Unlucky (2 page)

Her outfit complete, she turned to the bar where J.T. had already supplied two ice-cold beers for her job. "Thanks," she said, and gave the older man a wink. She grabbed the drinks and sashayed across the bar, chest out and full hips swinging.

"Go get 'em, killer," J.T. shouted behind her.

She could already sense the anticipation in the room as all the locals waited for her to perform her magic. It was better than Friday night at the movies.

"What's such a good-looking group of gentlemen doing in a place like this?" Mallory asked, and set the extra beer down in front of the ringleader and pool challenger. "I know you're not from around here. Too much class for a joint like this." She gave him her sexiest smile and leaned over to his ear, allowing tendrils of her long, glossy black hair to brush gently against his neck. "And far too good looking," she whispered, then raised back up.

The guy's eyes widened, and he grinned with almost comical elation. "You got that right, darlin'," he said, and glanced around the bar. "This isn't exactly the caliber of place I'm used to, but now that you're here, I guess it will do."

She squeezed into the chair next to him and tried not to roll her eyes. The guy was definitely a total loser, but a Yankee? Somehow he didn't sound like one. "So where are you from?" she asked, and put one hand on his leg, causing him to twitch with anticipation.

"Up Ferriday way," he replied. "We're here for a store meeting at the port-a-john plant." He puffed up his chest a bit and gave her a huge grin. "I've got my own store. Biggest one in the district."

She nodded and took a huge gulp of her beer, trying not to groan. Not only were they
not
Yankees, they were port-a-john salesmen, which was almost worse. Ever since Walter Royal had figured out the need for portable potties and built his manufacturing plant, the town of Royal Flush had never been the same. Hell, it hadn't even been called Royal Flush at the time, but one of the city council members decided to get cute over a bucket of beer at Lucy's Catfish Kitchen and the rest was history.

A history that had turned Royal Flush into the butt of far too many Louisiana jokes.

"That's wonderful," she said, and squeezed the man's leg, really laying it on thick. Father Thomas was going to need all the bad luck she could muster. "I've always been impressed by businessmen. You're all so smart." She took another gulp of her beer, emptying her glass, and wished she'd asked for a double.

The salesman's eyes widened when she downed the beer, but he didn't say a word as he pushed his still-full mug over in front of her. The idiot probably thought she was going to get drunk and he was going to get lucky. No way was that happening. Not even with a double.

"Go ahead," he offered. "I've already had my limit. Empty calories, you know?"

Mallory stared at him for a moment. "Empty calories?"

The salesman nodded. "Yeah, no protein, too many carbs, then alcohol that turns to sugar. Not good for the diet."

Mallory did another once-over of the man next to her, just in case she'd missed something relevant, or gone partially blind. Nope. The ruddy skin, sagging triceps, and protruding belly were still there. She wondered for a moment exactly what he saved those empty calories for but was afraid to ask.

"So how exactly does one get into the business of containing crap?" she asked, and gave him a sexy smile. "Most of the people I know are more satisfied spreading it around."

The salesman guffawed and winked at his buddies. "A sassy woman. I like that."

Good God. Mallory reached for the second mug and took a big drink, not impressed with the compliment. This guy would probably like anything just short of dead.

The salesman gave her a huge grin and dropped one hand down to her leg, running it over her knee. Oh goodie, he was moving in on every woman's erogenous zone. For thousands of years no woman had been able to resist a good squeeze to the knee. She cast a single glance at his hand, and it was all she could do to hold her sexy smile in place. The thin white line around his third finger told the entire story.

The King of Crap had a queen sharing the throne.

No hitting the customers, she reminded herself, even though a good elbow to the crotch was the least the cheater deserved. But making the man temporarily lame wasn't exactly the best way to get the pool game won. She took a peek at the clock on the wall and decided her work here was almost complete. If it didn't work, Scooter would just be out two hundred. Hell, she couldn't work miracles and spending another minute at the table with the King of Crap was going to require one.

Giving him her most winning smile, she placed her hand over his hand on her knee and wrapped her fingers in between his, gently stroking them up and down. With the other hand she downed the remainder of the beer and held the mug in the air, hoping that either Scooter or J.T. was paying enough attention to rescue her from the louse.

