Authors: Neal Asher
‘That’s one way of describing it,’ said Janer. ‘Erlin found her Captain yet?’
‘He’s not here, but she’s still trying to find out where he went,’ the reif said. He nodded towards the fight as another hideous wound was inflicted – and ignored.
‘It takes little imagination to visualize the damage these people could do off-world, had they the inclination,’ he said.
‘But they don’t,’ said Janer.
‘No,
most
of them don’t.’
It took an hour for the fight to reach its climax. By that time, there were pools of blood everywhere in the dirt and Forlam was heading for a vaso. Janer did not see the move that ended the
fight. Forlam had his back turned so Domby was hidden. The roar of the crowd alerted him before Forlam turned, dropping his weapons as he tried to prevent his intestines dropping out.
‘I think I’ve won some money,’ said Janer as the crowd began chanting ‘Full! Full!’
‘What does that mean?’ Janer asked.
The Hive mind replied. ‘
It means full evisceration, though I believe that to be a misnomer. According to the rules of this kind of match there only has to be one clear loop of
intestine
,’ it said.
‘What?’ said Janer, not quite taking in what he was being told.
Domby continued after Forlam, and Janer soon found out precisely what the mind had meant. He came close to losing the beer and sandwiches he had consumed a couple of hours before. It
wasn’t so much the sight as the smell that did it. When he finally felt sure he had his nausea under control, the crowd was heading off in pursuit of various touts, and Keech was watching him
impassively.
‘You’d better hurry if you want to collect your winnings,’ the reif suggested.
Janer nodded, looked around for the tout, whom he now saw surrounded by a small group of winners, and clutching his ticket he went over to collect. As he drew close, two ugly-looking Hoopers
suddenly stepped in front of him. Both of them had knives like Domby’s.
Janer halted, then stepped back. ‘OK. OK, I don’t mind,’ he said. A hundred and forty shillings was not worth the risk of suffering what had happened to Forlam. Nevertheless,
the two thugs kept coming at him. For half a second Janer considered running, then he swung a fist at the nearer of the thugs. The man’s head turned with the force of the blow, but otherwise
he seemed unaffected. He grinned at Janer as if to indicate that the blow had now freed him of any restraints.
‘Fuck,’ said Janer. This was going to get nasty. He stepped back slightly, spun on his heel and drove a thrust-kick straight into the man’s stomach. He might as well have
kicked a tree for all the effect it had. He backed off, trying not to put too much weight on a knee that was already beginning to ache. The thug was still grinning that same grin. Behind him, his
companion just stood with his arms folded, and was smiling with nasty expectation.
‘Can’t we talk about this?’ Janer suggested.
The thug slowly shook his head, and then abruptly moved in. Janer readied himself for the fight of his life. Suddenly there was a flash and a low thud. The leading thug staggered back and sat
down. He peered with perplexity at the smoking hole in his stomach then glared past Janer. Janer glanced round as Keech stepped up beside him. He was holding in his skeletal hand a chromed gun
similar in appearance to a Luger, only heavier, and with a longer barrel. He next shot the second thug, and put him on the ground too.
‘I’ll go for headshots if either of you tries to get up,’ warned the reif. The first thug, who had been considering just that, sat back down again.
‘Get your winnings,’ said Keech. ‘I hate people reneging on bets.’
Janer stared at Keech, then at the weapon the reif held. This was why he had not required one of the QC lasers; what he held was a JMCC military-issue pulse-gun. Janer now cast his eye over the
two thugs. One of them was poking a finger into the hole in his body, to see how deep it went. The reality of Spatter-jay was rapidly coming home to Janer. Perhaps it had not been such a good idea
to put the weapon he had purchased earlier in his backpack.
He took out his slip and advanced on the tout, who stared at him for a moment then began to reach into his jacket. A hand, deeply cicatrised with leech scars, reached down and caught the
tout’s wrist.
‘Now now,’ said a pleasant voice.
Janer gaped at the owner of that hand. This Hooper was big, shaven-headed, and blue with leech scars. He wore hide trousers and a thin shirt. Even his muscles had muscles. Janer wondered if he
would even notice a punch delivered by an off-worlder. This one looked as if bullets would bounce off his skin and knives would bend and break on him. There was a boulderlike solidity about him,
and a stolid assurance.
‘Captain Ron,’ said someone in the crowd, and there was almost reverence in the voice.
