"He gave me your check for the party, Goldy, because I told him you needed it right away. It's on the bureau. "Look, Marla, you didn't have to - "
She stopped dividing containers and finally looked up at me with doleful, red-rimmed eyes. I felt a pang. She looked years older than she had when she arrived at the Prospect Financial party that afternoon. "Don't start. Some people don't honor their financial commitments. Tony's not one of them, you'll be happy to know. Neither am I."
"I'm already aware of that fact. But - " Her dark eyes flashed.. "That Lipscomb moron thinks I'm stupid. That's the problem. Partner's girlfriend? Got a lot of money? She's ripe."
"Can't Tony - "
"No, Tony can't anything. I tried to convince him that Albert's up to something. He wanted to know who'd called the assay into doubt. 'What makes you think there's no gold in the mine?' he asked me. 'Our geologist is the most highly respected in the state.' Now he wants to have all of the ore they've brought out analyzed by a different lab, in case the Kepler lab down in Henderson, Nevada, is some kind of fraud joint."
"Whoa," I said. "I know an assay is an analysis of ore that tells you what metals are in it, and what the concentrations are. So what's the problem?"
"Gold is an element, my friend," she replied. "You have to heat up the ore to separate out the good stuff. It's what's called a fire assay. Any lab that tells you they can figure out what's in your ore without a fire assay is lying."
I sighed. "But all these Prospect clients have put up a ton of money. I mean, they're not dumb, are they?"
Marla went on: "I don't know. I didn't tell Tony I'd paid good old nineteen-year-old Macguire to get the copy of the assay analyzed by a student down at the Colorado School of Mines. Maybe Macguire's friend doesn't know enough about assaying yet." Her forehead wrinkled. "I guess I shouldn't have looked at the report before the party began."
"Tony probably wouldn't believe Macguire was your source. And you're right, Tony and Albert will put even less stock in what a student says. I mean, over their fancy geologist."
Marla deposited the jewelry and cosmetics into two plastic bags and fluffed her coverlet. "You think? Well, Tony promised me everything would be fine. They'd get it all sorted out. That mine was producing gold during the Second World War, and FDR had it closed down with that order of his, what was it, L-two-oh-eight?"
"I'm sorry, the Roosevelt administration is not my area of expertise, although I understand Harry Truman liked buttermilk pie."
She sighed at my ignorance. "All nonessential mineral mines were closed. FDR wanted only copper, zinc, and lead. For bullets, isn't that depressing? Albert's grandfather swore the place was, well, a gold mine. So now Albert swears that with the discoveries they've made, by putting capital into the place to bring the mine back into production, we're all going to be rich as blazes."
I decided not to say, But you already are rich as blazes. -... In any event I didn't resent her inherited wealth. She was generous, even carefree, about giving it away. Besides, to me, Marla's riches were a very clear object lesson that money didn't buy happiness.
"Anyway," she went on, "if the gold thing pans out, ha ha, I may become Midas yet." She frowned. "Except the student at the School of Mines says it's a red flag when you get an assay that's not a fire assay. Tony promised me that Albert will get it all worked out. Maybe the early ore samples weren't as promising as Albert claims, or maybe the assay is from the wrong place.... Do you believe that?"
I didn't know what to think, but I didn't say so. It was getting late. I made sympathetic clucking noises and promised to call soon. Then I revved up the van and tried to put the party out of my mind. As I drove out of the country club, I turned on my wipers. The rain had turned to large flakes of snow that splatted on my windshield. Welcome to June fifth in the high country.
At home, my dear, wonderful husband Tom looked delighted to see me. His greeting was the first good thing to happen to yours truly all day. He grinned widely, opened the back door, and relieved me of the first box of dirty pans. I felt the anxiety of the after- noon slide away. Tom's large body was encased in a sea green terry-cloth robe I had bought him for our first anniversary. It matched his green eyes, which twinkled in his handsome face. I scooted back to the van and brought the second box of pans through the softly falling snow. Tom was cooking, and I couldn't wait to see what delicacy he'd put together. It is a truism of the culinary world that the caterer never has a chance to eat until all the food is cold, picked over, or gone. When I came back into the kitchen, Tom had set out two fluted champagne glasses and a large bottle of bubbly.
