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Drinkwel—The Multivitamin for People Who Drink

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4.6 out of 5 stars

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Drinkwel—The Multivitamin for People Who Drink (With Kudzu Flower, Milk Thistle, N-acetyl Cysteine)

ASIN:
     B0041HT1BW

Price:
     
$39.95

Drinkwel is the first daily multivitamin created specifically for healthy people who drink. Its ingredients replenish nutrients, support healthy liver function, help process alcohol-induced toxins, and more.

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9 of 11 people found the following review helpful

Drinkwel, I love you

By
Britt
, November 30, 2012

Drinkwel, I love you. One Saturday afternoon, 8 months ago, I was laying in the dark, in bed, with my laptop and weakly Googling hangover remedies whenever I could lift my foggy head to type, and that’s when I found Drinkwel. I was determined to never feel like this again, so I ordered some and we have been together ever since. I try and take 3 pills daily as a multivitamin and an extra 3 religiously after drinking. When I first started taking it, I would wake up in the morning after a night of drinking and first sort of open one eye to assess my hangover situation and then the other and then move around cautiously trying not to stir the hangover that I knew had to be lurking inside my poor body. Then I realized I was completely fine and that Drinkwel had defeated any hangover that was trying to get me and destroyed it, and that was the first time Drinkwel and I said “I love you.” I don’t get hangovers anymore, and I can’t recommend
trying Drinkwel enough. Anyone that I have given it to has also had the same results and always asks if I have any “hangover pills” with me when we are out drinking, which sort of makes me feel like a drug dealer or something, but whatever and, duh, of course I have my most loyal drinking companion with me. I’m happy to share so that the next day my friends will be up and ready to go enjoy the day with me, and we can totally still go drink Bloody Marys, but this time we will all change out of our clothes from the night before, get freshened up, and actually be able to finish our breakfasts because the room is not spinning and our tummies don’t hurt. I had even more reinforcement of why I can’t live without Drinkwel (as if I needed any) a couple of weekends ago when my other half and I went away for the weekend and forgot Drinkwel (worst miscommunication ever: “I thought you packed it”—“No, you said you did!!” ugh.). I was worried. I wish we would’ve forgotten booze, too. Saturday morning and day and afternoon and into the evening was an awful experience, hung over in a way the both of us hadn’t felt since we started taking Drinkwel, and we both realized what a good friend Drinkwel is (absence makes the heart grow fonder!) and how much it really works, and then we went back to bed until Sunday and swore not to drink without it again because a weekend ruined by being hungover is the worst. If you want to have a love affair with a vitamin and not be hungover, or at least one of the two then, look no further. Drinkwel can be yours, too, if you’ll have it.

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful

Impressive!

By
Jenn
, January 18, 2013

The first thing you’ll notice upon waking up is that you’re walking to the toilet, not stumbling. That is a good sign! A casual glance in the bowl after the morning’s ritual might be a shocker the first few times. “Great Odin’s Raven! What have I done to myself?” you’ll exclaim, but probably with different words. Not to be too graphic, but the toilet bowl will reflect a radioactive shade of neon yellow back at you. This is just your body ridding itself of all the extra vitamins it didn’t need. I call this “good bang for your buck.” I would go so far as to say I have never felt so fog-free and mentally energetic. As I’ve gotten older, I had routinely felt an oppressive cloud hanging over my mind. It was hard to predict when it would happen, but those days would just be less productive. But on the Drinkwel Supplement, I felt wonderful—refreshed and alert—every single day, regardless of how much I drank the night before! This leads me to believe I have probably been walking around vitamin-deprived for years. Results may vary. I can only speak to my own personal experience, but I’m hooked. I promptly ordered Bottle #2.

3-Carat Diamond Pacifier

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3.6 out of 5 stars

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3-Carat Diamond Pacifier (278 Pave-Set Diamonds)

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     B000VG4608

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$17,000.00

Take your breath away beyond anything you’ve ever seen before. Our Diamond Pacifier truly takes your breath away. Crafted with love of 14-karat white gold and set with 278 diamonds. Engrave it with your child’s name, initials, birthday, or birth weight for a magnificent keepsake. A gift that will never be forgotten.

  • Crafted Of: 14 karat white gold and 278 diamonds (totaling 3 carats)
  • Genuine silicone nipple
  • Moving handle
  • Not suggested for actual use

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71 of 77 people found the following review helpful

Color??? Clarity???

By
Eric Bryant
, July 28, 2012

This is a total rip-off. It looks nice, but remember the 4 Cs? That’s right, they tell you how many carats, but what about cut, clarity, and color? For my child, nothing less than a VS1 or an F will do. Hold out for a better diamond.

103 of 123 people found the following review helpful

Great deal—have your butler run out and get one of these immediately

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