Authors: Steven Barnes,Tananarive Due
“Tomorrow. We got to get the fish back,” Vern moaned. “Damn.”
Piranha and Terry exchanged a dubious glance. “I don’t know,
but maybe you’ve got a little concussion or something,” Piranha said. “Have some coffee,” and offered him a drink from the thermos.
“I’m scared,” Vern said quietly. “Something’s wrong. I feel it.”
Vern drank coffee the whole way back, and Piranha kept him talking. They were listening to the radio, and the usual rants against socialist liberals were being interrupted by news broadcasts suggesting that while Pike Street had been terrible, there were at least ten other incidents across the city and south to SeaTac, involving at least twenty bug-nuts biters. It was suggested that anyone bitten should seek medical attention.
Well, Terry supposed first thing in the morning would be good enough. And Vern said to see a doctor within the next couple of days, maybe get a tetanus shot. And after all, Molly was a nurse. All in all, heading back to Meadows sounded like a fine idea to Terry.
He cursed to himself.
Dammit! He’d forgotten the doughnuts.
7:35 p.m. Longview, Washington
I
have
to write this down because Mr. Kaplan says writers should capture the moments in our lives, good and bad, and this is a day in history like 9/11, but worse, because it happened right in front of me.
I’m writing this in my room. The door downstairs is locked but there is shooting outside. I smell smoke from houses only a few streets away. My hand is shaking so much I can barely write this, but I’m afraid NOT to write this because somebody has to. People are going crazy. At first we thought it was just in L.A., and then just in Portland, but on the news they’re saying it’s happening all over the country and nobody knows why.
I had to stop and take a nap. They’re saying not to let bit people go to sleep, but I wasn’t bit. Hope it’s all right if I just curl up and let the world go away for a while. When I’m awake, I only cry or stare at the ceiling. No appetite, and Mom thinks if I keep writing I might not be so scared and depressed like the people on the radio talking about Portland General. Or maybe I should say Portland in general. The country in general.
I’ll write about what happened at the hospital one day, but my hand starts shaking every time I think about it, so I’ll start with how we got the hell away from there.
Mom had to drive because Dad hurt his ankle. The bite’s just a scratch, a nothing nick through his sock, but he said his foot felt like it was getting numb and he was sleepy, just like they’re saying on the radio. “You need a hospital, Dev,” Mom said. We just gave her a look, and almost laughed. Almost. We could only go home.
On the road, people were driving like they were drunk, and the radio was babbling about how crankheads were biting people. Maybe twenty cases across Portland, and hundreds of cases across the country. I heard the word “terrorist”
fifty times in thirty minutes. Somebody else said something about the flu shot. (Thank you, God, for saving me from that shot. I’m not a psychic, but I knew I shouldn’t get it.) The radio was all dueling doctors, this expert talking over that expert, and nobody sure of anything. Some guy with a southern accent said that it wasn’t the flu shot, blaming that yahanna mushroom diet. Bottles of the stuff had been found in the houses of lots of the biters. Yahanna was that mushroom that kills your appetite. Chubbies love it. Cheaper than tummy staples, and safe as baby aspirin. Yeah, right.
Mom’s all over the theories, already appointing herself an expert: “What if it’s both? What if this is only happening to people who take both?”
The I-5 was belly-to-butt all the way back up to Longview. I saw two people wrestling around on the side of the road. At least… I think they were just fighting. I hope.
We got home and locked the door. And the windows. Mom dressed Daddy’s ankle and talked about taking him to the clinic, but after what happened in Portland, I think they’re afraid to leave the house. I didn’t get bitten, but I’m tired just like Dad. All I want to do is sleep. Writing this down has helped. Some. Not enough. But some.
I smell smoke outside. Someone is screaming and the air is filled
with sirens. Please, God. Help me. Someone help us. I’m so scared.
Daddy says it’s time to go to the basement. He says no matter what Mom thinks, he has to go to sleep.
8:10 p.m.
Camp Round Meadows Summer Camp
Olympic Forest Area, Washington
I
t
was dark by the time Terry Whittaker glimpsed the rectangular blue sign marked ROUND MEADOWS. He’d nearly driven off the dirt road a dozen times. He hadn’t thought about how handy streetlamps were until he realized there weren’t any, not a single one, in the woods. He had cramps in his ankle and fingers from his steady pressure on the accelerator and his death grip on the steering wheel.
