The lights were turned up to a harsh, striplit glare.
A mighty bark sounded from the rear of the mob then and it was answered, ritually, by a mad volley of barks from all around the freaky shebeen.
In the cruel light the pocked skin of the Cusacks was all the worse for the badly inked starling tats it was covered with. (Complexions generally on the Northside Rises are nothing to write home about.)
Wolfie and Fucker looked around the enemy’s lair:
Markings on the walls depicted the sacred symbols of the Rises: pit bulls in bout and the strange winged daemon-sluts of the flatblocks and there were memorials also to the dead knifemen of Northside lore.
Wolfie and Fucker looked massively unimpressed as they took a lamp on the Cusack mob:
Cusacks had settled this season on high-rolled denims and armless geansais and they had starling feathers – glossily iridescent, a greenish black – tucked into the bands of their pork-pie hats. Low brows were uniform and gave that vaguely puzzled look that is associated always with Northside knuckle-draggers.
The bark sounded again, was met by a volley of barks, and now it was Eyes Cusack himself, the king barker, who made his way through the mob.
Topless but for his gold chains, stoutly built, as near enough wide as he was long, with a mouthful of gold caps, he grinned malevolently as he approached the boys.
Stopped a couple feet from them.
Eyeballed Wolfie and took measure of the kid.
Nodded appreciatively.
‘So the boy-chil’ step up,’ he said.
Rubbed his chin, thoughtfully. Came closer.
‘So the boy-chil’ workin’ his own plan or he keepin’ Fancy’s affairs in nick?’
Sadly let his shoulders fall.
‘Coz, boy-chil’, it gotta be said, like? We got a rake o’ Cusacks wearin’ scars an’ welts offa ye lot this las’ while, y’check?’
Wolfie agreed.
‘Been lively aroun’ the place awrigh’, Cuse,’ he said. ‘But there weren’t no one got what weren’t comin’.’
Hisses, caws, growls sounded – Eyes Cusack raised a hand to stop them.
‘Boy-chil’ … Reefins aside, like? There been floaters on the Bohane river down the years and them floaters got bruds and cuzzes in this place, y’heed?’
Wolfie bowed his head, briefly, and then turned his glance sombrely around the shebeen.
‘I’m sorry for yere troubles,’ he said.
The mob shook free of itself and came hissing forward but Eyes Cusack raised again his mottled hand, and he cried:
‘Hup! Hup now!’
The mob eased up, despite itself, despite its awful compacted energy, and Eyes Cusack was admiring.
‘The boy-chil’ got grapes,’ he said. ‘Sure y’ain’t got Norrie juice in ya someplace?’
Wolfie winced.
‘Oney yella in me’s what I piss in the mornins,’ he said.
Eyes pursed his lips and raked a sconce on Fucker then.
‘An’ the galoot got a lash o’ the pike in him, yep? Sketch the green eyes on it.’
Fucker spat, and flexed, and glared hard at Cusask.
‘Business wan’ doin’,’ he said. ‘So don’ min’ the aul’ bitchtalk, Cusey-gal.’
Eyes turned to his hissing mob and smiled and danced a wee skank.
‘Oh the Long Fella don’t rear no blouses for lieutenants,’ he said. ‘Sends me up a prize pair o’ comanches. Don’t do the walk hissel’, though, do he? No, sir. Long Fella stayin’ close to home, yep? Watchin’ his yard. Am I right or wrong, ginge?’
‘Mr Hartnett is indisposed,’ said Wolfie.
‘Oh aye?’ said Cusack. ‘What’s he at? Straightenin’ the eyes in his bint’s head, s’he? Or he workin’ a little plan with his mammy, like? He mammy’s lil’ boy yet, like? O’ course the Hartnetts all for doin’ business down the New Town these times, ain’t they? Herb and hoors not good enough for the Fancy no more. No, sir. Now it’s all trams and manses, ain’t it?’
Wolfie raised a hand to signal the talk was at an end.
‘We gots somethin’ to put t’ye,’ he said.
He reached inside his puffa and removed an envelope of silver vellum. It was embossed with the Hartnett Fancy’s mark – a puck goat’s head. Inside was the Feud’s declaration.
Wolfie Stanners offered the envelope to Eyes Cusack.
Beat – a weird pause.
The pause suggested to Wolfie that confidence might not be all it should be among the ranks of the Cusack mob. But Eyes reached for the envelope then, and stuffed it in the waistband of his kecks, and from the arse pocket of same he took out a filthy scrap of paper that had been folded over twice, and he passed it to Wolfie.
Wolfie opened it out to find a drawing so crude as to be done by a child’s hand. It showed a skinny stick-man in crayoned colours with a cock-and-balls attached to his forehead.
‘The receipt,’ said Eyes Cusack. ‘See if yer man spot a likeness.’
