Authors: Jesse Sheidlower
fucking Able
[
FUCKING
+ former military communications alphabet
Able
‘A’]
Military.
=
FUCKING
-A.
1966
R. Newhafer
No More Bugles in the Sky
176: That certainly is tough shit, Danang. You are fucking able right I violated air space.
fucking-A well
adverb
=
FUCKING WELL
.
1976
H. Crews
Feast of Snakes
83: He fucking-A-well had the words right.
fuckingly
adverb
extremely; incredibly.
[
ca
1890
My Secret Life
IX. xii.: The cunt slightly open and fuckingly aromatic, smelling like the cunt of a woman.]
1927
E. Hemingway in
Selected Letters
(1981) 261: Got a sheet to fill out from Who’s Who and my life has been so fuckingly complicated that I was only able to answer two of the questions.
1930
J. C. Powys in
Diary
(1987) 191: Had Devilish & fuckingly sharp discomfort in my ulcer.
a
1932
A. Nin in
Henry & June
(1986) 181: Henry loves me, but not fuckingly, not fuckingly.
1952
in G. Legman
Limerick
(1954) 47: The skater, Barbara Ann Scott/Is so fuckingly “winsome” a snot.
1952
M. Horwitz
Letter
(Aug. 9) in
We Will not be Strangers: Korean War Letters
(1997) 54: Fuckingly well done.
1971
P. Zindel
And Miss Reardon Drinks a Little
10: That whole pack of academically defunct eternally matriculated and fuckingly overpaid nuts and what are they saying?
2002
N. Vida
End of Marriage
215: I have this connection in New York, he gets the most fuckingly beautiful Stickley pieces.
fucking well
adverb
very well; absolutely; (often used for emphasis). Compare similar use of
bloody well
.
1922
T. E. Lawrence
The Mint
(1955) 80: She’ll stay as she fuckin’ well is.
1931
J. Brophy & E. Partridge
Songs & Slang of the British Soldier
(ed. 3) 17 [refers to WWI]: By adding -ing and -ingwell [to
fuck
] an adjective and adverb were formed and thrown into every sentence.
1939
A. C. Bessie
Men in Battle
177: God send the—day when we’ll—fuckin’ well march no more!
1939
in
Southern Folklore Quarterly
XL. 104: Look at the people, furkin’ well cryin’;/Isn’t it nice to be furkin’ well dead.
1945
E. Hemingway in
Selected Letters
(1981) 590: If he doesn’t take care of you he better never fucking well run into me.
1948
R. Lowry
Find Me in Fire
143: You’re fucking well right he had his pension—and they had his leg. Did he have to keep reminding them of the bargain? Or did they feel they were being cheated? He could fucking well assure them they hadn’t been.
1952
J. Kerouac
Visions of Cody
201: You got the whole thing fuckingwell summed up.
1952
in M. Russ
Last Parallel
13: I was behind the wheel of a fuckin’ Diesel truck before you ever learned to fuckin’ well drive.…
1965
S. Friedman
Totempole
267: You better fucking-well believe it!
1971
H. Selby
Room
42: You’re fucking well right he did.
1973
P. Maas
Serpico
200: Get this fucking-well straight.
1974–77
A. Hoffman
Property Of
166: I fucking well do not know, all right?
1986
W. Gibson
Count Zero
148: So you can fucking well buy me some clothes, okay?
1993
I. Welsh
Trainspotting
(1994) 110:
Whair ur ye fuckin well gaun?—That’s fir me tae ken n you tae find oot. What ye dinnae fuckin well ken they cannae fuckin beat oot ay ye, ah sais.
1999
H. Fielding
Bridget Jones: Edge of Reason
57: Cannot believe he still hasn’t fucking, fucking, fucking well rung.
2000
M. Atwood
Blind Assassin
346: Do whatever you fucking well feel like doing.
2006
M. Amis
House of Meetings
103: Violence and escalation. You know fucking well what’s going to happen.
fuckish
adjective
eager for copulation.
a
1890–93
J. S. Farmer & W. E. Henley
Slang & Its Analogues
III 81:
Fuckish
…wanton;…inclined for coition.
1969
“Iceberg Slim”
Mama Black Widow
246: Dorcas is fuckish as hell.
1992
W. Kennedy
Very Old Bones
172: Does your stripper make you feel fuckish?
