Authors: Neal Asher
‘The Sargassum,’ she told him. ‘Last known destination of the man I’ve come here for: Captain Ambel.’
‘Oh.’ Janer paused to gulp another ladleful of water and then gazed around the deck. ‘Where’s Keech?’
Erlin shrugged. ‘Gone his own way, as far as I can gather. He wasn’t in the hotel this morning, but left a message saying he had certain things to attend to, and that perhaps we
would meet again some time. I’d say that’s the last we’ve seen of him.’
‘Shame, he was interesting,’ said Janer, remembering something the mind had said. He dropped the ladle back into the barrel, scanned about again then went on, ‘What’s a
sargassum?’
‘Where the turbul gather to breed,’ Captain Ron interrupted from behind Erlin.
Erlin eyed Janer sympathetically. ‘It’s an area of the sea where sea-cane and sea nettles grow thick enough to form into islands. Turbul are a kind of fish, and they deposit their
nymphs on the underside of those islands. Ship Hoopers always head out there at this season to harvest the turbul,’ she explained.
‘Harvest?’ Janer asked, vaguely recalling a previous conversation.
Erlin smiled, turned to say something to Ron, then made for the forecabin ladder, and climbed down to get nearer to Janer. She inspected him with amused sympathy then pointed towards the stern
of the ship.
‘Roach is hand-lining for boxies for our lunch. Come and see, and perhaps you’ll begin to understand.’
Janer followed where she led, giving the sail’s head a wide berth as he went. He saw now that not only did the creature control the movement of the fore and aft masts by some hidden
linkage, but it also adjusted the fabric sails with cables gripped in some of its spider-claw hands. Janer swung his gaze along the full length of the ship, estimating it to be at least fifty
metres long, with a beam of fifteen metres. There weren’t many crew visible but, knowing nothing about sailing ships, he did not know how many might be required to navigate it, nor how many
were
unnecessary
because of this weirdest of rigs.
Roach was a short raggety Hooper with a furtive look about him. He sat like a pile of dirty washing at the edge of the deck where there was no rail. He glanced up at Erlin and Janer, then hauled
in the line he had trailing over the side of the ship. It came up with a boxy on the end, which he removed from the hook and tossed into the wooden bucket at his side. Boxy was an apt name for this
fish, Janer thought. It had a purple and white cube-shaped body with eyes at the front and a tail sticking out the back.
With a gesture at the boxies already caught, Erlin asked Roach, ‘You mind?’ Roach looked sneaky for a moment as if estimating what he could get for one of the fish. He then glanced
towards the Captain, thought for a moment, and made a noncommittal gesture. Erlin picked up one of the fish.
To Janer she said, ‘Spatterjay life forms have evolved to survive being fed upon by the leeches – to have their flesh harvested by leeches.’ She dug her finger in behind the
boxy’s eyes, hooked and pulled. The eyes, at the wide point of a small triangular head, the spine and sack of internal organs, and the tail, pulled from the surrounding cube of flesh like a
cork coming out of a bottle.
‘Look,’ said Erlin, and threw the essential part of the boxy back into the sea. Janer watched it hit the surface of the water and lie there for a moment. He was just about to ask
what she meant when the boxy wriggled, then wriggled again, and shot away into the emerald depths. ‘They don’t die,’ she told him, and to his horror she took a bite out of the
cube of flesh she held. ‘Here, try some.’
Janer took the still-warm lump of flesh and stared at it. He glanced down at Roach, who was watching him with a ratty smirk, then he took a small bite and, gritting his teeth against his
rebellious stomach, chewed and swallowed. The meat slid down and seemed to settle there with a sudden heat that dispelled his nausea. He was surprised at the effect and took another bite. After
swallowing this too, he tried to identify the taste.
‘Spicy . . . like curry . . . and bananas,’ he said.
‘It’s loaded with vitamins, proteins and sugars – and the virus of course, but don’t worry about that. The virus can’t survive human digestion, just as it
can’t survive long exposure to the air. Your usual methods of contracting it are either through a leech bite or by sexual transmission.’ Erlin seemed uncomfortable at mentioning the
latter method. ‘Are you on Intertox?’
Janer shrugged. ‘I’ll take my chances,’ he said, then remembering part of a drunken conversation the night before he asked, ‘Tell me, with food like this so easily
available, why do they bring out here what they call “Dome-grown” food?’