Her mission was accomplished. The toilet salesman was just leaning in for a kiss, God forbid, when Scooter interrupted them, pulling her by her shirt. "No time for this nonsense." He pointed to the port-a-john guy. "You've got a game of pool to play. You can chase snatch on your own time."

The salesman sobered instantly and put on his focused face. "Sorry, darlin'," he said, and gave her a wink, "but we'll have to finish this in a bit. I've got to win some money off these hicks." He rubbed one finger down her bare arm with the sexual prowess of a fifteen-year-old, making her hope the Queen of Crap had a good-looking and very skilled pool boy back at home.

"By all means." She motioned to the pool table. "Can't have those hicks ruling the world, right?" She rose from her chair and made her way back over to the far corner of the bar, Scooter in tow.

"What kind of moron are you, exactly?" she asked Scooter as she took a seat at the bar. "Those guys aren't Yankees. They're port-a-john salesmen from north Louisiana." She narrowed her eyes at Scooter. "You
do
know where the Mason-Dixon line is, right?"

The blank expression on Scooter's face said it all.

She waved one hand in dismissal. "Never mind. Just get over there and get Father Thomas to the pool table. He looks like he's going to need help walking."

Scooter cast a glance at the priest, who was currently hanging half-on, half-off a bar stool, and groaned. "Oh hell. I hope he can stand well enough to play."

Mallory motioned for J.T. and pointed at Father Thomas. "You'd better stop the beer and start the coffee. The pool game I can handle, but there's no way I can do Mass on Sunday."

J.T. glanced at Father Thomas and hurried to the back, most certainly to put on a pot of coffee strong enough to strip paint off a car bumper. Scooter doused the fallen priest with a glass of ice water, and he awoke with a start, sputtering water across the bar. "Is it raining?" he asked, gazing wildly around.

"You're in the bar, Father Thomas," Scooter explained. "You have to play pool now. Remember?"

Father Thomas thought for a moment, then his face cleared a bit. "Oh yeah, damn Yankees!" He slid off the bar stool and staggered toward the pool table. "And the Lord sayeth verily unto me that his will shall be done in J.T.'s Bar as it is in heaven!"

"Good Lord." Mallory shook her head and followed Father Thomas to the pool table, wondering if this situation was beyond even her capabilities.

The bar was crowded for a Thursday, and every single patron was within viewing distance of the pool table. But as she approached the crowd, they bumped and nudged each other until they created a path for her right up to a front-row seat. Taking a seat on a bar stool next to the dartboard, she nodded to the King of Crap, and he gave her a broad smile and a thumbs-up. With any luck, that thumb would fall right off and settle this nicely, she thought, barely managing a smile before turning her attention to Scooter, who was flipping a quarter to decide the break.

There were a couple of boos and more than a few curse words when the break went to the salesman, but the noise level dropped to nothing as soon as the crap king took his place at the front of the pool table and lined up for the break. You could have heard a pin drop as he drew back the cue, then released the shot with a bang.

The cue ball hit the racked balls like lightning, and they began to scatter across the table. One dropped, then another and for a moment, Mallory was afraid that even she had not been enough to swing this one in the right direction. But then the murmuring began, and she realized the cue ball had banked against one side and was now traveling the length of the pool table, headed directly for the corner pocket.

If it had enough steam to make it.

The ball seemed to hesitate a millisecond just in front of the pocket, then tumbled over the side with a clunk.

Father Thomas rose from his chair and raised both hands in the air. "Praise God and pass the peanuts."

The crowd went wild and Mallory hopped off her stool and headed back to the bar. This one definitely deserved a beer. Maybe even two. And since she was still four beers short of her six-pack limit and the night was young, things were looking good all the way around.

"Not bad, huh?" she said as she took a seat in front of J.T. and bent down to replace the high heels with her work boots, happy she'd made it all the way across the bar twice without breaking one of the thin daggerlike spikes. But her glory was brief.

"How'd you like the reinforcements in the shoes?"

"What are you talking about?" she asked, and studied the shoe she'd just removed. "What reinforcements?"

