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Authors: T. S. Eliot
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What about that poker game in Bordeaux?
Yes Miss Dorrance you get Sam
To tell about that poker game in Bordeaux.
DUSTY
:
Do you know London well, Mr. Krumpacker?
KLIPSTEIN
:
No we never been here before
KRUMPACKER
:
We hit this town last night for the first time
KLIPSTEIN
:
And I certainly hope it won’t be the last time.
DORIS
:
You like London, Mr. Klipstein?
KRUMPACKER
:
Do we like London? do we like London!
Do we like London!! Eh what Klip?
KLIPSTEIN
:
Say, Miss — er — uh — London’s swell.
We like London fine.
KRUMPACKER
:
Perfectly slick.
DUSTY
:
Why don’t you come and live here then?
KLIPSTEIN
:
Well, no, Miss — er — you haven’t quite got it
(I’m afraid I didn’t quite catch your name —
But I’m very pleased to meet you all the same) —
London’s a little too gay for us
Yes I’ll say a little too gay.
KRUMPACKER
:
Yes London’s a little too gay for us
Don’t think I mean anything
coarse
—
But I’m afraid we couldn’t stand the pace.
What about it Klip?
KLIPSTEIN
:
You said it, Krum.
London’s a slick place, London’s a swell place,
London’s a fine place to come on a visit —
KRUMPACKER
:
Specially when you got a real live Britisher
A guy like Sam to show you around.
Sam of course is at
home
in London,
And he’s promised to show us around.
SWEENEY.
WAUCHOPE.
HORSFALL. KLIPSTEIN.
KRUMPACKER. SWARTS.
SNOW. DORIS.
DUSTY.
SWEENEY
:
I’ll carry you off
To a cannibal isle.
DORIS
:
You’ll be the cannibal!
SWEENEY
:
You’ll be the missionary!
You’ll be my little seven stone missionary!
I’ll gobble you up. I’ll be the cannibal.
DORIS
:
You’ll carry me off? To a cannibal isle?
SWEENEY
:
I’ll be the cannibal.
DORIS
:
I’ll be the missionary.
I’ll convert you!
SWEENEY
:
I’ll convert
you
!
Into a stew.
A nice little, white little, missionary stew.
DORIS
:
You wouldn’t eat me!
SWEENEY
:
Yes I’d eat you!
In a nice little, white little, soft little, tender little,
Juicy little, right little, missionary stew.
You see this egg
You see this egg
Well that’s life on a crocodile isle.
There’s no telephones
There’s no gramophones
There’s no motor cars
No two-seaters, no six-seaters,
No Citroën, no Rolls-Royce.
Nothing to eat but the fruit as it grows.
Nothing to see but the palmtrees one way
And the sea the other way,
Nothing to hear but the sound of the surf.
Nothing at all but three things
DORIS
:
What things?
S
WEENEY
:
Birth, and copulation and death.
That’s all, that’s all, that’s all, that’s all,
Birth, and copulation, and death.
DORIS
:
I’d be bored.
SWEENEY
:
You’d be bored.
Birth, and copulation, and death.
DORIS
:
I’d be bored.
SWEENEY
:
You’d be bored.
Birth, and copulation, and death.
That’s all the facts when you come to brass tacks:
Birth, and copulation, and death.
I’ve been born, and once is enough.
You don’t remember, but I remember,
Once is enough.
SONG BY WAUCHOPE AND HORSFALL
SWARTS AS TAMBO. SNOW AS BONES
Under
the
bambooBamboo
bambooUnder
the
bamboo
treeTwo
live
as
oneOne
live
as
twoTwo
live
as
threeUnder
the
bamUnder
the
booUnder
the
bamboo
tree
.
Where
the
breadfruit
fallAnd
the
penguin
callAnd
the
sound
is
the
sound
of
the
seaUnder
the
bamUnder
the
booUnder
the
bamboo
tre
e
Where
the
Gauguin
maidsIn
the
banyan
shadesWear
palmleaf
draperyUnder
the
bamUnder
the
booUnder
the
bamboo
tree
.
