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PROS:

- No awkward moments when visitors enter and have to look at a cat’s eyes & mouth.

- No cat staring at me while I conduct important experiments.

- No cats silently judging my dance skills.

- Great weight-loss tool for cats!

CONS:

- Cat keeps bumping into valuable furniture and walls.

- Cat doesn’t seem to eat much out of the dish anymore.

- Not getting any new feedback on my dancing.

- Mask would look better with flames painted on the sides, in a race-car theme.

I’d recommend this to all the pet owners out there who love their cats but hate their pesky faces!

*BONUS TIP: This works just as well on raccoons, possums, and large rats, if those are your cuddly creatures of choice. Does not work on squirrels or nosy neighbors.

0 of 10 people found the following review helpful

Amazing!

By
Fluffy
, September 6, 2012

Best product EVER! I use this on cats when interrogating them. It always works like a charm. Thanks, Guardian Gear!

4 of 9 people found the following review helpful

Great Product—Wonderful Addition to My Cat’s Life

By
Ryan Kaplan
, January 28, 2010

I bought this product, despite the negative review, and boy am I glad I did. Firstly, my cat loves it. I have a very sunny apartment, so whenever my cat is trying to take a nap, he’ll come up and nudge me to put his “eye mask” on. Secondly, my cat is a very attractive cat, and a lot of his young life he had to deal with people snapping pictures of him and trying to pet him. With this mask, he hides his beauty, and more importantly, forces people to find his inner beauty…his aura. Finally, this mask is a challenge. My cat is extremely driven and loves to challenge himself. So whenever he feels like jumping from couches and running between table legs becomes too easy, he hops up, licks my face, and gives me that look that says: “Throw that mask on so I can show you my physical prowess…blindfolded!!!”

4.4 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Kraft Dehydrated Marshmallows, Assorted—40-lb. Case

ASIN:
     B008DJR6HU

Price:
     
$163.96

These colorful, dehydrated marshmallows make a great addition to any variety of products. They can easily be added to a bowl of cereal or a steaming mug of hot chocolate. Their bright colors and small size make it fun to add to any special baked treat, whether mixed in or added as a topping.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful

Great Nutritional Supplement!!!

By
Leland M
, August 23, 2013

A few months ago I began having issues of not being able to keep weight on. My good friend and neighbor, Jack LaLanne, suggested juicing. I took this to mean lots of creatine powder, steroids, cheap cognac, and shark semen. Still that didn’t help me keep what weight I had left. I opted to consult a professional, Yahoo Answers, and concluded I was either hypoglycemic or had a tapeworm. It was a blessing that, shortly after, I happened across this little gem. You see, so far as I’m concerned this cures both possible prognoses. My blood sugar is at an all-time high. I know this from the onset of frequent naps, or, as a physician might call it, “diabetic comas,” whatever that means. AND I’m sure that any pesky tapeworms that may have found a home in my organs are well nourished now. My weight is up quite dramatically, and I could not be more satisfied. I
give it five stars, but if they made this in, say, a 55-gallon drum, I’d be as happy as the tapeworms I have gestating within me.

28 of 37 people found the following review helpful

A surefire path to a healthy life!

By
Seth
, June 21, 2013

I hadn’t thought before about how important diabetes is to a growing boy. My son, ostracized from the mainstream cliques because of his working pancreas, would come home hopelessly depressed—craving some recognition for his future in the entrenched world of football scholarships. He plays well, but kids today are just too involved in their identities as victims to really accept “healthies” anymore. After one particular hard practice, Billy came home covered in spinach stains because the vegans decided to protest that day. I hopped onto the Internet to find the easiest way to get my son out of shape. Lo and behold, the answer was right there in our favorite morning cereals. A few days later, the package came in and I served it to Billy in a three-gallon bowl filled with heavy cream. These became his go-to meals, eating them at least six times a day along with as much frozen sausage as he could stomach to stave off malnutrition. Fast forward two months, Billy’s up 150 lb. with no chance in sports anymore, and he’s never been more popular. Type 2 diabetes fell on him like a linebacker on ice skates, and we couldn’t be prouder. Now if only Amazon had something for our daughter to grow that muffin top she’s always wanted, I could rest easy and finally let them take my feet.

8 of 8 people found the following review helpful

Too Much

By
ZEtronica
, August 26, 2013

We can’t get rid of it all; there’s to much of it. We tried burning it, but it kept multiplying. We eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, but the pile never gets smaller. Our son has turned into pure dehydrated marshmallows. Please, make it stop. I’m begging you.

Customer Questions & Answers

Just how BIG is the package of marshmallows that are being delivered? I am hoping to swim through them like Scrooge McDuck
…

You could hot tub in them, or better yet a kiddie pool. Forty pounds is a lot, but to swim, you’d need more like 120.