Wolfie nodded most politely and with Fucker in tandem he turned to go.
‘I’ll let him know Feud’s accepted,’ he said.
‘Do that, boy-chil’,’ said Eyes Cusack. ‘An’ we’ll see ye down there, check?’
‘Time o’ your choosin’, Cuse. All the same t’us, like.’
They walked again the pocked avenues of the Rises. There was a heat up in them now. There was a great thrumming on the air. There was going to be a Feud the size of which Bohane city hadn’t seen in fucking yonks, y’sketchin’?
15
Black Crab Soup
The Ho Pee Ching Oh-Kay Koffee Shoppe, a whistle after midnight, and three steaming bowls of black crab soup were carried from the back kitchen by a wordless, scowling Ching uncle.
These were set with grave ceremony before:
– Mr Logan Hartnett, aka the Albino, aka the Long Fella, and he was sat there, breezing on the moment, and with a toothpick he worked lumps of cashew from the gaps between his yellow teeth. He was all got up in a wowser of a straight-cut grey vinyl suit – its sheen catching the Ho Pee’s fairy-light glow – and there was a matching grey vinyl mackintosh laid over the back of his chair.
Dapper
motherfucker.
– Miss Jenni Ching, boss-lady of the Ho Pee ever since her black-mooded momma had tossed her small demented bones into the Bohane river (just a quick headlong dash from the caff), on account of dog-fight debts, some said, or because of a persistent strain of Ching family madness, according to others, and Jenni regarded the fatty, creamy soup her uncle offered with an as-if glare – on
my
hips? – and she pushed it aside. She was in a white leather jumpsuit up top of hoss-polis zippered boots, with her fine hair let down, and her hair was streaked and worn this season in a blunt-cut fringe that she blew aside with regular, rhythmic spouts of tabsmoke.
– Mrs Macu Hartnett, née Simhao, born to the Café Aliados, the queen of the Back Trace Fancy, with any amount of a cashmere jersey dress worn in a clingy fit beneath a thin crinolene duster coat (cream) that didn’t cost her tuppence ha’penny in whatever high-faluting New Town boutique she scored it in, and she was eyeballing Jenni hard, and she was eyeballing Logan hard, and she was thinking: I’m forty-fuckin’-three and I’m sat around talkin’ fuckin’
gang fights
?
‘Many families Cuse gonna send down up top o’ his own?’ said Jenni.
‘I’m guessing three tops,’ said Logan. ‘He’ll have the McGroartys, sure enough. McGroartys are born latchiko. McGroartys would hop into a Feud on account of two flies fucking. He’ll have the Lenanes also. That’s a cert, coz the Lenanes can be bought, the Lenanes have always been bought. After that, well …’
Logan flapped a hand in the air, dismissively, to illustrate the thinness of the Rises’ alliance.
‘That’s sure a lot o’ chanters they got hollerin’ for a three-family descent,’ said Macu.
‘If you wanted to be of a negative set of mind, love-o’-my-heart, you might think so,’ said Logan.
In truth, he could not but hear them: the high bluffs of Bohane city were raucous with Norrie Feud-chants.
‘A quare rake o’ bonnas burnin’ an’ all, Logan? Saw ’em an’ I comin’ down from the house.’
Strings of fires all along the bluffs – Norrie families on a war footing was the message.
‘They can light their little fires all they want. And remember this much for me, Macu, please – you never once in your fucking life had a good feeling the night before a Feud, check?’
‘Maybe a time comes when there be one Feud too far, Logan, y’heed?’
He glared at his wife, but kept silent his anger, and he twisted it instead to aim coldly, smilingly at his girl-chil’ lieutenant.
‘Jenni-gal,’ he said, ‘I understand you’re becoming quite a regular ’cross at the Bohane Arms?’
Jenni Ching didn’t so much as flutter an eyelash.
‘I’m findin’ it’s the kind o’ spot you’d hear an interestin’ yarn about the Bohane los’-time,’ she said.
‘Oh yeah?’ said Macu. ‘Concerning’?’
‘All kin’ o’ caper,’ said Jenni. ‘’bout how peoples come up and ’bout how they goes back down again.’
‘My dear mother would have the sketch for you there sure enough.’
Jenni eyeballed Macu hard.
‘An’ ’bout where it was peoples come from. Originally, like.’
Laminate posters on the Ho Pee wall showed roosters, pigs, rats. The fairy lights were strung from wall to wall above the Formica tables and they burned a lurid note. Logan was smiling now as he spooned up his soup – he liked a catfight.
Macu, polite as the seeping of a poison, said:
‘An’ where’s it the Chings is boxin’ out of original, Jenni-chick?’
Jenni from her tit pocket yanked a stogie, clipped and lit it, sucked deep and blew a brownish smoke.
