The Courtship (11 page)

“But there is a huge difference between the chalice the Lord passed around to his disciples at the Last Supper and a simple lamp that was supposedly hidden in a cave for a shiftless boy to retrieve. It is not cloaked in religious trappings, in the power of the Almighty. There is no higher magic with this lamp, none of the awesome might with which the Holy Grail is imbued.”

“Yes,” she said and sighed. “I cannot help but agree. Who in the world would make an old lamp magic? For what purpose? That is what I cannot explain.”

He found he didn't like her to fold her tent so quickly. “On the other hand, perhaps it is based on something that is real, something that isn't a lamp, but something else.”

“Oh, how I hope so.” Her voice was very serious. Then she thrust up her chin. “But what? Oh, the devil, I know it exists, and that is good enough for the present.”

He smiled at her. “All right. I will settle for that as well. Now, even if we prove the existence of the lamp, how the devil are we going to find it?”

L
ORD BEECHAM WATCHED Flock elbow Nettle out of Teeny's path. He had never seen Nettle look so vacuous. He turned away, shaking his head, reached up and clasped his hands around Miss Mayberry's waist and lifted her down, no mean feat.

He said close to her ear, “You are indeed a big girl, Miss Mayberry. But you know, I don't feel a single twinge in my back. Is it happenstance that your weight didn't drop me to my knees? Let me see.” And he clasped his hands around her waist again and groaned as he lifted her in front of him. He let her back down very quickly. “At least two inches off the ground. I will say that this time was perhaps more precarious for my poor back, but regardless, I am still smiling, still looking at your mouth, still not bowed like an old man carrying too many sacks of flour. Now, tell me if I will have to protect poor Nettle from Flock. Do you think Flock is going to challenge Nettle to a duel for looking like a half-wit at Teeny? I have never seconded a valet before. It would prove interesting.”

“Flock is not only very territorial, he is also desperately in love with Teeny, but she refuses to marry him.”

“Why the devil not?”

“Just imagine it, Lord Beecham. Her name would be Teeny Flock. She managed to say it aloud, although she shuddered as it came out of her mouth. I will tell you, she has a point.”

“She can change her name to Elizabeth. Elizabeth Flock sounds quite charming.”

“I suggested something like that. She said that Teeny was her dear old grandma's name, and she swears that the old witch will drop a hefty curse on her head for the rest of her life if she dares to change it.”

“What's her last name now?”

“Bloodbane.”

He could only stare at her, repeating slowly, “Her name right now is Teeny Bloodbane?”

“Yes, a very old, very proud name, she told me. So, you can forget any droll comparisons, Lord Beecham, as to which would curl a listener's toes more readily.”

“Teeny Bloodbane,” he said yet again, as if savoring the feel of the sounds on his tongue. “Tell me, Miss Mayberry, do you believe she will live in sin with Flock?”

“Oh, no, Teeny and Flock are both very religious. I overheard Flock telling my father that he fancied he was meant to be a Tristan to Teeny's Isolde—an ill-fated love that would never result in marital fulfillment.”

“I think that both Flock and Nettle are far too old for Teeny. What is she, eighteen?”

“Yes. She told me that older men, like Flock, look at her differently, even speak to her differently from young men. She said she quite likes the older guzzards.”

“Guzzards? Good Lord, am I nearly a guzzard, Miss Mayberry?”

“I would say you have a good half dozen years before you reach the guzzard level, Lord Beecham.”

“My lord.”

“Yes, Nettle? What is it?”

“I pray that you will not desert me in my time of need.”

“Naturally not, Nettle. What need specifically do you see looming?”

“Flock is looming, my lord. He just told me he would pull my gullet out through my ear if I even so much as smile at Miss Teeny again.”

“Don't worry, Nettle,” Helen said. “I will discipline Flock if he steps over the line.”

Lord Beecham gave her a look of great interest. “Just how will you do that, Miss Mayberry?”

“I am not in the habit of giving out free advice on my specialty, Lord Beecham. Now,” she said, turning away from him, “go about your business, Nettle, and don't smile at Teeny. It is possible that Lord Prith, not Flock, might challenge you to a duel. He is very fond of Flock.

“Look beyond Teeny's left shoulder, not at her face. Save yourself from my father, who could smash you if he simply decided to sit on you.”

“He won't be a broken man for long,” Lord Beecham said as he cynically watched his valet wander away into the taproom of the Wet Sexton's Inn in the middle of Henchly, a small town not far from Court Hammering. They were stopping, Lord Prith had shouted out his window to Helen, because he wished to taste the ale that the inn's owner, Mr. Clappe, had made just three months ago, a new recipe that might please his lordship exceedingly.

“My father also likes ale,” Helen said, following her sire into the inn.

As the three entered the low-beamed taproom, Lord Beecham wasn't surprised to find Flock already against the wall with his arms crossed over his scrawny chest, making certain that no one dared treat them with less than boot-licking respect.

“It is not a badly run inn,” Helen said as she sipped the new ale that Mr. Clappe, all good humor and fat belly, carefully and respectfully placed in her hands. “There's a bit too much grease ground into the tabletops, but men seem to feel comfortable with a certain amount of filth. Mr. Clappe is attentive, but perhaps he is a bit too effusive with you, Father.”

“You mean as in he toadies, Nell?”

“Yes, Father. Mr. Clappe toadies.”

“He can toady all he likes,” Lord Prith said, wiping his hand across his mouth, “so long as he keeps this ale coming. Clappe! I want a cask of this excellent ale. Two casks. See to it.” He turned back to his daughter and Lord Beecham and beamed. “Best inn in England other than my dear daughter's. Only thing, though, Nell, you don't let men drink as much as they'd like to. You turn off the spigot just when they're beginning to shuck off their worries.”

