The World According To Garp (47 page)

“Please get
in
,” Michael Milton moaned. “I’m not leaving here,” he added, sharply. “I’m not afraid of him. I don’t have to do what he says.”

“It’s what
I
say, too,” Helen said. “You have to go.”

“I’m not going,” Michael Milton said. “I know about your husband. I know everything about him.”

They had never talked about Garp; Helen had forbidden it. She didn’t know what Michael Milton meant.

“He’s a minor writer,” Michael said, boldly. Helen looked surprised; to her knowledge, Michael Milton had never read Garp. He’d told her once that he never read living writers; he claimed to value the perspective he said one could gain only when a writer had been dead for a while. It is fortunate that Garp didn’t know
this
about him—it would certainly have added to Garp’s contempt for the young man. It added somewhat to Helen’s disappointment with poor Michael, now.

“My husband is a very good writer,” she said softly, and a shiver made her twitch so hard that her folded arms sprang open and she had to fold them closed at her breasts again.

“He’s not a
major
writer,” Michael declared. “Higgins said so. You certainly must be aware of how your husband is regarded in the department.”

Higgins, Helen was aware, was a singularly eccentric and troublesome colleague, who managed at the same time to be dull and cloddish to the point of sleep. Helen hardly felt Higgins was representative of the department—except that like many of her more insecure colleagues, Higgins habitually gossiped to the graduate students about his fellow department members; in this desperate way, perhaps, Higgins felt he gained the students” trust.

“I was not aware that Garp
was
regarded by the department, one way or another,” Helen said coolly. “Most of them don’t read anything very contemporary.”

“Those who do say he’s minor,” Michael Milton said. This competitive and pathetic stand did not warm Helen’s heart to the boy and she turned to go back inside the house.

“I won’t go!” Michael Milton screamed. “I’ll
confront
him about us! Right now. He can’t tell us what to do.”

“
I’m
telling you, Michael,” Helen said.

He slumped against the horn and began to cry. She went over and touched his shoulder through the window.

“I’ll sit with you a minute,” Helen told him. “But you
must
promise me that you’ll leave. I won’t have him or my children see this.”

He promised.

“Give me the keys,” Helen said. His look of baleful hurt—that she didn’t trust him not to drive off with her—touched Helen all over again. She put the keys in the deep flap pocket of her long skirt and walked around to the passenger side and let herself in. He rolled up his window, and they sat, not touching, the windows fogging around them, the car creaking under a coat of ice.

Then he completely broke down and told her that she had meant more to him than all of France—and she knew what France had meant to him, of course. She held him, then, and wildly feared how much
time
had passed, or was passing there in the frozen car. Even if it was not a long movie, they must still have a good half hour, or forty-five minutes; yet Michael Milton was nowhere near ready to leave. She kissed him, strongly, hoping this would help, but he only began to fondle her wet, cold breasts. She felt all over as frozen to him as she had felt outside in the hardening sleet. But she let him touch her.

“Dear Michael,” she said, thinking all the while.

“How can we stop?” was all he said.

But Helen had already stopped; she was only thinking about how to stop
him
. She shoved him up straight in the driver’s position and stretched across the long seat, pulling her skirt back down to cover her knees, and putting her head in his lap.

“Please
remember
,” she said. “Please try. This was the nicest part for me—just letting you drive me in the car, when I knew where we were going. Can’t you be happy—can’t you just remember that, and let it go?”

He sat rigid behind the steering wheel, both hands struggling to stay gripped to the wheel, both thighs tensed under her head, his erection pressing against her ear.

“Please try to just let it go at that, Michael,” she said softly. And they stayed this way a moment, imagining that the old Buick was carrying them to Michael’s apartment again. But Michael Milton could not sustain himself on imagination. He let one hand stray to the back of Helen’s neck, which he gripped very tightly; his other hand opened his fly.

“Michael!” she said, sharply.

“You said you always wanted to,” he reminded her.

“It’s
over
, Michael.”