1992
K. Amis in
Independent
(London) (Apr. 12) (“Review page”) 37: If you wanna make me fuckish/get your ass into some lingerie & smell good.
1999
J. L’Heureux
Having Everything
84: And so he was on Route 93 to Boston, dressed for the occasion, feeling fit and fuckish. And why not? He was a young man in his prime.
fuck job
noun
an act of victimization; victimization.
1973
U.S. Air Force Sgt.: Someone’s always tryin’ to do the old fuck job on me.
1988
Southern attorney, age 36: I tell you, the fuck job never stops.
2003
J. Heywood
Chasing Blond Moon
253: “This is a fuck job,” Tavolacci said. “One more word and you are in contempt, Mister Tavolacci.”
2006
J. Maberry
Ghost Road Blues
306: You know, when I got up this morning I had no idea how much of a total fuck job this whole day was going to turn out to be. My team gets shot up, we get chased by the cops, crash our car, [etc.].
fuck-juice
noun
semen or vaginal fluid.
1973
“D. H. Love”
Dial-a-Dick
33: He ground his ass around to feel every spurt of fuck juice from Ken’s weapon.
1975
Ribald
(Sydney, Australia) (May 29) 15: My wife began to suck him madley [
sic
],
licking all of Brad’s and Trudy’s mingled fuck juices.
1976
J. Vasco
Three-Hole Girl
10: Clear fuckjuice oozed from the slit at the tip of the huge member.
1988
N. Zedd in B. Stosuy
Up is Up, But So is Down
(1996) 297/1: I slurped away at her quivering clit, oozing fuckjuice and sweat.
1989
First Hand
(May) 103/1: I let out a huge load of thick, creamy fuck juice, all the while pumping his ass good.
1998
A Fivesome Story
, on Usenet newsgroup alt.sex.stories (July 2): Her fuck-juice covered my face and hands and I smeared it all over her ass.
1999
J. Fletcher trans. A. P. de Mandiargues
Portrait of an Englishman in his Chateau
113: I bit her pubes which were smeared with female fuck juice and alcohol.
a
2000
P. Califia
No Mercy
71: She pulled away from Mack, curled up on her side, and was asleep in half a second, her thighs glued together with overworked lube and fuck juice.
fuck-knuckle
noun
Chiefly
Australian
. a stupid or offensive person.
1981
A. Loukakis
For the Patriarch
155: You stay outa this fucknuckle!
1994
in
Macquarie Dictionary
files: Don’t worry about him, he’s a fuck knuckle.
1997
Sick Puppy Comix
(Sydney, Australia) (No. 6) 5: It’s been such a long time since I’ve been to the beach, I’ve forgotten what an oily, muscle-headed, fuck-knuckle looks like.
2001
T. O’Farrell
Behind Enemy Lines: Australian SAS Soldier in Vietnam
12: Right fuck-knuckle, get into those dixies over there.
2007
A. Theroux
Laura Warholic
xlvi. 740: What is it with these fuck-knuckles in rock that girls seem to like so much?
fuckless
adjective
lacking in sexual activity.
1955
J. P. Donleavy
Ginger Man
41: I’m hounded fuckless through the streets, beaten to the wall, scratching up pennies.
1967
N. Mailer
Why are we in Vietnam?
(1988) i. 19: Don’ ask if it’s Navaho, Apache, or any of those Jew shit questions, you anthropologist manqué, you fuckless wonder listening to the sex’l habits of all us mule-ass Texans.
1970
L. Gould
Such Good Friends
8: It was the most beautiful solution a man could devise for keeping a fuckless marriage intact.
1974
U. K. Le Guin
Dispossessed
vi.145: As far as the eye can see the infertile desert lies in the pitiless glare of the merciless sun, a lifeless, trackless, feckless, fuckless, waste strewn with the
bones of luckless wayfarers.
1982
S. Hite
Hite Report on Male Sexuality
353: All those fuckless nights in college.
1995
W. H. Gass
Tunnel
51: In a future which is to be fuckless between us as furniture.
2004
M. Barrowcliffe
Lucky Dog
151: Health and fitness are the concerns of the fuckless.
fuckload
noun
a large number or amount of; “shitload.”
[
1978
“F. Pulsing”
Whipped Cream
16: The combination drew the fuck-load from Ed’s shaking loins. He moaned and blasted.
Ibid.
59: He gushed his fuck-load into the fink’s writhing mouth.]
