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answered on September 8, 2013

Never Worn Rolex Submariner Men’s Watch

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4.3 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Never Worn Rolex Submariner Men’s Watch
116619LB

ASIN:
     B008GXOOWS

Price:
     
$34,950.00

Description: (not available)

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

29 of 73 people found the following review helpful

Great watch for the price, however NO CALCULATOR

By
FantasticJohnny
, March 14, 2013

I was really happy about this purchase initially. My wife just left me and took the kids; I have my dog and my train collection, so I decide to go for it and get the Rolex. It looks great, fits like a glove, doesn’t fall off when I’m lotioning, and I always know what time it is! Then comes the problem…I’m at my local thrift shop getting a new pair of shoes and decide to get some new underwear (who can really only buy one thing at a thrift shop? With those prices it’s a steal!) when it’s time to add up all the prices, I go to the watch for help with my addition, and that’s when I realized…this stupid watch doesn’t have a calculator! I feel duped, but other than that I’m really happy with how it sparkles.

21 of 80 people found the following review helpful

Fantastic watch for the price

By
Ed G
, September 14, 2012

I had been looking for a new watch for a budget and so far, this is my absolute favorite. 40,000 dollars later I lost it, but I thought,
Man, I love that watch so much I’m gonna buy a second one!
Later on, my child got kidnapped, and the ransom was set at $10,000, and I thought,
Man, I wouldn’t eat peanut butter for that amount of cash
(I HATE peanut butter). So I said, “Here, take this watch; you really need to stop underselling yourself.” As you can see, these are good for all kinds of occasions! The only downside is the make. These feel hefty, and the metal feels cheap, and I swear those are the gemstones my daughter uses for arts and crafts on the watch face. All in all, you get a great watch for the money! This is my 8th one! You know what they say about Rolexi (the formal plural of Rolex): It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

14 of 63 people found the following review helpful

Why buy one when you have 2 wrists?

By
Snow Bird
, September 5, 2012

Actually, I lost the first one. So I bought the second one because I liked the first one so much. Good times.

4 of 36 people found the following review helpful

What a waste

By
TheOGusername
, July 1, 2013

Alright so to start off I purchased this with my uncle’s credit card. Needless to say he was not happy. When I received the package the watch was made of legos similar to this one: LEGO Kids’ 9002908 Star Wars Darth Vader Watch…I also noticed a little note saying that the package was stolen by an African mine worker. I was not impressed by the overall quality.

Schrodinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker

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3.6 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Schrodinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker

ASIN:
     B008BV9LK0

Price:
     
$25.99

Helps you make tough decisions! Schrodinger’s Cat will give you an answer—Alive or Dead. A great gift! If you’re having trouble deciding between things often, then Schrodinger’s Cat can help. With this Schrodinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker, just ask the cat a yes-or-no question and slide open the door to watch the cat magically fluxing between life and death. If the cat ends up staying alive, then the answer is yes! If the cat comes back dead, though, then your answer is no. The almighty Schrodinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker has spoken! Go and do its bidding. Meow. The Schrodinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker measures about 5¾ inches wide × 4¼ inches deep × 4¼ inches tall. Require 3 AA batteries, not included. Ages 14 and up.

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