The Dragons of Babel (33 page)

Almost too late, Will assumed his mooncalf/halfwit persona. “Witch? Oh yes, her. Was she really with the polits? I think she wanted to cuff me and haul me off to her dungeon.”

“You're safe here, whatever your offense may have been. They wouldn't dare arrest anybody over whom House L'In-connu has extended its protection—a status that encompasses all our guests, of course.”

“I'm not sure I fall under the heading of guest. Shorty implied I did not.”

“Shorty? If you mean Hrothgar Thalwegsson, I'd advise you with all my heart not to use one of Mother's whimsical little informalities in his presence. Even I couldn't get away
with that. But Hrothgar's made of solid stuff. You'll like him when you get to know him.”

“He sicced Zorya Vechernyaya on me.”

Amiably, Florian said, “I've already spoken to him about that. I promise it won't happen again.” He gestured with his cigarette. “I see you now wear your ring with the stone inward.”

“It was attracting too much attention.” Will bowed curtly. “It has been pleasant chatting with you,” he lied. “But now I must be going.”

Behind him, somebody cleared his throat.

Will turned.

Three rows of teeth like daggers. A lion's body. Shaggy red hair. Blue eyes. A hound's ears. A quilled back. The bearded face of a man. A handlebar moustache. The tail of a scorpion. So grotesque were its features that Will could not immediately assemble them in his mind to make up one creature. Then it all fell together.

A manticore.

The manticore grinned a grin as wide as the sun. “You're not leaving just yet, chum.” His breath stank of rotted meat. “Not until the boss says you can.”

Will stuck his hands in his trousers and jingled the coins insolently. Under cover of this, he reached down deep within himself to where the dragon lay, quiescent but alert, and asked: What should I do?

They've got you boxed in. Pretend you don't notice. Play along. Wait for your chance
.

“I'll go where I want and when I wish. As for your threats…” He snapped his fingers under the monster's nose. “That for them!”

The manticore snorted.

Despite his bravado, Will was terrified. With the dragon's help, he might be able to take Florian. But not the manticore. Manticores were notoriously savage. Gustave
Flaubert had written of one, “The gleam of my scarlet hide mingles with the shimmering of the great sands. Through my nostrils I exhale the terror of solitudes. I spit forth plague. I devour armies when they venture into the desert.” No one alive could say for sure that he had meant those words metaphorically.

Will was royally fucked.

Within him, the dragon whispered,
Be patient
.

“Here is our problem,” Florian said, taking Will's arm. “We find ourselves in a state of quantum uncertainty. Either you are, as Hrothgar believes, a fraud, or else you are His Absent Majesty's rightful heir.” He walked Will down the hall, away from the ballroom. “Perhaps it's the romantic in me, but I should like to believe in you.”

“Believe what you wish, I am neither fraud nor heir.”

“Yes, yes, yes. There are three possibilities at work here. One is that you are a con man, pure and simple. In which case you will be easily revealed without my having to get involved in the matter. The second is that you're an innocent caught up in the machinations of a con man and in so deep over your head that you can see no alternative but to thrash onward, in hopes of reaching the far shore. In which case, I am prepared to offer you full amnesty and gainful employment. You are obviously a clever fellow, and as you can see”—he nodded toward the manticore—“I have uses for extraordinary individuals. Take my offer and I swear upon my very name that you will not regret it.” Will said nothing. “No? Then we come circling back to the third and most piquant possibility. I realize that the odds of your being the true king's by-blow are slight. Ahhh, but if you are, if you
are…
”

“If I am?”

Still holding Will's arm tight, Florian touched Will's chest fleetingly, caressingly. “Then we can do great things together,” he murmured.

They came to a spiral staircase and went down it. The
stairs lit up under their feet and faded back to gloom behind them. The manticore padded quietly in their wake.

“Where are we going?”

“In case you haven't noticed, I'm trying to be your friend—and, believe me, I am a friend well worth having. Your obvious coolness suggests that I have done you some harm in the past. Well, politics is a brutal business. In the pursuit of the public good, I have doubtless done grievous hurt to many. Yet if you do indeed ascend to the Perilous Siege, you will need allies. Nor will you care if their hands are dirty. So it would be to our mutual benefit to come to a rapprochement.”

