The Fahrenheit Twins (32 page)

The Fahrenheit twins went to investigate the wreck. They peered through the perspex windows, then flipped open one of the doors. There were seats for six passengers, but no-one inside, despite complex skeins of blood patterning the upholstery. No doubt at least one of the people who had lost that blood was buried beneath the great metal crucifix nearby. Those who had done the burying had moved on, seeing no point in staying with the husk of their flying machine. Tainto’lilith and Marko’cain would have done the same. After all, (as they quickly ascertained) there was no food in the helicopter anymore, and all the flammable stuff had been taken out of it. The twins walked back towards the growling dogs, empty-handed.

‘We could sleep inside it, maybe,’ said Marko’cain, looking back.

But next instant, a flash of lightning struck the steely hull, exploding the windows like the skin of a giant balloon, branding a helicopter skeleton shape on the twins’ retinas. In terror they covered their eyes, but the flare of luminescence faded almost immediately, leaving only a blueish flicker fidgeting over the blasted paintwork.

They hurried back to their sleds, where the dogs were barking and howling frantically.

‘Be calm! Don’t fear!’ they counselled the animals, too fearful themselves to extend their hands. Even Snuffel Junior looked as though he might bite instead of submitting to a placatory stroke.

‘Good dogs!’ cried the twins without conviction, taking a step towards the phalanx of snapping canine teeth and saliva, then taking a step backwards.

However, just as the children were on the brink of conceding they’d lost control, the tension was resolved from an unexpected quarter. One of the dogs, a little removed from the others, detected a hint of movement where no movement should be, and, with a yelp of glee, bounded away to investigate. All the other dogs stopped their barking and turned their heads, nostrils agape.

Over at the helicopter hulk, whose metal skin was still hazy with smoke, a small hole in the torn fuselage was apparently giving birth to a flurry of animal life: a family of voles, shrieking in distress. No sooner had the first one found its feet on the snow than it was snaffled up in the husky’s jaws. An instant later, all the other dogs had pounced in unison, and the twins’ view of the squirming litter of disoriented rodents was blotted out by a scrum of haunches and wagging tails. Furious growling quickly subsided when it became clear that there was enough for all.

‘We are lucky,’ said Marko’cain as the dogs gnawed at their miraculous feast. ‘Such things can’t happen very often.’

‘We should eat something ourselves,’ sighed Tainto’lilith, weak and shivery now that the crisis was past.

Marko’cain walked over to the sled and fetched the big bag of provisions out of it. He unbuckled it and peered inside.

‘Ho! This is a puzzle,’ he exclaimed. ‘The hamper our father packed for us is empty.’

‘Empty!’ cried his sister. ‘But it was full when we set off! Did the dogs eat it when we weren’t looking? Did it fall out, maybe, as we were moving along?’

‘No…’ Marco’ cain was pensive, grappling with ambiguities. ‘I shouldn’t have said it was empty. It has some …’– he rummaged – ‘some big crumpled-up papers in it, and a heavy book called …
Principia Anthropologica
.’

The Fahrenheit twins stood for a while with the hamper at their feet, warming their hands inside their armpits, listening to the waves on one side of them and the crunch of bone against gnashing teeth on the other.

‘Do you think perhaps our father is trying to kill us?’ said Tainto’lilith.

‘Why would he wish to kill us?’ said Marko’cain.

Both of them did their best to imagine, willing themselves to transcend the limitations of childish thought.

‘He might think we are trouble to look after, now that mother can’t do it anymore,’ suggested Tainto’lilith.

‘But we’ve been looking after ourselves, haven’t we?’ protested Marko’cain. ‘He doesn’t often notice we are there.’

‘Maybe that’s the problem!’ declared Tainto’lilith. ‘He doesn’t notice us very often, so perhaps in his mind we are still babies, needing milk and love.’

‘Well …’ frowned Marko’cain. ‘We will need
something
to eat soon, or we will die.’

Warily, the Fahrenheit twins sampled the tomato-red gloop in the tins. It was, unsurprisingly, tomato. They spooned it into their mouths, glob after glob, crimson juice running down their chins.

‘This will keep us going,’ said Tainto’lilith as cheerfully as she could.

‘We need a message from the universe,’ retorted Marko’cain. ‘And we need it quick.’

