Authors: Megan Caldwell
“Um . . . now?” I had that raised question tone in my voice.
He nodded in approval. “Good. What times are good for you?” He took a sip of his coffee.
“Huh?” I was too startled to sound anything but dopey.
His voice held a distinct note of irritation. “When can you meet? To work on the concept?”
“You mean . . . with you?”
He pushed an impatient hand through his hair. “Yes, with me. With Ms. Duran off the project, we need someone to work with you to ensure the mission statement is upheld.”
Mission statement? I was guessing that wasn’t something you’d find in a Franciscan church.
“And,” he continued, giving me a drop-them-to-their-knees-on-the-trading-room-floor stare, “Simon is on his way to Salon du Chocolat.”
As though I knew what the hell that was. “Oh, of course. Well, how much time do you think we need?”
I added it up in my head: one hour for him to defrost, about twenty-seven minutes for me to stop staring at my shoes, and another eight minutes of updates.
“Not more than two hours a week, I’d say.” He frowned, as if even that was too much time with me.
“Tuesdays at noon, then?” Tuesdays with Scary. Fun!
He pulled out some man-gadget and looked down at the little display. “That should be fine. Can I have your phone number?”
“My phone number?”
“Yes, Ms. Hagan, just in case I need to reach you.” He spoke as if he were talking to someone not so swift. Which, actually, he was.
“Oh. Okay.” I gave it to him, and checked my watch. 1:42. Rats, not time to leave yet.
He gestured toward the waitress, who came bustling over as if he were asking her to bear his first child. “You all set here?” she said, giving him the once-over. Twice.
He didn’t seem to notice. I guess if you were that determinedly handsome, and that autocratic, you took it for granted people found you attractive. At least until they got to know you.
He slapped a credit card down on the table as I was scrabbling in my bag for some cash. He frowned at me. “I’ll take care of it. It’s business.”
Nope, sure wasn’t anything personal here.
“Thanks.”
I rose to go as he signed the credit card receipt. We walked back out into the street, where the sun had managed to fight its way through the clouds. The sky was a bright blue and I blinked as my eyes adjusted. Nick, of course, just pulled out some super-sleek shades and put them on, making him look even more threatening. His lips pulled down at the edges as he looked down the street. I saw why when the Glory of Simon appeared.
“Afternoon Nick, Molly.” Simon stood in front of us, curls waving in the breeze, his green eyes squinted against the sunlight. He really was a vision.
“Good afternoon, Simon,” Nick said in a curt voice. He sounded so—flatly and solidly American. As opposed to Simon’s patrician British accent. “I thought you were on your way already. Ms. Hagan and I were discussing the project.”
Simon winked. “I didn’t think you were indulging in anything illicit, Nick, not you, buddy.” He looked at me, frowning a little. “Nick’s explained he’ll be working with you?”
“Yes, he has, Mr. Baxter.” Keep it professional, Molly. Never mind his laughing green eyes made me think about all kinds of things. Simon smiled, like he knew what I was thinking. Hey, he could read minds, too!
“It’s a shame we won’t be working together, but Nick insists,” Simon said, spreading his hands wide in a helpless gesture. Which fooled no one—helpless he wasn’t.
Nick’s arm stiffened on my elbow. “If it were what I wanted, Simon, we wouldn’t be in this situation,” Nick shot back. What the heck was going on? I felt like I had gotten stuck in the middle of a kung fu movie, and I was the wooden board.
“Uh, I’d love to stay,”
and watch you two scrap over territory like wild dogs,
“but I’ve got to get back. Mr. Harrison, thanks for the information and the coffee. I’ll see you next week. Simon, I mean, Mr. Baxter, it was nice to see you again.”
As I walked toward the subway, I couldn’t shake the feeling that both of them were watching me. Why? What the hell was going on?
And why did I feel as if I were stuck in the middle of a rock (that’d be Simon) and a hard place (that’d be Nick)?
Rich, sensual, unabashedly luscious . . . this cookie of undetermined origin will bring keeping-up-with-the-Joneses to a whole new level. English cream, country butter, hand-milled flour, and an excess of chocolate makes this cookie the most rambunctious lot in the bunch.
7
“
MOMMY?
”
“Mm?” I was poring over my cookbooks on the floor of the kitchen, searching for inspiration within the seldom-cracked pages. Aidan’s hand tugged at my sleeve.
