Authors: Neal Asher
‘You know what this means?’ she asked as he went under.
Janer didn’t know what she meant. All he knew was that the pain was going and that he felt kind of funny.
A hornet came to his bedside as he slept and it watched him with its compound eyes.
The ship was dark and it stank, and it was crawling with the teardrop lice that fed on the scraps Prador dropped when feeding. Her own cabin had extra lights, but these only
made the lice hide in her bedding and amongst the few belongings she had brought with her, and still there was the smell and the pervading marine dampness. Knowing what to expect, Rebecca had
dressed in a full-body environment suit and, on the few occasions that she slept, she slept with her helmet on. Shortly after the launch she had hunted down all the lice she could find and burnt
them with a small QC laser, but soon they had returned and she became bored with the chore. Now she was just plain bored. Time to see Ebulan.
The service corridors of the ship were wide enough for second-children and blanks to pass each other – though she noticed some of the blanks had healing wounds on their bodies where
Ebulan’s children had passed too close and sliced them with the edge of a carapace or some other lethal piece of shell. When she came face to face with Vrell, a first-child and consequently a
larger Prador, Frisk ducked into a wall recess while he passed. The adolescent turned slightly towards her as he clattered by, with some chunk of putrefying human meat held in one of his claws. She
stepped out behind him and followed, as no doubt the meat was for Ebulan. Only Prador of his age and status got to sample such delicacies, as not many humans were still bred for meat, it now
becoming passé. Adolescent Prador ate only the decayed flesh of the giant mudskippers that were farmed along the seashores of their home world.
Soon Vrell came to one of the main corridors which were wide enough to allow Ebulan himself passage. A second-child saw Vrell coming and dodged to the wall, pulling itself down flat so the
first-child would have to extend himself to cause any real damage. Vrell clouted the top of its shell in passing but, obviously on an errand for his father, did not linger to pull off a leg or two.
It was this society – utterly stratified and utterly devoid of beneficence – that Frisk most admired about the Prador. The slightest sign of weakness was punished in the extreme. No
member of the society deserved any more than it could take. And there was no right to life. She felt there was something clean and pure about it, and it was the antithesis of all those things she
detested in the Polity.
Vrell drew to a halt at a huge doorway that was a slanted oval in a weed-coated wall. The doors themselves were a form of case-hardened ceramal; unpolished and still retaining its rainbow bloom
from the heat treatment. They cracked in an arc off-centre of the oval and slid, turning as they went, into recesses above and below. Beyond was a chamber lit with screens and control panels that
in the Prador fashion had something of the appearance of luminous fungi, and perhaps of rock-clinging insects. On a gust of warm air, rolled out the smell of sea-life, decay, and the sickly musk
that only issued from adults like Ebulan. Frisk quickly stepped through the doorway after Vrell, and moved to one side, further studying the chamber as she did so.
Ebulan hovered before a collection of screens, on most of which scrolled Prador glyphs and computer code. A couple of screens showed scenes from the Third Kingdom, and were probably U-space
transmissions from Ebulan’s agents there. The adult turned as Vrell crouched down to one side of him, holding up the piece of meat, which Frisk now identified as a human leg, then slid
forwards, only to halt before presenting his mandibles.
‘Why are you here?’
The voice came from Frisk’s right, where three human blanks were lined up in readiness to do Ebulan’s bidding. He had spoken through one of these. It did not matter which one.
‘I’m here because I need one of your blanks to assist me,’ said Frisk.
Ebulan slid forwards and presented his mandibles to Vrell. The adolescent dropped the meat across them and scuttled back. It was well for adolescents to be cautious: adult Prador were not averse
to, in fact very much enjoyed, eating their own young, as this was the way they thinned-out the weaklings. As Ebulan sliced the meat and chewed on it, Frisk noted a number of screens fading behind
him. Was there something the Prador did not want her to see? She turned her attention to Vrell as the adolescent backed up to the side of the chamber, his carapace scraping along the wall.
‘One of my blanks?’ said the blank to her right.
