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By
M. Goff
, July 28, 2012

My wife and I spent months looking for the right pacifier for our baby. We knew we needed something that would distinguish him from the proletariat scum we used to see at his day care (like any responsible parents, we’ve since removed him from the day care and are rearing him in his private cottage with the help of our French au pair), and this product was right on the money. For a throwaway price that practically anyone can afford, this pacifier will let other babies know where they stand. Other parents sometimes give us strange looks when we stroll through the park with this. We just chuckle to ourselves, knowing how ashamed they must be that they can’t do the same for their own kids. Makes a wonderful present for any toddler in your life and is a great showpiece at the yacht club!

243 of 257 people found the following review helpful

Served its purpose

By
Rusty Shacklford “Adelio”
, May 14, 2011

I bought this pacifier a few weeks ago for our son. We looked at Walmart and Target and just could not find one that really caught our eyes. This one did the trick; as soon as he starts crying we load up the car and head to our security box at the local bank to get it. As soon as it hits his mouth, he stops crying! One bad thing about it is that it’s a bit heavy and weighs his head down a bit, and, oh yeah, we have had numerous attempts of kidnapping, but what-the-hey, it shuts him up. We did use his college fund to pay for it, and I did have a bit of buyer’s remorse for a while, but I think in the future he will be thankful that we bought it for him.

4 of 6 people found the following review helpful

Best $17,000 I ever spent!!!!

By
blamb!
, June 6, 2013

My son’s birthday was coming up, and I just couldn’t think of what to buy him. I already bought him a pony and a diamond-encrusted wristwatch, and well, I just didn’t know what else to buy him! I was beginning to panic until I came across this pacifier. As soon as I seen it, I knew this would be the perfect gift for his first birthday! I mean, only the best for my little prince, right? When he opened the little box and I saw his eyes light up, it was totally worth the $17,000 that I spent. Everyone is hating him now, but I know it is pure jealousy. Buy it, and your baby will love you for it.

39 of 46 people found the following review helpful

Perfect for my little snowflake

By
Unidentified User #42
, July 28, 2012

My daughter is the most precious, little, unique snowflake, and she deserves only the best items, no matter what the cost. Would I ever put a non-diamond-encrusted binky in my snookie-wookum’s mouth? No I wouldn’t! My little princess will be the most fashionable baby in the trailer park that I had to move into after buying this.

4.4 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Hulk Rules
(Audio CD)

ASIN:
     B000008PE1

Price:
     
$16.98

Hulk Hogan sings on this 1995 album featuring Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful

Life Changing at the Least

By
Helen M. Vile
, February 20, 2005

I don’t think I’m taking much of a risk when I say that this is the best CD ever made. It will change your life more than the entire series of
Walker, Texas Ranger
. Everything about this album is done to perfection. The vocals and backup vocals are masterful, but what really makes it the top album of all time are the lyrics. They are poetry in themselves. A must-have and good fun for all ages. “I Want To Be a Hulkamaniac” offers a guideline for everybody to be successful. And as the Hulk says, “Say your prayers; eat your vitamins, too. These are the things that (Hulka) maniacs do.”

8 of 9 people found the following review helpful

CD currently in God’s CD player
…
Enough said

By
Claude Balls
, May 6, 2004

There is an old saying that goes something like this…“When God needs work done, he creates geniuses.” Rock and Roll, Rap, and the Monster Ballad have been in dire need of a savior for quite some time now. Hulk was selected by the hand of God to revitalize the music industry. After listening to this album, I cannot even utter the words “Da Vinci,” “Einstein,” or “Tesla,” without first mentioning the Hulkster, otherwise known as Hulk Hogan, otherwise known as the Hulk, inventor and grandmaster of the religion known as Hulkamania. Hulk’s musical genius is utterly amazing, possibly supernatural. After seventeen times listening to the album straight through, although the orgasms stopped, the euphoria of the superb rhythm and bass still makes my hair stand on end. Hulkster’s flow is just too tight and original for any other MC to even think about steppin’. Quite simply, the most magnificent musical composition to be put together in the past half-millennium.

9 of 11 people found the following review helpful

Maybe the greatest work of art ever created