The New Kid at School (9 page)

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Authors: Kate McMullan

Dream:
Valiant Dragon Slayer
Reality:
Teacher’s Pet
Extracurricular Activities:
Sir Lancelot Fan Club; Armor Polishing Club; Future Dragon Slayer of the Month Club; DSA Pep Squad, Founder and Cheer Composer
Favorite Subject:
All of Them!!!!!
Oft-Heard Saying:
“When I am a miahty Dragon Slayer ...”
Plans for the Future:
To take over DSA
Baldrick de Bold
This is a banner year for Baldrick. He is celebrating his tenth year as a Class I lad at DSA. Way to go, Baldrick! If any of you new students want to know the ropes, Baldrick is the one to see. He can tell when you should definitely not eat the cafeteria’s eel, where the choice seats are in Professor Pluck’s class, and what to tell the headmaster if you are late to class. Just don’t ask him the answer to any test questions.
Dream:
To run the world
 
Reality:
A runny nose
Extracurricular Activities:
Practice Dragon Maintenance Squad; Least Improved Slayer-in-Training Award
Favorite Subject:
“Could you repeat the question?”
Oft Heard Saying:
“A dragon ate my homework.
”
Plans for the Future:
To transfer to Dragon Stabbers’ Prep
1
Please note that Dragon Slayers’ Academy is a strictly-for-profit institution.
2
Dragon Slayers’ Academy reserves the right to keep some of the gold and treasure that any student recovers from a dragon’s lair.
3
The exact amount of treasure given to a student’s family is determined solely by our esteemed headmaster, Mordred. The amount shall be no less than 1/500th of the treasure and no greater than 1/499th.

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