Jolly Molly Stoffer met them at the turnaround, her plump face bright with alarm. “Are you all right, babykins?” she said to her husband, Vern, pulling open the back door.
“… just… really tired.” His face sagged like a melting Mr. Potato Head.
Really tired.
Total understatement. For the last hour Piranha had fought to keep Vern’s eyes open. He might have even slapped Vern
once.
“Wish you coulda seen a doctor. You were right near the best hospitals!” Molly scolded him, but Terry wasn’t sure Vern heard her, the way his head rocked.
“No way we wanted to stay in Seattle,” Piranha said. His real name was Charlie Cawthone, and his skill at coin matching and three-card monte had brought him to the attention of the Seattle juvenile justice system. Hacking his stepdad’s office computer had been the frosting on the cookie. Like the rest of the Round Meadows Five, he’d been sentenced to a summer of chopping nettles and herding brats. That was bad enough, but this afternoon’s chaos at Pike Place Market was just the pickle on the turd sandwich Terry currently called his life.
Molly sighed, tugging at Vern’s eyelids to try to see his eyes. “Yeah, there was a ruckus down at the hospital in Portland, so maybe it’s for the best. Let’s get you under the light,” she said. “Take a look at that head. You hit it?”
Vern yawned, a cavern. “No. Just that goddamn bite. Itches like hell.”
Molly half-gasped, more shocked by his language than his condition. “Well, let’s take care of you and get you to sleep. God had nothing to do with that bite.”
That’s for sure,
Terry thought, remembering the crazed cop who had attacked Vern at the marketplace during their run to pick up fish from Vern’s cousin. At least the guy had been dressed like a cop when he started chomping everyone around him. Damn.
Vern moved so unsteadily that Piranha and Terry each took an arm to lead him out of the van, but his eyes were only on Molly. “I’m sleepy, but…” Vern swallowed. “Not just that. I closed my eyes, and got scared. Really, really scared, Molly. Like…” He ran out of words for it.
“You poor old bear,” she said.
“Need help getting him inside?” Terry said. He hoped she’d say no. Terry wanted to be far away from Vern and his troubles. He wanted to start telling the story, embellishing with enough jokes to siphon some of the acid out of his veins.
McGruff the crime dog says Seattle’s found a new way to take a bite out of crime!
“No, you boys have done enough,” Molly said. “Thanks, but it’s all right. If I need anything, I’ll let you know.”
She put an arm around Vern’s wide waist and led him up the half-dozen wooden steps to the weathered wood-frame main house, which they called the Palace. Their dog, Hipshot, a friendly and territorial black retriever mix, approached Vern with a feverishly wagging tail. At first. But instead of doing his happy dance and pawing Vern’s thigh, Hippy whined and backed away, his tail curled between his legs.
Weird. So weird, in fact, that Terry and Piranha exchanged a look. That dog worshipped Vern. Would drink his piss out of a Dixie cup. What did Hipshot know that the rest of them didn’t?
If only they’d had a clue.
The staff lounge was drab wood-plank walls except for its picture windows;
the walls were decorated with huge mounted fish someone had caught, or bought, over the years. The Red Hot Chili Peppers were piping from the old CD player; not Terry’s favorite group, but he’d take any music over the news. The room smelled like mildewed carpet and simmering soup. Home sweet home.
Terry never thought he’d get sick of pine trees, fresh air, and sunshine, but sometimes prison only
looked
like paradise. Round Meadows—or as Terry liked to call it, Alcatraz North—was a tiny chunk of the six-hundred-thousand-acre Olympic wilderness area, flat land between two jagged hemlock-and-red-cedar-covered ridges near Mount Washington. It was federal land, leased to the state and rented
to church and youth groups for summer camp. Nursemaiding brats at summer camp was the last way Terry wanted to spend the summer before senior year in high school. And if he hadn’t used the nail gun on stepdad Marty, he wouldn’t be in this jam—that and a couple of other incidents where he had given people who desperately needed a black eye or busted lip their heart’s secret desire. It wasn’t his fault: his fist was merely the instrument of their deliverance.
Terry had almost chosen juvie over summer camp duty, but his sister had begged him not to punish himself for what Marty had done to her. Lisa had been through enough. Between his sister’s pleas and the promise of fresh air, he’d signed up. In the old days, guys went to war to avoid jail. Terry figured this wasn’t much better.
