Tigers on the Beach (19 page)

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Authors: Doug MacLeod

It's not a bad joke but I don't see why it is supposed to be the funniest joke in the world. If you're an Eskimo or a bushman of the Kalahari I'd really like to hear from you. The Ponderosa has an excellent website and you can contact me via that.

By the way, Sam Koenigsberger has seventy-two freckles on her back.

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