They had come to the bottom of the stairs. To one side were twin doors carved with ithyphallic represen ta tions of Grangousier and Falstaff, two perhaps-real, perhaps-legendary heroes of the Khazar Dynasty in Babel's ancient past. “Let me show you something.”

The doors opened at Florian's touch, revealing an enormous study, with leather chairs, ashtrays, reading tables, and newspaper racks. Fairy lights lofted into the air at their approach, filling the room with a gentle golden glow.

They crossed a silk Kashan carpet vast as an ocean and woven in a pictographic history of the world and stopped dead center on Babel. Wonderingly, Will stared up at a domed ceiling so high that it required three walking galleries to provide access to the bookshelves lining the walls. It was an extravagant waste of space that—in this neighborhood, particularly—impressed him more than a mound of rubies could have done. Globes of all the worlds, each with its cities, nations, and land masses neatly labeled, spun gently in the air above.

“Here,” Florian said, “we shall put an end to all mysteries.” He stubbed out his cigarette. Then he picked up a wooden box from a nearby table. This he tossed lightly in the air, caught, and put down again. “It doesn't look like much, does it?”

Will felt the force of Florian's urbane smile with the same intensity as he did the manticore's unblinking stare. He was in terrible peril here. He would have fled, if only that were possible. “No.”

“Try to pick it up.”

Will did. Casually at first, with one hand, and then with both. It did not budge. He set both feet under him and tried again, with more force. But though he strained so hard that sweat came to his brow, the box did not move.

“That's quite a trick,” he said at last. “Electromagnets and an iron bar inside?”

Florian laughed lightly. “Hardly. The box was carved of heartwood from Yggdrasil, the world tree. The combined military might of all the nations could not move or open it. Only those of my family can do so. Yet of itself, the box is a trinket. It serves only to hold something that truly is precious.

“This,” he said, opening the box, “is House L'Inconnu's greatest treasure.”

The box was empty.

F
lorian paled. First his skin turned white as snow and then with a crackle of ozone the hero-light blazed about his head. His face seemed a skull, his eyes pools of black savagery. A wind whipped through the room, setting newspapers to flight and their racks clattering to the floor. Elf-brat though he was, Florian was also a Power. He swelled up in Will's sight a full foot taller than he had been before, and correspondingly larger. Rounding on Will in a fury, he seized Will's jacket in one hand and lifted him off the floor. “What have you done with it?”

“I don't know what you're talking about!” Will cried.

Florian paled. First his skin turned white as snow and then with a crackle of ozone the hero-light blazed about his head. His face seemed a skull, his eyes pools of black savagery. A wind whipped through the room, setting newspapers to flight and their racks clattering to the floor. Elf-brat though he was, Florian was also a Power. He swelled up in Will's sight a full foot taller than he had been before, and correspondingly larger. Rounding on Will in a fury, he seized Will's jacket in one hand and lifted him off the floor.
“What have you done with it?”

“I don't know what you're talking about!” Will cried.

Florian ripped off Will's domino and studied his face grimly. At last, voice trembling with suppressed rage, he said, “You don't look familiar. How can somebody I don't even know have done such a deed?”

“He didn't do it while I was here, boss,” the manticore said. “I was watching the rat-bastard like a hawk.”

With a roar of frustration, Florian flung Will away from him. “Stay here. Watch him,” he commanded the manticore. “I'm going to fetch Thalwegsson; he'll know what to do.” He paused in the doorway. “If he tries to leave, rip his limbs off. But leave him alive so he can face an inquisition.”

The doors slammed and he was gone.

After Will had picked himself up off the floor and donned his Pierrot costume again, the manticore yawned hugely and lay down flat on the rug. “You're skunked now,” he remarked conversationally. The quills on his back folded down neatly, but his segmented and stinger-tipped tail thrashed back and forth as restlessly as a cat's. “I don't know how you worked it—that box is only supposed to open to a pure-blooded L'Inconnu—but you chose the wrong folks to rip off.”