When they had eaten as much of the chilly, snot-textured fruit as they could stand, they sat at the edge of their mother’s sledge again, facing the sea. A pearly glow was growing on the horizon. Summer was about to come up.

In normal circumstances, this would have been a cause for ecstatic celebration, but just now the Fahrenheit twins had other things to think about. With great earnestness, striving not to be distracted by their sleepy heads, sick stomachs and the uneasy sense of their unfinished mission, Tainto’lilith and Marko’cain discussed their chances of survival – not just in the short term, but in the event that they were no longer welcome at home.

The discussion began well enough, with an accurate inventory of their meagre supplies and a head-count of the dogs, but when they moved on to speculate about more slippery intangibles – like their father’s true desires or the reliability of supernatural aid – their tempers began to fray. Over and over, they were forced back to the same conclusion: that they had no-one to rely upon but each other.

‘We must each consider our strengths and weakneths,’ said Marko’cain.

‘But we are both the same!’

‘Not inside our underpants.’

Tainto’lilith sighed in exasperation. Testaments and pee-holes were equally useless in the face of an unfriendly universe, as far as she was concerned.

‘We are the same,’ she said, digging the heels of her boots through the crust of snow, gouging into the hard dark earth. ‘Same, same, same.’

Unnerved by the intensity of his sister’s conviction, Marko’cain swallowed hard, trying to keep his disagreement to himself. He gazed out across the swirling surf, as if soliciting the sea’s ideas, but really he was comforting himself, sending confidential reassurances to his slighted genitals. Tainto’lilith smelled his estrangement instantly, of course.

‘Why
shouldn’t
we be the same, anyway?’ she demanded.

Marko’cain kept his eyes on the sea, dignified in his appreciation of the wider picture.

‘If there really is no difference between us, it would mean that neither of us can know anything that the other doesn’t,’ he pointed out.

‘Is that dangerous?’ his sister wondered.

‘It could be.’

There was a pause.

‘I can’t imagine how.’

‘Neither can I,’ said Marko’cain solemnly. ‘That gives danger the advantage.’

‘Now you’re just being silly,’ Tainto’lilith scolded him. ‘Like when you used to make me frightened in bed as we were about to fall asleep, by saying that a bear might come through the window and eat us.’

‘Bears came to our house all the time,’ retorted Marko’cain defensively. ‘You saw their footprints in the mornings.’

‘Footprints don’t kill,’ sniffed Tainto’lilith, hugging herself. ‘All those years, all those bears, and what did our mother die of?’

The question, released as an innocent puff of rhetorical vapour, hung in the air, cloudier than expected.

‘We don’t know what she died of,’ said Marko’cain at last.

‘No,’ admitted Tainto’lilith.

‘It could kill us too.’

‘I don’t think so.’

‘Why are you so sure?’

‘I feel very well. You not?’

‘I’m hungry and tired and cold.’

‘Me too, but those things can be fixed.’

‘I hope so.’ Marko’cain seemed unconvinced, even as the first ray of sunshine began to creep across the ocean towards them. Something – a suspicion – was nagging at him. ‘Perhaps father killed mother. He said she ate something that disagreed with her. Perhaps we have now eaten the same thing. A deadly poison.’

‘What nonsense you are talking!’ grizzled Tainto’lilith, pointing to the discarded tins at their feet. ‘It’s just tomato, from our own storehouse. Mother would have eaten something strange. Guhiynui food.’

‘Still …’

Wave by wave, the sea was turning from grey to silver. The birds were going mad with joy. Elongated black shadows were unrolling like tongues from the rocks on the shore, the sleds, the empty hamper, the tins. Even the blades of grass, prickling up through the increasingly slushy snow, cast magnified javelins of shade before them.

‘What would father want to kill mother for?’ said Tainto’lilith.

‘They argued all the time,’ Marko’cain reminded her, waving his hands about to demonstrate.

‘Not all the time.’

‘More than half.’

Tainto’lilith’s brow furrowed as she made a few calculations.

‘Exactly half,’ she concluded.

Marko’cain, knowing she was right, slumped a little. Then he was pricked by another memory.

‘Father told us once that he wouldn’t trust her as far as he could throw her. She is as bad as the Guhiynui, he said.’

‘Yes, but another time mother said he couldn’t possibly manage without her. Without a woman, he’s helpless like a baby, she said.’

