Did You Read That Review ? (73 page)

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

2,117 of 2,170 people found the following review helpful

Maybe…and Maybe Not

By
George Takei
, July 26, 2013

This is the perfect gift to give yourself or a coworker. Asked a simple yes or no question from the boss, such as, “Will the report be done on time?” or, “Will you be able to cover the books for me while I’m away?” the box legitimates “yes” and “no” answers. “Hang on, let me consult Schrodinger’s Cat Executive Box for that answer. Aha! See? It says the answer is both yes and no.”

“That is, right now, knowing nothing other than your question, the answer could be either yes or no. But when we actually get to that point, we’ll know whether it actually was yes or no. But that box always gives that answer.”

“So does quantum physics, and no one is arguing with that.”

2 of 6 people found the following review helpful

The answer for your question

By
Savebone Music “Sasha”
, July 26, 2013

Finally, the Schrodinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker will take away any responsibility I may have in my life! Darling, shall we have another kid? Darling, may I light this peculiar candle looking like a dynamite stick? Dear box, may I ease my mother-in-law down the stairs with a gentle push? Should I get out of bed today? These and more life-changing questions are easily answered with this wonder box! The most wonderful thing: if you receive a wrong answer, there is someone you can blame! Just pick up the box and toss it out of the window! When the cops ask, “Why did you throw the box on your nosy neighbor?” you can tell them the box told you to do it!

208 of 215 people found the following review helpful

This ain’t magic

By
Joe Tonigh
, July 26, 2013

The Magic 8 Ball runs on magic? That’s just silly. Now, this product runs on quantum superposition. That’s science!

34 of 37 people found the following review helpful

I’m sorry to give a negative review

By
Lynda Seehusen “Ranchmom1”
, July 26, 2013

I was very disappointed in this product. After giving me the “dying” response 9 times, it stopped working. I believe there should be some type of warning on the product that it only has 9 lives.

14 of 18 people found the following review helpful

Am I a bad person
…

By
Euroranger
, July 26, 2013

…for wanting to click both the Yes and No buttons for the previous reviews? It seems like the very act of reviewing this product requires this product.

Customer Questions & Answers

I am assuming no actual cats are being killed, or not in this box, but I think they should say so in their ad?

Every decision requires the sacrifice of one cat. That is the price one must pay for being indecisive.

BRG
answered on July 26, 2013

4.9 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
The Mountain Yeti Abominable Snowman Adult T-Shirt

ASIN:
     B0037TMB08

Price:
     
$17.00–$34.65

The Mountain is the leader of apparel that has some wild and crazy animals prominently displayed on its shirts. After just one wash, you will not know where the print ends and the shirt begins. The unique printing process actually pulls the dye color out of the shirt and leaves the ink color behind, essentially dyeing the cotton with the ink. The Mountain Classic T-shirt features an oversized, relaxed fit, with reinforced double stitching on all seams. After dyeing it is washed and dried, so it arrives to you comfortable, preshrunk, and ready to wear. This heavyweight, 100%-cotton T will last you years and years.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

81 of 86 people found the following review helpful

Strength Infused with Cotton

By
David J. Knowles
, May 12, 2010

I am almost embarrassed to admit the lack of reviews regarding this particular piece of lost lore. This protective article of clothing is much more than meets the eye. Simple pixels from your computer screen couldn’t possibly capture the majestic and unbridled power of this cloak. There are *actual* yeti hairs inscribed into each fiber of cotton. Upon first donning this garment, all former vestiges of humanity are lost. I was immediately transformed into a towering
ogrillon figure, 12 feet at least, and began my rampage. I hold no memories from this torrential act; however, the next day’s paper gave insight to the destruction I, no doubt, wreaked. The obituary section actually took up the entire contents of the paper, the Statesmen labeling this the worst case of killing-spree homicide the world has seen yet. This is a definite must-buy, considering the raw power of this more-than-celestial article. Purchase this shirt today, and release the debilitating, dragging bonds of society. Let go of your humanity, and embrace the yeti.