The Misbegotten (An Assassin's Blade Book 1) (3 page)

There was a gasp and the feel of a soft, fleshy tip circling my tongue. Suspicions? What suspicions?

C
limaxing
and sleeping are as closely related as cuts and blood, and try as I might, the heaviness of my eyes got the better part of me. I awoke in the brothel atop stained sheets. Someone was calling my name.

After blinking away the bleariness, I realized that someone wore a mail shirt. And leather boots. Rather masculine face, too. To each his own, but that wasn’t something I cared to see in a brothel.

“The presiding stewardess, Mydia Verdan, will see you now.”

“The presiding stewardess?” I muttered. “Oh! Oh, right. Yes, yes. Mydia. Of course. I’ll be right there.”

The guard left, and I quickly hopped out of bed. Got myself dressed real quick and double-checked my pouch of coins. Looked good. If Marigold skimmed a few coins from the top, it wasn’t noticeable. I would've liked to ensure I still had possession of all my belongings as well, but a woman impatiently peeking in implied this room was expecting a new visitor. So I simply tapped my belt to feel for an ebon sword — the most precious of my cargo — and went off.

The guard was waiting for me outside, along with hysteria — something I do not like the company of.

“He’s still here!” a woman cawed. “Told ye he’s still here! Still lurkin’ around somewhere.”

“Saw him breathin’ just earlier,” a man said. “A boy! That’s all he was. How can ya kill a boy and live with yourself?”

The guard motioned toward the keep. “Follow me.”

“What happened here?” I asked.

“Stable boy,” guard said, peering back. “Took a dagger across the throat. Bled right out. No witnesses.”

“That’s strange,” I said. “I couldn’t move my fucking foot without drawing the attention of ten of you bastards, and yet a boy gets murdered in plain sight and no one sees a thing?”

He said nothing. Didn’t even seem concerned.

I, along with my frosted breath, trailed the guard back to the tip of the market square and then up the steps into the courtyard of the keep. Two guardsmen opened the double-leaf doors, allowing us entry.

My armored courier led me to a twisting staircase laid with black carpet and trimmed with gold. Banners draped the walls, displaying the Verdan trio of golden swords resting against an inky sky. Inlaid torches spat at me, flinging the orange shadows of their curling flames along the banners. The swords glistened, as if real gold lay inside the cloth pennants.

Up another set of stairs and yet another we went, finally spilling out into a grand hallway with marble flooring and a painful display of grandiosity. There were chandeliers that sparkled and glittered, sculpted portraits of old Verdans who had kicked the bucket long ago, colorful paintings stretched across twenty-foot canvases. Funny thing is, these were the royal quarters. Only people who passed through were royal guardsmen, lords and ladies of the court, the Verdan family and visitors of the aforementioned. It was as if the only reason for this bombastic display of grandeur was to remind them just how privileged they were.

The guard stopped before a door with two guardsmen in full plate, swords sheathed. “Lady Mydia,” he announced, “Astul, Shepherd of the Black Rot, has arrived.”

“Bring him in,” she said.

The door swung open, and I stepped forward, only to be yanked back. The two royal guardsmen entered first, and only then was I permitted entry. How fancy.

Mydia sat on a velvet-cushioned chair behind a small circular table. A silk brocade dress clung to her small frame of subtle curves. Silver and golden threads weaved in and out of the indigo fabric, and an emerald pendant nestled in her cleavage.

“Smells like lilacs in here,” I said. “Just get out of a hot bath, by chance?”

She folded her hands and rested her arms on the table. “The scent was more intense and pleasant before you arrived and fouled it with the smell of sex. Just get done pleasuring your cock, by chance?”

I laughed, saw my way over to the table and had a seat across from Mydia. The guardsmen followed.

“Don’t worry,” I said, “you of all people know that I’m not a one-and-done man. There’s more left, if you’re eager.”

Mydia flicked her head back, swinging her blond hair out of her eyes. “Once before, but never again.”

Once before, indeed. Once before, her little heart throbbed for a bad man. Once before, her lips were mine, my tongue was hers. Once before was a long time ago, when I was younger and drunker. Lucky I still had my head after that little fling, and it was even more surprising that my relations with the Verdans remained intact.

“We can skip the pleasantries,” I said, “and get on with what exactly your brother wants of me.”

Mydia leaned forward, her heavy brows creased. “My father was poisoned. We discovered him lying belly up in his bed, lips the color of charcoal, throat scalded. The assassin left behind little evidence, but Chachant believes—”

A thunderous bang rippled across the floor as the backside of the door slammed into the wall.