T
ell
me
in
what
part
of
the
woodDo
you
want
to
flirt
with
me?Under
the
breadfruit,
banyan,
palmleafOr
under
the
bamboo
tree?Any
old
tree
will
do
for
meAny
old
wood
is
just
as
goodAny
old
isle
is
just
my
styleAny
fresh
eggAny
fresh
eggAnd
the
sound
of
the
coral
sea
.
DORIS
:
I don’t like eggs; I never liked eggs;
And I don’t like life on your crocodile isle.
DORIS
:
That’s not life, that’s no life
Why I’d just as soon be dead.
SWEENEY
:
That’s what life is. Just is
DORIS
:
What is?
What’s that life is?
S
WEENEY
:
Life is death.
I knew a man once did a girl in —
DORIS
:
Oh Mr. Sweeney, please don’t talk,
I cut the cards before you came
And I drew the coffin
SWARTS
:
You
drew the coffin?
DORIS
:
I drew the COFFIN very last card.
I don’t care for such conversation
A woman runs a terrible risk.
SNOW
:
Let Mr. Sweeney continue his story.
I assure you, Sir, we are very interested.
SWEENEY
:
I knew a man once did a girl in.
Any man might do a girl in
Any man has to, needs to, wants to
Once in a lifetime, do a girl in
Well he kept her there in a bath
With a gallon of lysol in a bath
SWARTS
:
These fellows always get pinched in the end.
SNOW
:
Excuse me, they don’t all get pinched in the end.
What about them bones on Epsom Heath?
I seen that in the papers
You seen it in the papers
They
don’t
all get pinched in the end.
DORIS
:
A woman runs a terrible risk.
SNOW
:
Let Mr. Sweeney continue his story.
SWEENEY
:
This one didn’t get pinched in the end
But that’s another story too.
This went on for a couple of months
Nobody came
And nobody went
But he took in the milk and he paid the rent.
SWARTS
:
What did he do?
All that time, what did he do?
SWEENEY
:
What did he do! what did he do?
That don’t apply.
Talk to live men about what they do.
He used to come and see me sometimes
I’d give him a drink and cheer him up.
DORIS
:
Cheer him up?
DUSTY
:
Cheer him up?
S
WEENEY
:
Well here again that don’t apply
But I’ve gotta use words when I talk to you.
But here’s what I was going to say.
He didn’t know if he was alive
and the girl was dead
He didn’t know if the girl was alive
and he was dead
He didn’t know if they were both alive
or both were dead
If he was alive then the milkman wasn’t
and the rent-collector wasn’t
And if they were alive then he was dead.
There wasn’t any joint
There wasn’t any joint
For when you’re alone
When you’re alone like he was alone
You’re either or neither
I tell you again it don’t apply
Death or life or life or death
Death is life and life is death
I gotta use words when I talk to you
But if you understand or if you don’t
That’s nothing to me and nothing to you
We all gotta do what we gotta do
We’re gona sit here and drink this booze
We’re gona sit here and have a tune
We’re gona stay and we’re gona go
And somebody’s gotta pay the rent
DORIS
:
I know who
SWEENEY
:
But that’s nothing to me and nothing to you.
FULL CHORUS: WAUCHOPE, HORSFALL, KLIPSTEIN,
KRUMPACKER
When you’re alone in the middle of the night and
you wake in a sweat and a hell of a fright
When you’re alone in the middle of the bed and
you wake like someone hit you in the head
You’ve had a cream of a nightmare dream and
you’ve got the hoo-ha’s coming to you.
Hoo hoo hoo
You dreamt you waked up at seven o’clock and it’s
foggy and it’s damp and it’s dawn and it’s dark
And you wait for a knock and the turning of a lock
for you know the hangman’s waiting for you.
And perhaps you’re alive
And perhaps you’re dead
Hoo ha ha
Hoo ha ha
Hoo
Hoo
Hoo
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