‘Are you sure?’

‘It’s in the Book.’

They sat in silence, picturing their father shambling to and fro in the Fahrenheit house, his uncut grey hair hanging in his eyes, his pullover full of holes, his heart in pieces, his coffee cold.

‘So what will happen to him now that mother is gone?’ murmured Marko’cain.

‘We’ll help him,’ said Tainto’lilith. ‘If it’s true that he sent us out to die, I’m sure he’s sorry by now. He’ll be glad to have us home, you’ll see. And every year we are bigger. If he can wait a little while, we can do everything mother did.’

Having decided this, they made a fire with the
Principia
Anthropologica
. Fed with five hundred and sixty-two dry pages one after the other, it burned hot and bright, but lapsed into substanceless ash as soon as the last page was added. The huskies, closely gathered around what had been such merry flames, raised their panting heads in disappointment.

‘That’s all, doggies,’ sighed Tainto’lilith.

The storm finally having passed over, the children took shelter in the blasted shell of the helicopter, sleeping in the cabin together with the dogs. The overcrowding helped to conserve body heat: a snug interleaving of fast-breathing furry haunches and gently snoring little humans.

While they slept, the sun raised itself from the horizon. The snows glowed white, the heavens azure and pink. The temperature began to climb towards zero.

On waking, the twins extracted themselves groggily from their dense swaddling of hot flesh. The huskies slumbered on while Marko’cain and Tainto’lilith crawled out of the cabin, blinking in the sunshine.

The world had been utterly transformed by the advent of summer, and this in turn had its effect on the children’s spirits. The golden-white light and long, clear views encouraged in them a placid, groundless optimism. The risk of imminent death from cold and hunger seemed, all of a sudden, remote, despite the fact that they had only a few tins of tomatoes left, possibly frozen solid. They could imagine themselves catching seabirds, picking them out of the sky with a well-aimed pebble or even pouncing on them with the stealth of a superior species. They could imagine flinging a penknife straight into a polar bear’s heart.

‘Oh, look!’

In the clarity of day, the twins could now see, in the far distance along the shore, thin plumes of smoke rising from a cluster of dwellings. The bulbous, vaguely pyramidal shape of these dwellings was familiar to them from their parents’ notebooks. These were the whalebone-enforced domiciles of the Guhiynui.

‘But what about mother?’ said Tainto’lilith as her brother ran to fetch the dogs. ‘What about the message from the universe?’

‘This
is
the message from the universe,’ Marko’cain replied, his enthusiasm inspiring the huskies to leap out of the helicopter one after the other, a fluid tumble of milky fur.

‘How do you know?’

Marko’cain was already busy with the harnesses.

‘I feel it in my testaments!’ he yelled in triumph.

And so, the Fahrenheit twins set off for the Guhiynui village.

In strict mathematical terms, as it might be depicted on a map, the journey was three miles at most, but in practice the children had to veer several hundred yards inland to keep their purchase on the softening snow. A long thigh of land rose to shield them from the sound of the waves, and they travelled in silence and still air. This far away from the shore, the Guhiynui’s settlement too was hidden from sight, though its plumes of smoke remained visible in the sky above.

With perhaps a mile-and-a-half still to go, the land assumed a bizarre topography, all peaks and hollows. Grassy mounds erupted through the snow, and rocks the size of houses were scattered all about. The dogs negotiated these obstacles warily, needing flicks of encouragement from the whip. They whined softly even as they jerked to obey, pining, in their inbred doggy solidarity, for the flat environs and the well-known smells of home. Too much novelty was spooking them.

The children sympathised, but they too were being driven. The deceptively placid face of their mother, sweating its veneer of frost off in the sunlight, was exerting a powerful stimulus behind them. They must find a place for her soon.

Then, as yet another massive boulder was looming in front of them, and with the Guhiynui settlement still a fair way off, an unexpected sound made the twins’ ears prick up inside their furry hoods.

‘Ho!’ cried Marko’cain. ‘Do you hear that?’

They reined the dogs to a halt. Ricocheting among the giant rocks was a faint but unmistakable music: the peal of mechanical birdsong.

‘A cuckoo clock!’ shouted Marko’cain in wonder.

‘That isn’t possible, is it?’ said Tainto’lilith, as the cooing abruptly stopped. ‘It must be a
real
cuckoo.’