“Mommy.” His tone was peremptory now.
“Yes, honey?” I lifted my eyes from Betty Crocker’s words of wisdom. Aidan was regarding me with a serious look in his brown eyes. I put the book down and gathered him into my arms. “What is it?”
“Mommy?”
I nuzzled his head. He had lost that baby smell a few years ago, but he still smelled delicious. It took concentrated effort not to bite him.
“Yes, honey, what is it?”
“Is Daddy ever coming back?”
My throat closed over. Hugh and I had sat down with Aidan when I felt I could without blubbering, and explained the situation, but six-year-olds being what they are, we knew he’d eventually need a refresher course on Why Mommy and Daddy Are Not Living in the Same Place Anymore.
I brushed my lips over the top of his head. “No, honey, he won’t be living with us again, but you’ll see him as much as you ever did.” More, now that Mr. Billable Hours had lost his job.
He twisted his head to look up at me, a sad little look on his face. “I don’t like going to his new house without you.”
Oh, boy.
“Why not, honey?”
“Daddy’s not fun. He just sits and watches TV. And not kids’ shows, either. Football,” he announced in a scornful voice.
Believe me, I had the same complaint when he was plopped down on the couch every Sunday afternoon.
“What do you do when you’re there?”
“That lady gives me cookies. That’s nice.” Ah, bribery. She hadn’t even borne a child—at least, not that I knew of—and she had already learned the sugar secret. What was a smart woman like her doing with a dumbass like Hugh?
“And what else?”
He shrugged. “Daddy takes me shopping sometimes. She always comes, too.”
I hope she pays,
I thought. “Do you want me to talk to Daddy about it?” I’d rather eat fried lima beans, or engage in some exploratory dental surgery, but if it’d take that worried little look off his face, I’d do it.
“I want you to come next time. It’d be fun, then.”
He gave me a big, winsome smile, and I couldn’t help but smile back. My hero.
“I can’t come, honey. But I’ll talk to Daddy, promise.” I kissed him again. He snuggled more into my arms.
“Okay. And Mommy?”
“Yeah, honey?”
“When are we going to get Beast?”
“Maybe next weekend.”
Hi, I’m Molly, and I lie through my teeth to my son.
“Goody. ’Cause no one at school believed we were going to get a hairless cat, and I wanna bring him to show-and-tell.”
“I’m not sure—Oh, never mind. Okay. We’ll start looking for him next weekend.”
“I’m hungry.”
That
I could handle.
I rose from my position on the kitchen floor, tossed Ms. Crocker aside, and headed for the cupboard.
“Aidan, what do you think about Yam and Mozzarella Surprise?”
She took the paper from me
with a look of surprise. “I didn’t ask you for a list this time, Molly, did I?”
I grinned at her. I liked ruffling Dr. Lowell’s feathers. “No, let’s just say I was inspired.”
She smiled back and unfolded the paper. She adjusted her glasses lower on the bridge of her nose, then cleared her throat.
THINGS EVERY NEWLY SINGLE WOMAN MUST DO
“Very nice.” She folded the paper back up and smoothed out the edges, schoolteacher-style. “May I keep this?”
“Sure.” I shrugged.
“Am I to presume you’ve done some of these items?”
“The personals ad. And the obituary thing, but that was only for a couple of days. Then I got skeeved out, so I stopped.”
“And . . . ?”
“Nothing yet. I don’t think I’m being too picky, but I don’t want to rush into anything. I’m still married, after all.”
“Of course, but it is a good thing to dive back into the dating pool. You don’t know how long the divorce process is going to take.”
Did everyone have to associate dating with water? Because I felt like I was going to drown.
“And the fantasizing?”
Was now the time to mention Simon, the Beauteous Brit? “Um . . . a little bit.”
She gave me an approving smile. “Excellent. Did you speak to your mother?”
“Yes. She said she couldn’t lend me anything,” I bit out.
Dr. Lowell frowned. “Couldn’t or wouldn’t?”
I rolled my eyes. “I didn’t ask her to clarify when she turned me down. Although I would’ve liked to ask her why she said no.”
“You didn’t.” It was a statement. Dr. Lowell knew me—and my issues with my mother—well.
“Nope.”
“So what are your other options?”