‘Chings in Bohane goin’ back an’ again beyond the los’-time. S’town built offa Ching blood. We goes way back. We ain’t in off the las’ wave at all, missus.’
A motion she drew in the air then, slowly and looping, with her cigar hand, to indicate the wave, and the smoke made signals indeciperable atop the Ho Pee’s dreamy glow.
‘Ye sure ain’t,’ said Macu. ‘Chings been snakin’ aroun’ them wynds long as I got the recall. Gettin’ the reck on everyone’s business, like.’
‘Ladies,’ said Logan, ‘please.’
He pushed back his soup. He knit long fingers across his slender belly. He always enjoyed the eve of a Feud. He knew that Eyes Cusack would not for long keep his mongrels leashed, and his mood was high and expectant. When you were running a Fancy, regular demonstrations of rage were needed to keep the town in check and, just as importantly, the Fancy boys in trim. Too much sweetness and light and they got fat, unpleasantly smiley and over-interested in the fashion mags.
Jenni Ching looked from Logan to Macu and back again.
Jenni Ching raised her brow and blew smoke to the tapped-brass ceiling of the Ho Pee.
Jenni Ching was thinking: This is what’s runnin’ the Back Trace motherfuckin’ Fancy?
‘Colours to be raised?’ she asked.
‘Absolutely,’ said Logan. ‘If we’re going do it at all, we’re going to do it properly.’
‘Colours a pain in the fuckin’ gee,’ she said. ‘Fuck we wanna be marchin’ with flags for, H? This the Paddy’s Day fuckin’ Parade or what, like? Just get the fuck out there and reef the scutty fucks! Flags and fuckin’ colours ain’t gonna make no differ to the gack we welt outta the Rises filth no-how, y’check me?’
Logan sighed, was sweetly paternal.
‘Jenni?’ he said. ‘We’re not savages. If there’s young fellas gonna be planted in the boneyard tomorrow, they ain’t going down without knowing who’s responsible. Fancy’s colours will be raised.’
‘S’the kin’ o’ mawky shite that gets my melt off,’ she said. ‘Flags an’ fuckin’ banners …’
‘I’m hearin’ Girly talkin’,’ said Macu.
‘True enough,’ Logan smiled.
Girly Hartnett was long noted for nose-thumbing at tradition. Girly’s reckon was that Bohane was far too sentimental a town. Of course, it didn’t stop her spending a quare chunk of clock travelling to the lost-time.
‘All I’m sayin’, we’ve enough on us plates, like, without puttin’ on the usual circus –’
‘Jenni,’ Logan was stern here, ‘don’t call it a circus.’
‘All I’m sayin’–’
‘Jenni? Just leave it, please?’
‘But Girly says –’
‘Don’t mind fucking Girly! I’m running the fucking Fancy!’
‘That so, H? Then why’s it Girly gots to sign off on the Feud?’
His cold glare would strip a lesser child of its front but not Jenni.
‘A nicety,’ he said. ‘Protocol. Keep her thinking she’s involved still. It keeps her going, you know?’
A silence swelled.
Logan pussed.
Jenni smoked.
And Macu looked out into Smoketown’s greenish night-time haze. It was the early a.m. parade of skinpoppers and inebriates and hoor-botherers. She wondered – against her will – if he was among the streets somewhere. And if she would recognise the gaatch of him. If he still carried in the same way. She had not replied to the letter. There had been no further word. It was sixty days since the letter had been passed to her.
Jenni Ching slithered from her seat and made for the door. As she opened it a great surge of street noise rose.
‘Time you givin’ em till, H?’
‘They won’t need long, if I know Cusacks.’
‘Fancy prepped?’ said Macu.
‘Stop your fretting, girl. Been weeks prepped if I’m right, Jen?’
‘Fancy’d ate a child, H.’
He finished his soup and lay down his spoon and clasped his thin fingers across his middle.
‘Go and make sure anyhow, Jenni-gal.’
‘Feuds!’ Macu cried. ‘An’ we a stretch pas’ fuckin’ forty!’
‘It’s the life, girl,’ Logan said.
‘For how long more, Logan?’
Jenni waved as she stepped outside.
‘Tell Girly I was askin’ for her,’ Macu called.
Jenni mouthed a badness beneath her breath.
‘Say what, girl?’
‘Say nothin’, Mrs Hartnett.’
‘I’ll be fuckin’ dug out o’ you yet, slant, y’hear me?’ Macu said.
‘Ladies, would ye leave it? Please?’ Logan said.
‘But d’ya hear her, Logan? About straightenin’ eyes she’s mutterin’!’
16
Wolfie: His Allegiances
Wolfie Stanners hung by the ruff of his jumper from a coat hook in the schoolhouse cloakroom. He squealed for help.
‘C’mon to fuck will someone!’