"Uh-oh," he said. "The caterer doesn't have that successful event look on her face." He took the last load from my arms, set the carton on the counter, and wrapped me in one of his warm, tight hugs.
"Gosh, I need this," I murmured into his warm shoulder that smelled of soap. "It was not only unsuccessful. It was horrible."
He drew back, and I wanted to say, Lord, but you're gorgeous, but decided to save it. He gave me a look of deep sympathy. "Weather ruin things?"
"No. Marla nearly got into a fistfight with the host."
"Gee," he said with jovial sarcasm. He let me go and squeezed my hand. "What else is new? Hold on a minute."
I eyed the counter while Tom worked to open the champagne. He appeared to be making cookies. But what kind of treat contained whole wheat flour, nonfat dry milk, and liver powder? Something that went with champagne? I said, "I'm afraid to ask what you're making. Health cookies?"
He popped the cork. "Not cookies. Homemade dog biscuits. For Jake." He smiled.
"Oh, Tom, you have got to be kidding." He put down the champagne bottle and brandished a large cookie cutter in the shape of a dog bone. He wasn't kidding. As he poured, I glanced at the kitchen clock - it was almost one - and sank into one of our kitchen chairs. Tom had put out a crusty loaf of sourdough bread and a large wedge of Bel Paese cheese. He handed me a glass full of spritzy bubbles.
Jake's Dog Biscuits
2 « cups whole wheat flour
« cup powdered milk
« teaspoon garlic powder
« teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon brown sugar
6 tablespoons margarine or shortening
1 egg, beaten
3 tablespoons liver powder
« cup ice water
Preheat oven to 350ø. In a large bowl, combine flour, powdered milk, garlic powder, salt, and sugar. Cut in shortening. Mix in egg, then add liver powder. Add ice water until mixture forms a ball. Pat out dough « inch thick on a lightly oiled cookie sheet. Cut with any size cutter and remove scraps. Bake 30 minutes. Cool before serving.
"Here's to good work situations," he said seriously, raising his glass.
I clinked my glass against his and sipped. "Speaking of which. I saw Shockley."
"Please don't ruin my cooking experience," he said with the same jolly sarcasm. He turned enthusiastically back to the dog biscuit dough. "And before you say one word, I'll tell you why I'm doing this. Jake needs to trust us. So we've got to pamper him. Show him that we care."
"I certainly hope making homemade dog biscuits at one o'clock in the morning does the trick."
Undiscouraged, Tom grinned again. "Besides that, Shockley made me so damn mad yesterday, I'm thinking of having his secretary give him some of these with his coffee Monday morning."
I groaned. Would that idiot police chief never stop bothering my husband? "Now what?"
"First tell me about your party. The food turned out all right, didn't it? Did the tent and ovens get there on time? How about Macguire?"
I briefly recapped the evening's events, concluding with my worry that Marla's erratic behavior might lead to another bout with heart disease.
"Trouble with an assay?" Tom frowned. "Why didn't she ask Tony about it before confronting Albert?"
I sipped the champagne. "Discretion and tact have never been Marla's long suits, Tom. Besides, the mine is Albert's baby, not Tony's. Anyway, I'm sure that now she wishes she had had a tete-a-tete with Tony instead of bawling out his partner in front of everybody."
"This is going to put the captain in a foul mood," Tom mused. "Glad he'll have the rest of the weekend to think about it."
"You mentioned that he had upset you."
"Upset me? Upset me? You mean, after I've worked two months on the case against David Calvin, the fact that Shockley has ruined it for me has upset me? Nah."
David Calvin had shot and killed his ex-wife not five miles from our home. Calvin hadn't liked the fact that his ex was going out with somebody, so he'd shot the boyfriend, too. The boyfriend had been in a coma for two months. I knew that Tom had recovered Calvin's murder weapon and vehicle, and had been confident about getting a conviction.