“That’s him,” a voice bellowed.

One royal guardsman scooped Mydia out of her chair. The other locked his plated arms around my neck and threw me to the ground. I struggled for breath.

A contingent of city guardsmen and guardswomen paraded into the room, with Wilhelm at the head.

He stood over me. “Astul, you are being charged with the murder of thirteen-year-old Evan Tilman, a stable boy and son of Rory Tilman and Lana Tilman.”

The guard relaxed his grip, allowing me to speak.

“Are you fucking mad?”

“We found your dagger beside his body,” Wilhelm said. “Not many carry ebon blades in these parts.”

“My bloody dagger is right—” I patted my hip and felt an unfamiliar hilt. The blade I pulled out was silver, not black.

Someone, it seemed, didn’t want me to leave Edenvaile.

W
ilhelm had stripped
me of my belongings and stuffed me deep beneath the frozen earth. At least he was nice enough to give me a coat and wool pants, if only so I would survive long enough to watch a sword separate my head from my neck.

I had been underground for two days, shackled to a pillar in the kind of blunt darkness that even moles would consider overwhelming. Ice hung in the air like a humid vapor after a summer storm, too thick and heavy to drift away. And with it swirled the raw stench of piss, shit and disease. No place to relieve yourself here, except on the floor. Or in your own pants.

Guards came around occasionally and handed me wooden bowls filled with what looked to be white vomit. I asked them what it was, and they always said, “Food.” If that was food, it was time to start looking into the benefits of starvation.

Few people joined me, aside from a man who wept occasionally and one who lamented about angels and demons. The latter was my opera singer and I his audience.

He would break the shroud of silence by preaching about good and evil, and I clapped and egged him on. It’s not the crazies who talk to themselves nor the whimpers of those distraught and lost that sap you of your soul in a dungeon. It’s the silence — the bitter emptiness, a void in which you start to lose your grip on what’s real and what’s an illusion. As long as people talked, even if they spouted nonsense, I was at ease.

Even laughs were had. Sometimes when the preacher of good and evil would speak of the heavens, I would tell him demons and devils were afoot and that I could see them. He gave some valuable advice about my situation, such as, “Don’t let your feet fall into the hellish fires, or the demons will bite off your toes.” Wise advice indeed.

My friend continued with his talk of evil well into the night, or morning, or afternoon… time had little meaning down here. The only thing that finally silenced him was the familiar pitter-patter of boots kicking along the stiff dirt floor. Odd timing, since a guard had given us some vomit — sorry, food — a short time before.

Something sounded different in those footsteps that drew nearer. They moved swiftly, marching headlong into the darkness with purpose.

“A demon approaches!” my preacher friend said.

Could’ve well been a demon, if such things existed. Shavings of menacing orange slowly reached into the blackness and extinguished it, thrusting it back.

“Repent!” the preacher cried. “Repent, and may the angels come! May they smite this foul spawn and lift us into the heavens!”

A slender figure bathed in the warmth of fire approached. She leaned her torch close to my face and hooked a strand of raven hair behind her ear.

“Aren’t I too pretty to be a demon?” she asked.

“My, my. What a treat. They send Sybil Tath to check up on me. Or are they calling you a Verdan now, given you and Chachant have shacked up together for quite a while?”

Sybil Tath was the eldest daughter of Edmund Tath, king of Eaglesclaw and lord of one of the five great families.

She closed one of her big eyes and scrunched up her face, deep in thought like a playful child. “Hmm. No, I don’t think it works like that. But if you’re so interested in what they call me, I’ll be sure to send word via the messengers when the wedding concludes.”

“So the promise of a wedding lives,” I said. “You know, people were starting to ask questions. After seven years of playing stuff-my-keep under the sheets together, word was getting around that you two would never marry. That maybe even… well, I’m not one for rumors, but people were getting the wrong idea about Chachant. That maybe he preferred a harsher touch, a few bristles on the face of his lover, something to stuff
his
keep.”

I became suddenly aware that Sybil held something in her other hand. A bag of some sort. She clutched it tighter, similar to when some drunk clutched his mug tighter right before driving it into my face for spilling his ale.

“Who are these ‘people?’” she asked.

“I’m not good with names, unless I killed you, fucked you, or drank with you before. Or, in your case, met you twenty bloody times.”

“Twenty-one now, huh? I betcha it’ll be the best meeting yet, too.”

“It scares me when people say things like that.”

She heaved a sack at my feet. The contents inside clangored like clashing steel. She knelt and fiddled with something in her pocket.

