Uncle John’s Fast-Acting Long-Lasting Bathroom Reader (84 page)

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Authors: Michael Brunsfeld

5)
Federal Express

6)
Schlitz beer

7)
Hebrew National hot dogs

8)
Alka-Seltzer

9)
Morton’s salt

10)
American Express

11)
Packard

12)
Remington shavers

13)
Timex

14)
AT&T

15)
Yellow Pages

16)
Energizer batteries

17)
Marlboro cigarettes

18)
Bactine ointment

19)
Milk

20)
Cattlemen’s Beef Board

21)
Delta Airlines

22)
Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers

23)
Chrysler Cordoba

24)
General Foods International Coffees

25)
Irish Spring soap

26)
Pepsi

27)
Motel 6

28)
DuPont

There are more than half a million fast-food restaurants in China. KFC is the most popular.

FINGER LICKIN’ QUIZ

(Answers for
page 334
)

1)
Pantene shampoo

2)
Bounty paper towels

3)
Burger King

4)
Nike

5)
Underwood ham

6)
Chiffon margarine

7)
Anacin

8)
Tareyton cigarettes

9)
Braniff Airlines

10)
Alka-Seltzer

11)
Lucky Charms

12)
Hallmark

13)
Secret deodorant

14)
KFC

15)
Virginia Slims cigarettes

16)
General Electric

17)
Doublemint gum

18)
Pontiac

19)
Miller Lite beer

20)
Rolaids

21)
Lay’s potato chips

22)
Peter Paul Mounds

23)
Calgon soap

24)
LifeCall

25)
Ajax laundry detergent

26)
Coca-Cola

27)
Johnson’s baby shampoo

28)
Pillsbury Poppin’ Fresh Dough

29)
Reebok

SPELLING QUIZ

(Answers from
page 272
)

1. c)
Millennium;
2. b)
Dumbbell;
3. c)
Separate;
4. c)
Necessary;
5. c)
Minuscule;
6. a)
Accommodate;
7. b)
Liaison;
8. c)
Harass;
9. a)
Occurrence;
10. a)
Embarrass;
11. c)
Independent;
12. c)
Questionnaire;
13. b)
Broccoli;
14. b)
Recommend;
15. c)
Sincerely;
16. a)
Kindergarten;
17. c)
Supersede;
18. a)
Grammar;
19. b)
Referred;
20. b)
Immense

BRITS VS. YANKS

(Answers for
page 89
)

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