Frisk returned her attention to Ebulan. Bits of flesh were dropping to the irregular floor and lice were scuttling in to gobble them up. There were also lice clinging around his mouthparts.
‘I have my library console and crystals here with me and I need some help with some cataloguing,’ she said.
‘Which of these units do you require?’ asked the blank.
Frisk studied the four mindless humans and then walked over to a heavy-set male. She ran her hand down this one’s bare and heavily tattooed chest then into the front of the elasticated
trunks he wore. The blank farther to the right had no need of trunks like these to prevent certain items flapping about, having been neutered some time in the past, probably because he was not good
breeding stock. After a moment, she slid her hand out and nodded in satisfaction.
‘This one will do,’ she said.
‘He is fully functional,’ said Ebulan. ‘You may take him, but be sure he is returned to me fully functional.’
‘Come with me,’ said Frisk to the blank, and headed for the oval door. The blank followed her, doglike, as she went through. Ebulan watched her go then turned slightly towards Vrell
and waited. The adolescent shifted nervously, picking his legs alternately from the floor before finding the nerve to speak.
‘Why does she require a blank for cataloguing?’ he asked in the humming Prador tongue.
‘She does not. She is bored and requires a male blank for the purposes of recreation,’ Ebulan replied.
‘Sexual recreation?’ Vrell asked hesitantly.
‘Yes.’
‘Why do you allow her such liberties?’
‘You would find, Vrell, should you attain adulthood, that one gains a certain affection for tools one has had for some time. Also, you would understand and sympathize with the needs for .
. . recreation.’
‘Yes, Father,’ said Vrell, understanding not at all.
At her instruction, the three male glisters dropped away from their mate and skulked around to the other side of the feeding turbul and, once they were in position, she
slammed into the turbul shoal to drive it towards them. She need not have bothered – so far gone in gluttony were the turbul that they hardly noticed her. Seeing their mate grabbing at
turbul and tearing off heads had the males hurtling into the mêlée as well – snapping also at prill and goring leeches as they came. Soon all four glisters were in amongst
it: moving from turbul to turbul with ruthless efficiency. In no way could they eat all they killed, but their instinct was to kill as many as possible before feeding, for there would always be
uninvited guests at the table. For their part, the turbul were still too intent on the taste of hammer whelk, not realizing that none remained, not seeing the sudden flurries of claw and
snapping mandible, and their headless fellows now drifting by. The glisters themselves would have been fine, had not all this occurred on the edge of an oceanic trench.
Sometimes Sniper wondered if allowing the Warden to subsume him might be the best and most sensible move he could make. Perhaps then he would become as machinelike in his
attitude as he was in appearance. Was it right for a drone such as itself – one of the pinnacles of Polity AI technology – to get bored, grumpy, and sometimes downright ornery? Did SM13
ever feel that way? He flicked a palp eye round to observe the submind, but the flying brooch was as blank and unreadable as ever.
‘GCV 1236, for our delectation and richness of experience,’ said Thirteen.
Sniper quickly checked all his outputs and found he was emitting a low-grade mumble from one of his memory interfaces. He quickly shut it off as they slowed to hover over an islet in the shape
of a horseshoe. This particular landmass was old enough and had room enough to have acquired some vegetation. SM13 turned and focused its topaz eyes on him.
‘That’s better – not so noisy now,’ said the little drone.
‘How long have I been doing that?’ Sniper asked.
‘Ever since you flew out here. You know you could do with either a deep diagnostic or a memory upgrade. You’re so backed-up you’re spilling over.’
‘I like it that way,’ said Sniper. ‘So, what have we got here?’
‘Usual whelk survey, they’re the best environmental indicators, then we check out the molly carp here. They sit at the top of the food chain and pick up all the poisons. But first,
we pay a little visit to my sea cave.’ With that, the little drone dropped out of the sky towards the island. Sniper immediately followed, his interest piqued.