“I’m freeing you,” she said.

A clasp around my ankles clicked and relaxed.

“In that case,” I said, “I should inform you I only insult those I’m very good friends with.”

“Mm hmm,” she murmured.

She unlocked the clasp around my wrists, then unwound the steel chains from the pillar. As she worked hastily, the fog of her warm breath drifted into my hands and fingers and cheeks, thawing my flesh and bones. It smelled like a crop of flourishing mint.

“Get dressed,” she ordered.

“Does Wilhelm know about this?”

“He does, although he does not agree with it. But I need your help, whether you killed a stable boy or not.”

“For the record,” I said, dressing myself with my leather armor and wools from inside the bag, “I didn’t.”

I straightened out my boys, which is another way of saying I sheathed my blade and the dagger Sybil had kindly returned to me.

“Your weapon is light,” she said.

“Made of pure ebon. What’s the saying? Light as air, cuts like… well, since there’s nothing that cuts quite like ebon in this world, the simile hasn’t been completed. Maybe I’ll have you one crafted, as a thanks for freeing me. Of course, that depends on where you take me.”

I wrapped a small pinch of fur around my neck.

“Last I heard,” she said, “it would take half the Edenvaile vault to buy enough ebon for one sword.”

“I know people.”

“So I’ve heard.”

“Speaking of the Edenvaile vault,” I said, “Mydia and I never got to the point of discussing payment for information on your little king slayer problem. Now I’m not a stickler, Sybil. Since you freed me, I’m willing to part with whatever knowledge I have for a… mm, let’s say, discounted price.”

Sybil grabbed the empty bag from the floor and compressed it against her chest. “I would rather have your eyes and ears than what’s between your head right now. Trust that you do not already have information that could help me.”

“Is that what Chachant wants as well?”

“Does it matter? He’s not here. And I promise you will be rewarded handsomely, so long as you are in agreement that forty thousand is a handsome payment.”

I cleared my throat. “As in forty thousand coins that glitter gold? Well, then, what are you waiting on? Lead the way.”

A whistling voice pierced the cold air. “I hear ’em! They skitter and scatter down the halls, mingle amongst us! The demons are here, friends. The demons have
come.”

We passed by the preacher man, who shook his skinned head in disappointment.

I shrugged and said, “The gods rescued me.”

Sybil’s hissing torch carved out an orange-lit ramp of dirt that ascended quickly to the surface. We followed it and emerged into the slightly less cold air that coasted through the openness of Edenvaile.

The night sky resembled a placid lake whose pinpoints of winking light were the celestial equivalent to mosquitoes and sundry insects nipping at calm evening waters. It was a welcome sight, after being stuffed underground for days.

A temperamental wind brewed up around us, hawking and hunting for some sign of life to bury in a five-foot snowdrift.

“They’re supplied and ready to go,” Sybil said, motioning to two horses. She pulled her wool cowl down, tied it in place, and put a foot on the saddle strap.

I touched the mare with a chestnut face and golden eyes. My Pormillia. She nuzzled my palm affectionately.

“I saw her in the stables,” Sybil said. “I remembered her eyes from your most recent visit.” She heaved herself onto her horse. “Come, hurry.”

We rode off for the gate, which was curiously opened. After we put it behind us, it closed with a thud.

We rode east for a while and then south at daybreak. During a quick breather to let the horses regather themselves, Sybil told me she knew a place we could rest comfortably. Comfort wasn’t as much a concern of mine as getting answers to what had transpired in Edenvaile and why exactly the lover of Chachant Verdan had freed me in the dark of night. She had been obtusely vague, but she’d assured me I would receive the answers I desired. Answers and, even more importantly, a mountain of gold.

Around midday, we reached the toes of Mount Kor, near the southern tip of Rime. Here the snow lay as fine dust along the jagged rock and among bearberry and arctic moss.

Sybil circled around for a while. She eventually led us into a small cavern buried inside the descending mountain. The roof was painted the color of wheat, scarred with chalk lines as if someone had taken a dagger and scraped it all up. After walking into a cavern once and having a spider the size of both my hands fall on my head, I had a tendency to inspect ceilings with the thoroughness of a rock hound inspecting gems.

“It’s warm in here,” I said, feeling myself begin to sweat. “Oh, shit. Did I die and go to…”

Sybil laughed. She got off her horse. With a few hand signals, the beast sighed and lay down.

“It’s a hot spring,” she said. She dipped her finger into a wide natural basin, shored with smooth rock, and flicked it at me.

