I have been assigned by order of Richard Marin, Director of Internal Affairs for the System Security Force, to take administrative charge of this settlement, bring it in line with the laws and customs of the System of Federated Nations, and organize your defense against both the insurgent forces and
criminal aspects seeking to take advantage of you, Pikar said with a straight face. I wondered, briefly, why Marin never just cut the cord and promoted himself to Director of the Whole Fucking World, or What Was Left of It After the F-90s.
Cant,
the mans outdated ghost whispered in my head.
Programming limits.
Pikar was looking around to see how well his shit was floating, and didnt look pleased, his red face getting darker, his knuckles white at his sides.
Perhaps you have heard, he managed to say calmly, putting his hands on his hips in a practiced motion that pushed his coat back to reveal the twin guns under his arms and the battered badge clipped to his belt, rumors of SFNA Press Gangs in the region. He nodded crisply. I can confirm this.
I glanced at the two windows, small and cloudy, that were set into the front wall. Against the snow I could clearly see dark forms gathered at each, and I put my eyes back on Pikar to make sure he hadnt noticed. He hadnt; he was caught up in the pitch. I knew what was coming next. I could have written the script for him.
There is no reason to fear, however, as I am here now to organize your defense against these dangerous rebels. He was all business now. Hed given us the scare, showed us the cannons, and now came the offer. He turned to signal Bixon for another drink. Bixon, who was as wide as he was tall, all beery muscle without a hint of Augments, was just standing there behind his rotting makeshift bar, hands hidden, caressing, I had no doubt, his prize possession: a personally restored 10-09 Shredder, original SSF issue and held together, literally, by tightly wound strands of silvery wire. It had seven rounds left and odds were it was going to explode in his hands if he ever dared fire it, but it still made grown men who knew what it was shit their pants when they saw it.
I will require the following items in order to fund and organize my office here, Pikar boomed, tapping his fingers on the bar. First
Id had enough. First, shut the fuck up, I said. I didnt say it loud. Everyone heard me anyway. This was what I got paid for, if you counted a roof over my head and enough tasteless gruel to keep me alivenot to mention a bottomless tab at Bixonsas pay. I hadnt received any better offers, so Id stayed on, kicking asses and running shitheads along.
The ex-cop was looking at me, and to his credit all his nervous tics were instantly gone, replaced with the careful stillness of someone trained to handle himself. Excuse me, citizen?
I stood up, wooden cup in one hand as I slid my other into the oily pocket of my raincoat. I waved the cup a little as I pushed through the slit cut into the fabric and put my palm on the butt of my prized Roon, oiled every night and cleaned every other, gleaming and smooth like there was no such thing as rust, decay, or death. I made for the bar, working hard to keep the pain and stiffness in my leg from showing. I said shut the fuck up, youre making this place smell worse than it normally does with that bullshit, and thats saying something. I placed my cup on the bar. Sorry, Bix.
Bixon nodded, his eyes still locked on Pikar. No worries, Avery.
Pikar turned his head slightly toward Bix but kept his eyes on me. Logging the bartender as a combatant, marking his position, probably noting for the first time the absence of visible hands. He shifted his weight and angled his fingers from his belt to tap the badge.
You dont want to fuck with Police, friend, he said. This is official business.
I nodded, leaning with my back against the bar. The badge had shorted out and didnt have the cheery gold glow of the holograph anymore. From what I hear, the System Pigs business these days is tripping over themselves retreating from the army. You aint the first asshole to wander in here out of the fucking snow with holes in his fucking shoes trying to shake us down. Youre looking for assholes, soft touches. Keep walking until you find some.
That was his one chance, I decided. Fair was fair.
He kept his flat little eyes on me, and his hands perfectly still. His jowls, though, were quivering, rhythmically, bouncing slightly with every thudding heartbeat that kept his face purple. Then he smiled.
New York, he said, jolly now. The accent. Youre Old Work from the island, right? Spent a few weeks in some Blank Rooms here and there, uh?
I shrugged. You dont know me. He probably did know my name, but it didnt matter.
He nodded. Maybe not. I know your type. Strawman, stuffed with shit. You all think this piece of turd is your hero? he suddenly asked the room. Youre betting on the wrong man.
My own heart was pounding, and my stomach was complaining about Bixons swill. A cold sweat had popped out on my face too, and I wondered if there was any way to turn puking my guts out into an advantage in a gunfight.