The older gentleman winked at her. "Look in the heel. Scooter got some sheet metal screws and secured the heels. Nothing short of a hurricane is tearing those babies off."

She held the shoe closer and looked inside. Sure enough, the flat head of a screw sat flush with the sole and directly above the titanium spike. Obviously Scooter had been "borrowing" from his construction site again. Smiling, she pulled off the other shoe, tugged on her work boots and turned back to the bar. You had to love having friends who really,
really
, knew you.

J.T. twisted the top off a cold one and slid it across the bar. "No charge," he said. "I already pulled you a couple from stock. Worth it to see that shitter salesman go down."

She smiled and took a swig of the beer. "Been digging into the stock already, huh? How did you know it was going to work? Father Thomas is pretty far gone."

J.T. waved a hand in dismissal. "Please, I've known you since you were a kid. No offense, Mallory, but you're like a twenty-first-century Typhoid Mary. Hell, I'm surprised you' made it all the way across the bar with mugs."

"Such flattery." She laughed and tapped the side of the plastic beer bottles J.T. stocked just for her. "You make a woman all warm and fuzzy."

He grinned a moment, then sobered. "What I got to say next probably won't hit the warm-and-fuzzy meter."

His tone and expression were so serious that she knew immediately something was wrong. Not much in the world got to J.T, so if her friend was stressing over something on a Thursday night, it was major. "What's wrong?"

"It's about Harry."

Mallory sat upright so fast a single stream of beer sloshed out of the bottle and across the counter. "What about Harry? What's going on?"

Harry Breaux, owner of Royal Demolition, was her employer and more importantly, her friend. He'd given her a break in the construction industry and had schooled her over the years until she held the top title of foreman in his company. And being the kind person he was, he'd overlooked the stock she came from and had invited her into his home when she was a teenager. He and his wife, Thelma, had treated her as family, something she'd never had before.

"What, J.T?" she asked again, every muscle in her body tense.

"I heard the IRS has been sending him notices. Real regularlike and with bold print, if you know what I mean."

She took a deep breath, trying to make sense of what J.T. said. Anyone with a brain knew better than to mess with the IRS, and Harry was far from stupid. "So maybe there was a mistake or something. He'll work it out." He had to work it out. Whatever it was. There wasn't another option. "Maybe--"

"The mistake was not paying his taxes, and it's all on Harry, not the IRS," J.T. interrupted, a miserable look on his face. "He owes them a lot of money, Mai. Upward of fifty Gs."

"Fifty thousand dollars! You've got to be kidding me."

"'Fraid not. Rumor has it they're going to take the business and sell off the equipment unless he can cough up the money and real fastlike. Rumor also has it that the tax note may be for sale if there's an interested buyer, and it so happens that there is... Walter Royal."

She tossed back a huge swallow of beer, trying to calm her nerves and think. It couldn't possibly be true, could it? Sure, Thelma's cancer had cost a lot of money, even now that she was in remission. The treatments and checkups and tests had seemed a part of her everyday life. But could Harry really have shorted the IRS fifty thousand dollars?

And Walter Royal? Heaven help them all. The man was already the Donald Trump of Royal Flush, but at the rate he was buying up property and businesses, the town would soon cease to exist and become a principality instead. Buying the IRS out of Harry's tax debt would be a quick, cheap way to pick up a business he'd had his eye on for years.

"This whole situation sucks," J.T. continued. "You know as well as I do that if Royal gets his hands on Harry's business, he'll fire everyone local and replace them with his useless relatives just like he has all the other businesses in this town he's managed to buy."

"Where'd you get this information anyway?" she asked.

He pointed across the bar to Father Thomas just as another round of cheers went up from the locals. Father Thomas's voice boomed above the crowd, "And God saw that Adam was lonely and sent him beer!"

Mallory shot a glance across the bar and shook her head. "Your source is Father Thomas? Please tell me he wasn't given this information in confidence. Besides, I thought Harry stopped going to confession after the last time Father Thomas blabbed." And if this was any indication of the church's position on confidential information, she'd just made her last confession too, at least locally.