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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful

LEGENDARY—The name, the myth, the man!

By
S. Nguyen “S.H.N.”
, December 26, 2012

I recently bought this to wear to a gangster-themed Christmas party. That’s right; I represented the YETIs. This shirt was even more gangster than the oversized Dickies shorts, knee-high tube socks, bandanna, and Raiders slippers, which completed my outfit. This made the party, and the halo power of the shirt also enabled me to blow all karaoke competition out of the water. I was absolutely rocking it. I highly recommend this shirt, particularly for Christmas parties. The reason, obviously besides the time of year, is that showing up to a Christmas party with this shirt is like a gift in itself. Everyone will be mesmerized. You will rock. BUT BE WARNED: THERE MAY BE SOME CASUALTIES AS A RESULT OF THE RAW RAGE THAT ACCOMPANIES THIS SHIRT!!! MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AN OUTLET FOR IT, I.E., KARAOKE, LEST YOU RUN OVER GRANDMA IN AN UNCONTROLLABLE RAMPAGE!

24 of 26 people found the following review helpful

Legendary

By
Garden Roots
, March 5, 2011

It was 9:30 a.m. when the doorbell rang and I found the box that contained this (for lack of a better word) shirt. All the glory and majesty radiating from the garment immediately made my life 1,000% better. As I lifted the shirt from the box with more care and respect than I would give to a newborn baby, I suddenly felt a surge of what can only be described as unicorn powers flow through my body. Since owning this shirt I am now able to withstand extremely cold temperatures, and my strength has grown similar to that of a full-grown silverback mountain gorilla!!!

7 of 7 people found the following review helpful

Ghost of the Himalayas

By
Matthew A. Bird
, August 16, 2010

I’m sure you already bought this as soon as you saw the raw epicness that is Yeti shirt. At this point you are probably feeling a strange fear as the realization that a mysterious and awesome, possibly uncontrollable power will be arriving at your home soon. To prepare you, here are some facts regarding the Mountain Yeti Abominable Snowman T-Shirt that you may find useful:

*Yeti Shirt eats a Three Wolf Moon Shirt and 3 Dale Earnhardt Jr. NASCAR Shirts daily.

*Yeti Shirt gives you +7 strength and +12 magical resistance.

*I wear Yeti Shirt to church every Sunday.

*The picture on Yeti Shirt is not an artist rendition. It is an actual photo taken by a libertarian.

*Yeti Shirt is afraid of fire and angry villagers.

*Yeti Shirt must be kept below 30 degrees or it will shed and emit a strong musty odor.

10 of 13 people found the following review helpful

It can’t be true…Or can it?

By
Ken
, February 10, 2012

I read the warnings, but I went forward like a Sherpa up the steep Himalayas. I refused to turn back and placed my order. Eagerly I waited the arrival, so eagerly I took vacation time from work to camp outside the front of my house. I sat in my tent with a bucket and some beef jerky. My wife and children were sad and missed me as they looked out our bay window wondering when I might return from my journey. Alas 2 days passed, thank the heavens for
Amazon.com
Prime. Behold the package arrived. I stank of feces and sweat mixed with jerky, but I did not care. I ripped off my filthy Gap shirt which I burned promptly and placed the Yeti on myself. Immediately I felt the power of the Yeti envelope me, I let out a primal yelp. I feared I was about to go on a rampage, but I did not. Instead I turned and saw my family, they ran to me and held me and screamed for joy. My wife embraced me knowing I was now the man she had always wished I was, and though I smelt like a donkey in the summer heat she kissed me like never before. That was 3 months ago, I have yet to take the Yeti shirt off. The power is too great. I am no longer a mere accountant, I am a Yeti Accountant. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

2 of 3 people found the following review helpful

It’s All So Clear Now

By
J. Murray
, March 22, 2011

I am 32 years old and a proud new owner of the Yeti. I was really upset at the lack of reviews on this shirt, but nevertheless, purchased one posthaste as I am not sure if I’d lay my eyes on a more pristine picture of the Yeti. After calling Amazon and asking if I could pay $100 for same-day delivery or if I just could travel to the plant and pick it up myself (you can’t), I decided to overnight the shirt. Around 2 p.m. the following afternoon, my mom woke me up (I knew right then this was serious) and rushed me downstairs. There was already an eerie glow emanating from the box. I opened up the box, and that’s the last thing I remember. This is my one request from my lawyer: to write a review and warn you all. The reason why there are no Yeti shirt reviews are because the owners of this shirt are all incarcerated or dead. I’m now told I went on a killing spree that started with my own mother. Now I haven’t seen
The View
in over a week, which is comparable to being waterboarded. So think twice before you tackle the Yeti; think twice.

7 of 7 people found the following review helpful

This shirt is beautiful!

By
Gibsonaxeplayer
, on April 29, 2012

No exaggeration what so ever here; I’m not kidding when I say I wore this shirt to the mall and in one hour’s time I was paid 4 wonderful compliments by total strangers. I was so excited by this, that I shared the story with all the awesome people at the FDP (Fender Discussion Page).

I have never been so excited about a dang T-shirt ever.

This shirt has changed my life. Okay, ‘now’ I’m exaggerating.

Buy this shirt!

P.S. Thank you for making this shirt in 3xl as I’m a bit of a yeti myself.