Read The Dragons of Babel Online
Authors: Michael Swanwick
They began to descend a long brick stairway along the far wall.
They glimmered in the dark, did the elves, like starlight. They carried Maglites and aluminum bats. Some wore camouflage suits. Some had night goggles. They were nine in number, and uncannily young, little more than children. Their leader drained the last of his beer and threw away the can. It rattled into silence.
Will waited until they were off the stairs and had clambered over the water main and started across the cistern floor. Then he kick-started the motorcycle. It was a stripped-down Kawasaki three cylinder two-stroke, easy to handle and loud as hell. Pulling out of the niche, Will cranked the machine hard left and opened it up. The vault ceiling bouncing the engine's roar back at him, he charged at the elf-pack like a banshee with her ass on fire.
It felt great to be on a cycle again! Puck Berrysnatcher, back when he and Will were best friends, had owned a dirt
bike and they'd practiced on it, turn on turn, until they'd both mastered such stunts as young males thought important.
Will popped a wheelie and came to a stop not ten yards from the astonished elves.
Throttling down the engine so he could be heard, he cried, “I challenge thee by the
holmgangulog
, if thou hast honor! I am the captain and the rightwise defender of my folk. Present your champion that we may contest at deeds of arms.”
A disbelieving look, followed by low, mean laughter passed among the elves. “So you know the politesse of challenge, Master Scarecrow,” said the foremost of them. whatever else he might be, he was no coward. “Very well. I hight Florian of House L'Inconnu.” He bowed mockingly. “What is your name and what terms do you propose?”
“Captain Jack Riddle,” Will said, choosing the nom de guerre almost at random. “High explosives at close quarters.”
The elf-brat rubbed his chin, as if amused. “Your proposal is scarce workable.” Casually, his hand crept downward between the lapels of his jacket. Doubtless he had a gun there in a shoulder harness. “For, you see, I have no explosives with me.”
“Tough titty,” Will said.
With a muttered word, he detonated the bomb that earlier he had very carefully placed for maximum effect.
The water main, which was directly behind the Break-necks, blew open.
A great wave of water struck the Breakneck Boys from behind, knocking them over and tumbling them helplessly before it. But notâand this was the crucial part of Will's planâkilling any of them.
Will, meanwhile, had spun around his bike and opened the throttle wide. He raced downslope ahead of the cascading water, cut a right so sharp he almost lost control, and
was out of the cistern and roaring up a narrow electric conduit access tunnel without a single drop getting on him.
He would have liked to have seen the Breaknecks gather themselves together after the water washed them down to the bottom of the cistern. It would have been worth much to have heard their curses and witnessed their dismay as they pulled themselves up and began the long and soggy journey back aboveground. But you couldn't have everything.
Anyway, he was sure to hear of it. There was a slit-gallery near the top of the cistern that had been used for inspections, which was thronged with silent watchers, soldiers from the Army of Night and potential recruits from Niflheim and possibly even Hjördis herself. They'd have seen and heard everything. They'd have witnessed how he had routed their enemies without the least injury to himself. They'd want a share in his glory. They'd boast of his prowess. No longer was he merely their champion.
He was their hero now.
T
hat evening the johatsu migrated several miles deeper into the tunnels. They moved silently and surely, and when they found their destinationâan abandoned pneumatic train tube from an experimental line that went bankrupt in the Century of the TurbineâLord Weary sent his specialists to tap into the electric and water lines. Even at this distance from the shattered main, the water pressure was lessened. But unlike the citizens above, they'd known to fill plastic bottles beforehand.
“Dockweed,” Will said. A hudkin snapped to attention. “Take a couple of likely lads and scout out a good location for latrines. Not too close to the encampment. That's unsanitary.” He caught Lord Weary looking at him, and hastily added, “If that's all right with you, sir.”
Lord Weary waved a hand, endorsing everything. Then, placing an arm over Will's shoulder, so that it would be ostentatiously obvious to all that they two were conferring
with perfect confidence, he murmured, “Dearer art thou to me, after your little escapade today, than meat and drink to a starving man. Stand by me and I shall raise you higher than you can imagine, so that my empire rests upon your shoulders. But if you ever again give orders in my presence without first deferring to me, I'll have you gutted and chained to the bedrock for the rats to eat alive. Do you understand?”