The hot sprinkles of water chased away the cold in my bones, which evacuated my body in the form of shivers.

I rubbed my hands in anticipation and climbed off Pormillia. Sidling up to the edge of the water, I knelt, opened my mouth and allowed the slow-rising steam to pour through me.

“I promise you,” I said, unbuttoning my coat, “this has nothing to do with primal needs.”

I kicked off my boots.

“Nor am I attempting to draw the ire of Chachant,” I added, removing my socks.

With some manipulation of a buckle, my belt fell away from my waist and down around my ankles.

“And I certainly am not a ne’er-do-well who wishes to rape you,” I explained, undoing my pants and kicking them across the way.

My leather jerkin clonked against the ground.

“And I have no interest in forcing Mother Nature to play the role of voyeur,” I clarified, balling up my shirt and sending it to accompany my pants.

I slid a couple fingers beneath the band of my skivvies and nodded.

“So with all of that said, I hope you take no offense, but I’m getting naked.”

And I did get naked. And I lowered myself into the hot spring, and I closed my eyes as the shivers descended all the way to my toes. The scalding water burned like fire, but, oh, it was a good pain.

I stretched my hands along the edge, submerged up to my chest. “Ohhh,” I said with a pleasant sigh, “this — this is good.”

A
plop
pried open my eyelid, and I watched as a bare Sybil Tath settled into the spring.

She caressed a wet hand up her arm and around her shoulders, washing away the grime. “How long do you think the walls of Edenvaile could withstand an assault from Braddock Glannondil’s armies?”

“That… is a strange question to ask.”

Sybil splashed a cupped hand of water onto her face. “Chachant is convinced Braddock is behind his father’s death.”

Suddenly the water didn’t feel so warm anymore. “Your lover can’t possibly be thinking of trotting off to war against a man with three times the army.”

“What would you do if someone killed your father?”

“Write the good man a letter, thanking him.” Of course, that was impossible, given I was the one who had ended his life. A bit of revenge for a childhood of black eyes, busted eardrums and a mother who walked about with a disfigured face till the day she took one punch too many. “But even if my father was a king who I loved dearly,” I explained, “I damn well wouldn’t mindlessly accuse the most powerful man in the world of assassinating him.”

Sybil tilted her hair back into the spring, wringing out the oils. “I disagree. It’s a hazardous accusation to make, granted, but not mindless, given Braddock’s proposal.”

“Did that proposal suggest poisoning a king with a flowing white beard and bushy brows? In that case, yes, it may just be probable that he did indeed poison Vileoux, along with half the northern lords.”

Hair still soaking in the water, her eyes slanted toward mine. “He proposed to unite the five families under one crown. The Danisers agreed, but Vileoux rejected it. My father followed Vileoux, and the Rabthorns never officially made a decision.”

Clearly, I needed better spies. Or more of them. This proposal should have reached my ears the moment it left the Glannondil kingdom of Erior.

“Why one crown?” I asked.

“It would prevent further destabilization of the realm if all five families allied together. There were various scenarios under which it would operate, from a more liberal arrangement where each kingdom would retain its local sovereignty, to a firmer hand that would…” She searched for the proper words — the proper
diplomatic
words.

“That would finger each kingdom,” I said, “and if the kings and queens didn’t scream in orgasmic glory when Braddock told them to, why, he’d march on their lands and annex them for treason. Am I close?”

Sybil lifted her head out of the water and leaned back against the rock edge. “More or less.”

I thoughtfully scratched my itchy beard, flinging dandruff into the spring. There weren’t many ways Braddock could benefit from cutting down Vileoux Verdan. Unless he wanted to…

“How’s the North reacting to Chachant’s claim to the throne?” I asked.

“Poorly,” she said blankly. Not a muscle in her face twitched. That’s how Sybil Tath was. She only allowed you to glean what she wanted, never her true feelings or thoughts. It was quite maddening.

“I imagine,” I said. “Twenty-year-olds aren’t given much respect.” I thought about everything she’d said and ran through a scenario aloud. “So Braddock puts Vileoux in an early grave. Chachant ascends to the throne. He’s got the face of a baby and the kingly experience of one, too. The infamous apostates that are the northern bannermen see this as their opportunity to make good on their own claim. Chaos erupts in the North. Braddock marches in to pacify it, puts a puppet on the throne. Now he’s got the Danisers and this new king behind him. Rabthorns will get in line, weasels that they are. In the end, your father’s resolve will weaken, and Braddock gets precisely what he desires. Makes sense. But there’s a problem with the theory.”