“Not yet, it isn’t,” he said. His penis grazed her forehead, bent her eyelashes, and she recognized that this was the old Michael—the Michael of the apartment, the Michael who occasionally liked to treat her with some
force
. She did not appreciate it now. But if I resist, she thought, there will be a scene. She had only to imagine
Garp
as part of the scene to convince herself that she should avoid any scene, at
any
cost.

“Don’t be a bastard, don’t be a prick, Michael,” she said. “Don’t spoil it.”

“You always said you wanted to,” he said. “But it wasn’t safe, you said. Well, now it’s safe. The car isn’t even moving. There can’t be any accidents now,” he said.

Oddly, she realized, he had suddenly made it easier for her. She did not feel concerned anymore with letting him down gently; she felt grateful to him that he had helped her to sort her priorities so forcefully. Her priorities, she felt enormously relieved to know, were Garp and her children. Walt shouldn’t be out in this weather, she thought, shivering. And Garp was more
major
to her, she knew, than all her minor colleagues and graduate students together.

Michael Milton had allowed her to see himself with what struck Helen as a necessary vulgarity.
Suck him off
, she thought bluntly, putting him into her mouth, and
then
he’ll leave. She thought bitterly that men, once they had ejaculated, were rather quick to abandon their demands. And from her brief experience in Michael Milton’s apartment, Helen knew that this would not take long.

Time was also a factor in her decision; there was at least twenty minutes remaining in even the shortest movie they could have gone to see. She set her mind to it as she might have done if it were the last task remaining to a messy business, which might have ended better but could also have turned out worse; she felt slightly proud that she had at least proved to herself that her family
was
her first priority. Even Garp might appreciate this, she thought; but one day, not right away.

She was so determined that she hardly noticed Michael Milton’s grip loosen on her neck; he returned both hands to the steering wheel, as if he were actually piloting this experience. Let him think what he wants to think, she thought. She was thinking of her family, and she did not notice that the sleet was now nearly as hard as hail; it rattled off the big Buick like the tapping of countless hammers, driving little nails. And she did not sense the old car groaning and snapping under its thickening tomb of ice.

And she did not hear the telephone, ringing in her warm house. There was too much weather, and other interference, between her house and where she lay.

It was a stupid movie. Typical of the children’s taste in films, Garp thought; typical of the taste in a university town. Typical of the entire country. Typical of the
world!
Garp raged, in his heart, and paid more attention to Walt’s labored breathing—the thick rivulets of snot from his tiny nose.

“Be careful you don’t choke on that popcorn,” he whispered to Walt.

“I won’t choke,” Walt said, never taking his eyes from the giant screen.

“Well, you can’t
breathe
very well,” Garp complained, “so just don’t put too much in your mouth. You might inhale it. You can’t breathe through your nose, at all—that’s perfectly clear.” And he wiped the child’s nose again. “Blow,” he whispered. Walt blew.

“Isn’t this great?” Duncan whispered. Garp felt how hot Walt’s snot was; the child must have a temperature of nearly 102°! he thought. Garp rolled his eyes at Duncan.

“Oh, just great, Duncan,” Garp said. Duncan had meant the movie.

“You should relax, Dad,” Duncan suggested, shaking his head. Oh, I
should
, Garp knew, but he couldn’t. He thought of Walt, and what a perfect little ass he had, and strong little legs, and how sweet his sweat smelled when he’d been running and his hair was damp behind his ears. A body that perfect should not be sick, he thought. I should have let
Helen
go out on this miserable night; I should have made her call that twerp from her office—and tell him to put it in his ear, Garp thought. Or in a light socket. And turn on the juice!

I should have called that candy-ass myself, Garp thought. I should have visited him in the middle of the night. When Garp walked up the aisle to see if they had a phone in the lobby, he heard Walt still coughing.