Will swallowed. “Sir.”
“I would regret it, of course. But discipline knows no favorites.” He released Will. “Tell me something. What exactly have we accomplished today? Other than raising morale, I mean. In a day or three, the main will be rebuilt. The Breakneck Boys are still alive. By now they're probably fast asleep in their feather beds.”
“We've cut off an entire neighborhood from water for however long the repairs last. They'll take that seriously up above. If their investigations turn up the Breaknecks' involvement, it will be a political embarrassment for their parents. If not, the Breakneck Boys will still know what a close call it was. The smarter among them will realize they were given a warning. That I could as easily have killed them. We won't be seeing them back again.”
“There'll be others.”
Will grinned wolfishly. “Bring' em on.”
But his bravado was all bluster and bluff. Nothing here below was as simple as it seemed. While he was waiting in ambush for the Breakneck Boys, the Whisperer had called him Willâyet he had given that name to nobody in the territories below.
So how had the Whisperer known?
Will adapted to the darkness. He learned its ways, learned to love the stillness and the silence of it. He grew familiar with the rumor of distant trains, the small dripping and creaking and scurrying sounds that were normal to the tunnels, and the fainter and more furtive noises that were not. He learned how to crouch motionless for hours, his eyes so thoroughly adapted to the dark that when a transit worker or a patrolman went by with a flashlight, he had to narrow them to slits against its glare. He learned how to move silent as a wraith, so that he could follow these intruders from the upper world for hours without them suspecting a thing.
Nighttimes, he went upstairs to dumpster-dive and sometimes to steal. Just to keep in touch with his troops. It was important for them to know that he could do the work of any one of them and did not consider it beneath him. On deep patrols, when it was not possible to go topside for food, he learned to catch and roast and eat rats. Whenever they could spare the time, he sent his forces out to explore and to map, until he knew more of Babel's underworld than any individual ever had before. He would interview any wanderer who passed through Lord Weary's territory, and those who were capable but solitary by nature he organized
into a loose confederation of messengers, so that for the first time all the johatsu communities were kept informed of each other's goings-on.
Volunteers arrived daily, anxious to serve under the hero of whom they'd heard so much. Most of them were turned away. Nevertheless, the Army of Night grew. Little by little, their territory was expanding. Bindlestiffs, sadistic cops, degenerate trolls, and other predators learned to avoid tunnels marked with the three-lines-and-a-triangle that had become the token of Captain Jack's protection.
Will knew his work was bearing fruit the day he ghosted up behind a transit cop, squeezed his upper arm in one hand, whispered softly in his ear, “My name is Jack Riddle and if you want to live, you'll place your revolver on the ground beside you and leave,” and was instantly obeyed.
That same day, one of his runners brought him a wanted poster from up above. It had a crude drawing of a fey with his grinning face paint, hat, and skull necklace, and it read:
WANTED FOR TERRORIST ACTIVITY,
THE DEMON, SPRITE, OR GAUNT KNOWN AS
JACK RIDDLE
Aliases: Captain Jack Riddle, Captain Jack,
Jack the Lucky, Laughing Jack
DESCRIPTION
Date of Birth:
UnknownHair:
BlondPlace of Birth:
UnknownEyes:
DarkHeight:
UnknownSex:
MaleWeight:
UnknownComplexion:
PaleBuild:
SlimCitizenship:
UnknownScars and Marks:
None known
Remarks:
A flamboyant dresser, Riddle's dramatic persona has led some to speculate that he may have formerly been involved in theater. By his bearing, he may once have been associated with the aristocracy, possibly as a servant. JACK RIDDLE IS BEING SOUGHT FOR HIS ROLE IN NUMEROUS TERRORIST ACTS PERFORMED IN CONNECTION WITH HIS LEADERSHIP OF A SUBTERRANEAN PARAMILITARY FORCE THAT HAS COMMITTED ASSAULTS UPON AGENTS OF HIS ABSENT MAJESTY'S GOVERNANCE AS WELL AS UPON INNOCENT MEMBERS OF THE CITIZENRY OF BABEL.
CAUTION
HE HAS A SAVAGE TEMPER AND SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
REWARD
His Absent Majesty's governance is offering the in for mant's weight in gold to any citizen in Categories C through G or a statistically derived equivalent for all others, for information leading directly to the arrest of Jack Riddle.