Erlin smiled at a memory of her own, and Janer felt almost jealous of it. She said, ‘Dome-grown foods are Earth foods and the varieties grown here contain many natural germicides –
toxins even – that inhibit the growth of the viral fibres. Hoopers have possessed the facilities for growing them since the days of Jay Hoop himself, and lucky they did or they wouldn’t
have survived. They enjoyed more variety when the Polity finally arrived. Garlic is particularly good. Hoopers like garlic. They’ve grown it here for nearly a millennium.’
‘You’d have thought they wouldn’t
want
to inhibit the growth of those fibres.’
‘Slow growth is better than fast – that way you don’t go native,’ Erlin replied.
Janer waited for an explanation but none was forthcoming. He finished off the boxy meat first, and was about to pursue the matter when he heard a pitiful squeaking and looked down. Roach had
opened a cast-iron bait box and was now baiting his hook. The creature wriggling in his fingers, in its attempt to escape being impaled, had the appearance of a miniature trumpet with a wading
bird’s legs and webbed feet.
‘Let’s leave him to it,’ said Erlin. ‘It can be dangerous for an off-worlder to stand near a Hooper while he’s fishing.’
‘What do you mean?’
Erlin pointed at the bait box.
‘One of those things could chew into you like a drill bit. They’re difficult to remove once they get started.’
Janer nodded and stepped back. The little trumpet-things were leaping up and down in the box and, though they had no eyes, they seemed to be watching him. Roach showed no particular caution of
the creature he held as he finally impaled it on a gleaming hook. As it let out a bubbling squeak, Janer saw the others in the bait box quit their squeaking and sink out of sight. He nodded to the
crewman before following Erlin, but so intent was Roach on getting his line out, he did not notice.
Erlin went on, ‘Besides, there’s all the other things Roach might bring up on his line. There’s frog whelks and hammer whelks down there, not to mention glisters and prill. And
there’s always leeches of course.’
Janer had no idea what most of these things were, and was not sure he wanted to find out just then.
As they came opposite the mast Erlin gestured at his belt. ‘You’re not carrying your weapon. I suggest you do,’ she said.
Janer nodded, then his attention was caught by a shoal of somethings sliding past the ship, just below the surface. At first he thought they might be dolphins, then he realized they were huge
leeches.
‘Why do people want to stay here?’ he asked. ‘It seems a hellish place.’
Erlin was thoughtful for a moment before replying. ‘For Hoopers it’s what they’re accustomed to. Only in recent years have they become aware that they can leave. They stay
because of the benefits they see. If they live long enough, they’ll end up like the Old Captains: practically unkillable, almost inured to pain, utterly at peace with themselves.’
‘Seems they’d have to survive for a long time to attain that,’ said Janer, still watching the leeches.
‘Yes,’ said Erlin. ‘There’s also the fact of the economy here – something that with our own benefits we tend to forget. A Hooper has to work for a very long time to
be able to afford passage away from here.’
Janer turned to her, the words ‘afford passage’ registering in his blurry mind.
‘I suppose this particular little jaunt is not for free?’ he said.
Erlin smiled. ‘No, I suggest you see Ron soon and negotiate a price.’
Janer looked up at the broad back of the big Captain. ‘I don’t suppose that negotiation need involve me calling him “a robber and a thief”, should it? I don’t fancy
the idea of
him
getting annoyed with me.’
‘Old Captains infrequently lose their tempers – too dangerous,’ Erlin told him. ‘You can call him what you like so long as you pay him. I’m sure you won’t
want to disembark just here.’
Janer once again studied the passing shoal of leeches. He searched for something more to say to keep the conversation going. ‘Tell me,’ he said, ‘do the leeches die?’
‘Yes and no. They’re preyed upon too, and as easy to kill as anything else here, but they don’t actually die of old age. When fertilized, they divide into segments, which then
collapse into a large encystment, or egg. That egg will attach itself to the bottom of a sargassum, and out of it will eventually hatch thousands of cute baby leeches.’
‘Nice. What about the males?’
‘No males, really. The leeches are hermaphroditic . . . sort of.’
‘Same immortality as all life.’