‘I think you should pay the man,’ said Captain Ron.
‘Yes, yes.’ The tout dropped his moneybag in his eagerness to get the money out. He stooped and quickly retrieved it before counting out notes and change with shaking hands. Janer
accepted the money while keeping half an eye on the Captain, who was gazing with ponderous insouciance back at the ring.
‘You all right there, Forlam!’ the Captain suddenly bellowed.
A groan came from that direction.
‘Soon have you back together,’ said the Captain. He gazed round at the crowd. ‘Anyone found his fingers yet?’
‘Got ’em, Captain,’ someone yelled.
‘Get ’im back to the ship then and tell Roach to thread ’im up.’
Janer just could not take in what he was hearing. He knew Hoopers were very hard to kill, but this was ridiculous. He glanced round to see Keech approaching, while the two Hoopers he had shot
had moved off into the background. They seemed unperturbed by wounds that would have killed an off-worlder, but were now pensively watching Captain Ron. Janer guessed they were hoping the tout
wouldn’t call for them. It did not require much imagination to guess what the result of such an encounter would be.
‘I’d like to buy you a drink,’ Janer said abruptly.
With a vague smile, Captain Ron turned back to him.
‘Now that could work out expensive,’ he said.
There was laughter from the other Hoopers.
‘Well, I’ve had a bit of luck today,’ said Janer.
‘All right,’ said the Captain. ‘I’ll see you in the Baitman.’ He cast a baleful look at the tout, then at his thugs, who ducked their heads and tried to appear
unconcerned. ‘And he better get there safely,’ he said loudly. Then he sauntered off.
With Keech at his side, Janer surveyed the people around him. All he could find were friendly expressions. The two thugs had already gone. The tout was slinking away, as if hoping not to be
noticed.
‘Obviously not someone to mess with,’ said Janer.
‘You remember what Erlin said?’ asked Keech.
‘Remind me.’
‘He, I would guess, is an Old Captain, and has authority by dint of the simple fact that he could tear your arms off.’
‘Yes, I remember now.’
The Baitman was a ship-Hoopers’ drinking den, and no other off-worlders were present when Janer and Keech entered. Looks of vague curiosity were flung in their direction,
before conversations resumed. Keech and Janer walked up to the bar, behind which sat a Hooper who seemed only skin and bone, with white curly hair. He was bending over a board on which chess pieces
and small model ships were positioned. That he seemed to concentrate even harder on the board when they entered was obvious to Janer. He rapped on the bar with his knuckles. The barman glanced up
at them with an albino’s pink eyes.
‘This place is for ship Hoopers,’ he said, and returned his attention to the board.
Janer was at a loss for a moment, then he started to get angry. Before he could say anything, Keech spoke up.
‘Then we are in the right place to meet Captain Ron for a drink,’ said the reif.
The barman stood upright, and only then did Janer realize how tall he was.
‘Ron invited you?’ He was studying them carefully.
‘I invited him, and he suggested here,’ said Janer.
The barman’s gaze flicked from Janer’s face to the two hornets, in their box on his shoulder, then to the reif. He inspected Keech for a long while, with a puzzled expression, then
clearly decided not to ask. He put two pewter mugs on the bar, uncorked a jug, and filled them both. Then, from a rack behind the bar, he took down a two-litre mug and filled it with the same
liquid. The vessel had ‘Ron’s Mug’ engraved on it. Janer picked up the mug in front of him and took a gulp.
‘It is best to approach such things with caution,’ said Keech, removing a glass straw from his top pocket and stooping to take a careful sip of his own drink.
‘Ung,’ Janer managed.
‘Sea-cane rum,’ added Keech.
‘You can drink it?’ Janer said, once he had his breath back.
‘My stomach is atrophied but I have a filter system which can remove impurities from high-alcohol beverages. What is pumped round my veins is alcohol based,’ replied Keech.
‘Why do you always use a straw?’
Keech gestured towards his mouth. ‘My lips, though having enough elasticity to mimic speech, do not have enough to form a seal.’
‘You’d dribble,’ said Janer.
Keech gave a measured nod.
Janer went on, his curiosity piqued, ‘How do you speak, then?’
Keech tapped his half-helmet augmentation. ‘It’s generated from here. With what little movement my mouth does have, the illusion is completed,’ he said.