“I have to get back to the dance,” Will said.

“I think we both know that's not gonna happen.” The manticore closed his eyes. “But if you want to try, I'm willing to give you a ten-stride head start.”

His breathing grew slow and regular.

He's overconfident, the dragon murmured. Let me loose and it's even money he'll be a dead little bug-cat before he knows what he's fighting
.

Will did not think much of those odds. So he thought back to all he had learned since coming to Babel. What would Nat do under these circumstances? Something clever, no doubt. Will wasn't feeling at all clever. What would Salem Toussaint do? That seemed a more productive line of reasoning to pursue.

“There's no reason you and I shouldn't be pals,” Will said. “What would it take to convince you we're on the same side?”

The manticore opened his eyes the merest slit. “Nothing I can think of.”

“Let me make you a proposition.” Slowly, Will slid his wallet out of his pocket. Even more slowly, he opened it and fanned the contents. “I've got thirteen hundred dollars in here.” He laid the wallet down at his feet and then stepped back three careful paces. “Let me leave unmolested and it's yours.”

Lazily, the manticore stood, arching its back like a cat, and then padded over to the wallet. One claw delicately teased out the bills. He looked up and his piercing blue eyes met Will's. He grinned.

“Pass, friend.”

I
n three heartbeats Will had slipped out of the library and closed the door behind him. Then he ran up the stairs as fast as his feet would take him.
Get the hell out of here
, the dragon advised, and for once Will agreed with him wholeheartedly.

But no matter how Will searched, he could not find an exit. It was as if he were trapped in a labyrinth. Every twist and turn he took sooner or later inevitably took him looping back to the ballroom.

He was in a bad position here. Yet, strangely, he felt elated. The energy that all the dancing and flirtation had taken out of him had returned in force. He was in savage danger and he could handle it. Provided only that he could get away from the ballroom.

As apparently he could not.

Well… if he could not, there was only one thing to do.

The moon had risen during his absence from the ballroom. It hung low in the sky, as big and orange as a pumpkin. Ignoring the murmurous regard of the assembled elf-horde, Will scanned the room for Alcyone.

Across the terrace he saw a burst of red.

He went straight to her.

Alcyone's eyes flashed with anger when Will took her arm as if they were old friends about to take a stroll. Her
free hand rose slightly as if she would slap him but had restrained herself. It was a warning. “The attentions of a small-time hustler are not required here, sirrah.”

“Smile,” Will said quietly. “They've discovered your theft.”

“That's impossible. They wouldn't—”

“Florian wanted to show off the ring.” Will placed his lips by Alcyone's ear, as if he might nibble on the lobe, and whispered, “I'm going to kiss you now. Enjoy it if you can. Otherwise, fake it. Then pull back, take my hand, and tug me out the nearest door. Don't try to be subtle. I'm your trophy. They all envy you. We've got to leave and it's important that nobody guesses why.”

There were servants in the hall—dwarves and haints in livery—so they walked without any particular haste until the corridor took a bend and there was no one in sight. Instantly, Alcyone released Will's hand, kicked off her heels and, holding her dress above her knees, fled like the wind.

Will ran after her.

“This isn't the way out,” he said.

“All ways to the exits lead past Fata L'Inconnu and her dwarf consiglieri. By now they'll be guarded. Luckily, I foresaw this contingency and I have a way to get myself out.”

“Ourselves, you mean.”

“Only if I have no choice.”

“You don't.”

Alcyone stopped at a nondescript door. It unlocked itself at her touch and they went within.

The room was shadowy, but even so, Will noted the canopied bed that billowed invitingly in the night breeze from the open balcony doors. Astarte herself would not have felt disgraced by it. The room smelled of talcum powder, perfume, and roses. Under other circumstances, he would have wanted for the two of them to linger in it.

Alcyone stepped out onto the balcony. “Are you coming, asshole?”
Will did. Outside, Alcyone's hippogriff stood saddled and ready, placidly eating the heads off a potful of geraniums. Its eyes were as large as saucers, as red as garnets. They studied him thoughtfully.