“Nonsense, Father. If I let them, the men would drink until they dropped dead on the floor.”

“You shouldn't try to change men's habits, Nell.”

“I'd rather haul them outside into the inn yard rather than watch them retch in my taproom. Also, I don't want them to spend all their shillings on ale. Most of them have families, you know.”

“If they keep coming back, sir,” Lord Beecham said, “then whatever she is doing must surely work.”

“There is no other inn in Court Hammering that serves such excellent victuals,” Lord Prith said.

“Indeed,” Helen said. “I feed them well and don't let their innards corrode with too much drink. I do a favor to all the wives in Court Hammering. Come to think of it, perhaps you could consider me something in the manner of the patroness saint of food and drink in Court Hammering.”

Once two huge casks of Mr. Clappe's ale were firmly secured atop Lord Prith's carriage, they were off for the final seven miles to Court Hammering.

“Actually, we live at Shugborough Hall, just east of Court Hammering.”

“I have never heard that name before.”

“My great-grandfather built Shugborough Hall back in the early part of the last century. It is really quite beautiful, particularly with the sun bright behind it. You see, it is all creamy brick quarried over at Pelton Abbott. It just softens more and more as time passes. What with all the wildly growing ivy climbing over the walls, it is probably the most charming manor house in the area.

“The grounds are quite spectacular, since my father enjoys flowers and gardens and thick hedges everywhere. The various lawns stretch from the hall a good fifty yards in every direction, lush green.”

“How many gardeners does your father employ?”

“At last count, I believe it was thirteen. There is a head gardener, of course, and four under-gardeners. There are three men who do nothing else but scythe the lawns. Oh, yes, there are even two peacocks strolling around the grounds. Father calls them, originally, Peacock and Peahen, or, when they're making too much racket, he just yells out, ‘Pea and Pea, shut your beaks!' ”

Lord Beecham's first view of Shugborough Hall fulfilled what she had said. Not only was it a graceful manor house, it was also set atop a gently rolling hill that sloped down on all sides, the incredible green lawn ending only at the edge of a fast-flowing stream that ran east to west. Massive old willow trees framed the stream, with oak and lime trees dotted over the rest of the lawn. The home wood beyond was a thick collection of maple trees. The carriage drive was narrow, an afterthought, Lord Beecham suspected—that, or no owner had ever wanted a graveled drive to cut into the beautiful flowing green lawn. The ivy on the cream brick walls was kept neatly trimmed. No danger of it overwhelming the house.

“It is very nice,” he said to Lord Prith when they were both standing in front of the manor.

“Thank you, my boy. A snug little property, if I do say so myself. Been happy here. So was my Matilda, God bless her beautiful soul.” He gave a lusty sigh, then yelled, “Hinkel! Get your scrawny buttocks out here to help with the luggage.”

“Our long-suffering footman,” Helen said close to Lord Beecham's ear. “The thing is, he is very skinny, especially from behind.”

“Sort of like a windowpane?” He turned to smile at her. It still made him start that he didn't have to look down at the sound of a woman's voice. No, she was right there, her mouth on a level with his, not more than five inches away.

“Exactly.”

He did not realize he had been staring at her, but she did, and leaned even a bit closer. “Shall I tell you about what I fantasize you to be doing while I am pulling off your right boot?”

“Yes,” he said, his eyes glazed.

She gave a merry laugh and went into Shugborough Hall.

 

One hour later, after a light luncheon of sliced chicken topped with apricot chutney, crunchy fresh bread with the sweetest butter Lord Beecham had ever tasted, and orange and pear slices sprinkled with roasted almonds, enjoyed with Lord Prith's favorite drink, champagne, a treat that Lord Beecham declined, he found himself sitting at Miss Helen Mayberry's charming gilt-and-white Louis XV desk in a sunny back chamber that didn't enjoy the presence of many gentlemen, she had told him. It was her estate room, where she conducted all her business. It was also her library, where she read and thought and dreamed about the lamp and what it
really
did.

She carefully placed the iron cask on the desk in front of him. “It's very old. But solid. After all these hundreds upon hundreds of years, it is still strong.”

“I wish there was some way we could tell just how old it really is,” he said. Slowly, with infinite care, he pulled the fraying leather strap off its hook and lifted it, then gently raised the domed lid. He breathed in deeply. It was an ancient smell, he thought, ancient and something else. Not only did it smell very old, the hundreds of years leaving a vaguely yeasty scent with perhaps just a hint of the smell of olives, but also it didn't seem quite to belong here in this modern world where everything was explained by science and there were no more mysteries, no more magic, no more strange phenomena that boggled a man's brain.

Olives, he thought. Yes, there was the faint but distinct smell of olives. And something else as well. It nearly overwhelmed him, this feeling that the cask was, in and of itself, important—very important. He felt it deep inside himself. It was also frightening because it did not feel to him as if it was of this world.

What did he mean by that? That this cask had somehow floated down from another world? One of the millions of stars he looked at in the heavens? It had come from one of them? Oh, certainly not. Just breathing in the smell of this ancient cask with its scent of olives and yeast was making him more fanciful than Helen's little jest about pulling off his boots had done.

“I wish,” he said, “that we could find a person who has been around something magical, something exquisitely different from everything we know. He could perhaps explain, just breathing in the air of this cask, just touching it, how old it is and where it came from.”

“Yes, and what it is doing here. Hidden in a wall in the back of an old cave in a cliff beside the sea.”