch of knees seemed to deepen their attachment, as if exhaustion was a more potent fuse than any talk about love.
The time was right to reveal himself as Thurgarton-Strang, yet he hesitated. The chariot was clicking along smoothly at the moment. âYou've got to tell her sooner or later,' Bert said. âNo use putting it off.'
âTell her what?' â as if he didn't know.
âThat ye're not me, and never was.'
âI'll do it in my own good time.'
âThere's no such thing. And when you do she won't like it.'
âWhat do you mean?'
Bert laughed. âWell, she likes me better than you. I know for a fact she won't want to see the back of me.'
âI doubt that's the case,' he said huffily.
âOh, don't yer? You wait. It's me she fell for, not you. Yer can't deny it. You'll find out when you tell 'er.'
âIt's got to be done, though,' Herbert sighed.
Bert changed his tone. âYe're not going to leave me, are yer?'
âAfraid I'll have to.'
âWell, I shan't cry about it. Good luck to yer, is all I can say.'
âYou've been a good sport, Bert. I'll never forget you.'
âYou wain't be half the man you was before.'
âOh, I think I will. In any case I won't need to be.'
âYou'd better do it now. I would if I was you.'
Deborah, from looking at two women waiting for a table, turned back to her coffee. âI'd like to know what profound thoughts I've disturbed you from, darling.'
âOh, I was only thinking how much I loved you.'
âWhat a simple uncomplicated mind you have.'
âThat's how I am.'
âI know. And I love you, too.'
The Other Side of the Tracks
had been in Humphries' office a week and Herbert went to see him. âWell, what do you think?'
âWe'll do it in the autumn.' He reached for a box: âCigar, Bert?'
âNo thanks.'
âI read it on the train, going home the other night, after Dominic had finished with it.'
Herbert lit a cigarette. âYou must have read it as quickly as you can turn the pages.'
âAlmost.' He cut his cigar. âI think Dominic wants to suggest a few alterations.'
The stack of typescript lay on his desk, next to a new effort by Walter Hawksworth, and Herbert put a hand over his own. âI'll buy a cross from an ex-service stores and crucify anybody who touches a word of this. You can come to the party if you like. There'll be champagne, not fucking red vinegar. I'll invite all the reviewers. Calvary won't be a patch on it, especially if I nail up two publishers as well.'
Humphries laughed. âThere's no need to go to such expense. The book's marvellous. It might even get a Book Society Recommendation, and do better than
Royal Ordnance.'
He didn't want the bloody fool taking his novel to another firm, after all they'd done for him.
âWhat about the advance, then?'
âOh that? Well, we'll up it a bit this time.' He spun the fine gold chain till the watch hit his finger. âWe'll do you proud, in fact. What do you say to five hundred?'
Bert picked up the typescript. âI'd better show it somewhere else â unless you make it a thousand.'
âA thousand?'
âSeems reasonable to me,' he said in a tone which suggested to Humphries that he wasn't a bad mimic. âAnd keep Dominic's hands off it, or I'll give him a good hiding.'
âNow look here, Bert, you just can't talk like that.'
He laid the typescript on a bookcase by the door, and flopped into an armchair, pushing out his legs. Deborah had Roneoed a letter which Humphries had written to Reginald Stone the paperback publisher, giving reasons for expecting a larger advance than the one offered.
âIt's uncanny. He's writing about the workers in just the way we've always thought in our secret hearts they should be written about. We could barely have hoped for it, but now it's here. Of course, some strait-laced old vicars and JPs in certain places will complain about the obscene way it's done, and tell us that the “lower orders” shouldn't be written about at all, since it will give them ideas above their station, but Mr Gedling has given the working classes, whatever else one says, a genuine portrait of themselves, as well as a voice. All we have to do, as time goes on â if he doesn't do it himself, of course â is to steer him into our mouth instead of his mouth, a little more like Walter Hawksworth, if you see my drift. If we can do that we'll have real bestsellers on our hands, not retailing in tens of thousands but by the million. Meanwhile the joy of it is, he's absolutely one of them, and how he came to write novels I'll never know, because he's quite uneducated. But he certainly deserves what money he can get, and the wealthier he becomes, and the sooner he gets to depend on it, and is able to settle into a respectable life, the better it will be for everybody. So I think it's just as much in your interest as it is in mine that you see if you can't double your offer. You won't lose by it, I assure you.'
After several readings blind rage at the conspiratorial twist of Humphries' mind made him sweat more than he'd ever done in the factory. Veins on his temples jumped as he tried to stay nonchalant, barely able to resist saying he knew about the letter. Obtuse clodhopper Bert had made him blind to such insulting views of his talent and intentions. He would go his own way whatever they thought or felt, even though he had as yet no clear notion as to what that way would be. It wasn't surprising that Dominic had itched to get his doctoring maulers on the typescript. Herbert would read the proofs word by word, to detect any clandestine tampering. âI don't mind sitting here all day, till I hear your last word on what you're going to pay me for an advance.'
âOh, all right,' Humphries' tone was no longer patronizing, âwe'll make it a thousand pounds. I only hope your royalties will run to it.'
âIt's your problem if they don't. But I think I'd better find an agent.' Some good firms had written to offer their services. âIf I'd got one already they'd have screwed even more out of you.' He stood up and held out his hand. âI'll 'ave that cigar now, if you don't mind.'
The flat was set up and finished, a home in which he relished being alone. He stood in the large study-sitting room, looking around as if in a dream, amazed at all that had happened in a short space of twelve months. The flat belonged to him for the forever of five years, by when he would have a bigger place to fall into a trance about, maybe even a house. Change was no problem, for didn't he get used to being a factory worker straight out of school? The staging post of a furnished room at the Elephant and Castle was easy to forget. He felt he was becoming a lover of comfort, and neither knew nor cared from what part of himself such maturity came. On the other hand he knew that not much was certain in life. Prosperity could any moment be snatched out of his hands by malignant fate. It was as well to be prepared, or at least not to be too surprised by the unwanted and unexpected. The picture of Phoebus Apollo, framed in thin black wood, hung on the wall above his writing table, and the hardworn copy of
Caged Birds
was available in the bedroom drawer.
Archie jumped from the carriage and strode along the platform. âHey up, fuck-face!'
âI'm glad you could make it,' Bert said, a handshake and then an embrace.
âI towd 'em I 'ad a bad back, and would be in bed for the day. The gaffer gen me a leery look, but since I've never 'ad a day off before in my life he couldn't very well say owt. Anyway, I'd a gen 'im a mouthful, if 'e 'ad.'
It was a tonic to hear the old accent from someone born and bred to it, yet disturbing to know how much of his own had already gone down the chute. âThe day's yourn, Archie, so what do you want to do with it?'
Archie gripped his arm by the ticket barrier. âI wouldn't mind a black and tan at Dirty Dick's.'
âYou still like the owd titty-bottle, eh? They wain't be open for a couple of hours, so we'll go to my place first.' A start had to be made on letting Archie see his altered style of living. Walking together into the Underground, Herbert wondered whether they could be taken for two workmen down for a day in the Smoke to see the sights. Though sartorially on a par in that Archie had donned his best suit, and Herbert wore his one for everyday, some difference between them must be obvious. He hoped so, but at the same time cared not to think about it. The connection had been false from the beginning, but he felt a brotherly responsibility for Archie, and nothing but gladness at having set the meeting up. âHow old is the baby now?'
âThree months, give or take an hour or two. He's a beauty, but the little boggerlugs screams his guts out from the colic, or if he don't get his own way. It teks all Josie's strength to pick 'im up. He'll soon be bigger than she is.'
âSo when are you having another?'