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172 of 178 people found the following review helpful

One Star is Too Much for This Product

By
Cyphis
, September 7, 2012

I don’t know if this is a scam or if mine was broken, but it doesn’t work and I am still getting abducted by UFOs on a regular basis.

722 of 733 people found the following review helpful

Accurate and Faithful

By
R. J. Reid “Kanajlo”
, December 29, 2010

This little gizmo is a bargain at twice the price and much more accurate than the voices in my head.

72 of 82 people found the following review helpful

Works TOO well!

By
Maz James
, June 19, 2012

This product is lovely. It goes off every time that an alien is in the vicinity. The only problem is I can’t seem to find a way to turn it off. It’s rather too much when my friend John Smith comes over. He was trying to show me this lovely old police box, but this alarm would not shut off long enough for him to explain what it was that he was showing me. He must have some alien powder on him or something. I don’t need my friends disturbed because this thing thinks they’re an alien! It would be especially bad because John has volunteered to take me on an adventure to “see the stars.” (I think he’s taking me to a planetarium.)

26 of 35 people found the following review helpful

The Greatest Threat to Mankind

By
G.C. “Serious Reviews for Serious People”
, January 30, 2008

It appears as though most of the reviews for this item are intended to be funny. I guess it is human nature to make light of that which we do not understand or that which we fear. However, UFOs and the dangers they present are no laughing matter. This is a serious device designed for a serious purpose. For some unknown reason, certain individuals are often targeted by alien beings on a repeated basis. Once you have been abducted, your chances for re-abduction increase significantly. Most of my clients are repeat abductees. One of my clients, who is only 33 years old, has been abducted 7 times in the past 4 years. They are crippled by their anxiety, wondering when the next attack will be, wondering when the aliens may decide to keep their unwilling subject for good. Do you think my client is laughing about this device? No. This device is far beyond a mere novelty. It gives my client the peace of mind that nothing else could provide. When it detects the presence of a possible UFO, my client is given ample warning to hide where the aliens cannot find him. You may laugh and buy this product as a joke, and I suppose that is all fine and good. But to those of you who have fallen victim to the aliens, I would like to reassure you that this product really does work. You can have your life back and sleep soundly again knowing that when you wake up, it will be in your own bed (or wherever you fell asleep last), and not on an examination table in an alien spacecraft. Alien abduction is no laughing matter. Shame on those of you who would mock the victims of this cruel act. May you never NEED a device like this.

Customer Questions & Answers

In which dimensions does this detector operate?

The Eighth, of course.

Dave
answered on May 29, 2013

3.6 out of 5 stars

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