‘Yes, it is that.’ Erlin nodded, lost to her own thoughts. Janer saw that she had now gone away from him and, thinking of nothing else to ask, he quickly returned to his cabin for
his gun, deciding right then that he would be very careful here. It was apparent to him that this was a place where recklessness could soon get you dead.
On the great monolith of stone surrounded by empty ocean, Sniper reached out with one triple-jointed arm, clasped the bishop in his precision claw, and moved it halfway across
the board. Keeping one palp-eye on the game he turned his other to the three objects that lay on a sheet of slightly putrescent skin spread on the rock beside the board. One of these objects was an
explosive slave collar with Prador glyphs etched into its dull grey surface. A brief ultrasound scan revealed the information that the film of planar explosive inside it was still active even after
all this time. This meant that at the antiquities sale on Coram this item would fetch over a thousand New Carth shillings. The two other objects were even more interesting and of greater value, as
slave collars had already been found in their hundreds over on the Skinner’s Island. One of them, Sniper recognized as a very early nerve-inducer, despite the fact that most of its ceramal
casing had corroded away. The other was a mass of corrosion which the war drone had identified, after scanning, as a projectile gun. This last item, despite its terrible condition, would fetch a
mint, as it was likely a weapon carried by either Hoop himself or one of his comrades. Sniper hunkered down on his six crustacean legs and returned both eyes to the game as his opponent made a
move.
‘How much you want for them?’ the war drone asked as he registered a possible danger to his queen in eight further moves.
Sniper’s opponent lowered to the stone the foot-talon he had used to move his knight, and blinked at Sniper with demonic red eyes. The sail, with his pink-skinned wings wadded into an
intricacy of folds and spines that bore some resemblance to a monk’s habit and some to the excess of Elizabethan clothing, and with his long neck hooked like a question mark as he observed
the board, grinned his crocodilian grin and exposed a kilo of ivory.
‘Two thousand, and you fit the augmentation for me
here
,’ he said.
Sniper, who had the appearance of giant crayfish fashioned of polished aluminium, tilted his armoured head in acknowledgement.
‘There’s the alignment program – I wrote it myself. And that, Cheater, will cost you,’ said Sniper.
Windcheater turned his head and eyed Sniper suspiciously as the war drone made his next move.
‘You didn’t tell me about that,’ the sail accused.
Sniper raised his head and stared at the sail. Below the war drone’s angled-back antennae and cluster of sensory bristles, two mirrored tubes shifted apart, coming to point sideways now
and leaving a matt square tube centred on the sail opposite. This was the nearest the drone could come to a grin, having in place of a mouth an antiphoton weapon – and the business ends of a
rail-gun and a missile launcher.
‘Musta slipped my mind,’ Sniper said.
‘Why do I need this alignment program?’ Windcheater asked, his talons rattling his impatience and splintering up flakes of the stone.
‘Your brain ain’t exactly human-shaped. Put the aug on you now and the nanonic fibres’ll turn your head to mush looking for the right connections.’
‘How different is my brain, then?’ Windcheater asked.
‘Upside-down and halfway down your two spines. Your cerebrum is in a linked triad round your oblongata, and there’s other things in there ain’t even got a name yet.’
‘
Better
than human?’
‘In your case, just. Your friends . . .’
Sniper gestured with his heavy claw at the other sails gathered on the far side of the rock and gave a clattering shrug. Windcheater studied his fellows.
‘Put it this way,’ Sniper went on, ‘even auged-up, any sail called Wind
catcher
ain’t gonna win any chess matches.’
Sniper moved a heretofore-ignored pawn and emitted a satisfied hum.
Windcheater peered at the board and shook his head slowly. The way he exposed his teeth this time could not easily have been identified as a grin. ‘I didn’t see that,’ he
said.
‘I guess not,’ said the war drone as he settled to forty-five degrees on his back legs. With his precision claw, he reached under himself and with a metallic click detached a chromed
object the shape of a broad bean, but five centimetres long. He passed the object to his heavy claw and held it up between the two razor points.
‘Got the alignment program loaded and ready to go. It’ll take only a few minutes to link in, and about an hour for all the control programs to upload. After that hour you’ll be
able to direct-access your account through the local server, and to download information on just about anything you want . . . all unproscribed technologies, learning programs, you’ll be able
to buy things and have them delivered by remote drone, you’ll be able to make investments, and you’ll be able to communicate with just about anyone in the Polity.’