If she hasn’t already gotten in touch with him, Garp thought, I’ll tell her
not
to keep trying; I’ll tell her it’s
my
turn. He was at that point in his feelings toward Helen where he felt betrayed but at the same time honestly loved and important to her; he had not had time enough to ponder
how
betrayed he felt—or how much, truly, she had been trying to keep him in her mind. It was a delicate point, between hating her and loving her terribly—also, he was not without sympathy for whatever she’d wanted; after all, he knew, the shoe on the other foot had also been worn (and was certainly thinner). It even seemed unfair, to Garp, that Helen, who had always meant so well, had been caught like this; she was a good woman and she certainly deserved better luck. But when Helen did not answer the phone, this point of delicacy in Garp’s feelings toward her quite suddenly escaped him. He felt only rage, and only betrayal.

Bitch! he thought. The phone rang and rang.

She went out, to meet him. Or they’re even doing it in our house! he thought—he could hear them saying, “One last time.” That puny fink with his pretentious short stories about fragile relationships, which almost developed in badly lit European restaurants. (Perhaps someone wore the wrong glove and the moment was lost forever; there was one where a woman decides
not
to, because the man’s shirt was too tight at his throat.)

How could Helen have read that crap! And how
could
she have touched that foppish body?

“But the movie isn’t half over,” Duncan protested. “There’s going to be a duel.”

“I want to see the duel,” Walt said. “What’s a duel?”

“We’re leaving,” Garp told them.

“No!” Duncan hissed.

“Walt’s sick,” Garp mumbled. “He shouldn’t be here.”

“I’m not sick,” Walt said.

“He’s not
that
sick,” Duncan said.

“Get out of those seats,” Garp told them; he had to grab the front of Duncan’s shirt, which made Walt get up and stumble into the aisle first. Duncan, grumbling, scuffed after him.

“What’s a
duel?
” Walt asked Duncan.

“It’s real neat,” Duncan said. “Now you won’t ever see it.”

“Cut it out, Duncan,” Garp said. “Don’t be mean.”

“
You’re
the one who’s mean,” Duncan said.

“Yeah, Dad,” said Walt.

The Volvo was shrouded in ice, the windshield solid with it; there were various scrapers and broken snow brushes and junk of that sort, somewhere in the trunk, Garp supposed. But by March the winter driving had worn out much of this equipment, or the children had played with it and lost it. Garp wasn’t going to take the time to clean the windshield, anyway.

“How can you see?” Duncan asked.

“I live here,” Garp said. “I don’t have to see.”

But, in fact, he had to roll down the driver’s-side window and stick his face out into the raining sleet, as hard as hail; he drove toward home that way.

“It’s
cold
,” Walt shivered. “Shut the window!”

“I need it open to see,” Garp said.

“I thought you didn’t have to see,” Duncan said.

“I’m too cold!” Walt cried. Dramatically, he coughed.

But all of this, as Garp saw it, was Helen’s fault. She was to blame—for however Walt suffered his cold, or for its growing worse: it was
her
fault. And for Duncan’s disappointment in his father, for that unforgivable way in the theater that Garp had grabbed the boy and stood him up out of his seat:
she
was to blame. The bitch with her runt lover!

But at the moment his eyes were teary in the cold wind and the sleet, and he thought to himself how he loved Helen and would
never
be unfaithful to her again—never hurt her like this, he would promise her that.

At the same moment Helen felt her conscience clear. Her love for Garp was very fine. And she sensed that Michael Milton was about to be released; he was exhibiting the familiar signs. The angle that he bent at the waist and the peculiar way he pointed his hips; the straining of that muscle, used for little else, on the inside of his thigh. It’s almost over, Helen thought. Her nose touched the cold brass of his belt buckle and the back of her head bumped the bottom of the steering wheel, which Michael Milton gripped as if he expected the three-ton Buick to suddenly leave the ground.

Garp hit the bottom of his driveway at about forty miles per hour. He came off the downhill road in third gear and accelerated just as he exited; he glimpsed how the driveway was glazed with frozen slush, and he worried momentarily that the Volvo might slip on the short uphill curve. He held the car in gear until he felt what grip he had of the road; it was good enough, and he popped the sharp stick shift into neutral—a second before he killed the engine and flicked out the headlights.

They coasted up, into the black rain. It was like that moment when you feel an airplane lift off the runway; the children both cried out in excitement. Garp could feel the children at his elbow, crowding each other for the one favored position in the gap between the bucket seats.