The seahorse drone decelerated over a grove of stunted peartrunks, then eased in through the sparse green-and-blue leaves and knots of black twigs. Sniper followed, pulling leeches off his metal
skin with his precision claw and snipping them in half, not because they might do him any damage, but because on some level it irritated him that they confused him with something living. Once
through the branches, Thirteen accelerated to an area where a ridge of old packet-worm coral was crumbling to white powder and glittering nacreous flakes. This mass of coral rested on a slab of
basalt tilted up out of black dirt. Underneath this slab was a dark elongated hole. Thirteen turned at forty-five degrees to enter this place, its eyes igniting to light up the interior.
Sniper found the hole less than accommodating and had to smash away lumps of coral with his heavy claw before he could follow the little drone through. Once through he too sent beams of light
from the projectors on either side of his mouth. The two drones were now in a narrow cavern. At the back of this, a cube-shaped hollow had been cut into the rock, and in it rested three large
hammer-whelk shells. Thirteen moved forward until it was hovering over one of these. Its ribbed tail uncoiled, split at the end, and gripped the rim of the shell.
‘I thought you were only intended for observation,’ said Sniper.
‘I am,’ said Thirteen.
‘How did you excavate that?’ Sniper asked, indicating the cavity with his heavy claw.
‘With a boosted geological laser and patience.’
‘And what about your tail? Last I recollect, the Warden didn’t allow you any manipulation of your environment . . . ever since those thrall units . . .’
Thirteen gave an aerial shrug above the whelk shell.
‘If you have the funds, you can buy the alterations. No doubt that is something you’ve been telling Windcheater for some time,’ the little drone replied.
‘I have . . . but does the Warden know about your . . . alterations?’
‘No,’ said Thirteen, ‘nor does he know about these.’ With that, the submind tipped the whelk shell to reveal that it was full of amberclam pearls. Sniper shifted forward
in the confined space and turned a palp eye to each of the shells in turn. The second shell was full of short rods of translucent pink stone Sniper recognized as fossilized glister. The third shell
contained lumps of greenish rock. Only a laser chromatographic scan rendered the delightful news that this substance was pure green sapphire.
‘Quite a collection,’ said the war drone. ‘What do you intend to do with it?’
‘To buy my laser upgrade I had to stick a pearl to my tail with amberclam glue and transport it over four thousand kilometres. That took me the best part of a solstan year and I lost four
pearls in the process. My tail alteration took five years, by the same methods.’
Sniper gave his deadly grin and backed out of the cave. Dropping the whelk shell back into its place, Thirteen followed him out into the emerald day.
‘You still have your account at the Norvabank, then?’ Sniper asked.
‘I do, though there’s not much in it right now.’
Thirteen rose up through the trees at high speed, in an explosion of foliage and leaves. Sniper followed, deliberately going through the thickest branch he could see, just for the hell of it,
and smashing it to splinters. Once clear of the dingle the two drones flew out over the bay and settled towards its calm waters.
‘So what sort of percentages are we talking here?’ asked the war drone.
‘There’s a gem dealer who comes down from Coram to buy stock from various Hoopers. I got his eddress two years ago and have been waiting for the opportunity to get my finds to him. I
can’t move this amount without risking being caught by the Warden, and if he catches me, it’ll be immediate subsumption and I’ll lose the lot. You’re a free drone.
You’ve a better chance. It’s doubtful that it’s even illegal for you to trade in natural gems.’
‘You didn’t answer my question.’
‘Twenty per cent net of profit,’ said Thirteen.
‘Fifty per cent,’ said Sniper.
‘You’re a robber and a thief!’
Sniper grinned his grin again as they skimmed close to the surface. He lowered his back legs in, and set a subprogram to counting the whelks in the area.
‘Seems to me you’re all out of options,’ said Sniper, at last enjoying himself immensely.
‘Watch yourself, Sniper!’ said Thirteen, turning in midair.
‘Are you threatening me?’ Sniper asked, turning also. The little drone must have gone mad. Only at the last moment did Sniper realize to what Thirteen had been referring. The
creature looked like a monstrous carp swimming with its top half out of the water. Underneath the water, Sniper knew that this molly carp would have three rows of flat tentacles with which it
gripped the bottom to drag itself along. The prow of its head now cut quickly and without deviation towards its target.
Sniper loaded a missile.