"Oh, Tom, don't tell me. What did Shockley do now?" Tom heaved a huge sigh and fingered his glass. "We have investigative keys. What that means is, say we know a guy was wearing a black shirt, that he used a thirty-two, that he shot the victim four times. Those facts are the keys. They are secret. Very, very secret. The reason we don't divulge the keys is that we use them in questioning the suspect. Say we ask about the weapon, without being specific. The guy says, 'But I don't even own a thirty-two!' Then we know we've got our guy."
The kitchen began to fill with a savory, homemade-bread aroma. Lucky Jake. I cut myself a slice of sourdough, smeared it with the creamy cheese, and waited for Tom to continue.
"Shockley was so proud of all the work we've - no, wait - the work I've done, that he blabbed about it to a lawyer friend of his. The captain needs to impress people. Anyway, that attorney just became the court-appointed defense lawyer for David Calvin." He took a last swig of champagne. "Good-bye, case."
"No, no," I protested. "You've got other evidence, you've got - "
"Trust me," he said as he brought the sheet of warm bone-shaped biscuits out of the oven. "You lose the keys, you've lost the case."
I rinsed our glasses while he set the biscuits on racks to cool.
"I'm going to take a shower," I murmured in his ear. "And then I want to have some fun."
"Oh, woman," he said with a chuckle. "You better make that a quick shower."
The snow turned back to rain that pattered on the roof as we made love. Afterward, I snuggled into Tom's arms, my hair still damp from the fast shower. As I felt his warmth surround me, I pondered what kind of wonderful man would take the time to make biscuits for my son's new dog after two months of work had been ruined and a killer might go free.
4
Sunday morning I was startled awake by an ungodly canine howl. At first I thought the sound was a dream. Maybe it was the Hound of Heaven's wail, promising divine retribution. Or perhaps it was the bellow of the I Hound of the Baskervilles, on the trail of a hapless victim.
It was neither. It was good old Jake, the hound of Arch. Our much-desired-although-not-by-me canine pet had a problem with allowing people to sleep. Apparently Tom had already succumbed; I could hear the familiar clinking of dishes as he worked in the kitchen. I rolled over and covered my head with a pillow so I didn't have to see the still-falling rain. I didn't resent Jake, I told myself, because Arch loved him. And Tom was working hard with Arch to rehabilitate the dog. I knew I shouldn't feel like Scrooge, but I did.
The sheriffs department had branded Jake an unreliable bloodhound. When the dog's handler of many years retired, the new handler insisted Jake had lost the scent on three consecutive trails. Jake fell into disrepute, was released from his Furman County K-9 unit, and ended up in a kennel. When the hound lost weight and became despondent, an activist group of dog-lovers obtained his release from the department and put him up for adoption. Seizing an opportunity, Tom had brought Jake home last month. Brought him home gleefully. Unrepentantly. As if to mock me, Jake raised his howl an octave and several decibels.
I burrowed under the handmade king-size quilt Tom had presented to me on our first anniversary. Yes, I loved Tom, I 10ved him to pieces. I just didn't love Jake, even if my good-hearted husband had brought him home because my son had been pleading for a pet from time immemorial. Now the two males in my life seemed to have found new meaning in nursing the wretched animal back to mental and physical health. Unfortunately, despite a layer of batting over my ears, I could still hear unreliable, untrustworthy, unhappy Jake. Perhaps he needed to share his misery.
He wasn't the only one who wasn't happy this morning. Depression surfaced. I wished Tom were back in our warm bed, so I could forget the feeling of defeat that inevitably comes on the morning after a bad catered event. Disrupted party, no bookings, sullied reputation looming. Not to mention the possibility of going out of business. I groaned. Even a bloodhound's plaintive wail couldn't drown out the memory of Marla screeching. Now, six too-short hours later, I was in no mood to order Jake-reincarnated-from-the-Baskervilles to be quiet. Not that the The Howler would pay the slightest attention to me, anyway.