Janer nodded, then took another, more cautious sip of his drink. He noted how the barman had not made a move on his chessboard since the commencement of their conversation. Understandable, as
this had to be a fascinating interchange.
‘What about taste?’
‘A saporphone imbedded in the roof of my mouth transmits taste information to the mimetic computer in my aug and to what remains of my organic brain.’
‘But you can’t get drunk?’ said Janer.
‘No, I cannot, but I don’t feel that to be a disadvantage. In most situations I find it advisable to keep a clear head.’
Keech imparted this information with clinical detachment. Janer studied the reif as he thought carefully about his explanation. Keech was partially alive, since he had
some
functioning
organic brain. The part that was not functioning was made up for by a recording of his previous living mind being run as a program in his augmentation. Thus it came down to the fact that Keech was
a corpse made motile mainly by AI-directed cyber systems.
‘Why don’t you implant in a Golem chassis?’ Janer asked.
‘This is
my
body,’ said Keech, as if that was answer enough, and returned his attention to his drink. As Janer watched him, the Hive mind took the opportunity to interject.
‘
The cult of Anubis Arisen believes physical life to be sacrosanct and that the life of the body is the only life. Perhaps Keech believes that too, though I doubt it.
’
Janer did not get a chance to ask the mind to explain
that
comment, as Captain Ron just then crashed into the Baitman like some stray piece of earth-moving equipment.
‘Good sail to you!’ said the Captain, stomping up to the bar and taking up his mug to drain it in one. He slammed the mug down on the bar so hard the timbers leapt. The barman waited
for dust to settle before refilling the mug. As it was being refilled, Janer noted that it had a bloom on its metal surface identical to that left on ceramal after it has been case hardened.
Obviously simple pewter would not prove suitably durable.
‘That hits the spot,’ said the Captain.
Janer looked on in awe, wondering about the durability of this man’s intestine, before carefully taking another sip from his own mug.
‘I have to thank you for your intervention back there,’ he said, blinking water from his eyes.
‘Don’t like cheats.’
Janer gestured to Keech. ‘You and him both,’ he said.
Ron looked at the reif and nodded, his expression slightly puzzled. Keech, Janer supposed, would be a puzzle to most Polity citizens, let alone the denizens of an Out-Polity world like this.
Ron drained just half his mug this time and Janer dropped a ten-shilling note on the bar.
‘Got anything smaller?’ asked the barman.
‘Just keep pouring,’ said Janer. He felt drunk already, but warily slid his mug back on to the bar. ‘In fact,’ he said, ‘drinks all round.’
‘
You told me to remind you if you ever did this again
,’ the Hive mind whispered to him.
‘Shaddup,’ said Janer and Captain Ron gave him a puzzled look. ‘Sorry, not you.’ He pointed at the hornets on his shoulder. ‘Them.’
‘Hornets,’ said Ron. ‘Insects don’t do so well here.’
‘Why’s that?’
‘The filaments clog up their air holes.’
Somebody laughed at this, and when Janer looked around he found that others in the Baitman had gathered behind them, and that the barman was pouring more drinks. He drank some more from his own
mug and noticed subliminally that Keech had retreated into the background and was now carefully seating himself at one of the tables. The reif might appear fragile in this company, but Janer now
knew how deceptive that appearance was.
‘Not as clogged as your air holes, you old bastard.’
Janer glanced to one side to see Erlin standing at his shoulder.
‘Erlin!’ bellowed Ron. He reached past Janer and picked her up, but carefully. Janer noticed that the Hooper showed not a trace of effort. He might as well have been lifting an
origami sculpture.
‘Careful, Ron,’ said Erlin. ‘I’m only a ninety Hooper.’
‘You’ve come back for Ambel?’ said Ron, still holding her off the ground. After a moment, he realized what he was doing and carefully put her down.
‘I have. We’ve unfinished business. Do you know where he is?’
‘Last heard, he was out at the Sargassum.’
‘Who’s going out there?’
Ron grinned at her. ‘The turbul’s good out there this season,’ he said.
Much of the rest of the evening was a blur to Janer. He remembered Keech joining in a conversation about Jay Hoop, the ancient piratical founder of Spatterjay after whom the planet was named,
and he remembered later finding himself lying under a table. There was also a vague memory of being slung over Ron’s shoulder, a long walk through darkness, then puking over a wooden rail
into an oily sea. Then blackness.