The Indian Twins, Dean Kitsap and Darius Phillips, were back from whatever gentler errands they’d been assigned, sitting with their feet up on the ends of the sagging couch, as they always did. They weren’t really twins, or brothers at all; actually, they were distant cousins. And Dean didn’t even have to be in Round Meadows—he just hung around to amuse himself. Both Darius and Dean were Suquamish Indians, but Darius’s mother had left Bainbridge Island as a teenager and married a Red Lobster crew chief over in Seattle.
One day, car-thieving Darius had gone to the trading post in Sequim to buy supplies and ran into his doppelgänger. The way they looked, everyone assumed they were brothers, so they let campers and parents believe it. Dean had hung around so much, and had such a wide cross-section of useful skills, that Vern had hired him for the summer. Their olive skin and long black hair reinforced the image they liked to project: Plains warriors trapped in the wrong century. They both loved cherry-red motorcycles: Dean’s was a Honda Interceptor, Darius’s a Kawasaki Ninja 250R, and the
brrrr
of the engines could be heard around the camp at the oddest places and hours. Brothers from other mothers.
Sonia Petansu was also lounging, doing a Sudoku puzzle at the wobbly pinewood table. She was the only female in their group, tall
ish with a sinewy body, straight black hair with a streak of white, and a fondness for shoplifting. She’d taken her cooking rotation last night, and despite her abundance of attitude, actually served a mean marinara. Tonight, Darius was making some kind of stew.
Hipshot’s nails clicked on the faded linoleum as he trailed Terry into the kitchen. Terry realized he was hungry, but when he lifted the pot’s lid, he clamped it down again fast. Ugh.
Piranha sank into his usual silence, grabbing a soda out of the fridge, so Terry was alone with the story and didn’t feel like making jokes. “We need help putting the fish away,” Terry said instead.
The freezer was an industrial-size Master-Bilt, deep enough to hide Darius’s Ninja. That had been fun. After ten minutes of stacking and packing in the freezer while Hipshot shadowed them, Terry finally said, “Hope Vern’s gonna be okay.”
“What happened to Vern?” Sonia said, only halfway interested. That was her shtick, really. Chronic disinterest. She actually had a black sweatshirt with BLASÉ emblazoned in white letters.
So he told them. All work ceased. Even Sonia seemed impressed.
“You’ve gotta be
kidding
me,” they kept saying. “You have
got
to be
kidding
me!”
“You saw a cop get nailed by a driver on Pike Street?” Darius said. He sounded far more impressed than horrified. “A real cop?”
“Yeah, after the dude chomped Vern’s arm,” Terry said, because Darius seemed to have missed the point. “It’s all over the news. Not just in Seattle. Portland too. Something’s up.”
After the fish were stacked and their gloves were put away, they all trudged to the counselors’ bunkhouse. Technically, Sonia had a nearby cabin to herself, but she hung out with them as late as she could get away with it. Somehow Terry didn’t think Vern would be swinging by with his flashlight tonight to make sure, as he put it, nobody got any “foolish ideas.”
Darius was Evel Knievel on the asphalt, but a bust in the kitchen.
He seemed to think that monosodium glutamate could magically transform him into Wolfgang Puck. Piranha took a tentative sip from the wooden spoon and then scowled. “Aw,
hell,
no.”
“Like you could do better,” Darius said.
“I do better on a regular basis,” Piranha said. “I do better asleep.”
“You know it,” Sonia said, and gave Piranha that sly, heavy-lidded look that made it obvious that they’d engineered a few hours of privacy. Terry wondered what Sonia would think of the calls to girls back home in SeaTac that Piranha had made on the ferry.
Terry didn’t bother tasting the stew. Instead, he warmed up enough leftover pasta for everyone and broke out the playing cards. They listened to music while Piranha dealt, and they bet pennies on cards that seemed cold for everyone. Nobody got a hand worth a damn, just hammers and deuces until just about yawning time, when Darius dealt Sonia a royal flush, and she won the entire pot, about enough to buy a gallon of gas.
Sonia brayed laughter and slapped her palm on the table. Sometimes Sonia seemed kind of flat-faced and skinny, but in victory she was oddly attractive. “Thanks for the change, boys. It’s been a slice,” she said, and sashayed across the room while all of them watched. Except Piranha.