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Tags: #Humor & Entertainment, #Humor, #Parodies, #Trivia & Fun Facts, #Reference, #Curiosities & Wonders
By
overlook1977
, May 19, 2009
Unfortunately, I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.
3,121 of 3,346 people found the following review helpful
Why can’t Amazon have more stars? 5 ain’t enough!
By
T. Guymon “SonOfSpam”
, May 6, 2009
So I’m looking for threads that say, “Hey baby…I’m real boss!” when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major…but three??? I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was “Freebird.” I immediately removed my “No Fat Chicks” shirt and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH. I’ll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shirt; suffice it to say, I’m swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-tel infomercials. I’m also more confident at work and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say “shirts,” since I now own 23 of them).
The Three Wolf shirt possesses transformational powers.
@cdporter00
, the People’s Champ, says, “Not even the supermoon hovering over our nation’s capital can stop the power of the Three Wolf Moon!”
Capturing and harvesting the power.
One of the wolves that came to life out of my shirt and attacked my aunt when she dared to laugh at the mystical powers of the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt.
Howlin’ good Christmas in Texas. We can already tell that 2012 is going to bring some changes in this family. The day after Christmas we had a 6-year-old sprouting serious chest hair, and one of these kids just appeared out of thin air. Thanks, Three Wolf shirt, and thanks, Amazon.
I could never do carny tricks
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until I got this shirt.
It scared the flames to self-extinguishment.
THIS WAS OUR CHRISTMAS CARD THIS YEAR!
Three Wolf Moon USMC edition (Marine Green) Bravo Company 1st Combat Engineer Battalion. (This image was supplied to us by Sergeant Nick Heier, USMC.)
Sword of Infinite Wisdom not included.
See how the bears MUST avert their eyes from the awesome shirts!