1984
R. Meltzer in
Whore Just Like Rest
(2000) 324: I was struck by the fuckload of inner capacities the guy was perceptibly calling on.
1988
J. Ellroy
Big Nowhere
vii. 92 Him and Marty pulled a righteous fuckin’ fuckload of burglaries together.
1996
“Sublime”
Caress Me Down
(pop. song): I’m a star (with a fuckload of money ’cause you know I’m a star).
1999
W. Gibson
All Tomorrow’s Parties
325: Those motherfucker bulklifters come drop a fuckload of water on it, got about a hundred firetrucks and everything here.
2006
G. Malkani
Londonstani
xxiii. 285: She was my girlfriend, we’d both landed in a fuck-load a trouble.
fuck machine
noun
an extremely vigorous sexual partner. Compare
fucking machine
at
FUCKING
adjective
sense 1.
1972
C. Bukowski
Erections, Ejaculations, & General Tales of Ordinary Madness
35 (story title): The Fuck Machine.
1979
S. Spencer
Endless Love
346: “They all know, everyone does.” “Know what?” “That you’re you, who you are. Mr. Fuck-Machine.”
1981
H. Robbins
Goodbye, Janette
244: He was nothing but a fuck machine. Her loins and anus felt swollen and aching.
1992
Q. Tarantino
Reservoir Dogs
(film): The pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was like to be a virgin.
1999
C. D. Wright
Floating Lady Retablo #1
in
Steal Away
(2002) 45: I was your/Personal all purpose all weather fuck machine.
2000
G. Duncan
Love Remains
ii. 120: I just can’t face that lot tonight. Bloody Anthony with some nineteen-year-old fuck-machine. You don’t mind, do you?
2006
K. Lobe
Paris Hangover
90: It’s a personal best on the pleasure meter. To be crass—no, very crass—Nico is a fuck machine.
fuck-me
noun
in
plural
=
FUCK-ME
shoes.
[
1972
B. Rodgers
Queens’ Vernacular
53:
Come fuck-me’s
…overly tight pants.]
1974
J. Mitzel & S. Abbott
Myra & Gore
13: Shod in a pair of fabulous 1940’s-Joan-Crawford-fuck-mes.
1993
A. Adams & W. Stadiem
Madam
125: In her garter belt and silk stockings and Blahnik fuck-mes.
2005
A. Miles
Janet & John
152: I fastened stockings and slipped on a new pair of
fuck-mes
that I had recently invested in.
fuck-me
adjective
(especially of an article of clothing, typically footwear) intended to invite sexual advances; seductive, vampish, sexy. Compare CFM.
1972
C. Ludlam
Bluebeard
in M. Smith
More Plays from Off-Off Broadway
III. ix. 406: She is completely nude except for her fuck-me pumps.
1974
D. Bowie
We Are the Dead
(pop. song): I love you in your fuck-me pumps / And your nimble dress that trails.
1989
P. Munro
U.C.L.A. Slang
41:
Fuck-me boots
…mid-calf or higher boots worn under a miniskirt.
1990
P. Munro
Slang U.
86:
Fuck-me eyes
…flirtatious stares or glances / I’m feeling some serious fuck-me eyes from that guy in the corner.
1992
Letters to Penthouse
III 63: Her legs ended in a pair of “fuck-me” stilettos.
1997
G. Williams
Diamond Geezers
ii. 15: Cindy C wearing nothing but a pink fuck-me swimsuit, still wet from the ocean, her hair slicked back and dripping.
1998
N.Y.C. writer, age 70: I remember clearly in the 1960s when the niece of the then-editor of
Vogue,
Diana Vreeland, startled me by referring to her “fuck-me boots.” I am prepared to sign an affidavit that this happened in the ’60s. High boots were just beginning to be the style.
1999
Pi Mag
. (Univ. Coll. London Union) Feb. 17/2: They look the part—all spiky hair and fuck-me swagger—and they talk the talk—all big ideas and glammed-up dreams.
2002
I. Knight
Don’t You Want Me?
xiv. 191: “And you’ve grown, I see,” says Frank, still staring, looking down at my fuck-me footwear, a narrow, black suede pair of pointy boots with killer stiletto heels.
2006
G. Malkani
Londonstani
v. 47: They were upper sixth-formers, meanin they’d binned their dark green school uniforms a couple a years back an were now struttin around in their best casual garms. Good desi girls, though, so no fuck-me clothes.