Suddenly I was mad. “Why do there always have to be other options? What if there aren’t any? What if Aidan and I have to move to Idaho or somewhere and grow potatoes? What if I can’t do it?”
“Why are you so angry, Molly? Not that it’s bad to be angry,” she continued in her mellifluous therapist tone.
I flung my arms up in frustration. “I’m angry because Hugh’s a fuck who left me, and now he’s taking away my means of support, and I have no money, and Aidan wants a freaking cat, and the only cat we can get is that hairless hypoallergenic kind, which are expensive. And I can’t let Aidan down. Not that I can afford to do anything.” My words came out in a rush, running together toward the end. I gave a little hiccupy cry.
“So what are your other options?” she repeated, handing me a tissue. I blew my nose and glared at her. She smiled back.
“I found out a little more about the teaching thing. I’ve got to get my paperwork together.”
“That shouldn’t be too hard.”
“Easy for you to say,” I replied with a sniff.
“Yes, it is,” she returned in a complacent tone. Sometimes I wanted her to explode in a mystical spontaneous combustion thing. Sometimes I wanted to pull her up off her leather-padded chair and do the samba with her. Guess which time this was.
“Your assignment for next week is to find out exactly what you need to apply to this program. And, just for fun, how about doing something . . .
inappropriate
?”
Who knew my therapist could be so naughty?
“I’ve had worse homework,” I replied grudgingly, getting up off the couch.
“This is like homework,” I wailed
into the phone later that night.
“That’s because it is,” Keisha replied. She was clearly not putting up with any of my crap.
“You’re right,” I admitted. “And I should just do what I used to do when I had a big assignment in college—”
“Eat a bag of cookies and whine?”
Ouch. “No,” I replied in an exaggeratedly patient tone, “break it down, piece by piece. Which is, actually, what Dr. Lowell is always pushing me to do.”
“And me, too! I tell you, honey, you should just send me the money you pay her.”
“What money? If I don’t figure out something soon, I’m going to have to stop seeing her. And paying for electricity, cable, eyebrow pencil, books—” I heard my voice escalate in a rising panic.
“Calm down. You’ll figure it out. You’re smart.”
“Yeah, that and three dollars and seventy-nine cents gets me a small cup of coffee at Starbucks.”
“And it’s that kind of attitude that will defeat you.”
I plucked at the throw on top of me, pulling out a piece of yarn. “I know that, I do, it’s just that it’s so hard for me to get over it. To get over myself.”
The truth of it hit me like a slammed door. My hand stilled.
She knew it, too. Her voice was softer when she spoke. “You can do it. I have confidence in you.”
I paused a second, then continued. “I am sorry to be so lame.”
“Don’t forget whiny.”
“Yeah, thanks for reminding me.” I knew she could hear the smile in my voice. “And maybe I’ll have this all figured out by the time Aidan has traded in his Pokémon comics for
The Catcher in the Rye
.” I contemplated the thought of a grown-up Aidan, at least one old enough to read Salinger.
And then it hit me.
“Bread.”
“Okay, now you’ve lost me,” Keisha replied. “Are you talking 1960s hippie talk again? Because you know I can’t hang with that.”
“Catcher in the Rye Bread! It’s genius!”
“What is? Your ability to make weird puns?”
“The bakery assignment. The bakery’s right near the New York Public Library. Simon wants something that will tie the bakery and the library together. And what ties things together better than bad puns?”
Keisha giggled. “Isn’t it just like you. In the pit of despair, completely insecure, and you come up with exactly what you need.”
“Yeast of Eden!” I shouted. She laughed again, that big belly laugh I loved hearing.
“How about ‘To Have and Have Donut’?” Keisha asked.
“Flour Mill on the Floss.”
“Bread Badge of Courage.”
“Buns and Lovers.”
By now, we were both laughing so hard our words came out in little gasping puffs.
“Okay, I’ve got to go write these down. Thanks, Keisha. I love you.”
“Me, too, honey.”
Once I’d replaced the receiver on the hook and drunk my now-cold coffee, I found my notebook and started scribbling. Boy, was Simon the Stunning going to be impressed with me. I wasn’t so sure about Nick the Unnerving, otherwise known as Mr. Supercilious, but I was damn sure going to try to—what was it I said?—knock his socks off. And then I would try to do something . . .
inappropriate
.
It was my homework, after all.