Look out the windows, Hoss, I advised. Weve called out the militia.
He squinted at me. I almost felt sorry for him: he wasnt an avatar, so that meant hed been in some backwater post, a fuckup out in the middle of nowhere, or else hed been running a lot longer than Id imagined. Desperate. Shot on sight if the army found him, packed into a data brick for leisurely debriefing whenever the immortal Dick Marin felt like it, if the cops picked him uphe was screwed. He wanted to look, but he didnt want to be stupid, didnt want to
look
stupid. That was all he had left. The aura of a cop.
Everything was falling apart, sure. Dingane had it right. Even the System Pigs were just ghosts these days.
The shadows in the windows looked good. Menacing. Remy and his friends had balls, sure. They didnt have any
guns,
but you couldnt tell that through the windows. It didnt matter if Pikar looked or not, if he saw men with rifles or kids pissing their short pantsit made him think, it fucked him up, and that was all it was meant to do.
He snorted. Im taking control of this settlement, he said slowly. I am ordering you to hand over whatever it is youre fondling in your pocket and take your seat.
I had everyone trained by this point, and I was pretty sure I could count on them to stay still and not do anything Id regret. Except Bixon. I struggled to keep my eyes off the barrel-shaped asshole and contented myself with hoping he didnt do anything Id regret. The whole place was still and quiet, narrowed down to Pikar and me, my aching leg and stiff back. I wondered, for a second, if Pikar was aching too, how old he was, what hed been through.
And then he moved.
It was good too. Hed taken the windows seriously, and realized that with me and Bix standing across from him, we were nailed in crossfire, so he went low, crouching down and yanking his guns out beautifully, both clear and in his hands in a blink as he duckwalked to put his back against the front door, out of the imaginary rifles sight lines. Jerking the Roon up and out of my pocket, I put two bullets an inch or so from his left ear and then threw myself up and back onto the bar, giving myself a load of tiny splinters as I pushed across, dropping behind it like a sack of wet cement.
As I righted myself on the floor, I saw Bix heaving the Shredder up with a yell, and before I could stop him he depressed the trigger and the familiar head-splitting whine filled the room, the 10-09 barked and jerked up and out of Bixons hands, spluttering six rounds into the ceiling before it smacked Bix in the nose hard enough to break it.
I hedgehogged up, poking my head over the bar just long enough to take in the room and then dropping back down, braced for the
pop-pop-pop
of a trained shot. There was nothing, no noise at all. I heaved myself back up with a grunt and let the bar support me for a moment, the Roon pointed at Pikar, who was slumped in front of the door, his belly a swamp of blood, one arm still up, holding his gun on me. Everyone else was sitting, frozen, like this was all just the fucking floor show.
Pikar was grinning blood. As I slowly walked the length of the bar to step around, his gun followed me, inch by inch. Just as I cleared the crates, his finger twitched, sending me to the floor with a choking grunt. Instead of the thudding bark of a shot, there was just a dry click. I pushed myself back up to put the Roon on him. The cop was just laughing, still holding the gun on me. As I got to my feet, he pulled the trigger a dozen more times, getting the same dry click each time.
You shot me with a fucking
shredding rifle,
he sputtered, flecks of bloody spit spraying from his mouth and landing on the floor, where the dry wood soaked them up forever. You fucking
rats
. I dont even have any fucking
bullets
.
I stood up and kept the shiny Roon on him. My ass burned like someone had stabbed a million tiny pieces of wood into it. What kind of asshole pulls his piece if he cant do anything with it? Were you going to throw it at me?
Fuck you. He sighed, deflating. He was still holding his useless gun on me, even though his arm shook with the effort.
Avery, Gerry suddenly said, her voice a scratchy whisper. Okay, man, the situations calmed. Well take care of him from here.
I nodded without looking at her. Pikar was still smiling at me. You were a cop, I said. You know how this works. You pull a gun, you take the consequences. Id learned a lot about the human race over the years. Id learned that the dead didnt stay dead, Id learned that no good deed ever went unpunished. And Id learned that trying to have a code of honor got you a lot of people telling you how much respect they had for you while they were beating your head against the floor.
Ignoring the dull pain in my leg, I drew a bead and put a shell in Pikars face. Then one more in his chest just to be safe, making him twitch and flop. I turned and stumped to the bar, slipping my Roon back into place and then putting my shaking hands flat on the crates. The only cure for Bixons rotgut was more, and fast. It got deadly only when you stopped.